[3] Happiness is that I am pregnant, and you can still hold me
"Husband, I heard that the big tiger is a big tiger of more than 300 pounds, is it true??"
"By the way, you raise such a big tiger, aren't you afraid that it will run wild and hurt people, such a big tiger will go berserk, can you control it??"
"By the way, I also heard that you also have a singing starling, husband is not cute, isn't it fun?"
"And husband, I haven't been by your side for so long, Xinxin's guy is not well-behaved, is there any trouble?"
"And my husband has often been absent from you in the past few years, you are so handsome, so good, so good at making money, there should be a lot of women around you, hehehe, did you find me a beautiful sister?"
"And there is a husband, why are you like this, you don't give you a wife and me such a good song, but you hand over a lot of apprentices at the level of the king and queen outside, saying, have you crossed the line in your relationship with your apprentices??"
has been at home for more than half a year and hasn't gone out, and at this moment, Meng Xiaoqiao doesn't look like a superstar at all, but is like the aunts in the neighborhood, chattering and talking, so that Li Xiaoqiao doesn't know how to answer her.
After frying a glass of juice for Meng Xiaoqiao himself, Liu Yu sat directly next to Meng Xiaoqiao, and then gently massaged her, and said with a funny face, "I haven't seen you for half a year, not only have you gained weight, but you have also changed your words, hehehe..." ”
"You dislike me, don't you, I know that you big bad guy dislikes me, it's bad enough, and now you have a big bald head, and you look more like a big bad guy, hmph. "Drinking Liu Yu's fried juice and enjoying Liu Yu's massage, but Meng Xiaoqiao dislikes Liu Yu, which is really not polite at all.
After helping Meng Xiaoqiao wipe the juice from the corners of his mouth, Liu Yu continued to massage Meng Xiaoqiao and said with a smile on his face, "How can I dislike you, I think you didn't dislike me when I was so down, and you are now pregnant with a child for me, if I dislike you, I will be damned." ”
"Who said I didn't dislike you at the beginning, I didn't want to look at you when you were sloppy, if it weren't for Xinxin's clamoring to see your father every day at that time, I wouldn't have managed you, hum hum... Speaking of Liu Yu's down-and-out appearance in those years, Meng Xiaoqiao was disgusted and almost spat in Liu Yu's face.
Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, Liu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then thought about his disgusting appearance, and suddenly said with an embarrassed face, "Eh, it was chaotic at that time, where would you still think about taking care of yourself, hehehe..." ”
"You still know that you are chaotic, if I could beat you at that time, I would have beaten you to death, every time I go to give you money, you are not only not grateful, sometimes drunk and flirtatious, slighting me, so angry that I want to take advantage of your sleep several times, with the broken pot in your kitchen to smash you to death, hum. ”
Speaking of the previous topic, Liu Yu and Meng Xiaoqiao chatted and chatted until they were about to go to bed at night, and then they remembered that the two had not taken a bath yet, so they ended the topic.
After finishing the topic, Liu Yu helped Meng Xiaoqiao into the bathroom, and then helped Meng Xiaoqiao take off her clothes, and let her sit on the recliner in the bathroom, and then helped Meng Xiaoqiao take a bath.
After taking a bath, Liu Yu helped Meng Xiaoqiao clean her body, changed into pajamas, and then helped her out to bed, but Meng Xiaoqiao, the big doll, did not sleep obediently after going to bed, but clamored for Liu Yu to sing to her and coax her to sleep, just like coaxing a little girl to sleep. 、
Faced with the request of Meng Xiaoqiao's big doll, Liu Yu had no choice but to nod with tears in his eyes;
"There is a little doll in the East Village, who looks like a trumpet, and adults and villains praise her, and she must be a beautiful baby when she grows up. ”
"There is also a little doll in the West Village, who looks sloppy like a cow baby, and adults and children dislike him, saying that he must be a bad doll when he grows up. ”
The doll grew up screaming, the original little trumpet grew into a flower, the original cow baby fell in love with him, and they gave birth to a baby. ”
"Niu Wa Niu Wa is praised by everyone, the original sloppy became a family, the original horn married him, he became a big winner in the village, a big winner....!!"
"Hahaha... You must be singing you and me, hmph, this girl is naturally beautiful, and you are sloppy. After listening to the song that Liu Yu composed and sang, Meng Xiaoqiao giggled.
After glancing at Meng Xiaoqiao, Liu Yu lay down next to Meng Xiaoqiao, gave her his arm as a pillow, and used his body as a mattress for her, and said angrily, "Pull it down, if you say this in Xinxin now, that girl will definitely hit you to do a paternity test with her!!"
Hearing Liu Yu's words, thinking of the little girl's increasingly poisonous performance, Meng Xiaoqiao immediately glared at Liu Yu, and said angrily, "Hmph, it's all your fault for the bad guy, turning my good little princess into a little devil."
In the past, Xinxin was so well-behaved, and when she saw me, Mommy Mommy kept screaming, and her mouth was as sweet as if she had smeared honey.
Now that I've been taken by you for two years, I've become a little devil directly, and I often quarrel and fight with others, even if I see me, I still have a look of disgust, and I have begun to encourage you to find a new mother, hum, I feel angry when I think about it, it's all you, it's all your fault, hum. ”
"Can I blame this, I haven't taken care of me since I was a child, and no one told me how to take care of the child, in addition to giving Xinxin what I want, plus teaching her the best, what else can I do, I'm also helpless.
Also, Shin Shin will become like this, you also have half of the credit, if you hadn't asked her to supervise me, saying that I would have had an affair and asked me to leave the house, I wouldn't have been threatened by her all day long, hum. Faced with Meng Xiaoqiao's shirking of responsibility, Liu Yu immediately refuted it unceremoniously.
Hearing Liu Yu's rebuttal, Meng Xiaoqiao was stunned for a moment, and then asked with a look of disbelief, "Xinxin, that bad guy, really threatened you with this, by the way, she threatened you, you won't beat her?"
"At first, she didn't dare to beat her, but then after she offended you, she spanked her a few times, and now she sees that you can't lock me up, and she doesn't dare to threaten me anymore.
By the way, before I came back, I also took Shin Shin to the kindergarten for a while, and the result was not very ideal, hey..... I don't even want to talk about her, just go to the kindergarten for a short time, she beat people twice, hey, it's really a little devil. Speaking of the bad things that the little girl did, Liu Yu couldn't help but talk about the little girl going to kindergarten.
I thought that Meng Xiaoqiao would be angry when he heard it, but after listening to it, Meng Xiaoqiao just blushed and said to him, "Then I drank too much water today, can you take me to the bathroom?"
Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, Liu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then after understanding what Meng Xiaoqiao meant, he hurriedly turned over and got out of bed to pick up Meng Xiaoqiao into the bathroom, and hugged her ....... inside.
I used to think that it was happiness to have an excellent, handsome man who loved me!!
Later I thought that it was happiness to have a handsome husband who loved me and spoiled me!!
Now I know that happiness doesn't need these, happiness is actually very simple, happiness as long as I am pregnant and can't walk, you can still hold me, because at this time your dislike is the most affectionate love, and your arms are also the warmest nest of love.
(End of chapter)