My dad has spoken.

There was no way, the little girl could only reluctantly finish her lunch in small bites.

After lunch, the little girl immediately stood up and pointed to Jack, and the old god was arranging and said, "Uncle Jack, you are responsible for collecting firewood, carrying water, and boiling water in the afternoon, and my dad and I are responsible for fishing, picking vegetables, and cooking, no problem, right?"

Fishing, Jack used to go there often, but he promised that if he was allowed to go fishing in the afternoon, he would definitely let everyone not even see the tadpoles at the dinner table tonight.

It's not that he can't fish, it's that he's a cat, and he can't catch fish at all.

Picking vegetables, Jack doesn't even know the vegetables marked with names in the mall, if he is allowed to pick vegetables on this desert island, he doesn't pick a handful of weeds for Liu Yu and them to come back, he will feel sorry for his 250 IQ.

Cooking, to be honest, if it weren't for the fact that he hadn't met Liu Yu, a Xia Chinese, Jack probably wouldn't have known until now, it turns out that in this world, there is still a food that can be eaten called rice.

He can't fish, pick vegetables, or cook.

Hearing the little girl's arrangement, Jack could only say with a bitter face, full of flattery, "Little princess Xinxin, can you reduce Uncle Jack's work a little, collecting firewood and carrying water is already very tiring, can you give ..... the task of boiling water." ”

"To whom, don't you want to give it to me, I'm just a six-year-old baby, do you want to be so cruel?"

After pretending to be pitiful, the little girl looked at Jack and said with a serious face, "My dad is more responsible for fishing, picking vegetables, cooking, and taking care of my six-year-old baby, you just pick up firewood, carry water, and boil water, are you embarrassed to call it hard?"

Looking at the little girl with a serious face, and then at Liu Yu with a smile on his face, Jack said with a face full of grievances while cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, "Abominable Adeline, abominable tour guide, abominable website, Lao Tzu has been miserable by you, abominable ......." ”

After eating and drinking, after washing the dishes and chopsticks.

Liu Yu and Jack, with a little girl with a small frame on their backs, carried a bucket while picking the leftover vegetables on the side of the road, and walked into the valley where the water was fetched.

The little girl followed behind Liu Yu while carrying a small frame of vegetables, and asked with curiosity on her face, "Dabi, didn't you say that Uncle Jack would pick up firewood and carry water alone, why do you want to come here to help?"

"Your Uncle Jack is a road idiot, and he has no experience in the wild, if we don't look at him, I guess he will become the next little fisherman on the island. Liu Yu explained with a smile on his face while picking edible vegetables on the side of the road.

Hearing Liu Yu belittle himself, Jack staggered forward with two buckets and retorted with an unconvinced face, "Just kidding, I'm an old driver for more than ten years, how could I be a road idiot, I.... Ah..... ”

Poor Jack, before he could finish his sentence, plunged headlong into a ditch blocked by weeds, and fell directly into a clay figure that was neither human nor ghostly.

Seeing Uncle Jack turn into a clay figure, the little girl took out her mobile phone from her small bag to take a picture of Jack, and said with a smile on her face, "Uncle Jack is so good, the old driver overturned the car, hehe..." ”

Jack: "...................... ”

Liu Yu;" .......................... ”

Who taught this sentence, give it to Lao Tzu and I will come out, I promise not to beat you to death, I promise to only beat you halfway, really I promise not to beat you to death, I will really beat you halfway.

After Jack climbed out of the ditch, while getting rid of the mud on his body, he looked at the murderous Liu Yu and explained, "Don't look at me, how can a pure person like me say that the old driver overturned, impossible, really impossible." ”

After glaring at Jack angrily, Liu Yu walked in front of the little girl to lead the way, and at the same time led Jack, who was covered in yellow mud, and slowly walked towards the valley where he was getting water.

After arriving in the valley, Liu Yu shouted to Jack who was washing the mud while collecting firewood around the area, "Jack, be careful when you take a bath, I seem to have seen several big crabs in the water just now, you ......" ”

Xiuxiu...... Liu Yu didn't say big crabs, Jack didn't have anything to do with birds, as soon as Liu Yu said big crabs, Jack felt that his crotch was suddenly cold, and then after a burst of meat clamping sound, Jack was 100% sure that his little Jack had been tricked.

Jack stretched out his hand to hold the big crab and walked out of the water with figure-eight steps, and shouted to Liu Yu with tears, "Liu, I hate you, you are a crow's mouth, oh my god, why are you still stunned, hurry up and save me." ”

"Xinxin, look over there, don't look at your Uncle Jack's side, wait for Dad to do magic tricks for you. ”

After letting the little girl look away, Liu Yu first helped Jack take down the big crab funny, and then covered his mouth and smiled, "Hahaha, laughing to death, Jack will never laugh at you for not being able to catch fish in the future, hahaha... But this big crab is really fucking big. ”

After tying up the big crab in pain, Jack sat down on the shore while holding the big tree, and only smoked cold air, "Liu, I cooked it for me at night, I want to eat it to vent my hatred, it's so hateful, I dare to clamp my little Jack..." ”

"No, there is only one big crab, I want to give it to Shin Shin to eat, Shin Shin wants to eat the big crab, Shin Shin doesn't rely on it.... Hearing that Jack was going to eat the big crab alone, the little girl immediately lost her temper and shouted with her mouth out of her mouth.

After glancing at his daughter helplessly, Liu Yu took off his shoes and shirt with a wry smile, then pulled up his trouser legs, walked into the water and began to grope around on the shore, preparing to catch two big crabs for his daughter to eat.

Maybe it's because of the good location, and after a while, Liu Yu caught two big crabs out of the water, two of which looked big and had a ...... of almost two catties or more.

Seeing that her dad had also caught a big crab, the little girl immediately wiped the tears from her face and shouted with a smile, "yes yes, my dad is the best, my dad caught two big crabs, giggles..." ”

After tying up the large crab with a tree vine.

Liu Yu put the big crab into the bucket and smiled at the little girl, "Silly girl, if you want anything in the future, just ask your dad directly, you can't cry your nose next time, everyone will not like you ...... crying nose." ”

"Dad, I'm sorry, Xinxin will never cry casually in the future, and I will never make you unhappy again. ”

After apologizing to her father, the little girl looked at Jack and said with a smile on her face, "Uncle Jack is sorry, Xinxin shouldn't lose his temper with you, don't you be angry with Xinxin, okay?"

"Uncle Jack, how can you be angry with our little princess Xinxin, you want the big crab to ask Uncle Jack directly, don't cry your nose next time, it's ugly." Jack stood up with the big tree and looked at the little girl with a smile on her face.

"You should eat your big crab yourself, we really can't afford to enjoy the big crab you caught with sexual blessing. ”

After making fun of Jack, Liu Yu caught ten big crabs from the water again, and then took the little girl and them to leave the valley with a bitter face, carrying two buckets of water and two handfuls of firewood, and slowly walked back towards the residence.

Ace, Lulu, Qiaosi, Lala, Lannini, John Moss, Jordan Jason, and others who carried water along the way looked at them with a confused face, Liu Yu, who was carrying a lot of things, Jack, who was wet and walking on the figure-eight road, and a clean and cute little girl.

[No. 58 on the new book list, there is no reward, and there are very few recommended votes, it seems that the recommendation position is hopeless, hey. ] 】