Chao Ge is the ace of our dormitory, he is proficient in all kinds of mid singles, and he loves Yasuo.

According to his description, elementary school students who died under his hands could already circle the earth three times, middle school students could circle twice, and college students...

Anyway, several brothers in our dormitory have died under his nursery, Brother Chao is very strong, and he is stronger alone, which everyone in the entire student dormitory building knows, even the aunt in charge of the dormitory.

I've seen a lot of shameless people growing up, but Brother Chao is at the top of the list, because one day I went back to the dormitory and found Brother Chao standing on the balcony, holding his paws up, caressing his hands in the sun, muttering something.

That picture was so dazzling that I thought he was crazy for a while... After getting closer, I heard that Brother Chao was sighing to himself, he said

"Look at my slender fingers... Born to play LOL.. I am the man chosen by God."

I was stunned, I thought in my heart at the time that it was really too wise for our country to ban guns, otherwise I would have jumped on him for Tianxingdao.

But I have to admit that Brother Chao's way of playing games is really powerful, and the two best things his claws do are masturbation, and the other is LOL.

I think this is inseparable from the fact that he has been single for 20 years, and his hand speed can no longer be said to be amazing, but it must be said to be amazing.

Chao Ge likes to go to the Internet café at night and stay overnight, which he says reduces the probability of meeting elementary school students.

A few of our brothers often go to accompany him, after all, I like to hug my thighs or something...

But when we can't bear it, Brother Chao will also go to the Internet café alone all night.

Brother Chao's explanation for this is: "You little colored pens, how can my brother move you if you don't keep in shape."

This moved a few of our buddies like dogs, in order to drive our super brothers to become Batman, sunset, sunrise and return... In return, every time we went downstairs to buy food, we would silently bring a meal to the sleeping super brother.

I thought that our college life would go on simply and happily like this, but suddenly one day, after Brother Chao came back all night, his face was solemn, and he smoked a cigarette on the balcony alone for a long day.

This made us feel that something was wrong, so we asked Brother Chao what was wrong and if something was wrong.

Under our inquiry, Brother Chao squirmed for a long time before he spit out a few words.

"I was abused.."

We were shocked, and we didn't come back to our senses after half of the salary.

It's not that Brother Chao hasn't been abused, but at least, he has never been abused and depressed, and we realized that this matter was extraordinary, so we hurriedly asked in detail what was going on.

After all, the dormitory is such a thigh, if Brother Chao collapses from now on, won't we go around when we go to the Internet café to see elementary school students in the future?

Finally, in our concerned inquiry, Brother Chao talked about what happened last night.

The approximate situation is that Brother Chao went to the Internet café to fight alone last night as usual, in the middle of the night, a little girl sat next to Brother Chao, the little sister did not play after turning on the machine, but tilted her head to watch Brother Chao's operation, there are girls watching Brother Chao's natural spirit is a hundred times, after completing a triple kill with Yasuo, Brother Chao is secretly happy in his heart, but the little girl next to him coldly said that Brother Chao just operated and could have killed four times.

This shocked Brother Chao's body, and after turning around, he found that this girl was still very smart, out of unwillingness, Brother Chao defended that he must not kill four times just now, unless Yasuo's knife can be thrown, otherwise he will definitely not be able to kill the little Annie who has run away.

As a result, the unexpected thing was that the little girl didn't say anything for a long time after listening to Brother Chao, and finally made a "sigh~" sound.

This "sigh~" made Brother Chao feel humiliated, so the two of them fought more and more, and finally decided to fight alone, Yasuo vs. Yasuo..

Coincidentally, the numbers of the two people happened to be in the first district, and so a heads-up began.

The result is naturally conceivable, Brother Chao died tragically under the little sister's knife several times, and returned defeated.

We all gasped after listening to this, and I was thinking. The girl who can abuse Brother Chao usually doesn't practice less~!

Just when we sighed, Brother Chao said that the matter was not over, he told the little sister that he was not in the state yesterday, and asked the sister to fight again at night, and made a bet, and the one who lost recognized the other party as a master.

This made us all interested again, and said that we must accompany Brother Chao to the Internet café at night to cheer up Brother Chao!

In this way, we have been serving Brother Chao with good smoke and food all day, waiting for him to exert his strength at night.

In the evening, a bunch of us followed Brother Chao to the Internet café, and after waiting for a while, the little girl came.

The little girl does look good, and.. Go to the banquet alone.

The little girl was not frightened by the momentum of a bunch of us, and after she came, she turned on the machine and signaled Brother Chao to start immediately.

The two of them quickly entered the game, and the fight was hot and very anxious.

The two of them fought very carefully, and their moves were almost the same, and at the same time, Q consumed blood.

It wasn't until level 6 that both of them had wind, and at the moment when both of them had wind, the girl's wind shot before Brother Chao's wind, blowing Brother Chao, and then a big move took away Brother Chao..

Brother Chao looked at his darkened computer screen, his face was like gold paper.

In this way, Brother Chao lost, and lost on his super hand speed..

After the girl won, she behaved very naturally, she stood up, looked at Brother Chao and said

"Apprentice, the master is hungry and going for supper, you can come with you if you want."

After speaking, the little girl turned around and walked slowly towards the outside of the Internet café.

Brother Chao looked at us awkwardly and followed out.

Just like that, the few buddies in our dorm were all petrified there, and no one spoke.

Later, Brother Chao really became the apprentice of the little sister.

In the night without us, Brother Chao went out all night with his little sister, and Brother Chao was no longer our Batman, but became a flower bone, and kept shouting "Master, Master." every day.

Gradually, we began to find out that Brother Chao had changed, I think a man and a woman always go out all night, and sooner or later they will have adultery, after all, Brother Chao is also a strong man.

Unexpectedly, before my idea dissipated from my mind, Brother Chao announced it in public in the dormitory, saying that he liked the little sister paper.

This news shocked us, we were unprecedentedly united, and made a series of confession plans for Brother Chao.

After all, if Brother Chao gets the little girl, we can start with the little girl and start with her roommates.

At that time, we all became barbarian kings, and Big D was already hungry and thirsty.

Finally, one night, we bought candles and ran to the bottom of the little girl's dormitory to start worrying.

Although it's very vulgar, the girl likes to be vulgar.

Brother Chao held a bouquet of flowers, opened his voice and shouted, "Master, master.." Two words.

This attracted a lot of onlookers, and most of them thought that the Journey to the West crew came to our school for filming.

After shouting for a while, the little girl finally appeared.

The little sister walked up to Brother Chao in a pile of coaxing, and Brother Chao blushed and said that he liked her and wanted her to be his girlfriend.

Unexpectedly, the little girl did not take the flower from Brother Chao's hand, she looked at Brother Chao, and said after a while

"Fight with me again, win me, and I'll be your girlfriend."

These words stunned everyone, Brother Chao handed the flower to me on the side, and nodded seriously.

It's the same Internet café, the same machine, the same two people.

It's just that there are more onlookers, and the Internet café is a little full for a while.

Brother Chao seems very calm, and the little girl is also playing normally like last time.

Just like that, both of them reached level 6 again.

There was wind again in an instant, and the little girl's Yasuo raised her hand, and a gust of wind blew in seconds.

But at that moment, Brother Chao's fluent E came to the little soldier on the side, and then blew up the little girl's Yasuo, and took it away with a big move.

The girl was stunned, Brother Chao stood up, picked her up, and kissed her the face.

There was a commotion around again, and the girl and Brother Chao were both blushing in the crowd at the same time.

In this way, Brother Chao and the little sister successfully got together, and we had two thighs to hug.

Later, after a long time, when I was alone with Brother Chao, I asked curiously

"Brother Chao, I always feel that my sister-in-law doesn't actually know how to play, how could you lose to her in the first place?"

Brother Chao took a meaningful puff of his cigarette when he heard me say this, and after a while he spat out the smoke ring and said word by word

"I'm enduring humiliation, okay? If I came up and abused your sister-in-law, she might run away and never bird me again, how can I soak her, I'm putting a long line to catch a big fish, Do.You.understand?"

When I heard Brother Chao say this, I suddenly realized, and I was convinced while scolding him for being a scheming.

It turns out that everything is calculated .. A man who can calculate is terrible.

But two days after that, Brother Chao suddenly cried and came to complain to me, saying that the little sister paper was the real scheming.

I asked him what was wrong, and Brother Chao told me that it turned out that the little girl liked him a long time ago.

The little sister often sees him in Internet cafes, and over time she has a good impression, and in order to talk to Brother Chao, the little sister has practiced Yasuo for several months, in order to mock Brother Chao first, and then abuse Brother Chao...

It turns out that all this is also calculating, and the woman who can calculate is even more terrifying.

After Brother Chao finished speaking, I sorted it out in my mind for a long time before I scolded again: "You are frustrated, if there is a girl who has practiced for me for a few months, I will marry Sister Feng."

Unexpectedly, Brother Chao shook his head and said that he was either depressed, or he couldn't accept it for a while, so he came to tell me, one is to make himself more balanced, and the other is to show Xiu's affection and abuse of my single dog.

Brother Chao's words made me speechless, and before I had time to retaliate, he ran away..

Later, Brother Chao told me that from the time he and his sister-in-law met to the present, everything was like a dream!

I said, well, you two scheming can be written into a simple story.

Brother Chao said yes, yes, but I can't write, you can write it down for me.

I said that it was me for Mao? Brother Chao said, because you are my brother, you won't refuse, right?

I said I'm sorry, I refuse, Do.You.understand?

Brother Chao said, your sister-in-law told me yesterday that they had moved a beautiful woman to their dormitory, with long hair and long legs, and she likes to play assistively. Eh, you like to play ADC, right?

I said, Brother Chao, I wrote the story of you and your sister-in-law, who made us brothers...

And just like that, I wrote this story.

It is often said that no brother does not play... Are we really playing games in pursuit of those empty data?

Of course not, we're just enjoying those happy moments when we open black together and fight together.

If you also want to write a story about the game, you can ask your brother to record it, after all, these are the best things about our youth.

What? There is no one in your brother who can write?

It's okay, look for me, I don't write well, but I can barely read the past.. Don't feel embarrassed, don't care, after all, if we can meet in this book, we are already brothers, aren't we?