Hey?

It's like - it's okay!

This anti-wolf fog is fake!

Chen Xu was surprised, stretched out his hand and touched his mouth and nose, wet water droplets stained his palm, but that's all. The rest is useless.

What is this?

When I looked up, my eyes were blindfolded.

"Hehe, are you surprised, are you not surprised?" On the other side, Zhou Zifanju smiled proudly: "You are still about to cry with joy, then it will be complete!"

I'll go.

Why did this girl learn badly?

must have been following Jin Yan for a long time and became cheeky.

So Chen Xu was heartbroken: "Zizi, you were actually taken by Jin Yan?"

Zhou Zifan avoided answering, but gloated and pretended to care: "How about it, you weren't scared out of a heart attack, right?"

"Ahaha, what stupid thing to say, you, of course it's impossible. ”

Chen Xu immediately got up majestically, and in the process of getting up, he saw Zhou Zifan's smiling eyes shining like flowers, and his heart moved, this girl was very happy

At this moment, if I don't follow her mood, I will miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. That's my stupidity.

Thinking of this, this slut turned his face up, raised his neck, and glared: "Zizi, you hurt my heart too much!"

"Oh?"

Zhou Zifan's eyes moved, and his eyes were really more energetic.

She said, "You did it to yourself, you deserve it!"

Then look forward to Chen Xu's reaction.

Chen Xu's reaction was-

"Not true. ”

"Your logic is very wrong. ”

He raised his fists, his knuckles were clenched, and he made angry eyes: "Okay, obviously you are a wicked person, but now you are beating me up, I, I want to take revenge." ”

"Thinking that if Jin Yan is not here, you can bully me?"

Zhou Zifan immediately stretched out his palm and grabbed a porcelain bowl containing soup, and the whole person was eager to try.

She hooked her fingers: "You come here, come here, come here." ”

"Think beautifully!"

"You're trying to fool me again, aren't you, I'm not stupid. Chen Xu stood there, roaring angrily.

"Huh, you've become smarter, coar. ”

Zhou Zifan was full of interest.

Continue to hook the finger: "Come here, come here, I'll give you duck soup to eat, this is a peerless delicacy that exists in the sky and does not exist on the earth." ”

"Come less. ”

Chen Xu waved his hand, turned around and left, and when he walked to the door, he found a stool and sat down, resting the tip of his elbow on his knees, and raising his chin at a forty-five-degree angle, making a melancholy gesture - he wanted to think, and it took a long time to think.

"What, you want to play the thinker?"

Zhou Zifan waved his hand and disdainfully: "Please, Rodin's thinker style has long been rotten on the street, don't you know? ”

It's a fart, it's a fart!

Chen Xu got up helplessly, with a look of resentment.

"You're a bad woman. ”

"Cut!"

"You're bad!"

Zhou Zifan shook his head and smiled, pointed to the chair, and said, "Come here, drink your soup well, I won't tease you." ”

So Chen Xu immediately walked over, salivating and smiling: "Zizi ......"

"Stop!"

Zhou Zifan immediately stretched out a finger and said angrily: "Tell you, the name Zizi, you are not allowed to call it again, it's not that I'm stingy, but because you call it so obscenely, I get goosebumps and panic." ”

"So, either you call me by my full name, or you can call me hey, but in short, don't call me Zizizi, let me cry for a while. ”

"Okay, then I'll do my best. ”

Chen Xu said slowly: "Next time, I will definitely call you Zizi." ”

"You?"

Zhou Zifan glared angrily.

Chen Xu looked at the past speechlessly and sighed: "Hey, I want to learn to drive tomorrow." ”

"Whatever you want. ”

"However, I had never touched a car, and I was nervous. ”

"Out of breath. ”

"So, come with me to-morrow, I think I'll be a little bolder. ”

"Accompanying you?"

"Yes. ”

"This can be had, but I can't ...... it until I'm on vacation" "No, Zizi, don't be deceived by this little thief, he's cowardly? Little fart! He just wants to trick you into being alone with him, and then when it's time to eat, he'll call you to have a meal, go shopping, buy a small gift or something, and you can't refuse, right? And then the whole process will come down, maybe he will be able to take your hand and put your arm around your waist." Zizi, you stupid woman, I just left to eat a roadside stall, you were almost tricked, what do you want me to say about you!"

The door opened, and Jin Yan walked in, exposing Chen Xu's fancy intestines one by one as she walked. In the end, she stood in front of Chen Xu and said, "Otherwise, you invite me to play with you, I will carry the whole process for Zizi." ”

Chen Xu was speechless.

The two looked at each other, one stared at the other, and in the end, Chen Xu was defeated, and his closing remarks were: "Are you married?"

Jin Yan's closing words were: "Not yet, but it won't be you!"

A one-on-one contest was about to achieve significant results at the critical moment, and due to the participation of a third party, it was defeated by Waterloo. Chen Xu naturally didn't have a good mood, picked up the soup bowl, and dried it in one bite, which was barely enough to fill his stomach.

After that, Chen Xu picked up a pack of cigarettes and went out to smoke as if nothing happened.

He crouched on the edge of the lawn, smoking a cigarette. At this time, he answered his dissatisfaction with Jin Yan very decisively - what are you thinking?

- I'm thinking about how to make Jin Yan angry and scratch the wall!

It's best to be so angry that she runs away in anger.

For this, Chen Xu's thinking began. He smoked a small cigarette, designed and studied it very carefully, and then methodically eliminated them one by one. If he doesn't move, he will only move, and if he moves, he will cross the Yangtze River with a million troops and achieve a victory in the wind and clouds. He wants to make Jin Yan collapse at the touch of a button.

Jin Yan, you will see a man who has returned as a king. Hurry up and pray, and he will smile at you with a pleasant face, and then, with a look of pity, he will watch you three corpses burst into a frenzy.

For this, Chen Xu waited quietly, he had already chosen the strategy, but the timing was not right.

It will take a little longer.

Finally, when it was past ten o'clock in the evening, well, the small universe had moved, and it was finally suitable.

If it's right, let's go, sooner rather than later, now!

Holding back his strength, Chen Xu acted immediately, and returned to the rental house on the fifth floor in an awkward posture.

At this moment, the two daughters are not asleep, and there is a bowl of duck soup in front of them, and they are comfortably watching the soap opera. Regarding Chen Xu's return, Zhou Zifan's gaze was gentle, and his five fingers were raised, and he grabbed it, which was regarded as a greeting.

Jin Yan was grinning, "Hey, I'll tell you something." ”

"Well, I'm going to talk to you about something. Chen Xu replied with a smile.

"Oh, let's talk about it first. Jin Yan raised her eyes in surprise: "What's the matter?"

Chen Xu smiled, walked straight to Jin Yan, and said with a very emotional look: "We are destined to cross the same boat, not to mention that we are sharing a house." So I thought, I should give it to you too, some gifts. ”

Jin Yan was disdainful, sneered, and said, "If you have something to say, don't talk crookedly here to please the good guy!"

"Yes, why not, this gift, I've been working hard for a long time!"

As he spoke, Chen Xu grabbed behind him and grabbed a breath that had been brewing for a long time...... Stretched out in front of Jin Yan's nose.

"You've got to take it. ”

"What?"

Jin Yan looked at Chen Xu's fist-clenched hand and saw the five fingers spread out. Immediately, a fart smell burst out and rushed into Jin Yan's nose at hand.

Chen Xu immediately stepped back and laughed: "My gift is, give you a fart!"

……

As soon as this action came out, Jin Yan was suddenly disgusted to the extreme, and she was almost smoked to death, she screamed, and violently ran away, her hair was scattered, and she ran wildly after Chen Xu.

But she obviously underestimated Chen Xu's running ability.

Chen Xu immediately ran downstairs with a smoke, and shouted aggrievedly as he ran, "Yanzi, you suffered a little loss, just chase after it, this is not right, when you beat me, did you see me resisting? I am all kneaded with you, okay, don't be so stingy!"

"Bastard, stop me!"

"I'm going to kill you!"

"I just want to be stingy, you can control it!" Jin Yan was short of breath, her breath was extremely corrupt, and she chased Chen Xu until she reached the Yellow River.

It's a pity that her physical strength is limited after all, and it didn't take long for her to stand on the street and stare dryly. I'm so angry!

Chen Xu got rid of it relatively easily, and when he looked back, there was no figure, very good, and he was congratulated on completing the scheduled task.

He slowly crossed back. Then I regretted to find that Jin Yan and Zhou Zifan's Guan Yi were really iron, and after eating such a big fart, they didn't move away, which was annoying and hateful.

The matter ...... We need to think about it in the long run!

Chen Xu stood downstairs, staring at the house with the lights off, silently brewing, what will be the next plan?

……