Chapter 199: Monitoring Failure?
"The bacterial * infection left over from the Anti-Japanese War, this reporter's brain is really not ordinarily flexible, this kind of reason can be thought of, I can't complain. ”
Hu Fengchun, who was lying on the sofa on his back, snorted lightly, and looked quite angry at the reporter's report.
"Okay, Lao Hu, if you don't write like this, do you want Comrade Reporter to write down the real situation? It's a Gu worm and a conjuring spirit, will others believe it? Isn't this a blatant attempt to encourage superstition on the cover?" Kang Danian retorted.
"Why is it feudal superstition? Gu worms are real, this person has three souls and seven spirits is also real, you and I have seen it, can this be feudal superstition?"
"Look at you, I knew you were going to say this! Yes, these are true, you and I have seen them, but these things are mysterious and mysterious things, and it is no good for ordinary people to know about it, since this is the case, it is better to naturally not know, and other reporters just hope to explain this matter, but you are stubborn?"
"Why am I stubborn? Hey, I said Lao Kang, Chairman Mao said back then, we must seek truth from facts in everything we do, you and I are both medical workers, and we should insist on one one and two two, right? Isn't this reporter's report like this a lie?"
Hu Fengchun was upset when Kang Danian said it, and sat up straight, and he had the posture of wanting to reason with the other party.
"Okay, okay, you're right, the reporter shouldn't say that, it's all right? Hey, you said that this reporter is really a two-hundred-and-five, directly reported that the customs found that Gu worms killed seven people and injured thirteen people, and finally with the efforts of a veteran Taoist priest, two medical experts and a police officer finally retrieved Dr. Wang's lost soul and let everyone return to normal, which is really gratifying, so the report is right, do you mean no, Lao Hu?"
"I didn't say that! Lao Kang, don't you dig a hole and let me jump?"
Hu Fengchun hurriedly waved his hand, blew his nose and glared, if you really want to report like Kang Danian, these people are really no different from those who engage in feudal superstition.
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, why don't you write it?"
"I ...... I'm writing, and I'm not a journalist. ”
"Then you are talking nonsense, the above meaning is to calm things down, that's why you let the reporter write like this, you really want the reporter to write according to his will, just this little thing, he can write enough plot for Shan Tianfang to comment on the story, do you believe it?"
Kang Danian saw Hu Fengchun eating deflated, and he was also quite happy in his heart.
It's no wonder that this old friend was born as a soldier, and it is easy to do things a lot of times, although it has become a little smoother over the years, but there are always times when he can't bend.
And it is this strength that can't be bent, but it is also quite funny.
"Yang Luo, are you awake?"
Just when Yang Luo was about to continue listening to the two old boys arguing with each other, Gao Lei on the side saw him when he raised his eyes, and shouted with surprise.
"Yes, I'm still thinking about listening to the two of you're talking, big brother, you're good, you directly exposed me. ”
Spread his hands, Yang Luo walked over and sat down.
"How's it going, are you okay?"
"It's okay, at least I didn't hang up, grandma, you don't know that when you stepped out, we were all shivering from the cold, and that kind of cold was cold from the bones. ”
Kang Danian said with a smile on his face.
"That's nature, the environment I created is an environment where Director Wang's soul can come back, natural people can't stand it, and it's actually appropriate to put it here. ”
Yang Luo chuckled.
"Hey, you're really fucking evil, obviously I feel cold, but it's not really cold, why do we all have a high fever?"
Hu Fengchun spread his hands and said again.
"Quite simply, the cold of the soul confuses the senses of the body, making the body think that it is really in a very cold environment, and the fever is just an emergency protection mechanism. ”
Yang Luo smiled indifferently, "Anyway, Dean Hu, you are also the head of the First Academy, and you don't know anything about this?"
"You have it, I studied Western medicine, and I'm good at surgery, but the god's chatter is true, if I hadn't seen you cast spells twice this month, I wouldn't have believed it. ”
With wide eyes, Hu Fengchun shouted.
Seriously, he has been immersed in Western medicine all his life and has saved countless people, and his worldview in the past half a month has almost been completely refreshed by Yang Luo.
"Hehe, actually, I didn't believe it before, but since the last time I saved Iron Bone, these things really worked, and I started to believe that these things are real. ”
"Co-author, you're also a dead horse and a live horse doctor?"
Kang Danian's eyes also widened.
"Otherwise, you don't believe that you are doctors, but I am a college student who has received an orthodox education, and I have also studied to break feudal superstitions, right?"
"It's just that seriously, those previous cognitions were slapped in the face in front of the facts, and it was fucking painful. ”
Yang Luo smiled, helped the two old guys reduce the speed of the drip a little, and continued.
"How did the master of the Dao Sect make a move after I fell unconscious, do you know it, tell me?"
Yang Luo only knew a little about Bu Gang, and everything was a bit of luck.
However, the masters of the Taoist sect accept the worship of the state, and they will only make a move when they are special, and they will definitely have extraordinary abilities.
It's a pity that he was able to faint directly, and missed the scene of the other party's spell casting, so he naturally regretted it in his heart, and now he can only rely on Kang Danian and them to understand the situation at that time.
"Tell me a fart, do you think we're better than you? You fell down for less than half a second, and we also fell, I don't know how people did it, but there is monitoring in the hospital, and when this drip is finished, we can go and see." ”
Kang Danian glanced at Yang Luo, and he was also remorseful in his heart.
"Damn, you didn't last long, huh?"
Yang Luo scolded.
"What do you think, you are a young man who can't stand it, think that the two of us old men can hold on?"
Hu Fengchun also has no good air.
"You kid tossed for a while, and almost lost our lives, but if you can't, you have to invite us to a good meal when you go back!"
"The bacterial * infection left over from the Anti-Japanese War, this reporter's brain is really not ordinarily flexible, this kind of reason can be thought of, I can't complain. ”
Hu Fengchun, who was lying on the sofa on his back, snorted lightly, and looked quite angry at the reporter's report.
"Okay, Lao Hu, if you don't write like this, do you want Comrade Reporter to write down the real situation? It's a Gu worm and a conjuring spirit, will others believe it? Isn't this a blatant attempt to encourage superstition on the cover?" Kang Danian retorted.
"Why is it feudal superstition? Gu worms are real, this person has three souls and seven spirits is also real, you and I have seen it, can this be feudal superstition?"
"Look at you, I knew you were going to say this! Yes, these are true, you and I have seen them, but these things are mysterious and mysterious things, and it is no good for ordinary people to know about it, since this is the case, it is better to naturally not know, and other reporters just hope to explain this matter, but you are stubborn?"
"Why am I stubborn? Hey, I said Lao Kang, Chairman Mao said back then, we must seek truth from facts in everything we do, you and I are both medical workers, and we should insist on one one and two two, right? Isn't this reporter's report like this a lie?"
Hu Fengchun was upset when Kang Danian said it, and sat up straight, and he had the posture of wanting to reason with the other party.
"Okay, okay, you're right, the reporter shouldn't say that, it's all right? Hey, you said that this reporter is really a two-hundred-and-five, directly reported that the customs found that Gu worms killed seven people and injured thirteen people, and finally with the efforts of a veteran Taoist priest, two medical experts and a police officer finally retrieved Dr. Wang's lost soul and let everyone return to normal, which is really gratifying, so the report is right, do you mean no, Lao Hu?"
"I didn't say that! Lao Kang, don't you dig a hole and let me jump?"
Hu Fengchun hurriedly waved his hand, blew his nose and glared, if you really want to report like Kang Danian, these people are really no different from those who engage in feudal superstition.
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, why don't you write it?"
"I ...... I'm writing, and I'm not a journalist. ”
"Then you are talking nonsense, the above meaning is to calm things down, that's why you let the reporter write like this, you really want the reporter to write according to his will, just this little thing, he can write enough plot for Shan Tianfang to comment on the story, do you believe it?"
Kang Danian saw Hu Fengchun eating deflated, and he was also quite happy in his heart.
It's no wonder that this old friend was born as a soldier, and it is easy to do things a lot of times, although it has become a little smoother over the years, but there are always times when he can't bend.
And it is this strength that can't be bent, but it is also quite funny.
"Yang Luo, are you awake?"
Just when Yang Luo was about to continue listening to the two old boys arguing with each other, Gao Lei on the side saw him when he raised his eyes, and shouted with surprise.
"Yes, I'm still thinking about listening to the two of you're talking, big brother, you're good, you directly exposed me. ”
Spread his hands, Yang Luo walked over and sat down.
"How's it going, are you okay?"
"It's okay, at least I didn't hang up, grandma, you don't know that when you stepped out, we were all shivering from the cold, and that kind of cold was cold from the bones. ”
Kang Danian said with a smile on his face.
"That's nature, the environment I created is an environment where Director Wang's soul can come back, natural people can't stand it, and it's actually appropriate to put it here. ”
Yang Luo chuckled.
"Hey, you're really fucking evil, obviously I feel cold, but it's not really cold, why do we all have a high fever?"
Hu Fengchun spread his hands and said again.
"Quite simply, the cold of the soul confuses the senses of the body, making the body think that it is really in a very cold environment, and the fever is just an emergency protection mechanism. ”
Yang Luo smiled indifferently, "Anyway, Dean Hu, you are also the head of the First Academy, and you don't know anything about this?"
"You have it, I studied Western medicine, and I'm good at surgery, but the god's chatter is true, if I hadn't seen you cast spells twice this month, I wouldn't have believed it. ”
With wide eyes, Hu Fengchun shouted.
Seriously, he has been immersed in Western medicine all his life and has saved countless people, and his worldview in the past half a month has almost been completely refreshed by Yang Luo.
"Hehe, actually, I didn't believe it before, but since the last time I saved Iron Bone, these things really worked, and I started to believe that these things are real. ”
"Co-author, you're also a dead horse and a live horse doctor?"
Kang Danian's eyes also widened.
"Otherwise, you don't believe that you are doctors, but I am a college student who has received an orthodox education, and I have also studied to break feudal superstitions, right?"
"It's just that seriously, those previous cognitions were slapped in the face in front of the facts, and it was fucking painful. ”
Yang Luo smiled, helped the two old guys reduce the speed of the drip a little, and continued.
"How did the master of the Dao Sect make a move after I fell unconscious, do you know it, tell me?"
Yang Luo only knew a little about Bu Gang, and everything was a bit of luck.
However, the masters of the Taoist sect accept the worship of the state, and they will only make a move when they are special, and they will definitely have extraordinary abilities.
It's a pity that he was able to faint directly, and missed the scene of the other party's spell casting, so he naturally regretted it in his heart, and now he can only rely on Kang Danian and them to understand the situation at that time.
"Tell me a fart, do you think we're better than you? You fell down for less than half a second, and we also fell, I don't know how people did it, but there is monitoring in the hospital, and when this drip is finished, we can go and see." ”
Kang Danian glanced at Yang Luo, and he was also remorseful in his heart.
"Damn, you didn't last long, huh?"
Yang Luo scolded.
"What do you think, you are a young man who can't stand it, think that the two of us old men can hold on?"
Hu Fengchun also has no good air.
"You kid tossed for a while, and almost lost our lives, but if you can't, you have to invite us to a good meal when you go back!"