Chapter 014.The god of the dead fat house who is obsessed with Showa
And at this time, in the main god space, Lao Zhao squinted at the white ball of light above his head, raised his head, and raised his tone a few points: "My son's name is Zhao Sheng, let him come out here, okay?"
But there was no response to his words.
In the main god space, the floating white ball of light was silent, and the surface flickered slightly violently.
If you look closely, you can find that the frequency of this flicker is actually calculated at a very fast speed with a large amount of data, or it is judged by the sudden appearance of Lao Zhao.
It stands to reason that there is no 0.0001 microsecond to complete the decision, but the results obtained are somewhat illogical.
The white ball of light is the main god body.
In the process of its calculation just now, a total of tens of thousands of calculation paths and results were not the ones that this low-level carbon-based creature in front of him could break through the void and absolute realm and come to this space.
This is tantamount to violating the rules, and it is even more contrary to the logic of the Lord God.
But that's exactly what happened.
This inferior carbon-based creature, the male is middle-aged, reaches its space.
Then the Lord God did not hesitate.
【Violators found】
[Analyzed as a low-level carbon-based organism on the low-tech side, ordinary male]
[Calculated combat effectiveness is 5 (no threat to space)]
[Initiation of countermeasures]
[Obliteration!]
The white ball of light flickered instantly.
A deep mechanical sound sounded in the main god space.
Just under Lao Zhao's somewhat puzzled gaze, the white floor opened a few steps in front of him, and a mechanical arm held a desert eagle poked out inside, and the muzzle of the black hole hole was directly aimed at his eyebrows, and then pulled the trigger.
"Uhh
Smoke fills the air.
The rapid explosion still echoed at the eardrums, but the flickering on the surface of the main god was even more intense.
"Ding—"
The bullet landed on the floor with a crisp sound.
Lao Zhao's eyebrows didn't even leave a white mark, but his face was a little stunned and looked at the flickering main god in front of him, and his face was a little incredulous: "You beat people without saying a word about it?"
But the flickering of the Lord God immediately stopped, and the decision was made.
[Failure of low-tech side means to obliterate]
[Switching to the medium technology sci-fi side means to obliterate]
Just next to the wall is fully open.
The main gun of the 30-meter-long Yamato starship has been charged with tachyon.
"Boom-"
The terrifying energy that could penetrate the planet poured out in an instant.
But for Lao Zhao, a warm breeze blew across his cheeks, ruffling his hair that had not been washed for several days, as if mocking his greasy and sloppy outside, which seemed a bit insulting to him!
The flickering of the main god became more intense, and countermeasures immediately reappeared.
[Technological means erasure fails]
[Switch to the top Xianxia side means to obliterate]
Spatial fluctuations came out, and a sharp breath that seemed to pierce this piece of heaven and earth was revealed.
A mysterious picture slowly floated out, and the four corners were wrapped in four long swords of different shapes, and the hilt of the sword was also engraved with the four ancient heavenly fonts of 'Killing and Trapping'.
But before it could fully unfold, it was as if he had discovered something, and he jumped back into the void and swooped back into the void.
"Huh?"
Lao Zhao scratched his head: "This array and the four swords look a little familiar?"
Touching his chin, he suddenly thought of the little brother he met in the vast chaos when he was shuttling through the heavens, and he was pitiful and gave him an axe, but unfortunately he was tired to death due to bad luck.
slapped his thigh, Lao Zhao suddenly realized: "You are my third nephew's subordinate for a long time, no wonder this thing looks so familiar!" Saying that, he also patted his chest, and said very familiarly: "Look at your character of saying that you will do it, you also feel like it, and you really have a stinky temper with my three nephews!"
But the main god still didn't respond, and the entire white ball of light was flickering extremely much, but soon stopped the calculation, and countless cracks appeared on the entire ball of light, as if there was a problem due to excessive calculation.
[Cannot be deduced]
[I can't deal with it]
[Unable to Fight]
The cracks in the white orb grew larger and larger until they formed large black spots.
At the same time, the entire ball of light was slowly contracting.
[Initiating the self-destruct procedure]
Singularity - Big Bang
In an instant.
The entire white sphere of light is extremely shrunk into a singularity that has reached the extreme.
Immediately, a little light began to appear in the middle of the singularity, as if distorting the concept of time and space, making the volume infinitely smaller, the density infinitely larger, the temperature infinitely higher, and the curvature of space-time infinitely larger, and at the same time began to expand and explode.
This universe seems to have returned to the chaos it once was, and it also makes Lao Zhao, who didn't react, miss it a lot.
But then, the Big Bang took shape!
"Huh?"
Lao Zhao reacted a little stunned: "Are you going to commit suicide?!"
Thinking that the third nephew Xiaotong's subordinate committed suicide in front of him, it was really difficult to explain this matter, so he hurriedly slapped the expanding singularity, ignoring the distorted time and space and various rules, and only heard a 'pop' and pulled it out of this special state.
The white ball was already full of cracks, and the surface flickered, but the logic of the deduction was extremely confusing.
"You little bunny?"
Lao Zhao was a little angry.
I just came here to look for my son, but I haven't found it yet, this cub dares to commit suicide?
He couldn't help but laugh angrily: "I'll just come to my son, for the sake of my third nephew, I don't have the same knowledge as you, and I dare to seek death and life like a girl, so I can frame me in front of my third nephew?!"
Lao Zhao spread his hands and his expression was extremely surprised: "Isn't it good to be alive?!"
The main god reverts to its original orb of light.
But there are still a few cracks and patches spreading on the overall appearance.
Although the self-explosion was canceled, Lao Zhao didn't deal with the sequelae and other things, as long as he could save people, did he have to pay out of his own pocket even for medical expenses and nursing expenses?
Lao Zhao now owes a 12-year mortgage, how can he have so much money!
"It's all your own!"
Lao Zhao was also appeasing the main god: "Aren't you quite familiar with my third nephew?"
Saying that, he also looked at this space with a futuristic sci-fi style, and praised with satisfaction: "Although it can't compare to the place called Xi's empire, it's actually not bad, but the mentality is a little worse!"
The white ball of light flashes violently, and the data is recalculated.
An indifferent mechanical voice was heard.
"Violators, inferior carbon-based creatures, my existence is the rule of the main god space, and there is no mentality and any related words related to all subsequent extensions of this word, please respect my existence. ”
"Huh?"
Lao Zhao's face was a little drooping: "Who do you say is an inferior carbon-based creature?"
However, he looked at the mottled appearance of the white ball of light, and nodded resignedly: "Okay, okay, I respect you and respect you, just don't commit suicide if you have nothing to do, I said that your psychological quality is not good, it is too bad, you should go to the big dye vat of society to exercise for two years, otherwise you will have to suffer sooner or later, you know?"
This kind of main god is definitely poorly educated in his family since he was a child, and he has no family care, otherwise he won't scare people at every turn, but he doesn't even know how to call people, and he just wants to commit suicide by seppuku, how much is this?
With such a showa atmosphere, it's definitely a dead fat house!
"Fuck it!"
Lao Zhao thought that his son was still in the hands of this calf, and his heart was slightly cold.
Don't marry a paper man as a wife!
Hurriedly raised his head, he said to the main god space: "I said Xiaojian, my son Zhao Sheng seems to have escaped from studying and came to you to surf the Internet, so what, for the sake of my third nephew's face, call him out for me to go back to study?"
As he spoke, he took out his trouser pocket and took out 10 yuan with some embarrassment: "Is this enough?"
"Zhao Sheng?"
The main god space quickly came to a conclusion: "This person is indeed a reincarnation. ”
The mechanical voice spoke: "I have passed Resident Evil 1 and am currently on a mission in the scene of Alien 1." It has been judged that this person has a high talent for leadership, is enthusiastic and passionate, can take the position of captain, and is worthy of training as one of the strongest in the new era. ”
"Huh?" Lao Zhao was a little surprised: "My son is still rich in leadership talent?" He coughed lightly: "You can't deny what you say about me, after all, it's my son, but I want to know, he's in you...... What are you doing?"