When the chopsticks touched the black braised pork ribs, Lu Jing refused, and looked at Zi Youxue with a sad face.

That's it!

My wife's cooking, no matter how unpalatable it is, I can endure it...

So, Lu Jing, who held the belief of death, ate the braised pork ribs, and after swallowing it, his stomach turned over the river and the sea, but fortunately he couldn't help but spit it out. And with a pompous expression a thumbs up ...

"It's delicious! Dabao, you can taste it too!"

Dabao: "???"

The baby believes in you, the master is definitely lying to himself, but when he saw Lu Jing's eyes, he also held the children's chopsticks tremblingly, and grabbed a piece of braised pork ribs, chewed it slowly, and swallowed it slowly...

"Crying, the food cooked by the master is so delicious!" Dabao muttered, and then stretched out his little thumb to praise! Lu Jing nodded with satisfaction, Dabao is a good boy...

For most people, eating is a happy thing, but if you eat something unpalatable, eating is a nightmare. Especially those who are kept in the dark...

"Is it really delicious? I'll taste it too!" Yuzu picked up a piece of black vegetable in anticipation, and after looking at it for a long time, she realized that it was a tomato, and this dish turned out to be a tomato scrambled egg?

Oh my God!

Even if tomatoes are black, how can eggs be black?

Ahh

Yuzu gulped it down and...

Then he spit it out, picked up the farmer on the table and drank it with three fists, pointing at Lu Jing and Dabao...

"You lie, the rice made by Ma Ma is too salty!" After Yuzu finished speaking, she consciously walked to Zhao Xin'er's side to eat compressed biscuits together...

It's not something to eat at all...

Lu Jing: "..."

Sure enough, her daughter is still a sincere person, Zi Youxue was immediately unhappy when she heard it, and looked at Lu Jing and Dabao suspiciously. Then I picked up a black egg with my chopsticks and ate it...

Bah!

"Salty to death! It seems that I don't have the talent to cook, so you should cook after Lu Jing. Zi Youxue took a sip of the farmer's three punches and said elegantly...

Lu Jing: "..."

I knew that it must be me who was unlucky, so I sighed and walked into the kitchen, because Dabao and Yuzu had to go to class at two o'clock in the afternoon, and they had to take a nap for half an hour after eating, so there was not much time for him...

Whoa...

The meat dish was too late to copy, Lu Jing took out four eggs from the refrigerator at random, put it in the oil to heat it with a stinging sound, quickly threw in the green onions, put some salt on the eggs and put them in the pot while stirring...

After the golden egg touched the oil pan, the fragrance came instantly, and a completely round egg cake was completed!

Five dishes, more than 20 zongzi were served on the table...

"Okay, don't eat compressed biscuits, eat, otherwise your body won't grow tall!" Lu Jing said with a smile, Zhao Xin'er and Yuzu squatted on the ground and ate compressed biscuits and watched cartoons, looking so pitiful...

"Is it the rice made by Baba?" said Yuzu Milk milkily...

Zi Youxue: "..."

Pierced in the heart, when I saw that my masterpiece dog didn't eat it, Zi Youxue's heart was about to pierce through...

"Dad made it!" Lu Jing thoughtfully tore off the leaves of the zongzi and put them on the plate, so that it would be more convenient for Dabao and Yuzu to eat...

At a table, seven people finally ate a meal that everyone ates, especially Dabao burst into tears, or the food cooked by the master is delicious...

In the room...

"Lu Jing, I..." Zi Youxue felt a little guilty, she just wanted to help Lu Jing reduce her burden, but she didn't expect it to be self-defeating! In order to learn to cook, she deliberately watched on TV for several days, but it still didn't work...

Lu Jing patted Zi Youxue's buttocks and smiled...

Syllable!

"Don't be in a hurry to learn slowly. After Lu Jing finished speaking, he touched it...

It feels good...

Zi Youxue's little face was flushed, and her little fist gently hammered Lu Jing's chest...

"Then if I don't know how to do housework, can't cook, can't mop the floor, will you still love me?"

Lu Jing was stunned...

"Of course it will!"

"Well, then you can do these things later, anyway, you love me drip~"

Lu Jing: "..."

fell into his wife's trap in his feelings, and Lu Jingse pounced directly on Zi Youxue with squinting eyes...

…

In a small alley in the center of HN, the interior of a foot bath shop with a brand name Jiaojiao Foot Bath...

Pilson was lying on the bed with a face full of enjoyment, there was a woman on the bed who trapped herself with a rope, and then rotated 360 degrees, Pilson was so cool that it exploded a few minutes later and suddenly shot out...

It's been two days and one night, Pilsen is addicted to the foot bath shop and can't extricate himself! There are many postures that the foot bath girl will play with, 69,96, and the big turntable of Hips, known as the king of killers, Pilson, who is known as the king of killers, is killing people in addition to killing, and this year at the age of twenty-six is the first time to feel the pleasure of a woman...

"Assassinate a hammer and talk about it in the evening!"

"Boss, change again!"

When night fell, Pilson staggered out with a prostration and staggered out with a guitar case, looking at the small alley where the lights were bright and the fingers were missing, Pilson licked his lips...

When he kills Lu Jing, he will have a good time...

Yuzu Island...

Pilsen quietly lurked in and hid in a big tree, picked up the guitar case, took out the sniper rifle inside, and aimed it at the road.

In the yard...

Sitting on the chair and watching the children play at home, Lu Jing squinted his eyes, and Xiao Hei got up lazily and left the yard...

"Die!" Pilson said with a smirk, the sniper rifle has been aimed at Lu Jing, and the next second he can pull the trigger and directly kill Lu Jing with a headshot...

"Woohoo!"

Just as he was about to pull the trigger, a dog barked and Pilsen fell straight down...

"Shet!"

Pilsen looked at Xiao Hei and pulled out the dagger on his ankle, he wondered in his heart, this year a pig can climb a tree, but he didn't expect a dog to climb a tree!

"Woohoo!"

Royal Translator: "Erbi, who are you?"

Xiao Hei looked at Pilsen with a classic husky disdain expression, Dagger, Ben Wang stands here and tells you to stab, stab Ben Wang to death, count me as losing!

Poke! I poke! I'll poke again!

"Monsters!"

Pilson looked at the dagger that had been bent and shouted loudly, he stabbed Xiao Hei more than a dozen times, Xiao Hei was fine, the knife was bent...

This dagger is made of fine iron, is this dog impregnable?

"Monster, big brother, it's a monster!"

In the dark night, Pilsen saw a figure, and Lu Jing was very different...

"Who's a monster?"

"Woohoo!"

Royal Translator: "This kid is really Erbi, don't you see my master coming?"

"It!" Pilson pointed at Blackie, then looked up, dumbfounded...

This...

Isn't this the one he wants to assassinate?

(End of chapter)