"Crooked... Starling calls, answer it quickly!!"

"Crooked... Starling calls, answer it quickly!!"

"Cool little baby, handsome bad Liu Gang, cute big tiger, cute old Aunt Mei, starling come on, hurry up and stammer, stammer... Quack quack... This king commands you to answer the phone quickly!!"

As soon as the words of the dream fell, the mobile phone in Liu Yu's pocket remembered, and when he heard this strange sound, Liu Yu pressed the answer button while explaining with a smile on his face, "This is the starling calling, this ringtone was made by himself, and I am not allowed to change it, hehehe..." ”

"Crooked... It's not Mr. Liu, I'm a starling, it's a big deal, I accidentally killed someone, I'm me.... I'm a dad. "I just stayed in Dongguang for a few days, and the starling turned out to be Cantonese.

Hearing the starling's words, Liu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then after understanding its meaning, he said angrily, "Starling, you have nothing to do and play around, who called you Cantonese, is it a big-headed ghost or not, and to make it clear, how can you get a life if you keep breaking birds??"

"It's your big-headed ghost, I'm so happy today, my son is out of their skins, I'm going to be a father, quack... After a few words to Liu Yu, the starling on the other side of the phone went crazy again.

Hearing that it was the voice of the starling, the little girl immediately ran forward, snatched the mobile phone and said in a milky voice, "Starling, I am the little princess Xinxin, is your son so funny, is you good-looking??"

"Uh...... It's ugly, there is not a single feather bare, it's like the fried chicken in the Kender chicken, and they are not fun at all, they only know how to eat, and they don't know anything... "Starling, who was a father for the first time, was asked by the little girl, and suddenly thought about it, and suddenly felt that being a father didn't seem to be something to be happy about.

Hearing the starling's frustrated words, Liu Yu said with a funny face, "Starling, you didn't have the same feathers before, besides, they are your sons, and they will be the existence of your pension in the future!!"

"Raise you a big-headed ghost, Liu Yu, are you stupid, our parrots are birds, not high-IQ animals, we only take care of ourselves all our lives, and never manage other partners, there is no such thing as you humans, is it good to raise children and prevent old age.

Besides, our parrots can live up to eighty years old, such a long age, I have a master, can I use them to support me?"

"Talking on the phone with a parrot, this experience should be very interesting, Liu Yu borrowed me to play, I also want to talk to our starling!!"

After taking the mobile phone from Liu Yu's hand, Meng Xiaoqiao looked at the mobile phone and said excitedly, "Hey, hey, is it a starling, I am Liu Yu's wife, Xinxin's mother, your hostess, hehehe, don't you plan to please me now?"

"Oh, I'll go, this voice is so good, as soon as I hear it, I know that the hostess on the other side is a beautiful beauty, hey... I don't know what kind of shit luck Liu Yu has gone, such a beautiful daughter-in-law will be cheap to him.

Seriously, the boss, just your fairy-like voice and angel-like beauty, if I were a man, I wouldn't care if you got married or not, I just snatched it home and became a wife, quack quack.... Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, the starling really didn't even want to be cheeky, he praised Meng Xiao Qiao so well, and even stepped on Liu Yu to praise Meng Xiao Qiao if necessary.

Hearing the praise of the starling, Meng Xiaoqiao covered his mouth, pointed at Liu Yu and giggled, "Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, our starling is really cute, if it weren't for the serious accent, I would have suspected that the other side was a person, giggle...... Did you hear that, marry me, you're shitty lucky, giggle..... Oops, oops, the bad boys are kicking me again. ”

Following Meng Xiaoqiao's gaze, Liu Yu and the others could clearly see that Meng Xiaoqiao's stomach was a little naughty, constantly dancing with little hands and feet, kicking indiscriminately.

Attached to Meng Xiaoqiao's belly, Liu Yu reached out and gently stroked Meng Xiaoqiao's belly, and said with a smile on his face, "Little guys, you have made your mother fat so much, if you are messing around, when you come out, Dad will want you little PP." ”

"Brothers and sisters, Dad didn't lie, sister, my little PP was beaten by Dad many times, you must be obedient, when you grow up, my sister will take you to buy delicious things, plus teach you how to fight.... Seeing that her dad was attached to Mommy and talking, the little girl also came up greedily and said with a smile on her face.

Hearing the little girl's words, Liu Yu hurriedly covered the little girl's mouth and said speechlessly, "Xinxin, a demon king like you in the family is enough, and you still plan to make your younger brothers and sisters as naughty as you?"

"Oh, it turns out that the hostess is also pregnant, quack..... Little ones. Listen, I'm your commander Starling, and after you are born, I can take you to ride a big tiger and sing to you. Seeing that Liu Yu's family was talking about children again, there was an immediate sound of starling laughter on the other end of the phone.

Hearing the starling's voice, and then remembering that the starling could sing, Meng Xiaoqiao said into the phone, "Starling, starling, I have always wanted to hear you sing, you sing to the babies, maybe as soon as you sing, they won't kick me." ”

"Okay, little babies, starlings will sing you a beautiful nursery rhyme, let's swing the sculls together and give it to the little princes who have not yet been born, love you. ”

After a few quacked shouts, the starling straightened out his voice and sang happily, "Let us swing the oars, the boat pushes the waves, the beautiful white tower is reflected on the sea, surrounded by green trees and red walls, the boat is gentle, floating in the water, and the cool wind blows in the face........"

"The red scarf greets the sun, the sun shines on the sea, the fish in the water look at us, quietly listen to us sing happily, the boat floats softly in the water, and the cool wind blows in the face......."

"After the day's homework, let's have fun, I ask your dear partner, who will arrange a happy life for us, the boat is gentle, floating in the water, and a cool wind blows in front of us........"

"Let's swing the oars, the boat pushes away the waves, the sea reflects the beautiful white tower, surrounded by green trees and red walls, the boat floats gently in the water, and the cool wind blows in the face......."

After listening to the nursery rhyme of the starling, Meng Xiaoqiao covered his mouth and said with an incredible face, "Oh my God, I didn't believe that our starling could sing before, but now it's incredible to hear it with my own ears, oh my God, no wonder it can win the Grammy Award!!"

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