Today is definitely the most unforgettable day in Su Qi's twenty-six years of life. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The upper body was injured twice in a row, his neck was crooked, and he still had a big red nose on his face.

Dude's flower-like face today is considered to be here.

Su Qi sighed and said leisurely: "With my current appearance, I guess I can only be a comedian in the future, do you still love me?"

Lin Xianxue was about to apply medicine to his nose, and while preparing tools, she said, "Why are you like a child?"

"Deep inside every man lives a little child. Su Qi muttered.

"Stinky poverty, you'll be fine. ”

Lin Xianxue took out the bottle of potion that she didn't know what it was made of, and stirred it little by little.

Su Qi glanced at it, his heart twitched a little, the potion was dark red, and there was a little bit of diluted mud on it, just looking at the appearance, although it was not good-looking, but it had an unfathomable appearance.

According to Lin Xianxue, this thing is an ancestral secret recipe in her own family, and it has a miraculous effect in treating bruises, and ordinary people can't use it if they want to.

Su Qi knew that Lin Xianxue's family was very mysterious, it should be a wealthy family on the rivers and lakes, a very powerful one, and there were many heroes in the family.

For such a family that has practiced martial arts for generations, it is not necessary to think about it to know that they must have their own unique secret formula in the treatment of external injuries.

Anyway, Lin Xianxue shouldn't hurt herself, Su Qi was very relieved of her.

Lin Xianxue held a fast handkerchief in her hand and squeezed it around the tip of Su Qi's nose, and some blood came out from time to time.

"You have to squeeze the blood clean before you can apply the medicine, otherwise the wound will get bigger and bigger. ”

Su Qi sighed, endured the pain in his nose in his heart, and secretly said that he was unlucky.

Not to mention the blue nose and swollen face of this fall, he also broke his nose, which is really an old man who is jealous of his prosperous beauty......

"Oops, tap. ”

Su Qi snorted, Lin Xianxue snorted, and said, "Don't move, I'll finish squeezing it soon." ”

"Oh. ”

Su Qi opened his eyes, and quietly looked at Lin Xianxue, who was less than five centimeters away from him, the body fragrance on the girl's body was clearly smellable, and his hand touched it unconsciously.

Lin Xianxue didn't care about him, knowing that he was sick now, so in order to distract him, he had to let him do whatever he wanted.

Su Qi's heart was refreshed now, his eyes were full of expressions of enjoyment, Lin Xianxue didn't say a word, and after squeezing out the blood, he took out the secret bottle of bruising red potion.

He dipped a little lightly with a cotton ball and said, "Don't be afraid, this thing doesn't hurt." ”

Su Qi snorted, but he didn't care, Lin Xianxue carefully wiped it over, and as soon as he got the wound, Su Qi's face suddenly changed greatly, he leaned back, and let out a wolf howl: "Didn't you say it didn't hurt?"

Lin Xianxue was also a little puzzled, "What are you hiding, this thing really doesn't hurt." ”

"It's not going to expire, is it? Why do I feel so painful? It's a little spicy. Su Qi's face was frightened, looking at the red potion hiding far away, and he didn't dare to approach.

Lin Xianxue pursed her lips and said, "This is my Lin family's ancestral healing secret medicine, you told me that it expired?"

"Come over quickly, fall in love, don't pull down. ”

Hearing Lin Xianxue say this, Su Qi was still a little suspicious, and later when he saw Lin Xianxue, he was a little impatient, and he actually had the posture of putting away the potion, and he was also anxious at the moment

"Eh, don't put it away! I'll get on, I'll get on!"

Su Qi was apprehensive in his heart, and mustered up the courage to come over, putting on a generous and righteous appearance, just like the soldiers who were going to die on the battlefield in the TV series.

Lin Xianxue glared at him with some tears and laughter, changed a cotton swab, and said, "I'm on, you bear with it." ”

"Hmm. ”

Su Qi gritted his teeth and nodded, Lin Xianxue applied the potion on his wound very evenly little by little, the hot pain, the irritated Su Qi grinned and broke out in a cold sweat.

"Shhh...... That, how do I feel about your family's ancestral secret medicine...... The taste is a little wrong, so familiar, so fragrant. ”

Su Qi gritted his teeth and persisted for a long time, and finally asked with doubts.

Lin Xianxue was also stunned, put it in front of her nose and sniffed it, and said, "When you say that, it's a bit ha." ”

"It shouldn't be, how can my family's secret medicine taste like this? Could it be that it really expires?" Lin Xianxue muttered in her mouth, took out the bottle of red potion and looked at it carefully, and after a while, she slapped her thigh and shouted: ", this is the old godmother!

"Poof!"

Su Qi, who was drinking water and resting on the side, sprayed directly on the ground, and his facial features were almost twisted together, and it was as ugly as eating ten catties of stool.

O Nima!

What kind of potion has been on for a long time, and you tell me that you are an old godmother?

I'll go to your second uncle and grandfather's!

What are you kidding?

Don't bring it like this!

I said, why does it smell so good?

If you wipe it down again, you'll have to eat bibimbap!

Without Lin Xianxue to speak, Su Qi jumped to the bathroom at a height and kept rinsing his nose......

Midday.

Su Qi had a loveless expression, and his nose was wrapped in gauze with three layers inside and three layers outside, looking like a circus clown, which was quite funny.

Lin Xianxue sat on the sofa and watched TV, and said, "Aren't you going to practice singing with your teammates?"

Su Qi waved his hand and said weakly: "If you don't practice, I'm afraid that I will be moved to death by singing, and when I look back, the newspaper will be the first person in the world to sing and sing myself to death......

With a leisurely sigh, Su Qi walked to the side of the shutter, and was just about to open the curtain to breathe, when suddenly there was a "flutter", and all the window shelves fell down and caught Su Qi's fingers.

Suddenly, the thumb was as if it had been fried in a pan, swollen and red.

Su Qi wants to cry without tears, the title of mother's dadden is too urine!

In less than ten hours since the effect began, I can't help but have a crooked neck, a swollen nose, and now even your mother's fingers are ****!

What's next?

Yes?

Can you have a good time all at once?

Just after Su Qi had just finished venting in his heart, in the crystal lamp on his head, a small decorative crystal suddenly began to loosen, fell directly, and smashed straight on the back of Su Qi's head in the next second!

It's too late to dodge!

Su Qi rolled his eyes, he almost fainted, he was about to cry!

"Big brother, I'm joking, don't take it seriously......"

Lin Xianxue on the side was dumbfounded, what happened to Su Qi today?

That's too much of a bad idea, isn't it?

What did you do to make people angry?

Coincidentally, Su Qi also wants to know!

Why is it so difficult for him to fall in love, he has to make himself unlucky?

Don't bring such a playful person!

Su Qi is really afraid that he will be played to death now!

So, for the next period of time, Su Qi really didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore, and honestly shrunk in the sofa, watching TV motionless.

"It's time to eat. ”

Lin Xianxue shouted.

Su Qi agreed weakly, came to the kitchen, and looked at the meal in front of him, three dishes and one soup, and the staple food was steamed buns, which was quite hearty.

Picking up a piece of steamed buns, Su Qi took a bite with tears, the heavens are spiritual, don't make any more moths!

Just after Su Qinian finished talking, the next moment, he suddenly rolled his eyes, covered his neck and couldn't speak!

Lin Xianxue was stunned, "What's the matter? I can't eat steamed buns and I'm stuck, right?"

"Mmmmmm

Su Qi couldn't speak, so he could only nod wildly, and Lin Xianxue also said anxiously: "You wait, I'll help you get it out!"

Lin Xianxue used her internal force to slap Su Qi directly on the back, Su Qi coughed and didn't spit it out!

"So deep?"

Lin Xianxue was also a little dumbfounded, Su Qizi blushed, took out his mobile phone with difficulty, pointed at it, and said word by word: "Help...... Protect...... Car ......"

(To be continued.) )