Chapter 17: Free Love

Looking at the phone time, it was just two minutes after three o'clock.

Ye Zheng scratched his head, and suddenly had an illusion similar to the laws of nature in his heart, everyone surnamed Ding likes to appear an hour earlier than the agreed time?

"Dad~" Xiao Momo was coquettish at the right time, bringing Ye Zheng's thoughts back on track.

Ding Shou trembled: "Ye Xiaoyou, you, you, you already have a son?"

"Bad reviews from Ding Thin, the future is terrifying!"

Ye Zheng didn't respond yet, Ding Shou suddenly frowned: "No, the child is so old, it can't be yours, you haven't developed well two or three years ago, Ye Xiaoyou, tell me honestly......"

Ye Zheng: "......"

Didn't develop you chicken!

"You're right, this kid isn't mine, he's ......"

"Sympathize with you. Ding Shou didn't come to such a sentence.

Ye Zheng was stunned: "Ha ???"

"The child is not yours, who do you sympathize with if you don't sympathize?" Ding Thin looked natural, and asked seriously, "Is your next-door neighbor surnamed Wang?"

After asking, he snorted and laughed gloatingly.

Ye Zheng smiled .jpg, his mouth was silent, and he was directly numb in his heart.

Father and son are concentric, Xiao Momo understands and waves.

Click~

The sound of broken glass suddenly sounded, Ding Shou's smile froze, and his fat body instantly turned into a sculpture, and he didn't dare to move.

Above the back of Ding Thin's head, there was a dark spatial crack.

Even if there is only a trace of it, there is no doubt about the power of space revealed in it.

Ding Thin's eyelids jumped wildly: "Space...... Wait, wait, isn't your son the legendary son of space?"

Ye Zheng kept smiling: "The mouth is not open enough, you can pretend to be surprised and pretend to be a little more like." ”

Ding Shou smiled and carefully reached out to smooth the crack.

As a B-level boss, although he is afraid of the power of space, he is not to the point where he can't deal with it.

"I have heard that the son of space is mysterious, it is better to be famous than to meet, it is indeed extraordinary~ Ye Xiaoyou, your father is worth it, I can't say that I want to hug your thighs in the future. ”

Ye Zheng pulled the corners of his mouth far-fetchedly, revealing a smile that didn't know whether bitter or sad: "I hope we can live until that day......"

He may be stripped of his bones by Mo Jun after he wakes up, and Ding Shou may die of a broken leg......

Ding Slender rubbed his hands obscenely: "Sure, for sure, I am a person with a hard life, and Ye Xiaoyou is a person with a hard life." ”

"I hope so......"

Ye Zheng stretched out his hand and drew a cross on his chest, Amen......

Ding Thin came here for two things, first, first send the dog's leftover dog egg rations, three months' share.

Just looking at Ding Thin's face full of pain, he knew that these rations were also a big expense for today's Imperial Beast Sword Sect.

"This kind of food can be mixed in ordinary rations and taken for three days, without breaking it. ”

"This kind of this, add it to every meal, and help the spirit beast to draw qi every day......"

"This and this and this ......"

There are a lot of new rations brought by Ding Shou this time, which are specially customized according to the physical growth progress of the dog, which is very attentive.

But the more Ding Shou was concerned, the more empty Ye Zheng's heart became, looking at the void if he was real, and at the same time squeezing his eyebrows, hoping to arouse Ding Shou's vigilance.

Suddenly, Ding Shou, who was gushing about the skills of eating and drinking rations, frowned: "Ye Xiaoyou, do you have anything to say to me?"

Ye Zheng: "emmm......"

It's definitely impossible to say it to your face, and you don't want to die a miserable death

Half Lori and Gu shoot the fairy's subordinates, give you a look and experience it yourself.

Receiving a huge amount of informational eyes, Ding's thin and fat face froze, took a deep breath, and his expression gradually changed to the coldness of rejecting people thousands of miles away: "Okay, okay, don't say it, I understand...... First of all I have to tell you that it is impossible between us, I am straight, and secondly, I have a family......"

As he spoke, Ding Shou bent over and habitually rubbed his legs.

Ye Zheng: "......"

I don't know how to complain, just smile and .jpg.

After listening to Ding Shou chattering about the rations, it was the turn of the second thing, breeding, breeding Xiaoli.

"What's inside, Xiaoli?" Ye Zheng paused, and then suddenly realized, "Oh, the dog, yes, the dog." ”

Before the snow fox dog changed its name, it was called Xiaoli's vulgar name.

Ye Zheng held up the glazed golden light tower, and his figure went in and out, and there was an extra snow fox in his arms who was holding a golden bottle and refused to let go.

emmm……

Wait, what kind of plum is Kim?!

Knock!

Why did you put the peeking little yellow book in the children's book!

Wow!, ripped open the bottle of plum and threw it into the inventory, and forked the dog leftover in protest with its paws in front of Ding Shou: "Please ...... her"

Gou Yu seemed to realize that the catastrophe was coming, and his chastity was about to be lost, so he immediately kicked his limbs and struggled desperately, but he couldn't escape from Ye someone's clutches.

"The turbidity has been divided, and the spiritual sense is blazing......" Ding Shou looked the dog up and down and muttered to himself, his eyes widened and widened, and his eyes were full of disbelief, "How can Lingzhi drive so fast, and it has caught up with the most prosperous period of ancient aura, could it be that Xiaoli is a natural spirit beast embryo......"

It's not a system that I have...... Ye Zheng felt proud in his heart, shook the dog and asked, "You can't get on the ...... yet"

Ding Shou nodded reflexively, and with a movement of his mind, a stupid dog's head poked out of the space around him.

However, Ding Shou was suddenly stunned, patted his palm, and slapped back the half-stretched dog head in the space ring.

The big fat man's head shook like a rattle: "No, no, no, no." ”

Ye Zhengha ???: "For Mao, aren't you just waiting for this moment?"

Ding Shou was both regretful and excited: "As soon as the wisdom is opened, if you go to her again, it will not be considered a breed, it will be considered rape! Ye Xiaoyou, we raise pigs...... Phew, those who raise spirit animals should also talk about humanitarianism!"

Ye Zheng: "......"

Humanitarian, your sister, it's you who breeds, and it's you who doesn't deserve it, there are so many flowers and intestines, break your legs!

"Are you sure you don't deserve it?"

"Unworthy, unworthy, she is already a real spirit animal, she needs to fall in love freely, and forcing it is against heaven and morals, there will be no good results. ”

Ding Shou originally sent the dog to the rest of the dog to see if he could get close to the pig and make the dog a little spiritual snow fox, but it was only two and a half months since he saw it, and the dog leftover actually succeeded in opening the spiritual intelligence, far beyond the imaginary "a little spiritual" extravagance, it is completely unsuitable for that kind of primitive and rough breeding activities, what is this called, the trouble of happiness???

Let the dog be left to love freely......

Ye Zheng has a headache to death, where can he fall in love freely?

After confirming again and again with Ding Shou, he could only temporarily withdraw the dog's leftovers, and the breeding was over.

"In this way, I will send you a loving couple directly, you still put it next to the dog, if they also open their minds in the future, there will be no problem of breeding......"

Ding Shou said as he opened the space ring, and a dog's head stretched out ......

Syllable!

slapped back, Ding Shou took out two black-shelled big turtles, each the size of a plate,

The skin is full of folds and looks like it has lived for many years.

"At present, among all the ordinary animals in the world, the turtle is the most potential for spirit animals, and these two are hundred-year-old turtles, which have a bit of spirituality in themselves, and I hope to gain something......"

Ding Shou gently put down the two turtles and said, "Dog leftover...... cough, I will solve Xiaoli's love problem as soon as possible, and when I have time to get a few snow foxes to go on a blind date, this dog ......"

As he spoke, Ding Shou slapped back the half-stretched dog's head.

"Falling in love with this dog is too insulting and inappropriate for it. ”

Ye Zheng: "......"

Wait, wait, and suddenly there is a question, didn't the ancient people understand reproductive isolation?

The dog is a fox, not a dog, hey, what's wrong with bringing a dog to breed?

In fact, this is Ye Zheng's ignorance, in ancient times, there was no problem of reproductive isolation between high-level spirit beasts, and various body types were messing around, so there were many xenomorphic spirit beasts born.

Of course, the dog is not a high-level spirit animal, Ding Shou came in a hurry this time, and he didn't have time to prepare the dog leftover compatriots in advance, so he could only take a dog to make up the number.

In other words, even if it is really mated, there is a 99.99999% chance that the dog will not get pregnant, in short, it will be daylight......

Ye Zheng kicked two lazy old turtles and spread his hands: "Rations, double portions~"

Ding Shou opened his mouth, and felt out a bag of rations painfully: "The turtle doesn't eat much, and it's not a spirit beast now, I'll give you half of it first, and when it really becomes a spirit beast, I'll notify ......"

When he spoke, Ding Shou's eyes were all looking at the void where the dog leftover had disappeared, it didn't matter if the two turtles lived or died, it was already a great blessing for the dog to be able to turn into a spirit beast, two turtles?

Send the leaf boy to play, don't take it seriously......

"It's okay, I'll go first, the wind has been tight recently, and it's inconvenient for me to be open-minded, and I've rushed over this way, and my whereabouts are estimated to ......be exposed."

“emmm…… What does it mean that the wind is tight?" Ye Zheng asked knowingly, pretending to be an unaware melon-eating crowd.

Ding Shou waved his hand: "It's terrible, don't meddle with your own things, children, take care of your own melons." ”

"Hint?"

"No, no, no. ”

"And I'll give you a hint?"

Ding Shou: "???"

Ye Zheng smiled mysteriously, opened his mouth, and silently made a mouth shape with the word "broken leg".

"???" Ding Shou suddenly felt ashamed and annoyed, and patted his thigh hard, "You scolded me for having short legs?......! Uh, let's go...... Short legs, short ...... Break, I'll knock! You betray me!"

Ding Shou finally understood, and his eyes were round with righteous indignation.

Huh~~~ There was a piercing gassing sound.

The fat face and big belly were concave inward at the same time, and Ding Thin's whole person was crooked and twisted like a leak, looking extremely terrifying.

Wrong...... It's not like it's leaking, it's really leaking!

Ye Zheng stared at the dog with .jpg, Ding was so thin that in the blink of an eye, there was only a twisted skin bag in his clothes.

Ding Skinny = Inflatable Doll?!

Ma chicken, don't you want to be so exciting!

The next moment when Ding Shou finished leaking his breath, the light above the entire Heavenly Dao Courtyard suddenly dimmed, and due to the cover of the spell, the ordinary people outside could not see anything abnormal, but they all clearly heard a deafening explosion.

There was a thunderclap on the ground.

Ye Zheng: "......"

Looking at the real Ding thin who was slashed by a purple thunderbolt, he could only silently send out four words - Amitabha Buddha......

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