512.The Snake King (1/5)
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Sea snake meat tastes really good, the meat is delicate, more tender than fish, you can eat it in two or three seconds, it is fresh and tender, and the lips and teeth are fragrant after eating.
Drinking cold beer, the two of them and Zhong Cang sat at the wine table and chatted casually.
For today's events, Ao Muyang felt that he was responsible, so he didn't dare to be arrogant, and showed all kinds of modesty and politeness.
After drinking to the back, Fu Guozheng sighed: "Captain Ao, I didn't know you before when I didn't contact you, but today we have in-depth contact, and I am serving you." In the future, if the vice captain chooses the captain, then I will be the first to vote for you!"
"Vote for me," his wife laughed, "Captain Ao is such a good fellow." ”
Fu Guozheng glared: "Master's business, what does it have to do with you?"
His wife glared back even more fiercely: "You are a fart in business, you can't do it, I don't care about your business, I take care of my private affairs, Captain Ao, are you married? I'll introduce you to someone." ”
Ao Muyang waved his hand and said, "No need sister-in-law, I have a girlfriend." ”
"That's not married? If you don't get married, you still have the freedom of a partner, and my sister-in-law will introduce you to a good girl, who is beautiful and well-educated!"
The husband and wife were extremely enthusiastic, and Ao Muyang went home drunk.
Seeing him appear at the door, Zhu Zhu suddenly jumped up: "Uncle Yang, why did you come back? Where have you been? There is a snake in the house, so big and big, it's so scary!"
She pushed her arms out, her little face nervous.
Hearing this, Ao Muyang's wine suddenly woke up by three points: There is a snake in the house? This is really a coincidence, why does he always deal with snakes today?
Rubbing his face, he asked, "Where did the snake come from, did it hurt anyone?"
Zhong Cang, who was following him, rolled up his sleeves like Fu Guozheng and looked solemn.
"It's a flying snake, it's flying in. Zhu Zhu said solemnly.
Ao Muyang was stunned for a moment: "Flying Snake?"
Zhu Zhu nodded: "Yes, I watched it fly in, it's a big snake, the chickens are frightened, fortunately, the general and the Führer are at home, and the Führer is still fighting with it now, you go and see!"
Ao Muyang and Zhong Cang hurriedly went to the backyard and found that a large family was in the yard.
Professor Li Ji is holding a drawing board and drawing on this snake, the old man Ao Zhibing is smoking a cigarette in the bar, the general is squatting on the ground, the Führer is teasing a snake, and the queen is standing on the wall and looking down.
As Zhu Zhu said, this is a big snake, coiled on the ground like a small rice cooker, with a colorful body, a round head and a flat tail, just like the snakes that Ao Muyang saw not long ago, this is a sea snake.
The difference is that this sea snake is larger, perhaps one and a half meters or even two meters long, and it has streaks on its forehead, like the king's seal of a tiger.
Can the sea snake fly into the courtyard? Ao Muyang looked up at the sky and then at the queen, and immediately understood what was going on.
This is a snake caught by the queen, this is the snake king of Fu Guozheng!
Thinking about this, Ao Muyang smiled dumbly, he didn't know whether he should praise the queen or not, but this kid was devoted to him.
It turned out that the queen didn't find the snake king, but saw that the snake king was fat, and actually caught him home.
The queen landed on his shoulder, her head held high, her neck stretched out, and she wanted to reach her head into the sky, and it was evidently triumphant about it.
The Serpent King is big, but it has a predator.
Zhu Zhu said that the Führer was fighting with this snake, but in fact it was beating this snake.
The snake king coiled into a snake formation and shrank there, and the Führer lazily smacked it with his tail.
The attack speed of the sea snake is not fast on land, otherwise Fu Guozheng would not be able to catch them empty-handed, if it was replaced by a snake like the black mamba, then Fu Guozheng would not dare to do so.
The snake king has a fiery temperament, and as soon as the Führer's tail stretches forward, it becomes angry, and immediately sticks out his head to peck.
The Führer didn't even retract his tail, and the Serpent King leaned forward, and it raised its claws in a blow.
The snake king quickly retracted his head in pain, and there seemed to be a word in each of its two black eyes: stupid.
It couldn't even see the Führer's movements, the Führer's claws swung too fast.
Ao Muyang now understood what was going on with the marks on its forehead, and thought it was the unique symbol of the snake king, but it turned out that his mother was scratched by a cat!
He had no choice but to call Fu Guozheng and explain: "Maybe my sea eagle can't find us, so that after it caught the snake queen, it didn't throw it away casually, but took it home for me." ”
"Didn't hurt anyone, did you?"
"No, it's been restrained by my cat. ”
"Then you stew and eat it, chop your head, peel the skin and bleed, and stew it with shiitake mushrooms and wolfberries to eat a big tonic. ”
Ao Muyang was stunned: "This is your snake king." ”
"Just cultivate one more, little meaning, hang up, I'm dizzy from drinking too much, I have to go to sleep quickly." ”
Ao Muyang looked at the phone screen, the phone had hung up, and he looked at the sea snake king who was scratched and played by the Führer: "You're going to be put in the pot." ”
The Sea Serpent King now does not have the dignity of a king at all, and it cannot survive by the Führer......
At this time, the wine was surging, and he also wanted to sleep, so he nodded the head of the Führer and said, "Take care of it, I will chop you up tomorrow and add vegetables." ”
Anyway, the Führer has nothing to do at night, so let it tease this snake king.
By morning, the sea snake was paralyzed, and it was unknown if it was toyed with or dehydrated.
Ao Muyang picked up a kitchen knife and united Zhong Cang to deal with it, Zhu Zhu watched the excitement from the sidelines, waved his fist and said, "Come on, Uncle Yang!"
Is it useful for me to come on? Ao Muyang didn't have the courage to directly confront the sea snake, he didn't want to play with his heartbeat, so he said to the Führer: "Hold this snake, I'll chop off my head." ”
The snake king probably knows kitchen knives, and Fu Guozheng will guard them when he kills snakes, with the purpose of deterring them.
Seeing Ao Muyang appear with a kitchen knife, it quickly raised its head and wanted to run, but when it looked up and saw the killing god of the Führer, it trembled with fright, and finally buried its head in its body, and it was out of sight.
Ao Muyang was about to make a move, but the head of state suddenly stretched out his claws to block his arm: No.
Zhong Cang asked, "What do you mean?
Ao Muyang observed for a while and felt a pain in the egg: ", is the Führer playing with it to show his feelings? It seems that it doesn't want us to kill it." ”
Zhong Cang looked at the general, the Führer, and Youfu who was hiding in the hole to probe his brain, and then at the queen on the wall, he counted the tigers and dolphins in the sea, and then asked, "Then you are going to open a zoo?"
Ao Muyang shook his head: "I like to have pets, but I don't want to raise snakes." ”
The Führer was firmly in the front, and the expression on his fat face was very firm: If you want to chop it, then step over my fat corpse first!
The sea serpent was grateful, and the Führer's tail swept in front of it again, not knowing whether it was grateful to the Führer for protecting itself or if it would have been too scared to peck at the tail.
The Führer was not happy, and turned around and gave it a paw: Teasing you, hurry up and play with Lao Tzu!