Chapter 9 Eight Hundred Wounded Enemies and One Thousand Losses Suffered by Themselves?

From the moment he knew that he had a chance to leave this mental hospital completely, Liangqiu almost never left the ball in his hand, and he had to take it when he ate and went to the toilet.

After a whole day and 24 hours of information bathing, Liangqiu finally found a breakthrough.

"I hope this method will be useful in the end, if it doesn't work, you may not be able to get out of this mental hospital for the rest of your life. Liangqiu put down the light stream ball and looked in the mirror, and the two dark circles under his eyes turned himself into a panda. He collapsed on the bed, closed his eyes, and soon fell asleep. This night, he slept for 12 hours, and when he woke up it was dark. The nurse brought several waves of food.

The intention of urine forced him out of the dream of eating his grandfather's barbecued pork rice, and when he woke up, he looked at the food on the table, ready to solve his personal problems first.

After quickly releasing the water, Liangqiu began to think about specific methods and strategies for proof, and at the same time gobbled it up to replenish his strength. "Well, what is this, it's not bad! This is not bad, well, this soup is not bad......" Liangqiu quickly ate and moved to the window with a stomach.

"Since no one succeeds in proving that he is not mentally ill, then do the opposite! Is a psychopath who can prove that he is mentally ill considered mentally ill? Hehe!" Liangqiu hiccuped and laughed wickedly.

After sorting out his thoughts, Liangqiu quickly informed Shawshank. Shawshank was surprised that Liangqiu had really come to prove that he was not mentally ill. However, since the dean gave him a chance, he couldn't break his promise, after all, looking at the entire planet, there really wasn't a crazy psychopath who could successfully prove that he wasn't mentally ill.

In a conference room, the doctors who usually sit on the stage are sitting below today, and on the stage, it is a good autumn full of confidence.

"Thank you for being here today to hear my self-testimony that I am not mentally ill. Without further ado, I'll start now. Liangqiu held up the Guangxi ball and opened a group of picture records and texts. He swiped as he explained.

In the audience, everyone is not optimistic about him, he is notoriously mentally abnormal in the hospital, he usually talks crazy, sleeps for a long time at every turn, and wakes up with a new crazy talk. Today he proves that he is not mentally ill, and no one will believe that he can succeed.

Shawshank was a little curious about him, although he had been his attending physician for more than 500 years, but there was indeed something different about him in the past few days, and that feeling, like, he seemed to be a lot more alive.

"Guys, I looked through all the crazy things I used to talk about, and most of the reason why you judged me to be mentally ill came from this. But ......" Liangqiu smiled slightly, not to be noticed.

"But what? Tell me quickly, we still have something to do!" someone in the audience was already starting to get impatient.

For example, 468 years ago, when I woke up one day, I grabbed his arm and told him to hurry to the bronze door, to find the stuffy oil bottle, and someone wanted to blow it up. You have searched all the materials and ancient books, but you have not found any bronze doors, so I judge that I am still delirious and need to be observed. Liangqiu pointed to the words on the Guangxi ball and said.

Audience: "This is already a fact, there is no bronze door in our world, you are not nervous nonsense, then what is it?"

"Yes, but what do you mean by the phrase "go find the stuffy oil bottle?"

"What do you understand, the stuffy oil bottle, as the name suggests, is just a kind of bottle, at most a little special, this doesn't prove that you are not mentally ill!"

"Oh, what if I say, this stuffy oil bottle is not a bottle?"

"Just kidding, since it's called a stuffy oil bottle, it can only belong to the bottle category!" "Yes, although we don't have this kind of bottle in the world, but you can tell me, what is this stuffy oil bottle in crazy words?"

Liangqiu turned off the Guangxi Ball and said to the people below in a serious manner: "The stuffy oil bottle is a word to describe people, and in this sentence, it represents a person. and not the bottle by which you judge. ”

"What kind of person does the stuffy oil bottle describe?" asked Shawshank.

"That's a good question! A stuffy bottle is a person who doesn't usually speak at all! It's like a stuffy bottle. "Liangqiu feels eighty percent sure.

"Is this okay?" began to think about the doctors in the audience.

Without waiting for them to savor it, Liangqiu began to strike while the iron was hot.

"Guys, look at this example again! 344 years ago, I was shouting after a long sleep, "Draw diamonds, you can draw diamonds!" You also judged that I was still mentally ill because I couldn't find this diamond and how to make it. ”

"yes, what's going on?"

"What if I'm not talking about drawing diamonds, but about the reincarnation of filthy soil?" Liangqiu retyped four words on the Guangxi ball.

"This?" someone in the audience began to recall the moment.

"At that time, I still have a sentence after me, you forced me to use the ghoul wind well. The words you have written are not correct, and the original text should be, the ghouls are sealed. Liangqiu stretched out his finger and shook it.

"What kind of argument is that? In any case, none of your words or expressions exist in this realm. How do you prove that you are not mentally ill?" "Yes! Yes!" The audience began to be lively, Shawshank frowned, whether it was the reincarnation of filthy soil or the sealing of ghouls, he didn't know what it was, but in the dark, he always felt that there was something wrong with these two words.

"I've given so many examples to prove that I'm a psychopath, guys, I'm better than you are to prove that I'm a psycho. Liangqiu said with a smile.

"What's this madman talking about? He's proving himself mentally ill?" "Wait, no psychopath would do that, it's not that it makes sense. "According to the method of identifying mental illness, people who are obviously different from ordinary people's thinking, whose speech and actions are not understood by ordinary people, and who do not admit that they are mentally ill are mentally ill. ”

Liangqiu looked at the people in the audience and fell into contemplation, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: Come on, come on, born as a human being, thinking is inevitable, I have also seen your identification method, in my world, no real psychopath will admit that he is mentally ill, but think about it the other way, hehe, who is the person who can prove that he is mentally ill.

After listening to the opinions of several people with more seniority, Shawshank stood up and said to Liangqiu: "Because we have always only known that mental illness will never admit it and never prove that we are mentally ill, so your behavior of proving that you are a mentally ill is contrary to our mental illness identification method, after discussion, this is only a behavior that can be made by normal people, but, your words?"

Liangqiu is not stupid: I can go, I can really go! Fortunately, you judged that I was not mentally ill, and it was okay. I'm also wondering, the brother in front of me is also an earth traveler, but the strange thing is that these things he said are different from what I know, and no one will blow up the bronze gate, unless the third uncle has itchy hands again? Or is it another parallel world?

"I knew I could make it. Liangqiu said to Shawshank.

Shawshank walked up to him and said, "Since you are already free, you can leave the hospital at any time." However, until you find a serious job, the ward can temporarily lend you to live for a few days, and when you find a job, arrange your own accommodation. Good luck and good autumn. Shawshank patted Liangqiu on the shoulder, and he was busy with other things. Behind him, a nurse looked at him with strange eyes, and after a while, she handed him the belongings that Liangqiu had brought to the hospital at the beginning.

Liangqiu was finally free, and couldn't wait to take his things and trot to the evil ward. "Ahh

Although Liangqiu didn't like the shabby clothes, they were a hundred times stronger than the hospital gown, and they were quickly changed. He put the broken watch in his pocket and opened the diary, which only had some inexplicable words written on it, and it was intermittent: "Crossing the Parallel World, Highest Combat Power, Soul Amplification, True and False Monkey King, Parallel Experiment, Guinea Mouse, Regret, Weak, Luffy, Self-forked Fork, What the hell, you can't even remember all the names! Anyway, bring the time and place, big brother, are you improvising a record?" Hey, in the end, I only found out that you seem to be from the earth, I hope you can leave me some precious legacy, no matter how bad it is, I don't need any awesome martial arts and combat skills, and millions of fortunes will do! I glanced at it again, I don't believe it!"

Liangqiu began to turn forward from the last page, and sure enough, there was a doorway: "Oh, I'll go, you also have this habit? Let me see, Lady Liberty? I also have the Eiffel Tower! Excalibur? I am still a legend! We are human? Big brother, why do you still write English? Immortal? Big brother, you are also ...... I know, I know, it's human nature. ”

In front of the new clues, Liangqiu was completely blindfolded, and he could only close the diary again, no, it was an essay. He tried to think about the words together, but he couldn't think of any connection between them.

"Could it be that you still use the code code???" Liangqiu's head was big for a while, and a chill hit him.

"Forget it, at least I don't have to be trapped here, this essay will be analyzed later, maybe it's the hole left by the eldest brother, why should I fill it!" After sorting out his things, Liangqiu walked towards the gate of the hospital, this time he didn't hit the prohibition, but that last step, he still stepped out cautiously.

Ryoaki noticed that the guards at the door seemed to be royal, not ordinary ones, and that they not only had knives and guns, but also communication equipment.

Seeing Liangqiu pass through the protective film unharmed, the guards on both sides thought he was a staff member of the courtyard, and let Liangqiu leave without any inquiry or suspicion.

Liangqiu found the bubble airship that Shawshank said at the very edge, and he recognized it at a glance.

"Yo, yes, it feels like a soap bubble island, but it's a pity that it's just a few bubbles. "The hospital has its own delivery team, and whoever picks up and drops them off must deliver them to their destination unconditionally as long as they come out of the hospital.

"This ...... Ahem, boss, where are you going?" the driver of the bubble airship asked the only passenger, who was curious to wander around.

Liangqiu stopped and asked the driver with a smile: "Big brother, hehe, let me ask something, where is your talent market?"

Although the driver felt that Liangqiu was dressed very shabby, he did not dare to slack off, and replied politely: "It's in Holy Paradise Bay, where are you going to recruit workers?" The driver thought that he might be a trotter to help the psychiatric hospital recruit people.

Liangqiu grinned and said, "Recruitment?no, no, no, I just quit from this broken hospital and want to find a new job!" The driver almost let the airship take off after hearing a trembling hand: it turned out to be a poor man, what kind of character did he think it was, and it was also unlucky, forget it, just send him there.

"Well, sit tight, the wind has not been normal in the past few days, and I don't know how long it will last, but don't fall. The driver kindly reminded.

"Xingle, you can drive boldly and boldly!" Liangqiu grabbed the handle inside the airship and began to look at the layout of the city.

The airship flew very fast, the wind was very strange, and the driver had excellent skills, although there were two times when the boat was almost blown by the strange wind, and the driver pulled it back. A few minutes away from Sanctuary Bay.

"Boss, do you see the tallest tower, the hall on the first floor where the tower is located is the place where workers are recruited. I'll go back first. The driver hurried back after pointing the way.

Liangqiu didn't rush to the talent market, but first looked at the small stalls and vendors on both sides. To his amazement, the way people pay is also by scanning the code!

"Is this a traverser?" Ryoaki walked over briskly, observing carefully.

A woman is buying marshmallows with her child, and on the stall owner's table is a sign with a complex pattern, but it is not a QR code, but more like an electronic pattern on a circuit board. The woman used the watch to cross the lines, the lines and the watch glowed at the same time, the watch displayed the woman's balance in real time, and the vendor also had a watch, and remembered the voice broadcast: "Wang Qidan, 50 beast yuan has been credited, please pay attention to check." ”

Liangqiu's heart was no longer shocked, but an earthquake:, which traverser god is doing a good job (thing), you tell me that this is not plagiarism, I don't believe it!

Liangqiu didn't know why he felt a little kind, but he patted his face soberly: "What do you want? Hurry up and find a job, I don't know how to do anything, I don't know if it's to sell coolies or sell hue?"

Just as he was walking towards the talent market and thinking about what he would do later, a team of law enforcers drove a group of scantily clad men and women out of a hidden place, and the law enforcers loudly announced to the people watching the excitement nearby: "These people, ignoring the laws of this empire prohibiting the sale of silver and prostitution, both men and women, will be sent to Mine No. 77 to work as coolies for a year, as an example!"

Liangqiu was big for a while: I have a mother-in-law, it seems that there is no place to sell Hue, so I can only do coolies.

Liangqiu quickly found a place. The talent market is still crowded with the same people, and all kinds of shouts come and go. He looked left and right, and found that most of the requirements did not meet him at all, and he was amused and angry: Hey, this situation and this scene, how nostalgic, what a fart! If you can't find a job, you won't have a place to live, you won't have anything to eat, you won't be able to live, there will be no awesome adventures, no beautiful heroine, no almighty medicine elder, no convenient precepts, no ......

Thinking of this, Liangqiu was big again: Why is my life so hard, you don't have a normal person to do the work in the broken market? What is the recruitment of hunters, requirements, more than 50 years of experience, and those who hunt Baituo lions are preferred. I rub it, the white lion can be hunted by people? Didn't this thing Guangxi Ball say that you have to use a laser gun to sneak attack to have a 30% chance of hunting success? What royal lawn repairman, requirements, light work, fast hand speed, proficient in garden art, but also know how to point water attribute spells? What kind of ocean fishermen, including food and shelter, no dead ends to watch the magnificent waves of the Flounder, seafood feast to eat, demand, to protect the captain's life and property safety from the sea tribe, if it is violated, you have to pay liquidated damages, if you are not sincere, do not disturb! I go, you are asking for a bodyguard and don't want to pay a lot of money, there will be fools?

As soon as he finished complaining, two fools signed up for pelagic fishermen. Liangqiu silently stretched out his thumb in the back and gave it a thumbs up: Let's go, big guy!