After eating a meal that I didn't know whether it should be considered lunch or dinner, we drove to Lu Shuai's part-time karaoke.

After a short discussion, for the sake of insurance, we still decided to take a taxi to the city that never sleeps, after all, Liang Zi with He Lei and Chen Hu is getting bigger and bigger, and the Chengguan District is not too big, especially now it is the time for self-study at night, and we still have a great chance of being bumped into by someone when we go out so recklessly, so we simply discussed and decided to take a taxi back and forth before we dealt with He Lei's affairs.

Of course, the money was paid in advance by Lu Shuai, a "little local tyrant", as for the 1,800 or 900 in my pocket, in Feng Huo's words, it was public funds that could not be used easily, regardless of Lu Shuai's sad and angry abuse, we had happily gotten into the taxi to the city that never sleeped.

There are strange things every year, and there are especially many of them this year.

If people are teased, they can't stop them in a taxi, just got into the taxi, and the butt hasn't been hot yet, and the uncle who looks like he is in his fifties, with a greasy face and a traitor's back on his face, turned around and looked at a few of us with a lewd face and asked, "Brothers, are you going to go to the city that never sleeps to be chic?" As he spoke, he rubbed his two fingers full of dirt vigorously, and the old bustard raised his eyebrows at us ambiguously.

"Uh? no... Let's go find someone!" I replied, shaking my head sheepishly.

"Come on, they're all men, I know! Go to the city that never sleeps, no matter how old you are, don't you always look for someone... The Rolling Stone KTV you just said is not good, the lady is either old, or she can't let go! It's not fun to play, if you can trust my brother's professional vision, I'll introduce you to Mansion No. 9! Not to mention that the sister paper is young and beautiful, and all of them have round buttocks and chests!"The lewd uncle's tone is sticky like eating half a pound of inferior fruit candy, which makes goosebumps all over his body.

"No, we'll go to Rolling Stone!" Feng Huo frowned and shook his head in refusal.

"There's really nothing fun in that place! Brother, I've been driving a taxi for so many years, and I'm clear of all the venues in the city that never sleeps! I don't like to go to Mansion No. 9, so it's good for me to introduce you to the Shanghai people next to the Rolling Stone, it's not expensive and high-grade!" The middle-aged uncle still squinted at his cheap little eyes and tempted us.

"Why are you talking so much nonsense! If you can't go, if you don't go, we'll change cars!" Lu Shuai glared at the taxi driver with two big eyes on his face.

"Let's go..."The taxi driver looked at Lu Shuai, who had a big waist and a round waist, and shrunk his neck in fright, and hurriedly kicked the accelerator to guess the end of the drive.

"Do you want to listen to the song?" asked the lewd uncle who was driving, who looked at us through the mirror with a little caution for a long time.

"Okay!" I nodded, thinking that it was more interesting to sing than to listen to his stinky white call.

"Okay!" The lewd uncle, with a slight embarrassed flush on his face, didn't wait for a few of us to react, and opened his voice and howled: "The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying! "The duck's voice made me feel the urge to strangle him.

In this way, in the almost tortured singing of the obscene uncle, we finally came to the "Rolling Stone KTV", where Feng Huo worked, and after throwing off twenty yuan, even I, who had always been careful, jumped out of the taxi without daring to go back.

Seeing that we ran out of the car as if we were running away, the obscene driver laughed heartily as if he was victorious, rolled down the glass and gestured at us with a middle finger and mocked: "Three stinky hairy boys! This is the consequence of offending me!Haha, if you are not convinced, just ask me about Lao Tzu, my nickname is HD Wu Yanzu!"

"I, Wu Yan, your grandmother, a whistle...", the hot-tempered Lu Shuai took off his shoes and smashed into the obscene uncle who gave us the middle finger with half of his head exposed.

"Boom...", with one foot on the accelerator, the obscene uncle came to a beautiful "dragon tail" and drove away with the tattered taxi in an elegant posture.

"Fuck! haha..."We were all amused by this funny middle-aged uncle instantly.

"Nima's, HD Wu Yanzu, this nickname is very tough, it will be mine in the future!" Lu Shuai jumped up and picked up the shoes he ran out, fiddled with his little broken head very coquettishly, put on his shoes and looked at me and Feng Huo who were leaning back and laughing, and said solemnly: "From today onwards, I announce that my nickname will be HD Wu Yanzu!

"Well, it does match your shameless temperament!" I nodded approvingly.

"I think removing the ancestral character is more in line with your shameless temperament!" Feng Huo pushed the frame of his glasses on the bridge of his nose and nodded.

"Cut, I think you are envious, jealous and hateful!" Lu Shuai glanced at the two of us without shame.

"Alright! No more inking... You two are waiting for me at the door first! I'll go to the boss first to report and see if there are any people in the store! I don't think there's any big problem, it's almost the New Year, this kind of night club is definitely getting better and better day by day! Plus I remember that I resigned two people some time ago, and the boss should be more urgent for cheap labor like us now!" After Feng Huo waved his hand at me and Lu Shuai, he took off the glasses frame on his face, slapped the folds of his clothes twice, and even his body, which had been rickety, slowly stood up, and the decadent appearance that seemed to be cowardly before instantly became confident.

Turning around and looking at Lu Shuai, Lu Shuai and I explained: "In a place like a night club, it is necessary to be humble to the guests! But you must be ruthless and pretend in front of the young lady and her colleagues! Otherwise, you will be easily bullied! After two days of work, you will understand..." After whistling cynically at the two of us, he stepped into the "Rolling Stone KTV" that looked resplendent with gold.

"Fuck, did you look at the crazy man who changed in an instant just now! It turns out that this thing is quite realistic to pretend to be ruthless!" Lu Shuai danced at me as if he was ghostly.

"I think that maybe this is Feng Huo's true face! Isn't the submissive promise in school a disguised disguise!" Unlike what Lu Shuai said, I prefer to be the most authentic version of myself with Feng Huo's current appearance.

"Well, maybe... You didn't look at the look just now, it's still a little handsome... It's a big step behind me, but I'm about to catch you!" Lu Shuai seems to be born with no idea what shame is.

However, it is true that Feng Huo's great change just now gave me a refreshing feeling, the originally thin body gave people a sense of proportionality after being straight, taking off the old pedantic ink bottle bottom glasses on his face, just looking at his narrow Danfeng eyes and thin upper and lower lips did make people feel that they were neat and tidy, and he also had a Confucian general-like temperament, I believe that if he appeared in school with this appearance, it would definitely cause many girls to be crazy about it.

Ignoring the noise of Lu Shuai talking to himself on the side, I quietly looked at the KTV door face called "Rolling Stone", the whole body is decorated with black and gold tempered glass, giving people a magnificent but majestic atmosphere, "Rolling Stone" two gilt characters are flashing around the colorful neon prints engraved on the arched gate, and a small courtyard in front of the door that looks like a parking lot is full of cars of various high and low prices, there are thirteen or fourteen cars.

From time to time, I will see a young woman with a leaky dress holding her big belly, which is enough to be his father's middle-aged man out of the KTV and get into the car in the parking lot and drive away, or drive in a few expensive cars that I can't name and park in the vacant space just vacated, and jump down a few bald, sanctimonious drunk men with lewd smiles on their faces and walk into the KTV.

Through the active opening and closing of the door of KTV, I watched a pair of beautiful women wearing red cheongsams and delicate faces standing at the door to bend down to say hello to the guests who walked in and out from time to time, the bottom skirt of the cheongsam was just right to the thighs, this half-leaky and half-covered outfit made people look more tempting, a few seconds ago I saw a big man with a beer belly, directly stuffed a handful of banknotes into the arms of a welcome lady.

"Shit! stupid fly... You look at the thighs of the two women standing in the doorway, no... Fuck, it's so white! It's so straight! No matter which one of them hits me, it's worth it even if I live ten years less!" Lu Shuai next to me wiped the snoring water that overflowed from his mouth, tugged at my sleeve, and pouted at the gate with a flushed face.

"This kind of really gives you a target, do you dare to feed it?" Although I couldn't understand the substantive difference between such a welcome and the young lady sitting on the stage inside, I still shook my head timidly and said, "Anyway, I don't dare to ask for it!"

"! It's like you... We can both stand at the door and brag about it! But then again, if they really follow me, I really dare to ask for it! If the manly husband doesn't even have this bit of ambition! I can't stand the two baskets of seeds in the crotch of my parents! Hey! Feizi, I believe we won't go on like this for the rest of our lives! One day we will get ahead!" Lu Shuai patted me on the shoulder and cheered me up, "Just like a month ago, would you have thought that we would dare to fight Chen Hu? And beat the girl twice... I'm not afraid that we won't be able to do it, I'm afraid I don't dare to think about it! I believe that one day we will be angry, not to mention the two little girls who watch the door at the door, even some first-line star and second-tier actor Lao Tzu will also keep him four or five for fun!"

"Are you sure?, your kidneys can stand it?" I teased Lu Shuai, who seemed to have big nerves but always played the role of wise fool.

"But the goal in front of me is how to find a way to take down one of them..."Lu Shuai didn't seem to hear me at all, and swallowed his saliva at the two cheongsam women at the door without blinking.

"Damn..."I glanced at the brother next to me who fell into the world of "big white legs", sighed helplessly, and secretly said that I didn't find out that this guy still had the potential to be a pervert before!

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