Chapter 60: Let's go, I'll take you out to play hooligan

Fortunately, Si Hongchu is very talented and has never disappointed his mother in this regard.

Since my mother can teach these things, of course, it is also because of her own attainments, which is inconsistent with her status as a farmer. So there was gossip in the village, some people said that the mother wanted to marry into a wealthy family but couldn't, and some people said that the mother was an abandoned woman from a wealthy family.

Si Hongchu didn't know how to talk about all this, and he didn't want to say it, so he just said perfunctorily: "I have a wide range of interests and hobbies, so it's not a big deal." ”

"Oh. Lan Hao saw that Si Hongchu didn't want to talk more, so he didn't ask: "I still have something, let's talk about it another day, let's send you back to school." ”

When Cao Peiru left, she didn't even say "thank you".

Now Lan Hao didn't express his gratitude, and was busy sending Si Hongchu away.

The two family heirs, one is to unload the mill and kill the donkey, and the other is too lazy to unload the mill, and directly kill the donkey, I don't know if he is in a hurry to eat money meat.

Si Hongchu, the donkey, left the hotel very depressed, since he had been absent from class in the morning, he didn't want to go to class in the afternoon.

Si Hongchu was about to find a place to spend time, when someone suddenly patted him in the back: "Hey, senior!"

It's a golden baby, wearing a white tracksuit with a pink camisole underneath. She jumped up and patted Si Hongchu just now, and after she fell, a pair of white rabbits on her chest couldn't stop jumping, and she almost rushed out of her suspenders.

Jin Baobao has a small face, with a little baby fat, and looks a lot like a high school student. Si Hongchu suspected that she was indeed the age of a high school student, and somehow got into college.

Whether it is a high school student or a college student, Jin Baobao's figure is so well developed that Si Hongchu can't stop swallowing: "Where are you going?"

"I was absent from school. Jin Baobao said excitedly: "I'm wondering where to play in the afternoon." ”

"Hanging out?"

Si Hongchu grew up, and his mother always emphasized that as a student, absenteeism is heinous. Although he was absent from school several times after arriving at the university, Si Hongchu always felt a little guilty in his heart.

But this kind of sin is easy and comfortable in Jin Baobao's words: "It's too boring to go to class, it's better to go out and play, senior, where are you going?"

"I ........." Si Hongchu rolled his eyes and lied: "I'll go to the study hall." ”

"It's lunch break, why are you going to the study hall. His eyes rolled, and Jin Baobao said again: "By the way, senior, your performance at the art festival is really handsome!

"Thanks for the compliment. ”

"Anyway, there must be a lot of girls chasing you, hehe........" Jin Baobao looked at Si Hongchu, a pair of big eyes flashed: "Senior, tell me honestly, how many girlfriends have you made?"

Si Hongchu pursed his lips: "Not a single one"

"Can't you?" Jin Baobao half-opened his mouth and looked at Si Hongchu in surprise, just like looking at a Martian: "You are so handsome, how can you not have a girlfriend?"

"It's a pity that I'm not handsome........." Si Hongchu recalled what he had seen and heard after entering the city, and found that the women in the city didn't seem to treat him very well.

"Senior, if you don't fall in love for four years of college, you don't go to college. Jin Baobao put on a solemn look, and said: "Just because you play that thunder piano so well, if you don't talk about ten or eight girlfriends, I'm sorry for this talent!"

"It's a tremino. Si Hongchu sighed helplessly: "By the way, don't call me a senior, I am in the same session with you." ”

"What's that called?" Looking sideways at Si Hongchu, Jin Baobao said very seriously: "Seeing that you look old-fashioned, it is better to call you uncle!"

"Let's call it a senior........."

"Anyway, senior, you've disappointed me so much. Jin Baobao shook his head and sighed: "Do you know, when you played the piano on stage, the girls in our class screamed miserably below, crying and shouting that they had to be your girlfriend!"

Si Hongchu originally thought that maybe his handsomeness was not recognized by the girls in the city, but when he heard this, he regained his confidence, and it seemed that his handsomeness could kill the city and the countryside: "There is such a thing?"

"Of course. ”

"Hey, after all, I've only been in school for a few days, and I may not have found a chance yet........."

"Wrong!" Jin Baobao raised a finger and shook it slowly: "Opportunities are to be actively found, and the key is to adjust your state." If you don't get anything out of the first month, it's hard to believe that the year ahead will be different!"

"What then?"

"If you're interested.......... Jin Baobao dragged a long voice and said thoughtfully: "Why don't I help you find a girlfriend as soon as possible!"

"You?"

"I was born with the ability to pick up girls, but it's a pity that ........" Jin Baobao sighed helplessly: "I'm a girl myself!"

"It's a pity......"

"Remember, when you're picking up girls in college, don't go to a girl on the weekend wearing a suit and a rose, it's best to go straight to the girl if you just got off the football or basketball court and still smelled of sweat. Jin Baobao said while looking at Si Hongchu: "Are you like this now..........

"Like you've just played basketball?"

"It's like I've just been robbed!" Jin Baobao said this, patting his chest: "But don't worry, there is an old paper to help you, and the custodians screamed in shock!"

"I don't even know where the sisters are..........." Si Hongchu shook his head, feeling that he was quite useless: "So far, the girls I know are limited to our class. In fact.......... I can't even recognize all the classmates in the class. ”

"Let me ask you a question.......... Jin Baobao looked at Si Hongchu and said deeply: "The White Lady deliberately cast a spell to rain and deceived Xu Xian's umbrella; Zhu Yingtai sent it to the eighteenth place, pretending to be crazy and stupid and teasing Liang Shanbo; the Seven Fairies teamed up to block Dong Yong's way; and the Cowherd secretly took away her clothes while the Weaver Girl was taking a bath......... What does this mean?"

Si Hongchu shook his head stupidly: "I don't know." ”

"At the beginning of every love, there must always be a hooligan first. After a pause, Jin Baobao said heavily: "Since you are not being played as a hooligan at the moment, can you go out and play hooligan!"

This proposal is very attractive, so far, Si Hongchu doesn't know what it's like to be a hooligan, so he decisively agreed: "Okay!"

"That's pretty much it!" Jin Baobao nodded approvingly: "Courage is the first step to success!"

"Yes........." Si Hongchu smiled embarrassedly: "Actually, sometimes I also feel that with my civil and military skills, I can fight and play the piano, if I don't go out to rob money and sex, I will be too sorry for myself!"

"I'm hungry, let's eat first........" Jin Baobao looked at the time and said, "I'll invite you to dinner, wait a minute, you invite me to play hooligan!"

"You're going to play too?"

Jin Baobao said very seriously: "Help you play, of course you have to pay!"

Jin Baobao took Si Hongchu to a restaurant, which was very tastefully decorated, with oil paintings hanging everywhere on the walls, which looked more like a gallery.

Looking at the menu here, it is also exquisite, either "French" or "fragrant" or something like that.

"It's Western food......... Si Hongchu looked at the menu and couldn't stop swallowing: "I haven't eaten Western food yet!"

Lan Hao had a treat just now, and Si Hongchu had already eaten a big meal. Now that he is going to eat Western food again, he seems to be enjoying it in his impression, Si Hongchu feels that he is really lucky, and he has seen the life of rich people not long after entering the city.

What should I do if I can't eat it, Si Hongchu took advantage of Jin Baobao's inattention and loosened his belt.

However, when the dishes were served, Si Hongchu found out that he had been fooled.

The so-called "Italian tomato and egg soup with macaroni" is egg beaten lo mein, and "French sweet and sour tomato slices with butter egg cubes" is scrambled eggs with tomatoes. What's even more outrageous is the "cold green onion section with salted steamed bean pieces", which is actually a green onion dipping sauce.

"The specialty of this restaurant is that it is named Chinese food in the Western way, and it is good and cheap. Jin Baobao pointed to the scrambled eggs with tomatoes and introduced: "This plate is only ten yuan, and all the restaurants near our school can no longer find this price." ”

"So you invited me to eat good food and cheap ........."

Jin Baobao smiled embarrassedly: "This month's living expenses have just run out, you can eat this, and when my living expenses are up, please have a big meal!"

What to eat is secondary, the key is the next show, Si Hongchu hurriedly ate two bites, and urged: "Let's go quickly!"

"There's no rush. Jin Baobao said slowly: "The bar won't open until nine o'clock in the evening, and we still have a few hours." ”

"Bar?"

"Of course, if you want to pick up girls, go to the bar!" Jin Baobao wiped his mouth and told Si Hongchu: "If it is an ordinary bar, I won't take you there." But the bars near our school are basically all students who go to play, and you can see the beauties of various faculties. ”

After eating, Jin Baobao took Si Hongchu to an Internet café to kill time online.

Si Hongchu didn't know what to do, and under the guidance of Jin Baobao, he installed a WeChat on his mobile phone.

"Don't underestimate this software!" Jin Baobao took Si Hongchu's mobile phone and said very seriously: "This is a recognized artifact of about bubbles, I don't know how many counterattacks have been achieved!"

This golden baby is not very old, he looks like a big rag doll, but his thoughts are so evil, he is a pickle girl and a date, and he seems to know everything.

Si Hongchu couldn't hold back his curiosity a little, and asked very carefully: "How many boyfriends do you have?"

"Not a single one. Jin Baobao waved his hand: "Men are like floating clouds to me, this creature is always smiling and his eyes are discharged, but he is either sick and cheap, or he is abducted!"

"Huh?"

"Senior, remember........." Jin Baobao suddenly held Si Hongchu's hand and said word by word: "Don't believe men, what men say is like an old lady's teeth, not much is true!"

Si Hongchu reminded with a black line on his face: "I'm a man!"

"Ah........ is it........" Jin Baobao scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly: "I forgot." ”