"Life talks. ”

"Huh?" When Helian Feng appeared in front of Ala Trash-kun with a vicissitudes of life, Ala Trash-kun felt that his thinking was a little unable to keep up.

"There is something I would like to consult you about. ”

"Hey, you just used honorifics, didn't you......" pulled the corners of his mouth, and Ala, the garbage gentleman, let Helian Feng into the house.

"In the current situation, shouldn't it be our three lost guys asking you for help?" poured a glass of water for Helian Feng, and I have to say that for unfamiliar men, Allah Trash-kun is still very polite.

"The ancients said that there must be my teacher in a threesome. What I'm going to consult with Allah Trash Jun is another matter. Pushing his glasses, Helian Feng said.

"On the other hand??uh...... Wait, you just called me Allah Trash-kun! Why can you call an unfamiliar person by the nickname so naturally!"

"Where, I always thought that Ala Trash-kun was your destiny, and when I entered the text, I also felt that Ala Trash-kun was much more comfortable than Ala Liangliangmu-kun~~" A look of [please don't care], Helian Feng explained.

"Hey, you're making me feel so sad about my life!"

"Getting back to the point...... In order to avoid going off topic because of Ala Jun's complaints, Helian Feng even led the topic back.

Coughing twice, Allah Trash-kun saw that Helian Feng was so formal, and sat down, looked at this guy who was full of mysteries, and said, "So, what do you want to ask?"

"Please ......" frowned, and Helian Feng looked at Allah Trash-kun with great sternness.

"Please teach me how to get along with girls!

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"Hug ...... I'm sorry...... I don't seem to hear clearly......" With a black line on his face, Allah Trash held his forehead.

Hey, hey, is it really time to think about this? Inexplicably came to an inexplicable world, and met even more inexplicable people in the inexplicable world.

"Yes, I always thought that if you can survive in such a harsh environment, you must have your own unknown way of survival! I'm curious!" Helian Feng pushed his glasses again, and a bright light flashed in the lens.

"Uh...... In some sense, it's really a bad living environment...... "Not to mention that I haven't paid attention to it, but being reminded by Helian Feng, Ala Garbage Jun suddenly found that his living environment is really quite bad."

Even in my heart, I feel a little bit of pride in being able to survive in this environment.

"What the hell am I thinking!!" suddenly came to his senses, and Allah Trash-kun slammed his head against the table.

I was ashamed of the pride and pride I felt in that moment.

"That...... Perhaps, you can talk about your own situation......" Looking at Helian Feng's serious eyes, Ala Junjun could only smile dryly and propose a Jianyi.

Although I really wanted to shout "Let's go over!" to this inexplicable person, but in this situation, it is obviously unreasonable to offend this person.

After all, whether you can go back or not depends on this person.

"Ahem, that's right...... For some reasons, I deeply offended some women...... So I would like to ask what constitutes a sincere apology......"

"Huh?"

Wait a minute, I'm very concerned, just now you said [some women], right, this man in front of me who is polite and polite, and looks like a social elite, turns out that his essence has reached this kind of Cheng dù!

The corners of his mouth twitched so badly that Allah Trash didn't know what expression to use.

"Hey, don't look at me like a scumbag, I personally feel that the person who did such and such things to his sister is the least qualified to look at me like this......"

"No one is going to be scumbag like this!uh...... Why is there a feeling of being violated by the right to privacy......"

"But as far as I know, you don't even have human rights when you face a lot of girls......"

"Rumors! It's definitely rumors!" Although he tried his best to deny it, the tone revealed a deep sense of powerlessness.

"Apologies, as long as they are sincere, then everything else is just a formality. In order to avoid more privacy from being exposed by the other party, or to escape, Allah garbage Jun corrected the topic again.

"Form?" Touching his chin, Helian Feng obviously didn't understand.

"Don't get me wrong......"

Suddenly, the sound from outside the door startled Helian Feng and Allah Junjun.

Although the door was closed, Helian Feng could imagine the slender figure standing outside the door.

"I need you to apologize, but everyone ......"

"Uh......" Helian Feng was speechless.

"That...... Personally, I think ...... Kenshin~~Fa Xiu~~~Edward~~ I should be very hearty to forgive, after all, are men ......"

Hmm, it seems that someone is missing?

Lelouch?

Sorry, I didn't have the concept of apologizing to that guy at all, and I wouldn't be angry anyway.

The bellflower outside the door of "......" did not speak, only the sound of footsteps gradually moving away.

I said...... What do you mean...... It's women who are too stingy, aren't they......" With a subtle smile, Allah Trash-kun looked gloating.

"Although it is true, but do you actually say it in front of the lady?" Leaning in front of Helian Feng, Allah Trash-kun had a [You are too tender] expression.

"Uh......" laughed dryly, and Helian Feng also suddenly noticed...... Kikyo ...... You won't be angry, will you...... Well...... Probably not...... Right?

"That, I'm sorry, I'll leave first. Getting up, Helian Feng walked to the door.

"Where, where~~ I just hope you can send us back as much as possible......" Allah Trash-kun had a gloating hearty expression.

"As for what you taught how to balance the relationship between female friends, I will work hard to study and improve the ......" Helian Feng said some clueless words, but the hearty smile on his face made Ala Junjun feel very bad immediately.

"Wrong...... Delusion......" Watching Helian Feng close the door and go out, Allah Trash-kun always felt some inexplicable palpitations.

The knock on ......the door rang out again.

"Did you forget what you to?" Subconsciously glanced at the table, Helian Feng didn't seem to have left anything behind.

I said...... And how...... Uh......" didn't finish.

Or rather, our Allah garbage classmates can't stop talking.

A cold touch that is very familiar in the mouth.

Teasing his tongue......

Is that......

Stapler.

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"Your Excellency Farquhar, the news from the headquarters that Hawkeye, one of the Seven Martial Seas, has arrived in the East China Sea for some reason, so let's pay more attention......"

On one of the Navy's warships, Farquhar, who was writing and drawing on a chart, received a telegram from the Navy Headquarters.

"Why should we pay more attention? It's not very quiet on our side. The corners of his mouth hooked, and Farquhar put down the drawing pencil in his hand.

"Although it is said that they do not trust each other, they use each other...... But I have to say that setting up [Seven Martial Seas] can be regarded as a clever move...... Warring states...... The marshal was not so stubborn. ”

"With Hawkeye's personality, I guess I'm just in the mood to go over there and have fun...... The head was a little too sensitive......" Tapping lightly on his mask, Farquhar's gaze swept over the three bounty orders on his desk.

"But when Hawkeye comes back and reports a message, I'll invite him to dinner...... Keep an eye on me, with the skill of an eagle's eye, if you want to return to the great route, you don't need to go through the upside-down mountain at all, and you can get to guò directly from the windless zone. ”

"Yes!" the subordinate in charge of the communication hurriedly saluted.

...... didn't speak, just nodded in satisfaction, and Farquhar turned and walked out of the office.

At this time, the five warships under Farquhar were in a V-shaped formation, facing a small island.

"Your Excellency Farquhar, the other party's ship has been sunk, and now retreat to the reef ahead, do you organize people to capture it?" "A navy with the rank of Captain came to Farquhar.

"No matter what the other party says, he is also a sea thief with a net worth of 200 million, and he is also a fruit ability, and now he is desperate, do you still want to fight with him?"

"Uh......" The big one was choked for a while.

"Wash the floor with artillery. Keep the minimum amount of ammunition, and all the rest of the ammunition, let me consume all the ammunition on the reef in front of me, and so on, and go directly to the sea to salvage it......" shrugged his shoulders, ignoring the monster-like eyes of the first cooperative Osa.

"Of course, if that pirate can still leave a whole corpse......"

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"Lord Farquhar......"

"Why are they all huddled together......" Farquhar sighed.

"What's wrong again?"

"It's the latest report on the [Hurricane] Dharma......"

"Ahh......h

"What's going on lately...... One by one, they all popped up...... But...... That's not bad either......"

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Regarding the trio of Blur Story, they will not become crew members (Chaos is in the middle of Avatar Story, and Shinobu is not in the garbage king's shadow at this time)