The instructor snorted coldly and didn't answer Li Cha's words, because Li Cha's news of making his comrades-in-arms embarrassed yesterday had already spread, and he knew that Li Cha was a thorn.

Li Cha shrugged his shoulders slightly, yawned and walked over, and it didn't take long for him to stand still and fall asleep.

Can you sleep while standing? This scene made the freshmen embarrassed.

After a long time, Li Cha felt a hostility, and suddenly opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes was the big black face of his instructor.

"Why are you staring at me like this?" Li Cha was unhappy, "Instructor, I don't do anything." ”

"What?" the instructor's face turned red, and he subconsciously raised his hand to teach Li a lesson.

But Li Cha's reaction was faster than him, and as soon as his body became weak, he immediately collapsed.

"Damn, don't pretend to be garlic, I already know your tricks. Don't play dead with me, everyone has seen it! I didn't touch him!"

No one spoke among the classmates, only Liu Bodao: "Instructor, I think he has a heat stroke, send him to the infirmary." ”

The instructor knew that Li Cha had nothing to do, but now he couldn't get off the stage. It's better to suffer from heat stroke than to frame yourself, right?After thinking for a while, he said, "Hmm...... It seems that I really have a heat stroke, so come a few people and take them to the infirmary to rest. ”

This is a good opportunity to escape military training, as soon as he heard this, Liu Bo rushed out with a few boys. Holding Li Cha and running to the infirmary.

Not far from the teaching building, before he could reach the infirmary, Li Cha stood up lively.

"Hey, it's amazing, brother, your skills in pretending to be sick are too superb. Liu Bo said enviously, "Can you also teach me? This scorching sun and heat all day long have tanned my extremely white and tender skin!"

Li Cha's face sank, "Listen to what you mean, it seems that I am pretending?"

"It's all your own people, don't pretend to be it, okay?" Liu Bo nodded.

"Cut, since you don't believe it, then go back, I'll go to the infirmary by myself, and the others will go back to the military posture!"

"Believe, we believe!" the three of them said in unison.

In this way, several people soon came to the school infirmary of Long University.

When the freshmen were in military training, it was the busiest time in the school infirmary, and the situation was the same no matter what school, the three of them came to the door of the school infirmary, and they saw a long queue in front of them, and many people were also supported and carried.

"Rub, why are there so many people? Why don't we go, find a place to rest." ”

Liu Bo and the other two nodded again and again: "We have no opinion! As classmates, we will accompany you!"

Isn't it just a military posture? Li Cha sighed, "No need, I'll just walk around, you go back to the dormitory to rest, be careful not to be seen by the instructor." ”

"Good brother, goodbye!" the three of them ran faster than the rabbits, and in a blink of an eye, there was no shadow.

At this time, the mobile phone vibrated again, and when I took it out, I was stupid, more than 130 unread text messages!

As expected, it was all sent by Shen Yue and asked him to buy food for himself.

Is this woman the reincarnation of a live pig? How can she eat it like this? And no matter how much she eats, she doesn't grow meat, where does everything go?

Maybe she's the one who really has superpowers, right?

Li Cha was speechless for a while, and with the attitude that more is better than less, he decided to go for this crazy girl, don't go crazy with hunger!

At this moment, a person suddenly walked out of the door of the infirmary, and it was actually Liu Ruo!

Liu Ruo was dressed the same as yesterday, but this time she didn't have a book in her hand.

When the beauty appeared, many people's eyes looked over unconsciously, but Liu Ruo kept her head down and didn't look at anyone.

Li Cha hurriedly greeted him, "Senior Sister Liu." What a coincidence. ”

Finding out that it was Li Cha, Liu Ruo's face suddenly turned red, and he smiled embarrassedly: "Yes, what a coincidence." ”

"Introduce yourself, Li Cha!" he stretched out his hand generously, "Thanks to the help of Senior Sister yesterday, I invited you to dinner?"

"It's just a matter of effort, so you don't have to eat...... I'm sorry, but I still have something to do. Liu Ruo flatly refused, and walked straight outside after speaking.

Li Cha hurriedly followed, "Senior sister, the grace of saving lives is greater than the sky, how can you say it so lightly, I remember that there is a vegetarian restaurant nearby, since there is something today, I will invite you another day, okay?"

Liu Ruo looked up in surprise, "Huh, how do you know that I only eat vegetarian dishes?"

This situation was naturally extracted from the other party's brain, but Li Cha didn't say so, but sold a good man and said: "Because of the face of the senior sister, the body is weak and the blood is weak, and the catering should be from the grass." ”

"Do you still know Chinese medicine?" Liu Ruo looked incredulous.

"Passed down from my ancestors, I know a little about fur. Li Cha shook and said, "Actually, I have a way to treat my senior sister's illness." ”

Liu Ruo said: "No need, thank you!"

"Ah, why?" Li Cha was stunned.

Liu Ruo shook his head again: "I really don't need to." Thank you for your kindness. ”

In fact, this sick Liu Ruo was born again, and has been with him for more than 20 years now, during which he has seen all the world's experts and famous doctors, and has seen all the rivers and lakes, and the other party has all sworn that he can cure the disease.

But every time, the end result is the same. The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, and in the end the illness did not ease at all, and he had completely lost faith in the doctors.

That's why she applied for the medical department of Long University, wanting to rely on her own strength. Complete self-healing.

Seeing that Liu Ruo was not interested, Li Cha couldn't help frowning.

Finding Li Cha's reaction, Liu Ruo realized that what he said was too thorough, and he didn't save face at all, so he said: "Actually, my illness is almost terminal. It can't be cured. ”

"No, it's not a terminal illness, it must be curable, believe me. ”

"Oh?" Seeing that Li Cha said it so categorically, Liu Ruo's eyes couldn't help but light up.

"Not now, though. I'll go back and check the medical book, you saved my life, I will repay you no matter what, I will definitely cure your illness, please give me a few days. ”

Liu Ruo, who originally had some expectations for Li Cha, heard him say that he would go back to check the medical book. Suddenly, my heart was like ashes.

What kind of doctor still needs to check the medical book temporarily? It means that it is not reliable at all!

In fact, Li Cha has no medical books, what he thinks is very simple, when he goes to major hospitals, Chinese medicine and Western medicine will go around in a circle, in order to obtain professional knowledge that ordinary doctors can't get in a few lifetimes, and then go back to help each other see a doctor.

Although I don't really believe that Li Cha can cure his illness. But looking at Li Cha's serious expression, Liu Ruo still said: "Okay, if I can really cure my illness, I will give you whatever you want, as much as you want!"

"Talking about money hurts feelings, senior sister. Let's add a WeChat, and when I determine the treatment plan, I will contact you at that time. ”

After exchanging WeChat, the two said goodbye politely.

After buying the food and drink that Shen Yue wanted, Li Cha walked into the girls' dormitory with her things, just after the lunch break. Many girls just got up, many girls in the corridor were dressed coolly, a little messy and charming, and when they saw Li Cha, they were all stunned, and they ran desperately to the dormitory one by one.

Li Cha sighed, at least, Lao Tzu has eaten and seen it well, running so fast one by one, as if Lao Tzu will peek at you...... Hey, pink, that's good!

In the blink of an eye, he came to the door of Shen Yue's dormitory and stood still. It was a girl who came to open the door, and the whole dormitory was still lying in the quilt, and when they saw Li Cha coming in, they pulled up the quilt and covered themselves.

"The takeaway has arrived, so it's here. With a sigh, Li Cha put eating and drinking on the shaft. turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by Shen Yue's voice, "Who let you go?"

"Huh?"

"What's the amount, didn't you want to buy four servings?" Shen Yue said as she pressed the quilt with one hand and pointed to something on the table with the other.

"Did you say that, when did you say it?" asked Li Cha rhetorically.

"Are you in the mush? During your lunch break, you must be with your roommates. An eldest lady like me will definitely not eat alone, and I don't have any logical thinking ability?"

Shen Yue said, sat up angrily, and suddenly with a sound, she quickly lay down again.

Although only for a short moment. But Li Cha's nosebleed almost spurted out.

Shen Yue under the quilt didn't wear anything!

The white, tender and smooth jade back made Li Cha see it clearly!

Realizing Li Cha's gaze, Shen Yue's face turned crimson, grabbed a plush doll and threw it over, and said angrily: "Why don't you go and buy it again!"

"The money is spent, there is no money!"

"Do you think I'm so stupid to trick me into sitting up?"

"It's funny, matchstick-like, what's so nice to see, when I'm rare?" Li Cha did not show weakness.

"What did you say?"

Li Cha pouted: "I'll tell you the truth, with your figure, I won't even look at the two hundred yuan from me, hurry up and pay the money, otherwise I'll leave!"

"Garbage, you will use this most clumsy agitation method!" Shen Yue snorted coldly and threw her wallet off the top bunk.

This time, Li Chazhen didn't see anything, and couldn't help but be a little disappointed......

This afternoon, Li Cha did not go back to military training. In the blink of an eye, it was already night, and just after dinner, the Apple phone in his hand suddenly rang again, and the caller ID was the young woman, that is, it was still the woman last night!

Why is this woman still calling herself?

Li Cha was puzzled. The reason why she texted last night was purely because Brother Biao and the others were ambushing there, just to lure herself over.

I was not polite yesterday, the other party should have retreated in the face of difficulties, how could I continue to contact myself? Do you still want to come to a wave of ambushes?

Shouldn't it, will such a stupid method be used again? If you have a normal IQ, even if you are unwilling, at least you should change the method, how can there be such an endless process?

Thinking about it from another perspective, there is only one possibility now, the call was made by this woman herself!

If so, what is the purpose of the other party?

You don't really want to date yourself, do you? Do you want to be so funny?

According to the doubts in his heart, Li Cha thought about it before and after, and finally connected the phone.