Chapter 56: The school flower is out of the question
"Then let's compare physics problems, how about it? The people in your class can find any questions, and you and I will solve them together! If I get the answers more correct and win you, I will teach your class, and you can't have any more opinions. If I'm not as good as you, how about I leave without saying a word?"
"Okay!" Zhang Wen shouted angrily, and walked onto the podium confidently.
Below, the students also took the materials and looked for physics questions.
Soon, the students came to the stage one by one and showed Xu Promise and Zhang Wen those difficult physics problems.
So, the whole class was busy, the students in the class were responsible for finding questions, and Xu Xu and Zhang Wen on the stage were responsible for answering the questions, and after answering, the students compared the answers, and even some questions had no answers, and the students could only ask Zhuang Mengdie for help.
Then take Zhuang Mengdie's answer as the standard, and erase and rewrite it after the blackboard is full.
After a busy time, both Xu Promise and Zhang Wen were tired.
However, after one problem after another, the two were always right, so the score was always 1-1.
On the podium, Promise glared at Zhang Wen, Zhang Wen stared at Promise, and the strong smell of gunpowder filled the classroom.
Xu Promise sighed secretly in his heart, he actually miscalculated!
Unexpectedly, this chapter is too strong. Before, he could easily abuse Cheng Peng on the podium, but when he came to Zhang Wen, it didn't work.
The promise is really out of luck, you can't beat Zhang Wen, right?
Wouldn't that be barbaric!
The classmates are all in a rut, both of them are so strong, according to this rhythm, even if it is compared to the end of school, I am afraid that there is no winner.
At this time, I don't know who mentioned it.
"School flower, no matter how loud the two of them are, they are also the second in the school, but you are the first in the school, otherwise you can say a few words. ”
Suddenly, everyone's eyes looked towards Zhuang Mengdie.
Zhuang Mengdie frowned slightly, obviously not liking to show up in this situation.
Everyone persuaded again: "You just have an opinion, you can't stay here all the time!"
"It's just that the two of them have nothing to say about your opinion. ”
"Okay. Zhuang Mengdie nodded reluctantly.
She thought for a moment.
Everyone looked at Zhuang Mengdie expectantly.
Xu Yu and Zhang Wen also waited patiently and asked Zhuang Mengdie to give their opinions, but they both had no opinions.
Looking at Zhuang Mengdie, Zhang Wen no longer had arrogance on his face, and his eyes instantly became gentle like a little sheep.
Zhuang Mengdie seemed to have thought about it and stood up.
All the students adjusted their sitting postures.
"Otherwise, I'll come up with another question for Xu Promise and Zhang Wen, if either of them can do it, it will win. Zhuang Mengdie said.
"Okay!" everyone shouted excitedly.
What will be the problem of the school flower?
Can you stump Xu Promise and Zhang Wen, the two crazy people who do questions?
Zhuang Mengdie looked at the two people on the stage again and said: "You have done a lot of physics problems, even if you compare them again, I am afraid that you will not be able to produce results, so this question I came up with has nothing to do with the knowledge in the textbook, do you two agree? If you don't agree, I won't say it!"
Everyone nodded one after another, who would dare to disagree with the words of the school flower!
Zhuang Mengdie said that it was not knowledge in textbooks, and everyone was curious, so what question would she have?
Xu nodded and said he had no opinion.
Zhang Wen also nodded again and again, Zhuang Mengdie is the person he has been in love for three years, how could he say no to Zhuang Mengdie.
"What's the question?" asked a classmate impatiently.
Zhuang Mengdie said unhurriedly: "I think that if you want to become a teacher, you must not only master this knowledge, but also have other skills, such as humor, a humorous teacher can improve everyone's interest in learning and make a lesson more vivid and ......."
Zhuang Mengdie said a long list, but the classmates were a little dizzy when they heard it.
School flower, you've been talking about it for so long, what is the topic you're talking about?
"School flower, what is your topic?"
"Humor, huh?"
Everyone's curiosity was hung up by the school flower, and they showed their eyes that couldn't wait.
"My topic is ......"
"What is it?"
The students' eyes widened, and the classroom seemed to be quiet as if pins had fallen.
"I'm sorry, I forgot to say that. Zhuang Mengdie said apologetically.
Suddenly, the classmates lamented, the school girl, you have a very high level of appetite.
Zhuang Mengdie looked at Xu Promise and Zhang Wen again, and said: "If this question is fulfilled by Promise, then Zhang Wen, promise to become the physics teacher of our class, you are not allowed to have any more opinions, and you are not allowed to target him again, can you do it?"
Zhang Wen nodded heavily.
Zhuang Mengdie glanced at the students again and said, "I also hope that the students can respect the promise and not make trouble in class, do you agree?"
"Agreed, agreed!"
There is a voice of approval, and if anyone disagrees at this time, they will probably be killed.
Zhuang Mengdie looked at Xu Promise again and said, "Promise, if you lose, or if you and Zhang Wen don't make it, then you have to leave our class, okay?"
Promise to raise eyebrows, why is it so unfair to me, and I will leave if there is a tie?
School flower, we're people who have shared the same bed, why are you so harsh on me?
Shouldn't you turn your face towards me?
Since everyone had no opinions, Zhuang Mengdie spoke: "There are still ten minutes before the end of class, so everyone has five minutes to answer the questions." And my title is ......"
It's the most worrying moment again!
The students even held their breath.
One by one, they looked at Zhuang Mengdie intently.
Zhuang Mengdie's face was like frost, her eyes flashed with a cold breath, and she said coldly: "During the answering time, whoever makes me laugh will win!"
"Huh?"
In an instant, the students in the class only felt as if countless heavenly thunderbolts had struck the classroom, booming, and every cell in the body seemed to shake.
The whole class was dumbfounded, and their eyes were like copper bells, and they were extremely shocked!
What kind of title is this?
Will the school girl laugh?
Damn, the school girl's brain hole is too big!
But gradually, everyone also found this question particularly interesting, it was a cold school flower, and it was so difficult to make her laugh!
After so many years in the same class, have you ever smiled when you see the cold school girl?
If you laugh, can you still call it a cold school flower?
But it was the two people on the stage who wanted to make the cold school girl laugh, not them. The students in the audience looked lively and looked at the pair of brothers on the stage sympathetically.
Zhuang Mengdie was expressionless, looked at Zhang Wen and said, "Zhang Wen, you start first!"
"Ahh
Zhang Wen was suddenly at a loss, cold sweat instantly frightened, with an anxious look on his face, he never thought that Zhuang Mengdie would come up with such a question, is this a question?
But just now I agreed!
Zhang Wen's mind was spinning quickly, but this classmate who scored 700 points in the second model test was about to cry when he was embarrassed.
He felt like his brain was about to turn into a mess.
"You have four minutes left. Zhuang Mengdie said coldly, as if there was no expression in her voice.
"Ah, Zhuang Mengdie, let me tell you a joke. The sweat on Zhang Wen's palms came out.
Zhuang Mengdie didn't speak, just looked at Zhang Wen quietly, waiting for him to tell a joke.
"That...... I have had a ...... since I was a child What's the matter," Zhang Wen's mouth was unsettling, and the whole person was almost extremely nervous.
Seeing Zhang Wen at a loss, the classmates also laughed.
After a while, Zhang Wen's joke was over.
In the classroom, layers of goosebumps fell.
Did the cold school girl smile?
Naturally not!
A classmate rubbed his arms and said, "Class leader, why is your joke so cold?"
In the classroom, it was as if a cold wind was blowing.
A classmate reminded: "Class leader, you only have the last minute left!"
"A minute?"
Zhang Wen's pupils shrank sharply, and the whole person almost jumped up in a hurry, he wanted to think about it, but he didn't know how to make the school girl laugh at all.
Finally, the time is over.
Zhang Wen's face turned red, extremely depressed, and depressed.
Zhuang Mengdie looked at the promise with a frosty face again, and said, "It's your turn, promise!"
Zhang Wen glared at Xu Promise fiercely, I failed miserably on this question, and you are also a fiasco, just wait.
He didn't believe that he could make Zhuang Mengdie laugh!
The classmates are also all watching the play, waiting to see the promised jokes.
Because they know too much about the cold school flower, Zhuang Mengdie is really a very serious person, facing her, let alone making her laugh, her eyes can freeze you into ice cubes first.
Xu Xu smiled first, scratched his head, and gave Zhuang Mengdie a look, as if to say, school flower, the relationship between the two of us, we have to give a smile on face.
However, at this time, Zhuang Mengdie and Zhuang Mengdie in the hotel were like two people.
On the podium, Xu Promise also felt the slightest coolness around him, and he had to say that Zhuang Mengdie's aura was too strong.
He said to Zhuang Mengdie with some embarrassment: "Laugh." ”
The students immediately raised their eyebrows, how did this sound a little flirtatious?
Dare to flirt with the school girl?
Many male classmates' eyes were hostile again, and then looked at Zhuang Mengdie's unchanged expression, and they were secretly proud in their hearts, they still wanted to make Zhuang Mengdie laugh at this level, let's dream!
Do you think it's better to do physics problems?
There is a trace of cold sweat behind the promise, Zhuang Mengdie, play really?
Time passes by second.
The promise is even more embarrassing, haven't you laughed before? Why are you so serious now?
"Why don't I sing you a song?"
Zhuang Mengdie seemed to have become an expressionless robot, and her expression did not change at all.
Promise to grit my teeth and smile for the sake of Bo Xuehua, I will let it go!
So, Xu promised to sing: "I have a little donkey, I never ride, one day I rode to the market on a whim, I held a small leather whip in my hand, I was very proud, I don't know how to make a noise, fell into the mud ......"
The classmates were stunned, this is too hard, but some classmates laughed, a high school student sang a nursery rhyme to the school flower?
This picture is really funny!
The promise to sing is more and more frightened, and a vigorous Chaozhuang Dream Butterfly makes his eyes, you can laugh at the school flower, the time is almost up, if you don't laugh again, I should cry!
Xu Yu gritted his teeth, fought hard, and continued to sing "I have a little donkey" in his mouth, and then the action also followed, while doing the action of riding a donkey, he also waved a small leather whip in his hand, his expression was very funny, and the action was also very exaggerated, and the students were all happy.
"Poof!"
At this time, everyone saw that suddenly, Zhuang Mengdie couldn't hold back, and a bright smile appeared on her face!
Moreover, it was not a short-lived smile, Zhuang Mengdie even laughed out loud, laughing all the time, and the whole classroom seemed to have only Zhuang Mengdie's silver bell-like laughter echoing.
Those male classmates were all stupid, such a smile, the beauty seemed to pause time and space, and everyone was stunned.
That picture is really unforgettable!
Laughing at the city, and then laughing at the country, that's probably it. ()
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