Destiny Volume Chapter 40 The same chick pants of the stuffy oil bottle
"Ye Niu Niu, are you awake......"
Ye Zheng: "......"
Wake up you numb chicken!
Slowly opening his eyes, Ye Zheng rubbed his incomparably painful forehead, and moaned a few times in pain.
He had a long and terrible dream.
In the green grassland, he spent countless days with Xi Niu Niu and the Gray Lady, every day was caught by the Gray Lady over and over again, and then he beat the Gray Lady with the Joy Cow and other cows, it seems that this nightmarish day is only repeated, there is no end......
The most terrifying thing in the world is really "Joy Cow and Gray Lady", in the cold world of the green grassland, it seems that only the back of the hand is round and a little warm.
Wait, what's that roundness on the back of your hand?!
He lay on the bed, twisting his neck stiffly and looking to his right.
"I must not have woken up yet, sure yes and sure!" Suddenly incoherent, he quickly closed his eyes and opened them again.
Still as it is.
There was a short-haired girl sleeping next to her with skin like snow, with long eyelashes under her curved willow eyebrows, trembling with her warm snort, as if she was tugging at his heartstrings all the time, and her cherry mouth rose slightly, as if she had dreamed of something interesting, which made people can't help but want to kiss Fangze.
And his right hand, which is now on the girl's cheek, is extremely soft to the touch......
He rolled his hand uncontrollably, pinching the girl's baby-like cheeks, and then met the girl's slowly open eyes.
Ye Zheng: "!!"
"Morning, morning......" He sat up suddenly, and looked around with a weak heart.
No, this is my bed, my home?
Girl, why are you here, girl, aren't you driving the Demon Black Hawk III helicopter home girl?!
That's right, the girl sleeping on the other side of his double bed at this time is none other than the disciple of the Little White Sword Sect who I met in the Xuanzhu Ruins yesterday, the boring inventor who occupies half of the "Huaxia Xiuzhen Realm Special Magic Weapon Record", and the three-free girl - Yun Xiaolu.
"Take it away. The three-free girl rubbed her sleepy eyes, and then drooped her eyelids and stared at him expressionlessly.
Ye Zheng woke up like a dream, and retracted his hand like lightning: "I didn't mean to, I woke up!"
"Huh. The three-free girl rolled and rolled away the quilt, which suddenly made him realize what it means to be slightly cool in autumn.
Ye Zheng's gaze reconnected with the girl who had finished rolling the quilt, and her head was blank.
What's the matter, girl, you sleep with clothes, but I never sleep with only one pair of pants!
The three-free girl moved her eyes downward, and her eyelids were always drooping: "You tattoo is very creative......"
Ye Zheng: "!!"
He slapped the one-eyed tattoo with a small dot as his pupil, and his cheeks were hot, and he couldn't help but feel a little afraid in his heart.
The three-free girl Yun Xiaolu has vicious eyes, since she can see that there is a problem with his glasses, will she see the abnormality of the one-eyed tattoo on his left chest?
The one-eyed tattoo is the mark left by the praise system after he was struck by lightning, if he is targeted by her, will it be his death date next year......
But fortunately, the eyes of the three-free girl did not linger longer, but continued to move downward, directly staring at his Zhang Qiling's same chick pants, and then left two words: "Hehe." ”
After the three-free girl curled herself into a caterpillar, she seemed to be sleepy again, she closed her eyes, her breathing slowed down instantly, and she restarted the sleep mode.
Ye Zheng: "......"
What does it mean to huh?
And this is my bed, my home! How the hell did you get here?
He had a lot of things he wanted to ask, but as soon as it came to his mouth, he subconsciously swallowed it back, he always felt that something terrible would happen after waking up the three-free girl, and it was an unbearable weight of his life......
Moreover, the sleeping face of the three-no girl is quite cute, hehe~
He remembered the soft touch when he pinched his face, and he couldn't help but feel his heart flutter.
The next moment, Ding Dong ~~~
The pink phone rang.
He glanced at the time, Friday, November 3, 11:28.
I slept for so long that I didn't even wake myself up from the alarm clock in the morning?!
And also......
New news from Bai Su X3.
Phone X5 from the homeroom teacher.
News from Liu Xiaoyan that weighs two tons X2.
I skipped my morning class again, so I got myself some wax......
The head teacher's call must have come to ask why he didn't go to class, and Mr. Liu's news-
At 10:13 a.m., Liu Xiaoyan weighed two tons: [Classmate Ye, I didn't come to class today, did something happen at home?]
At 10:26 a.m., Liu Xiaoyan weighed two tons: [At noon, I will come to your house with Bai Su. 】
Ye Zheng: "......"
You want to come to my house?
Let's take a look at Bai Su's news -
At 9:01 a.m., Bai Su: [Xiao Zhengzi, it's nine o'clock, why don't you get up quickly?]
At 10:24 a.m., Bai Su: [The old class is angry, you don't ask for leave, wait for me to come over with Teacher Liu.] 】
At 11:27 a.m., Bai Su: [We're in the community, we'll be there soon.] 】
Ye Zheng: "!!"
Wait a minute......
His gaze mechanically moved to the cute sleeping face of the three-no girl, and he could already hear the footsteps in the stairwell, the sound of the collision of the keys, and the sound of the keys inserted into the lock hole......
It's over, Bai Su has the key to his door.
At this moment, he completely lost all the ability to think and act, sitting on the bed in a daze, listening to the door being pushed open, Bai Su kept saying loudly: "Xiao Zhengzi, Teacher Liu is here, picking up guests~~~"
"Huh, no response, it should be in ......"
"Mr. Liu, his room is this ......"
The door was slammed open, and it bounced off the wall twice, Bai Su smiled and poked out his pretty face, shouting: "Okay, you, Mr. Liu, look, he is really there...... In the ......"
Bai Su: "......"
Liu Yan: "......"
Ye Zheng: "......"
He subconsciously covered his chest with one hand, and covered his Zhang Qiling's same chick pants with the other, and the eyes of Teacher Bai Suliu converged on the girl's lovely sleeping face at the same time, and then ushered in a deathly silence.
"Bad reviews from Bai Su, hehehehe!"
"Bad review from Liu Yan, hehehe!"
Listen to me, both of you!
……
"Believe it or not, she's really my cousin......"
After a while, Ye Zheng, who successfully put on his clothes, began to talk nonsense every day, but not only did it not work, but it backfired.
"So, she's your cousin......" Teacher Liu Yan smiled, "You mean, you even dare to do it with your own cousin?"
"Bad reviews from Liu Yan, a pervert full of big lies!"
"Bad reviews from Bai Su, hehehe, continue to make it up!"
Ye Zheng: "......"
The most common lies have been used up, how to explain such an embarrassing situation?
Online, etc., urgent ......
"Wake up, get up and explain it yourself......" He pushed the three-no girl Yun Xiaolu wrapped as a caterpillar back and forth, the bed creaked, but the three-no girl pretended to be dead, and she didn't wake up no matter how she pushed.
Bai Su probed the snort of the deer: "It's still angry, it's not dead...... It's not that I'm pretending to be asleep, I'm really asleep. ”
She narrowed her eyes and revealed a dangerous message: "Tell me honestly, did you get drugged?"
"How dare you take the drug?!" Mr. Liu exclaimed.
"Bad review from Bai Su, hehehehebeast!"
"Bad review from Liu Yan, beast!"
Ye Zheng: "......"
I'm a D-class cultivator, so I'm about okay if I'm drugged?
"Hmm......" Maybe Teacher Liu screamed too loudly, and the three-free girl muttered a confused sound and opened her eyes.
Her eyelids drooped, and after glancing at the three of them, she asked, "What time is it?"
Ye Zheng hurriedly replied: "At 11:38, you hurry up and explain......"
"Sleep for another 22 minutes, you speak softly, tossed until four o'clock last night, you must ensure ...... eight hours of sleep every day" The voice of the three no girls became softer and softer, and she closed her eyes again.
Bai Su's sword-sharp gaze pierced him fiercely: "Tossed until four o'clock last night?"
"Heh!" Mr. Liu's eyes were particularly meaningful.
"Bad review from Bai Su, hehehe scumbag!"
"Bad review from Liu Yan, scumbag!"
Ye Zheng: "......"
There is a murderous ......
"Wake up, wake up!" he frantically pushed up the three-free girl Yun Xiaolu, rolling back and forth, the whole bed crunched and almost fell apart, but he couldn't shake her up, and the ghost knew whether to pretend to be asleep or really sleep.
Suddenly, from downstairs came the menopausal yell: "Do things lightly in broad daylight!
Bai Su and Teacher Liu Yan's murderous aura instantly condensed into substance......
……
12 o'clock sharp.
When the hour hand, minute and second hands overlapped, Yun Xiaolu, a girl with no three, opened her eyes on time, and then rolled around as if no one was around, spreading the quilt.
Ordinary casual attire, light-colored cropped pants, long-sleeved singles, as if she is a slim little girl next door...... Of course, if you don't look at her face, if you see her with no face and no interest in people and things, everyone will feel her rejection of people thousands of miles away.
She raised her eyelids slightly, and looked at her long legs sitting on the edge of the bed: "Bai Su." ”
His gaze turned to the magnificent appearance G, and then moved up slightly, froze on the face of the intellectual beauty: "Teacher Liu Yan." ”
In the end, she stared at the boy who was tied up with five flowers: "Ye Zheng...... Hmmm......"
She yawned and asked, "Why are you here?"
Ye Zheng: "......"
Is that what you should be asking?!
This is my home, my bed!
However, he even gagged his mouth, so he could only struggle desperately, making a "hmm" sound.
Bai Su and Teacher Liu Yan looked at each other, Bai Su frowned, and said loudly, "You know us?"
Yun Xiaolu shook his head: "I don't know, I just checked your information last night." ”
Teacher Liu was stunned: "Our information? What information ......?"
Ye Zheng's brain made up for the action of holding his forehead, the upright three-no girl, Bai Su doesn't matter, but Mr. Liu is an ordinary person, how to explain it......
"I've been sent to protect him, and I'm sure I'll have to know the people around him first, that's it. The three-free girl Yun Xiaolu said calmly.
"Oh!" Teacher Liu Yan nodded, understood, the national mysterious organization that can't be said!
And she was not surprised to find Bai Su, it seemed that Bai Su knew what Yun Xiaolu was talking about, it seemed that Bai Su also knew Ye Zheng's hidden identity?
Ye Zheng: "......"
Unbelievable, when he saw Mr. Liu's eyes, he understood that this matter was actually rounded by Yun Xiaolu......
Actually, it was rounded by Yun Xiaolu?