Wu Qing smiled and said, "Under a crooked-necked tree, there is a sheep grazing. ”

"On the tree, there is a man and a woman, flirting. The man promised the woman that what she said in the future would definitely be done. ”

Suddenly, the woman said a word, and the man did so, and immediately put the woman to sleep. ”

Asked, what did the woman say? ”

After Wu Qing finished speaking, he looked at Wu Shiyu with a wicked smile.

It's a yellow joke, and most people have heard it, the story of the two crows.

It's just that Wu Qing replaced the crow with a human.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

Wu Shiyu really heard this, when she was in school, her male classmates teased and talked about it.

At that time, their female classmates guessed for a long time.

It's a pit!

Wu Qing promised, as long as she answered, she would do what she said.

If she can't answer, she has to do what Wu Qing said.

This question, whether you answer it or not, the result is the same!

"Why are they chatting on the tree?" Wu Shiyu asked with an innocent look.

"It's not a question to ask, but I'll answer you anyway. They are sheep herders who are bored to sit in the trees and play. Wu Qing said.

"Don't change the subject, hurry up and answer, know if you don't know the answer, hurry up. ”

Wu Shiyu bit her lip: "I don't know." ”

How can you say that kind of thing in such a situation?

"Okay, then I'll win, you listen to me. Wu Qing smiled slightly and approached Wu Shiyu.

Wu Shiyu's heart fluttered, and she seemed to have anticipated Wu Qing's request.

"Don't block my WeChat!" Wu Qing leaned into Wu Shiyu's ear and whispered.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

Wu Shiyu didn't react for a while, and she couldn't say anything in her heart.

Obviously, she was very resistant, she felt that Wu Qing would have that kind of unreasonable request.

However, when Wu Qing's request was completely different from what she thought, she felt a trace of loss in her heart.

Woman, such a strange animal.

At this time, the door of the treatment room opened, and Sister Fang and Dongfang Yuxiao walked out one after the other.

Looking at Dongfang Yuxiao's relaxed expression, this is a safe landing.

"Done?" Wu Qing asked.

Sister Fang nodded, not daring to speak.

There is medicine in the mouth, and a mouth full of hala flows out.

Wu Shiyu lowered her head and went into the treatment room to pack up her things.

Dongfang Yuxiao looked at Wu Shiyu and fled, and smiled slightly.

"The younger generation will not send it, go home and pay attention to rest, if you have any questions, you can come to me at any time, no need to register. Dongfang Yuxiao said to Sister Fang with a respectful face.

Sister Fang nodded.

"Well, it's good, the young man has a very promising future!" Wu Qing patted Dongfang Yuxiao's shoulder, with a satisfied expression.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

You're going to be a Qi training period, so don't be my senior, okay?

Dongfang Yuxiao laughed dryly twice and did not speak.

"By the way, you two can add friends, and you can communicate at any time if you have any questions. Wu Qing said with a smile.

Dongfang Yuxiao nodded, looking flattered, can you add immortal friends?

Sister Fang and Dongfang Yuxiao added friends to each other and said goodbye to each other.

Wu Qing took Sister Fang out of the hospital, and along the way, Sister Fang was fiddling with her mobile phone with her head down.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 20 points. ”

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 30 points. ”

。。。

Looking at the busy Sister Fang, Wu Qing didn't have to think about it to know who was so generous and embarrassed.

Sister Fang is posting a love package to her friends, and her hand speed is not ordinarily fast, completely showing the hand speed that can take tens of thousands of photos in a hurry.

As for the innocent friend who was swiped by the emoji, it was the Dongfang Yu Xiao that Sister Fang had just added.

Wu Qing just suggested that they add friends to each other, and they just lay down to collect embarrassing values, which seems to be indirectly counted on his head.

Sister Fang couldn't speak for the time being, so Wu Qing drove Sister Fang home.

After this pass, it was already more than 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and poor Wu Qing hadn't eaten lunch yet, and the evening was coming.

Sister Fang doesn't need to eat, but he needs it!

"Sister Fang, stay at home, let's go out tomorrow. I'm going to eat and may be back late. Wu Qing simply cleaned up and prepared to go out.

Sister Fang nodded, picked up her phone and sent a message to Wu Qing.

"Again to plague the women of good families?"

Wu Qing smiled mysteriously: "Those who know me, Sister Fang also." However, I am not called a scourge, you and I are willing, and each takes what he needs. ”

Sister Fang pursed her lips and waved her hand to let Wu Qing stay away.

Wu Qing shrugged his shoulders and went out.

In the restaurant, Wu Qing sent a message while eating.

"Beauty, do you have time at night?

There was no reply, and there was no reply until Wu Qing finished eating.

Wu Qing shook his head, settled the bill and walked out of the restaurant.

Leaning on the scooter, he smoked a cigarette, not knowing what he was waiting for.

"Ding Dong!"

Wu Qing's phone rang.

Throwing away the cigarette butt in his hand, Wu Qing took out his mobile phone unhurriedly.

"I'm sorry, I was busy. What do you mean by competition?"

Wu Qing smiled slightly and replied.

"Lonely men and widows, what can they talk about? At the moment of the Spring Festival, I intend to invite back. ”

The stone sank into the sea, and there was no reply.

Wu Qing smashed his mouth, it seems that there is no drama today, go home.

Wu Qing got on a small motorcycle, and was just about to leave, when a familiar figure suddenly appeared, blocking the way.

"Wu Qing, let me find the fat tiger. ”

The fat tiger seems to have lost a little weight, and the flesh on his face is not so crowded.

"Yo, isn't this a fat tiger? What a coincidence, come out for a walk and bask in the moon?" Wu Qing sat on the motorcycle and said.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 50 points!"

You're only basking in the moon in broad daylight!

It's five o'clock in the afternoon, but it's not enough to bask in the moon.

"Wu Qing, I'm here specifically to find you. Fat Tiger said calmly.

Wu Qing looked up at the back of the fat tiger, and said, "Yo, didn't you bring your fox friends with you today?"

"Got into a fight, broke it!" said Fat Tiger unconcernedly.

"If you break it well, you can change your mistakes, and you can do it well! If you are lost, you will return, and the prodigal son will turn back, and the gold will not be exchanged!" Wu Qing nodded, looking like a saint.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

The fat tiger wondered, who wasted himself and didn't have any points in his heart? Who is the lamb who should be lost!

"Wu Qing, don't talk nonsense, when will you go back with me to marry my sister?" Fat Tiger said.

Wu Qing shook his head helplessly, this fat tiger is really an axis.

"Didn't I say it, when you beat me, I'll listen to you. ”

Fat Tiger listened and smiled: "Okay, we'll fight now." ”

"Really fighting?" Wu Qing took a closer look at the changes in the fat tiger, and the Quenching Pill seemed to be effective.

"Are you scared?" asked Fat Tiger rhetorically.

There's a reason why Fat Tiger is so confident.

Ever since Wu Qing gave him that unknown thing, there have been changes in his body.

The fat that used to be full of fat is slowly hardening and becoming muscle-like.

Moreover, the strength seems to have increased quite a bit.

When he was fighting with the four fox friends, he easily put down the four of them.

It's been an incredible change.

Wu Qing listened to Fat Tiger's words, his face was 'nervous', and he said, "I'm afraid!"