Chapter Ninety-Three: Erha's Poop
"Wow!"
When everyone saw the delicacies, they instantly drooled, and the aroma was refreshing, as if a pair of invisible hands were constantly teasing their taste buds and attracting them to taste.
Nowadays, people's living standards are improving, and the food they eat is becoming more and more advanced.
In the early years, it was a good life to be able to eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year, but now I am embarrassed to take pictures and send them to Moments without expensive ingredients.
These also prove that people's mouths are tricky, and the requirements for food have become higher.
But in today's society, people can't stop eating dishes that they can't help but eat when they see them, except for Chen Tianxing's delicacies, no one else can do it.
"How about it? Ye Bei, do you want to eat? If you want to eat, learn my method just now, don't tell me you can't do it. ”
Chen Tianxing seemed to be standing as a supreme holy teacher, earnestly teaching Ye Bei, a clumsy student.
And he felt that he was rewarded richly, but he didn't know that Ye Bei didn't even have the desire to open his mouth.
"I can do it, but I don't care about it, your dish is also like garbage in my eyes. ”
If it weren't for the Gu family sisters stopping in front of him, Ye Bei would have poured the dishes a long time ago, and it would still be Chen Tianxing's turn to show off his might?
"What? I am not ashamed to say it! My food is impeccable, it is incomparable in color, aroma and efficacy, why should you look down on it?"
Chen Tianxing was so angry that he even wanted to cry.
He knew that he couldn't beat Ye Bei, but was it difficult to get Ye Bei to admit that he was very talented?
When Ye Bei asked him to go to the toilet, he did not hesitate and served very thoughtfully.
How to make Ye Bei do one thing is so difficult, and it only needs one admission.
"Tianxing, don't rush. Ye Bei is just a villain, not worth your anger, hum, just a joke, the saliva of the masses can naturally drown him. ”
The old man in Chen Tianxing's ring opened his mouth to dissuade.
"Well, I got the master!"
……
Others can't hear the old man's words, but Ye Bei can hear them endlessly, saying that he is a villain?
"Old and immortal, are you tired of living?"
"Who?" said the old man in a panic.
His ring is a confined space, no one can enter it except the owner Chen Tianxing, and the sudden sound made him sweat coldly, and his whole body was on guard.
"What's the matter? As soon as I finished saying that the deity is a villain, I don't know the deity?" Ye Bei said lightly.
"Ye Bei?"
The old man frowned, in his world, there are almost no people who can become 'respect', I don't know why the world doesn't dare to respect himself, that title seems to be only one person worthy of it, how dare Ye Bei call himself respectful?
It's self-defeating!
The old man sneered: "I said that you are a villain, because you dare not admit the excellence of Tianxing, he is just a child, although he is arrogant, but his essence is not bad, and he has never done anything hurtful to nature." ”
"Seeing that you claim to be righteous, you should be generous in acknowledging him. ”
Ye Bei said lightly: "His essence is not bad, which is why he has survived until now." I advise you, as his master, let him read some novels less, and he wants to build a harem all day long, what can he do?"
"Actually, the deity is not righteous, the deity has destroyed hundreds of millions of living beings in one thought, and the same thought has given tens of millions of creations. I have no good or evil, but I want to have a clear conscience and follow the truth. ”
"As for Chen Tianxing's cooking skills, in the eyes of the deity, he is really rubbish. ”
"You ......"
The old man was speechless for a while, Ye Bei was so arrogant that even at his peak, he didn't dare to say such crazy things.
"Alright, then please show that you are better than trash, let's taste it. ”
"Are you worthy?" Ye Bei smiled faintly and ignored the old man anymore.
"Gu Xun'er, Lan'er, you're all hungry!"
"Well, I'm hungry!" Gu Lan'er nodded quickly, she had a feeling that the little brother was about to show off his true skills.
Gu Xun'er was also stunned by the question, and nodded slowly.
"Okay, then please eat something good. ”
Everything Ye Bei does is true to the truth, never does anything because of anyone, and does what he wants.
If he is not happy one day, he will not hesitate to wave his hand and destroy the earth, billions of lives are just a wisp of smoke in his eyes, with or without it!
"Okay, okay, thank you, little brother!"
"Hmph, that's pretty much it. ”
……
Of course, let Ye Bei cook for them personally, and there was no one present to match it, so they could only find someone to do it for them.
Sun Qiu is really sought after by everyone on the basketball court, and it seems that only He Xuan is suitable.
Call He Xuan and ask him to bring a bag of ingredients by the way.
I have to say that because of Ye Bei, Chen Tianxing's food is gradually forgotten and no one cares!
"Boss, what's the matter?"
He Xuan hurried over, carrying a bag of black and sticky things in his hand: "What is this? ”
"Leave it alone, cut it into slices, arrange it on a plate, and I'll teach you how to mix the sauce and pour it on top. ”
"Slice, boss, will cutting this kind of thing affect me to drive a Rolls-Royce?"
"No, cut it. ”
......
He Xuan took the "poop" out of the bag with a disgusted expression, and suddenly a foul smell swept through the entire kitchen.
"Damn, what are you doing with shit? It stinks, how do you use it?"
"This dog is absolutely dry in the large intestine and can't pull out the, this bubble of has been in the stomach for at least three days, otherwise it can't be so stinky. ”
"I don't have any appetite at all now, I want to vomit and vomit!"
......
Ye Bei's ingredients are really unacceptable, not only disgusting to look at, but even more disgusting to smell.
Everyone ran far away, for fear of touching any of them.
"Little brother, did you say that the good thing we were invited to eat was Erha Baba? ”
"Hmph, it's a mystery. ”
Gu Xun'er snorted coldly, she didn't think that Ye Bei would really use dog shit as an ingredient, Ye Bei was so arrogant, how could he eat poop.
Syllable!
He Xuan didn't control his strength, the knife edge was off, and he cut a piece of Baba out of the cutting board, which flew right onto Chen Tianxing's face.
"Phew!"
"He Xuan, can you cut it well, the is flying in my face. ”
Chen Tianxing roared angrily, quickly wiped off the poop with a rag, and then hurriedly ran to vomit.
It's disgusting, and the smell is a hundred times worse than that of a public toilet.
"I'm sorry, it's the first time I've taken a knife. ”
Since the last time Chen Tianxing finished the toilet, the two have met a friendship, which can be regarded as sympathy.
Chen Tianxing also knew He Xuan, and knew that he was a rich son, and he definitely didn't mean it, so he could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
However, He Xuan can't even cut the ingredients, and the food he makes is comparable to him?
Wish for the moon!
Chen Tianxing hurriedly washed up and returned to the kitchen, he wanted to see how delicious Yebei's food was!
Of course, he didn't believe that Ye Bei would cook with poop, so he planned to taste it.