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Chapter 038: Good Friends, Good Friends [Page 1/1]

Yang Jiasheng smiled bitterly and shook his head, he was fooled by Wei Xiaobao just now, and his mind was so chaotic that only the fat lamb skewers in front of him were left.

After eating and drinking, Wei Xiaobao and Yang Jiasheng and the other four separated.

"Xiaobao, I have the opportunity to play at my uncle's house and try the food cooked by my daughter. That guy is not my old Yang bragging, my daughter's craftsmanship is well-known. Yang Jiasheng jumped into the truck and said while waving to Wei Xiaobao.

Lao Yang actually has a daughter!

Wei Xiaobao's eyes lit up, but he remembered the word "girl" in Yang Jiasheng's words.

"Hehe, uncle, I will definitely come if I have a chance. Hehe......" Wei Xiaobao stroked his chin obscenely, and laughed with a silver smile.

The truck started, except for the eldest brother who was driving, everyone else waved goodbye to Wei Xiaobao.

"Brother Yang, what is Xiaobao laughing at, why is he so obscene?" Yang Tao has good eyesight, and he can see Wei Xiaobao's expression from afar.

"How can I not see it?"

"Brother, it's been a few streets, you think you have a clairvoyant eye!"

“……”

After separating from Yang Jiasheng and others, Wei Xiaobao returned to Huaxin Commercial Street, after all, the main task of coming today was not completed, how could he dare to go back?

After entering a large computer mall and quickly buying two computers, Wei Xiaobao quickly slipped out. Because...... The dead monk Nima actually shouted in the mall, the content was yellow and violent, and people who didn't know thought it was him.

"Damn, dead monk, you want to kill me?"

In a corner where no one was around, Wei Xiaobao took out the remnant sword from his arms with a black face, but he couldn't see the monk's figure.

"Hehe, boy, do you find that the sister paper just now looks like Sister Cang?"

An extremely obscene sound came from the remnant sword, as if the dead bald donkey could still be heard swallowing saliva.

Doesn't Buddhism say that the four major ones are empty, so what's going on?

"Sister Cang, you are yelling inside, others still think it's me!Well, who do you say is like Sister Cang, why didn't I see it just now? You didn't remind me!" Wei Xiaobao felt very depressed, his sister, when she saw the best, she didn't tell Brother Sù.

"Damn, stinky boy, don't just care about counting the monks and me, tell you that the magnetic voice of the poor road is also something you are lucky enough to hear, don't get cheap and sell well. ”

The monk was very unhappy, just now he just couldn't control the excitement in his heart for a while before shouting, not to mention that no one else could hear it except Wei Xiaobao.

"I'm a dead monk, you have a kind of out, I want to fight you alone......"

Wei Xiaobao was also annoyed in his heart, pointing at the remnant sword and scolding.

"You come in!"

"Dead monk, you come out......"

"Stinky boy, you have the ability to come in. ”

Two minutes later......

"Monk, let's talk about it, if you see a beautiful woman later, you must remind me, otherwise...... I put the remnant sword into the pit and suppressed it for a hundred years. ”

"Don't worry, although I don't have hair on my head, I still have a character. ”

“……”

Wei Xiaobao raised his middle finger at the remnant sword.

In the end, Wei Xiaobao and the blood monk reached an agreement, and the two looked for beautiful women at the same time and shared the fruits of their labor together.

"I'm cǎo, I don't have long eyes, Lao Tzu's feet have been stepped on again!"

Wei Xiaobao was shyly measuring the breasts of a beautiful woman who passed by him, but he was startled by the voice in his ears.

Only then did I find out that I had stepped on other people's feet, but when I saw the appearance of the person who was stepped on, Wei Xiaobaole was happy, Nima was obviously born to be stepped on, he was stepped on in the morning, and he was stepped on at noon, and it is estimated that it is difficult not to be stepped on at night.

"Handsome guy, let's meet again! No, you asked me to wait in the morning, you must not have expected me to be so trustworthy, right?"

Wei Xiaobao laughed, and the big foot that stepped on the other party's call had no intention of taking it down at all, on the contrary, Wei Xiaobao used a slight force, and suddenly the other party's mouth instantly became O-shaped.

It's not that Wei Xiaobao wants to bully the small with the big and rely on the strong to bully the weak, but like this kind of big self-respecting person in the world who doesn't give him a long memory, one day he will forget what his name is, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that he will forget what other people are called.

The fat pig young man fiddled with his feet vigorously, trying to pull the shoes out of Wei Xiaobao's feet, but in the end, the feet came out, and the shoes were still in place, and they were trampled on by Wei Xiaobao without shoes.

"Grass, you wait for Lao Tzu, I'll call my boss to come and clean up your things now. ”

The fat pig flow man shook his hand and took out his mobile phone and dialed the call.

"Hey, Brother Tai, I'm Hongmao, yes, that kid was blocked by me in the morning, you come over quickly. Yes, it's right here at the intersection of Huaxin Road. ”

Fat Pig Liu hung up the phone as he spoke, pointed at Wei Xiaobao with a smug face and sneered: "You are dead." ”

"Brother Tai, it can't be the King of Fighters, right?"

Wei Xiaobao wanted to slip away right now, not afraid of 10,000, just in case. In other words, although this King of Fighters Atai is five big and three thick, he is sticky and sticky, like a big girl, if he hadn't been brought back to the police station yesterday, he wouldn't know how to send this guy.

said that it was too late, and before Wei Xiaobao could take a step, he saw more than a dozen motorcycles of the BMW sports car series stopped around Wei Xiaobao in an instant.

The sound of the humming engine was heard far away, and it immediately attracted countless crowds of onlookers.

"Grass, worthy of the King of Fighters Atai!

"Damn, I said why Lao Tzu is so short, according to the law of conservation of mass, it can be seen that the height that belongs to Lao Tzu has grown to this guy's body. ”

A short man in the distance looked at the boxer Atai who appeared in the crowd, and his face was unhappy.

"Shhh ”

Beside the short man, someone spoke.

"I heard that this person is still the famous black altar boxer, I don't know if it's true or not. ”

"Well, I think it's true, you look at the other party's punching bag-sized fist, if you don't box, it's really wasteful, I don't know which unlucky guy provoked this killing god today. ”

"It can't be that handsome young man, right? I'm cǎo, I don't dare to provoke the King of Fighters before Lao Tzu is strong, eh, it seems that his girlfriend can only sing 'love when you die' at home." ”

The people around him pointed at Wei Xiaobao, they were very optimistic about him, and some people seemed to have expected the end of the story, shook their heads and walked away directly.

"Brother Tai, you have to call the shots for me. Seeing that the backstage had arrived, the fat pig young man ran over with a handful of snot and tears, crying to the King of Fighters Atai, how wronged he would be, and people who didn't know thought that Wei Xiaobao had given people what had happened.

Wei Xiaobao's face was full of black lines, damn, could this kid be Atai's friend?

Good friends, good friends!

Wei Xiaobao only felt that the cerebral cortex seemed to have been shocked, and goosebumps fell all over his body.