When Lao Zhao returned home, his heart was moved.

In the vegetable basket, next to the fat chicken and blood tofu, is the whip that has been plated.

The young whip of the new calf demon has not been used, and after cleaning, the whole looks crystal clear and powdery, presumably the stewed taste will be soft and elastic, and the whip is excellent!

In the refrigerator in the kitchen, those braised beef are enough to eat a meal!

"That's great!"

Lao Zhao sighed: "What a good cow!"

Although it doesn't seem right to pick up wool at a bull demon, but the ultimate body of the world-destroying demon king didn't say much, and the young new calf demon didn't have any objections, what else could he say?

According to Lao Zhao's understanding of the way of heaven, this may be fate?

"Smack-"

A looming flash of lightning crackled against the glass of the window.

There was nothing on the glass of the window.

Lao Zhao came to the window a little angrily and looked outside, the sky was clear as if nothing had happened, but he was even more angry in his heart: "Don't let me know which goddamn Tiandao came to smash the glass of my house!"

Think about the old Heavenly Dao in the past, adhering to the outline of the operation of the Heavenly Dao, where is it as bad as the current Heavenly Dao?

Lao Zhao took out the red plum and gave it to himself: "People's hearts are not ancient!"

"Ancient hammer ancient!"

The sound of swearing appeared in the kitchen.

At the same time, the kitchen knife also walked out of the kitchen with Su Yan in his mouth, and when he saw Lao Zhao standing in the window with a vegetable basket, he flicked the cigarette ash disdainfully: "Look at what time it is, if you don't cook, it's too late, you know?"

Lao Zhao was not annoyed, but looked at the kitchen knife gently: "Wang Ba has been cut?"

The kitchen knife raised his head arrogantly and snorted coldly: "What do you think I will do?"

"Good!"

Lao Zhao praised: "It is worthy of being the strongest slashing knife in my mixed comics in those years!"

As he spoke, he snuffed out the red plum and stuffed it back into the cigarette box, walked over with the vegetable basket, and took out a Su cigarette from the storage space of the kitchen knife and lit it for himself: "Whew, it's still Su cigarettes that are easy to smoke!"

The kitchen knife next to him suddenly jumped to his feet angrily: "I said that you can not steal my cigarettes without my permission!"

Lao Zhao also looked at it a little dissatisfied: "How can you speak? I didn't steal it!"

The kitchen knife is even more angry, the nose is not the nose, the mouth is not the mouth: "I didn't steal it, why didn't I steal my Su Yan, why did you go there? I'll tell you! Why do you steal my good cigarettes again, I'm anxious with you!"

Lao Zhao was even more dissatisfied: "I'm taking it, and I don't know if I have a good cigarette to share?"

The kitchen knife gritted his teeth and said, "What are you sloppy about me here?"

Lao Zhao suddenly smiled: "Oh, let's say it's all old partners, don't you see I'm poor lately? There are still 12 years of mortgages! The results of code words are not good! I can't afford to smoke a good cigarette and I'm miserable!"

The kitchen knife suddenly hurt the roots of his teeth: "What are you pretending to be here? Are you short of money? Is it difficult for you to change some money casually? Don't forget what you used to do!"

"You can't say that!" Lao Zhao shook his head and said with a solemn expression: "Brother, I can indeed conjure up tens of millions of cash, and it is also a matter of flicking my fingers to make my bank card have hundreds of billions of extra deposits at any time, but you must know that if I really disrupt the order of the domestic currency market, the extra money will definitely have a wide range of inflation, and in the end, it will not cause pressure on the lives of ordinary people?"

"......" kitchen knife's face was suddenly sluggish, this is such a formal expression, the appearance of worrying about the country and the people, what is the situation of the excellent old party member's possession?

"Alas!" Lao Zhao sighed lightly: "After all, we are entertaining and funny articles, not urban system gods, in order to prevent 404, it is very difficult, at most, we will quietly drive some obscure cars, do you say easy?"

"......" The kitchen knife looked at Lao Zhao deeply, took a puff of his Su cigarette and directly smoked his own Su cigarette, rolled his eyes and flew back to the kitchen board directly into a kitchen knife, he found that he would always underestimate someone's lower limit.

"Alas!"

Lao Zhao couldn't help but sigh lightly: "Su Yan is so good to smoke!, it's not ......"

He repacked his mentality, slowly raised his head, looked up at the ceiling at a standard 45-degree angle, and sighed bitterly: "The supervision of life and family has made me look like this, and I am middle-aged...... I can't help myself!"

It's just that this is a silent denunciation of life, and no one sees the picture full of expectations for the future.

Lao Zhao scratched his head.

I feel that being photographed and posted on the Internet will definitely go viral.

Maybe you can also become an Internet celebrity such as "Inspirational Uncle", "Middle-aged Resolute Uncle", "Life Hard Uncle Gu Family", when the time comes, you can casually rub the popularity, open a Weibo or something to advertise, wouldn't the banknotes come in an uproar?

Lao Zhao still sighed a little regretfully: "It's a pity!"

"Huh?"

He also glanced at the balcony suspiciously.

After waking up from a nap, I felt that the house was very quiet, the kennel was empty, I don't know when my dog went out quietly, which Lao Zhao couldn't help but scratch the back of his head: "Have you learned to open the door by yourself?"

But it doesn't matter, he is very relieved about his own cowardly dog.

Not.

The cowardice on the head of his dog also reveals a bright greenery.

Think about it carefully, since the charming lady dog was dragged to the grove by a bulldog to snap, it didn't even resist, it was obviously a happy relationship, and her own dog was a third party involved.

In this regard, Lao Zhao felt sad about his dog's delusion, what good is it to have more women?

Look at how high the consciousness of the little bull demon is!

Now Lao Zhao has also experienced too many troubles for his ex-girlfriend.

If it weren't for the reader's sake, he would have ...... Well, change the vest again to say that the harem text or the god hao text is gone, or the outright invincible text.

Lao Zhao still gave up the idea of thinking blindly: "Cook and cook!"

Time: 5:05 minutes.

It didn't take too long for him.

When I came to the kitchen, the kitchen knife was on the cutting board, and next to it was the soft-shelled turtle that had been cut into pieces and washed.

I have to say that the skills of the kitchen knife are still good, and the turtle shells with skirts of the soft-shelled turtle are cut into cubes separately, which also saves Lao Zhao the time to continue to pick up, and the large crockpot can be set up on the gas stove to stew.

The fat chicken has been picked up by Lao Zhao in advance, and after bloodletting, he was disemboweled, and the bits and pieces of internal organs were thrown to the simple little cow demon.

After all, it's well said, the phoenix flesh and blood are terrifying!

"Knock knock knock—"

The kitchen knife flashed a sharp shadow on the board.

The fat chicken and the tender whip were cut into pieces, and put into the clay pot together with the soft-shelled turtle that had been cut before, and then the emperor slurry on the moon was brought in as mountain spring water, and the gas stove was knocked to light the standing golden flame of the day.

"Hurry up!" Lao Zhao told the crockpot and gunpowder: "I will rely on this dish to support the field tonight!"

"Look, boss!" The two are also obligated to pat their chests and agree.

"Hmm!"

These two are at ease.

At least it's much more reliable than a mouse and a keyboard.

However, he didn't stay idle, put the dragon's blood tofu that he dug up before and was still hot on the cutting board, carefully cut it into long slices, and took two large green chili peppers from the shelf next to him, washed them and chopped them for later use.

Tonight's dish can't just be the bullwhip stewed by the eight hens, there has to be something else, right?

Spicy fried blood tofu counts as one.

"Hmm......"

Lao Zhao took out a small bag from the storage space.

The round inside are all golden spherical objects.,It's the relics that the small room gave to the anti-theft door before.,Although the anti-theft door looked down on it and handed it to Lao Zhao.,But how can you say that this thing can also be cooked?

Pour it on a plate separately and fry it in oil for a while, and it will be crispy and delicious peanuts.

Plus the remaining braised beef and squid.

Perfect dinner!

Lao Zhao rolled up his sleeves and worked hard!

How to say that the family is still important, there is nothing more exciting than the wife and children coming back to have a good meal, well, if the sister-in-law doesn't come home tonight, it will be just him and the silly daughter-in-law, it will be even more exciting.

But thinking about his sister-in-law, Lao Zhao couldn't help but pout, he must definitely be cautious about this matter.

Keep your heart vigilant and pay special attention.

"Jingle Bell ......"

He was cutting the vegetables, but the Nokia in his pocket rang.

Lao Zhao put down the kitchen knife and reached out in his pocket to take out his magic machine, but looking at the name of the caller ID on the screen, he couldn't help swallowing and foaming: "I always feel that something is wrong?"

- Father-in-law.

It turned out to be the old butcher who turned into a career after the old professor retired!

Thinking about Xia Zhi's sister-in-law living in her own house recently, she almost pushed herself back last night, although the lilac tongue is very smooth and tender, but after all, this is his daughter-in-law's own sister!

Of course, this setting is quite exciting when you think about it carefully, but is Lao Zhao that kind of person?

This book is really not a harem text!

He was not attracted to the confidantes he provoked when he was young.

How can he attack his sister-in-law who is full of literary and artistic sister Fan now?

Is that still human?

Wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

Lao Zhao bowed and answered the phone: "Hey, father-in-law, are you okay?"

Just a gloomy voice came over the phone: "Okay, what a lollipop!" Lao Zhao's father-in-law is full of anger: "Xiao Zhao, let me tell you, I've had enough here, your mother-in-law is really not a thing, I don't just dance disco with a few old ladies, your mother-in-law is actually having a cold war with me now, how old is this, the two of them are almost 200 years old, what can I do with other old ladies?"

Lao Zhao hurriedly embarrassed, he felt guilty and grateful for his father-in-law and mother-in-law, so he also whispered comfort: "It's okay for the elderly to dance, maybe the mother-in-law is too worried." ”

"That's right!"

The father-in-law's voice on the phone sighed even more deeply: "Although Xiao Zhao, you have bad intentions, I have always looked at you unpleasantly, but for the sake of you praising me so much, I also think what you said is good!"

His tone also became more and more indignant: "I retired a few years ago, didn't I buy a few hills and set up a farm part-time to sell some pheasants and wild boar or something, recently the government just wanted to plan my side to say demolition, maybe the demolition cost of tens of billions, plus send me five 22-story buildings, I just thought that I can enjoy my old age and relax, but who would have thought that your mother-in-law would say that I was rich and spent it in my heart, hey, why do these girls think so much now?"

"Boom?" Lao Zhao swallowed and foamed, and suddenly flattered his father-in-law on the phone: "Oh, my respected father-in-law, that's what you just said, what to relocate?"