"You're not in a hurry to go to the bathroom. Brush your teeth, wash your face, and eat breakfast? Go! I'm not in a hurry. ”

Li Xiangyun smiled very firmly at this time.

Chen Yang walked back and said with a serious face, "Sister Xiangyun's business is my business." I had to get rid of them before I had the heart to go to the toilet. Sister Xiangyun, don't worry. Pretending to be a boyfriend, I have experience. When the time comes, I promise that my uncle and aunt will definitely like it. ”

Chen Yang felt that he was at risk of breaking his third leg.

Thinking about Chen Yang is a little hard.

"Don't show a face like that. I have discussed it with Yanran, and Yanran has agreed. Li Xiangyun smiled faintly at Chen Yang.

"Yanran agreed?" Chen Yang was shocked, is his wife so open?

"Yes. Li Xiangyun nodded.

Hearing this, Chen Yang was completely relieved. He patted his chest and said, "Sister Xiangyun, you can leave the matter of conquering your uncle and aunt to me." I promise to keep them satisfied. Nothing can go wrong. Pretending to be cool, pretending to be handsome, pretending to be handsome and rich, I don't have a problem. ”

Chen Yang said briskly, but Li Xiangyun shook his head with a smile, "I don't plan to do this this time." ”

"Oh?" Chen Yang was puzzled, "That's?"

Chen Yang imagined that pretending to be a boyfriend was not always like this, and then the other party's parents were completely relieved. After reassuring, they will not rush so much.

"I've thought about it. If that's the case, according to their personalities, they will definitely force marriage at that time, and they will be forced even harder. After being forced to get married, I had to have children again. Besides, if you pretend to be handsome and rich, you really can't pretend. Li Xiangyun said.

Chen Yang touched his nose and smiled bitterly, "Aren't you hitting people?" ”

"I'm telling the truth. My parents are human spirits. If you pretend like this, you will be exposed at any time. The result of the dew will be, and I will be annoyed. Li Xiangyun said helplessly.

"And what do you want me to do?"

"Your mission this time is to pretend to be a scumbag. ”

Li Xiangyun said.

"Scumbag?" Chen Yang was stunned for a moment.

"Yes. Scumbags and slings. Li Xiangyun said with great certainty.

"I've thought about it. You just pretend to be a scumbag and a sling, and my parents won't be able to look at it when the time comes. But I love you to death. At that time, my parents will definitely persuade me to leave you. Then I pretended to resist, and then promised them to part with you. That way, I'll have a few more years to heal my emotional wounds. At the same time, you are also done once and for all. Li Xiangyun analyzed it honestly.

Li Xiangyun said this, and Chen Yang felt that it made sense.

If he really pretends to be the perfect boyfriend, when Li Xiangyun's parents often have to meet him, he will also be incompetent.

And if you have to see each other often, the risk is too great.

"The idea is fine. But there was a problem. Chen Yang said softly.

"What's the trouble?" Li Xiangyun was puzzled.

"I'm inexperienced with scumbags. Chen Yang said helplessly, "I'm afraid of revealing my stuffing when the time comes." ”

"You don't need experience for this. You are. Li Xiangyun glanced at Chen Yang.

My parents are intellectuals. If Chen Yang behaves like usual, it is estimated that in their eyes, there is no difference between him and a scumbag.

"Sister Xiangyun, it's not good to bury people like this. Chen Yang said depressedly.

"Go. Go. I've got you buried there. Li Xiangyun kicked Chen Yang and said, "You go to do your business first." We'll discuss the details when the time comes. And your language, movements, and demeanor should be exaggerated. Anyway, just make my parents dislike you. ”

"Okay. All right. ”

Chen Yang nodded helplessly.

He sighed lightly in his heart, he didn't expect my brother Yang to be a scumbag one day.

"Sister Xiangyun, I am willing to fall and become a scumbag. Are you going to make it up to me?" Chen Yang smiled wickedly.

"What compensation do you want?" Li Xiangyun asked rhetorically.

"What do you say?"

Chen Yang smiled hesitantly, "I want to do morning luck." ”

"Don't. Yanran will come back later. ”

"Huh. Didn't you say that she went to the singing room and couldn't come back for a while? ”

"Bad~egg, what should I do if someone finds out. ”

"Don't be afraid. I'm a scumbag anyway. Now practice ahead of time. ”

"Badass, you're necrotic. Ahh

It was a good show.

Time flies.

In a blink of an eye, it is the fifth day of the Lunar New Year.

Today, Li Xiangyun's parents, aunt and others all went to Suzhou and Hangzhou to inspect Chen Yang.

Outside the Suzhou Hotel.

At this moment, Chen Yang paid the money and stepped out of the taxi.

After getting out of the taxi, Chen Yang shook his shiny hair.

However, his action attracted the contemptuous eyes of many people next to him.

There's no way, Chen Yang's dress is a bit too brilliant.

The suit needs to look like a brand, but it doesn't fit Chen Yang and is loose. Most importantly, with his shiny hair. It looks a bit nondescript.

Anyway, at first glance, it looks a bit like a migrant worker who has just entered the city, but loves to pretend to be a first-class person.

Looking at the contemptuous gazes of others, Chen Yang could only sigh helplessly. Who let Li Xiangyun arrange it like this.

From now on, he is a scumbag who has just come out of the countryside, sling!

In fact, at this time, it was already an hour late from the time agreed with Li Xiangyun's father. However, Chen Yang still walked inside slowly.

Of course, this was also arranged by Li Xiangyun.

What she wants is that even Chen Yang's first impression is not good.

"Hello sir. The seats are all full today. Do you have a place?"

During the Chinese New Year, the hotel's business is still very good.

As soon as Chen Yang appeared in front of the door, the waiter quickly walked over and asked Chen Yang.

As she asked, there was a look of contempt in her eyes.

"Yes. Room 311. ”

Chen Yang replied.

"Okay. Please follow me, sir. The waiter made a gesture of invitation to Chen Yang.

Soon the waiter took Chen Yang to room 311 on the third floor.

"Sir. Over here. The waiter said to Chen Yang.

"Yes. Thank you. Chen Yang nodded, "You can leave first, I won't trouble you." ”

After Chen Yang finished speaking, the waiter nodded and left.

After the waiter left, Chen Yang took a deep breath.

He's still a little stressed.

After all, it's the first time to be a scumbag. And I still have to meet Li Xiangyun's parents.

After taking a deep breath, Chen Yang slowly pushed open the door of the room.

The door of the room was pushed open, and Chen Yang heard a few impatient voices coming from inside.

"Xiangyun, why hasn't he come yet?"

"That's right. We've been waiting for an hour, and do you have any sense of time?"

"Young people now. Seeing that the elders can be late for that long. Really. ”

After a few people finished speaking, Li Xiangyun patiently explained, "There may be a traffic jam." I called him just now and he said he was already on his way. It should be coming soon. ”

(End of chapter)