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Chapter 001: The Brain-Dead Grandson [Page 1/1]

Chapter 001: Under the moonlight of the brain-dead grandson, in a two-story brick house, there is a constant sound of rushing water, which evokes people's endless reverie.

That's right, the second aunt Wang, a well-known glamorous woman in the village, has started to take a bath again!

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"Little rabbit, you are here, so I can find it. Come home with me. I saw an extremely obscene old man raise his eyebrows, staring at a black figure not far away and whispering.

"Shhhh

"Oh, what's the good stuff? let me see." The old man quickly put away the dry smoke gun he was carrying. He took Wei Xiaobao aside and quickly put his head on the windowsill.

"What's the good stuff? What do I think... Wow, it's so big, it's white, Xiaobao has a good eye. The old man kept praising him.

"That's, don't look at who I am!" Wei Xiaobao looked proud, but seemed to think of something, and immediately ran back to the windowsill and stood on tiptoe to look.

"Grandpa, where did she take off?"

"Grandpa..."

"Hey, the sky was full of stars just now, why did it rain in a blink of an eye? Damn, grandpa, you're obscene again. Wei Xiaobao looked at his perverted grandfather speechlessly and said. Originally, Wei Xiaobao thought it was raining, but he didn't expect it to be the saliva left by the corner of his grandfather's mouth.

"Cut, what's the obscenity? This is called a man's normal reaction, okay! It's not big or small, hurry up and go back to practice for you." ”

"Go back to practice for you! Didn't you say I'll go back with you? Then your old man means that you won't go back now?" Wei Xiaobao said angrily.

"Go back to fart, I still have business to do!" the old man said and ignored Xiaobao anymore, looked at it with relish, and measured the size of something with his hand from time to time.

Wei Xiaobao's eyes suddenly darkened, and he almost fell to the ground.

The hardest thing in life is that the calf finally finds some grass (of course, I don't care if the grass is tender or not, the old is not old) and it is all eaten by the old cow!

Wei Xiaobao turned around dejectedly and was about to leave, but at this time, when he saw his grandfather who was becoming more and more excited, he couldn't help but have a plan.

I saw Wei Xiaobao walking up to his grandfather with a smile, looking like a villain.

"Hey, I said old man, what if I don't want to practice tonight?" Wei Xiaobao was quite proud at this time, the reason was very simple, who told some people to have a handle in his hands!

"Hey, rabbit cub, don't you want to live, you don't want to practice, you want to be beautiful!" Old man Wei didn't even look at Wei Xiaobao, and said horizontally.

"Good, good, good. Wei Xiaobao said three good words in succession, but he was not angry, anyway, this was also what he expected.

"Second Aunt Wang, my grandfather peeked at you taking a bath!"

"Bang Dang"

I only heard the basin hitting the floor, oh no, it should be the sound of the basin hitting the face.

"Wei Laosan, you old **. peeked at the old lady taking a bath, and saw that the old lady didn't kill you. A furious voice was heard, followed by another basin of bathwater splashing down. Before the poor old man could react, his face, which had been smashed into a pig's head, was hit again, and suddenly a live soup chicken stood in front of Wei Xiaobao.

"Alright, little bunny, don't come back tonight. The old man said as if he didn't care about the pain on his body, but muttered to himself: "What a great pair of breasts, it's a pity, it's a pity." As he spoke, he glanced at Wei Xiaobao, who was still smiling and bending over beside him, and walked straight away.

"Bad dish". Wei Xiaobao was furious at the bottom of his heart when his grandfather saw him like this, and he couldn't help but secretly say something wrong.

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"One thousand and one, one thousand and two, one thousand and three..."

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"Grandpa, you want to murder, you've done thousands of push-ups! You're not tired, I'm still tired. Wei Xiaobao looked at his grandfather who was sitting opposite with Erlang's legs crossed with big watery eyes and said.

"Hmph, don't look at me with your innocent eyes, I won't fall for you. I think back then, your uncompetitive dad looked at me with such innocent eyes. I fell for his thief, and actually agreed to his marriage to your American mother. Fortunately, except for the blue eyes, the other hybrid species are similar to the domestic ones. Wei Laosan looked very angry, smoking a dry cigarette and chattering endlessly.

Wei Xiaobao's eyelids rolled, what is this called, a hybrid species?!

"Ah, grandpa, I can't do it anymore, I'm dying. Wei Xiaobao suddenly screamed, and then fell to the ground fiercely. Foaming at the mouth.

"Damn, let's do this trick again! Sue you, I originally had a beauty here waiting for you to do, but now it seems that you have no chance. Wei Laosan looked at Wei Xiaobao on the ground with disdain and said.

"Okay, okay, okay, even if you're ruthless, I can't fool you. Wei Xiaobao rolled over and got up. He ran to Wei Laosan and said with a hippie smile: "What kind of beauty? First of all, I won't take the task that there are no beautiful women on the way!"

"Okay, who doesn't know your virtue, besides, I'll take on the kind of task that no beauty has to do for you?" Wei Laosan said disdainfully.

Joke, how can there be an old wolf who doesn't know the habits of the little wolf!

"Hey, all the information about this mission is in it, you can see for yourself. Old man Wei lifted the robe on his body layer by layer, pulled out an envelope, and handed it to Wei Xiaobao.

Looking at the alternating expression on Wei Xiaobao's face, Wei Laosan smiled obscenely: "How do you feel, grandpa didn't treat you badly, right?"

Wei Xiaobao was silent for a while, and said secretly in his heart: "The old man is too insidious, pure revenge." This is good, this mission will have to go out for several years, and when she comes back, Aunt Wang will already be old and thin!"

As if seeing through Wei Xiaobao's thoughts, Wei Laosan said with a smile: "Okay, you can go out with confidence this time, as for what I have to say, I will definitely take a picture with my mobile phone and keep it for you to see." ”

"Really! Wei Xiaobao was afraid that the old man would regret it, so he immediately agreed.

"Hurry up and go to sleep, and we'll leave tomorrow. After Wei Laosan finished speaking, he walked straight to his room, leaving Wei Xiaobao to sit on the ground and fantasize. "Oh, by the way, don't forget to bring me a few new works by Teacher Cang when you go to the big city. Wei Laosan suddenly stopped, turned around and said sternly.

"I'm going to ......" Wei Xiaobao's eyes were speechless for a while, and he just wanted to hit the wall.

In fact, for a professional killer, Wei Xiaobao is used to being alone, he is a well-known "afterimage" in the killer world for a long time, and of course he is also a well-known ** in the village.

But what made him a little unhappy this time was that his grandfather asked him to go to SH to be a bodyguard, how can the job of being a bodyguard be as refreshing as being a killer. The worst thing is to stay in a big city like SH for four years, four years! What a long time, it only takes this time for a boy to become a male **.

At this moment, Wei Xiaobao was lying on the bed with his ass thinking about his future life as a bodyguard. "Damn, employer, you'd better give me a better look, otherwise, my brother will kill you first. It's a big deal to go back to the mountains and marry the second girl at the head of the village, and live comfortably for the rest of your life. ”