Chapter 1044: The Most Difficult Graduation Defense
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In the dormitory, which was originally in full swing, now only the sound of gasping and swallowing saliva in place remains.
For three minutes, no one said a word, and everyone was frightened by the fact that Yang Chan had just said coldly.
"Huh...... Hehe...... I think I just had auditory hallucinations. Lao Yang, you just said, how long did you do it with Wang Xiaofan for the first time?" asked Ma Li with a cold sweat on her forehead.
"Five hours...... Oh, of course, it can't be five hours at a time, but five times in one!" Yang Chan said with five more fingers.
Nima!
One hour at a time, five times for life!
It's an animal!
It's too fierce, isn't it?
Wu Yihui asked with great embarrassment: "Your mouth is too fierce, right! My boyfriend is studying sports, and I already feel fierce enough to be able to do it for more than an hour at a time, so it's good for you to open your mouth for five hours......"
"By the way, can you hold it for five hours? It's been so long, there's no water, right?" Li Ying also wiped her sweat.
"I don't know why, anyway...... There's always water underneath...... But in the end, I did roll my eyes, and then I lost consciousness...... But I think Xiaofan has endured it for so long, and finally came once, so he simply gritted his teeth and endured it. Yang Chan blushed.
Although it is common for college roommates to talk about this, Yang Chan still feels a little embarrassed.
Ma Li finally stopped being unserious at this time, but took Yang Chan's hand with some distress and said: "You big stupid girl! What kind of endurance is it! If you break your body, it's not you who suffers in the end? Men don't cherish us, we women have to cherish ourselves!, Wang Xiaofan's kid is really a special animal! Come on, I'll go to him tomorrow and let him do less in the future." In five hours, I caught up with more than a dozen big men and wheels, and there were woods! Livestock! What a real animal!"
"I didn't ...... Xiaofan asked me that day if I wanted to stop, and I told him that it was very comfortable, so don't stop...... Besides, it's really comfortable......" Yang Chan said in a low voice.
"Awesome! Lao Yang, I won't call you 'little sheep' anymore, it turns out that you are a 'big she-wolf' in sheep's clothing! Admire! I thought I was good enough to be with our Xu Da for two hours, tsk, there are mountains outside the mountains!" Ma Li began to be serious again.
However, the roommates didn't know that Yang Chan was the bearer of the famous (harmony) device, "Milk Swallow Double (Harmony) Fly".
This carrier may be very weak, but in that regard, he is definitely self-taught, comparable to a female love saint who has been in love for more than ten years!
This is also why, every time Wang Xiaofan does it with Yang Chan, it is like knocking Xuanmai, one after another, without squeezing himself dry, he has no intention of stopping at all.
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Office of the President of Jiang University.
Today is the day of Wang Xiaofan's graduation defense, and Zheng Tianxiang specially called several teachers who were responsible for Wang Xiaofan's defense to the office.
"Listen, today's graduation defense must be bitten to death, and you can't give Wang Xiaofan a chance! This student has gone too smoothly all the way, and today I just asked a few teachers to help kill his sharp spirit, so that he can know that society is not so easy to mix. Zheng Tianxiang said very seriously.
He Xiao couldn't help muttering, "That...... What if Wang Xiaofan's graduation project is very good?
Zheng Tianxiang smiled and said, "Teacher He, you are too worried. He's a sophomore, so what good work can he come up with? At most, he can just make a website, or make some simple HT5 games to deal with. This kind of design is a bug if you pick it any way!"
"But Principal Zheng, don't forget that Wang Xiaofan has a perfect score in all his exams!" Zhao Jindong said.
"Theory is theory, and practice is practice. Aren't the top students in the computer science college still unable to get a place in the software competition? On the contrary, the students who have hung up several courses have very strong programming ability! You can do as I say with peace of mind! Just find fault and bugs for Wang Xiaofan! Okay, let's prepare for the graduation project defense!"
All the teachers looked at each other, although they didn't quite understand why Zheng Tianxiang was so embarrassed by Wang Xiaofan, but people are principals, and they can only do what the principal says!
Under the leadership of the principal, all the teachers went to the conference room on the top floor of the bell tower of Jiangda and sat down.
About ten minutes later, Wang Xiaofan came in.
Zheng Tianxiang was about to speak, but he saw Wang Xiaofan behind him huhula followed by a large group of reporters with spears and cannons, all of whom rushed in!
What's the situation?
Zheng Tianxiang was dumbfounded, and all the teachers were also dumbfounded.
"Oh, yes, my graduation project is going to be one that will shock the world. I'm afraid that the teachers don't know the goods and don't recognize the accounts, so I brought the reporter from our station B and broadcast the graduation project live! Teachers, say hello to the audience and friends!" Wang Xiaofan smiled a little sinisterly.
Zheng Tianxiang was furious all of a sudden.
You live broadcast your graduation project, how can I find fault with you?
"Wang Xiaofan, what do you think of the school! Let them out!" Principal Zheng said angrily.
"Principal Zheng is afraid that some reporters will find fault with me, right? If that's the case, it doesn't hurt to let them out. You all go out!" Wang Xiaofan waved his hand, and all the reporters at Station B left.
Zheng Tianxiang breathed a sigh of relief.
It's easy to do without a journalist!
"Alright, let's start your graduation project defense!"
Sample!
I can't kill you!
Wang Xiaofan copied the work to the public computer in the conference room and was about to speak.
Zheng Tianxiang said: "If your work is a simple game, or a simple website design, you don't need to put it, this kind of work will not be given." ”
Wang Xiaofan laughed angrily.
Why do you embarrass me again and again, do you think I really don't know that you and Luo Hao are a little tired?
Want to punch me in the face?
You're really going to die!
At this time, Zhao Jindong couldn't help but speak: "Xiaofan, President Zheng's words are also understandable. After all, this is not a normal graduation project, if it is an ordinary graduation project, in fact, just do some web pages to deal with it, and we will give it to you. However, Principal Zheng, Xiaofan's level is actually high enough, don't ask too much, only the works are good enough, just forget it. ”
He Xiao shook his head and said, "Since you want to graduate early, you must follow the requirements of professional programmers." Otherwise, after graduation, the level is not enough, and people will say that our Jiang University is rotten!"
Zhao Jindong knew that He Xiao was kneeling~ licking Zheng Tianxiang, and couldn't help sneering: "Do you think Xiaofan will become a programmer after graduation? People sing a song more than you earn in your life!"