Chen Xu's cooking skills are still very set.

When the dishes were served, the second daughter was quite suspicious at first, but after a few chopsticks were down, she opened her eyebrows and smiled, and she couldn't see that Chen Xu was such an obscene person, and he could cook a good dish.

As a result, before the meal was finished, the second daughter decided not to care about the broken matter that the bedroom door was blocked, and agreed to stay, but the premise was that without their permission, Chen Xu would never step into the big living room.

You can't even peek into the big living room.

Although the conditions are harsh, they are comparable to their departure...... Immediately gave Chen Xu the courage to rush to wash the dishes.

Men wash the dishes and women sit, which is a bit bad.

However, all the great military strategists have taught that tactics can be ever-changing, but the core idea is always the same, that is, in order to achieve the ultimate goal, it can be temporarily sacrificed.

So that's how Chen Xu is doing it now.

Whether to wash the dishes or not is another question, in short, they are willing to stay. This is the exchange of local sacrifices for strategic success.

What God wishes is that the second daughter is a talker. I came back that night with a big bag and a small bag, which clearly recognized the fact of this shared apartment.

"Listen, it's a bad idea to prevent you from breaking the peace, a lewd man, so it's necessary to let you know something, oh, look, what's this?"

"Knives!"

"Where's this?"

“…… Let's prevent wolves. ”

"By the way, you have a good eye, so what about this?"

"I'm dizzy, why did you even get tear gas. ”

"It's not genuine, but it should be enough to deal with you. So Chen Xu, you must be honest with us in the future. Jin Yan said seriously.

Chen Xu also responded seriously.

Subsequently, Chen Xu was not unhappy, not only unhappy, he was so happy that he couldn't find the north, and he was intoxicated in reverie, until a long time later, he fell asleep in the small living room in a daze.

Tonight must be a good dream.

It was late at night, and suddenly, Chen Xu found that there was an extra black shadow in the house, like a female ghost, slowly walking towards him.

Chen Xu hurriedly squinted.

Nima!

It turned out to be Jin Yan.

No, this woman looks pretty decent during the day, but at night, she's so hungry and thirsty that she wants to find me to solve it?

In this regard, Chen Xu was a little hesitant: "She just walked out, and she didn't really pounce on me, maybe she has sleepwalking." ”

But when he was thinking wildly, Jin Yan walked towards him with a clear goal, and held a bright ...... in his hand Knife.

This scene immediately made Chen Xu's blood coagulate, and he panicked. He quickly grabbed the pillow and acted as a shield.

At this time, Chen Xu realized that his understanding of Zhou Zifan and Jin Yan was far from enough.

This scene is clearly the rhythm of killing people and robbing money!

At the same time, Jin Yan also found that Chen Xu was awake, so she stopped walking. She raised her miserable white face in the dark night, and suddenly a sentence came.

"Hey, you're not asleep yet?"

Chen Xu's eyes widened and he smiled awkwardly: "No, if you are short of money, I still have a few thousand yuan in my pocket on the chair, and I will give it all to you." Let's talk about it. ”

Jin Yan scolded murderously, "Fuck off, do you think I'm a robber?"

Chen Xu looked at her speechlessly.

I was shouting in my heart: You are not yet, so what is?

The scene was momentarily deadlocked.

After a long time, Jin Yan suddenly chuckled: "Okay, go back to your own house, find your own shop, and sleep." ”

She smirked and walked away, back into the large living room.

Then, the world fell silent.

Chen Xu stayed where he was, stretched out his hand, wiped his sweatless forehead, and his heart was really palpitating. He wasn't really afraid of Jin Yan with a knife, but he didn't know the situation - just now Jin Yan came over with a knife in the middle of the night, what was he trying to do?

I can't figure out this question, where does he dare to fall asleep.

So he got up lightly, grabbed a chair, walked to the corner of the large living room door, and squatted down to listen.

This sounded like a long, long time, and when I was about to give up, there was a whispering voice from inside.

It was Zhou Zifan's voice, she was asking in a low voice, hey, what's wrong?

"It's fun, it's fun. Jin Yan chuckled, as if she was waiting to share the scene just now, and whispered: "Zizi, didn't you see it, that lewd boy was almost scared to death, thinking that I was going to rob him, and hurriedly cried and begged to pay the money not to kill." ”

"Is that funny? He's crying?"

"I didn't really cry, but it's pretty much it. Hey, why don't you go there now and let him know that we're actually witches?"

"This ...... It's not good to scare him twice a night, or I'll be fine tomorrow night, and I'll go buy a ghost mask first. Let's take another costume costume to make sure he cries tomorrow night. "If you want to have long hair, put it on your face first......"

The second daughter squirmed, and the more she talked, the more energetic she became, hiding in the quilt and laughing secretly.

In the corner of the wall, Chen Xu was depressed and wanted to cry, from the conversation between the two daughters, he understood that these two were obviously full of food, and they used the way of playing the wicked to scare him not to mess around in the future.

As for who would come up with such a bad idea?

Don't guess, it must be the tigress on the surface and the lewd Jin Yan on the inside.

Do you want to come and not be rude?

Now cover their heads with a sheet and play a game of midnight ghost for the two of them?

In this regard, Chen Xu hesitated: "It's just a farce, and it won't be good to deal with the aftermath if it frightens them." ”

It's decided!

Just act as if nothing happened

Wash and sleep ......

After knowing that there would be no more moths tonight, Chen Xu quickly fell asleep. However, the sky is not yet bright, and someone is pushing him.

When I opened my eyes, it was Zhou Zifan.

Zhou Zifan said: "Hey, you lazy, hurry up, it's time to go to work, this place is quite far away from the company, we have to hurry up." ”

"Go to work?" Chen Xu suddenly lamented, "But I just put up a name." ”

Zhou Zifan's smile immediately stiffened, and she said, "Chen Xu, what trick are you playing?"

"Well, just kidding, just kidding. ”

Chen Xu laughed dryly, immediately got up, and quickly dressed. He was in that Hongxiang group company, originally just a nominal person, and he could not go, but now it seems that it is still necessary to go.

He doesn't have to clean up much, just wash his face and finish it, and then smoke a cigarette and live happily like a fairy.

But before he could take a few puffs, he was hit hard.

This......

Chen Xu was stunned, his anger was blazing, and he raised his eyes to look,

I'm going to go!

It's Jin Yan, this girl is actually holding a plastic basin, eager to try it again.

Chen Xu couldn't calm down.

"I said, how long do you want to make trouble?"

"Bang," another basin fell, and Jin Yan shouted: "Zizi, come here, this guy wants to hit me." ”

"Oh, here it is. Zhou Zifan came quickly.

So there was a burst of chickens and dogs, and the two females joined forces and staged another violent beating with tacit understanding.

Oooooooo

It hurts, I know, I know!

Chen Xu hugged his head and shouted.

So the two daughters were satisfied, stopped, and went their separate ways, dressing up beautifully.

Chen Xu got up, patted the dust, and sat there dejectedly, this matter could not be brought back, so he had to watch the news first.

"Hey, don't be idle, if you have time to play with your mobile phone, you might as well copy two bowls of egg fried rice, don't say there is no leftovers, I didn't move much in a big pot of rice last night." Go to work, don't be verbose. Jin Yan stared at her waist so fiercely.

I'm fork, your Jin Yan, this is specifically to help Zhou Zifan sing blackface, isn't it?

Chen Xu immediately understood this, so he stood up with his eyebrows in his eyes, walked to the kitchen, and was angry: "Really, I called your two ancestors to come, making Lao Tzu feel like he had become your servants." ”

"What did you say?" Jin Yan angrily replied in the back.

Chen Xu was speechless, turned around, and begged in despair: "I said, do you want people to live a stable life?"

"Fry your rice, why is there so much nonsense?" Jin Yan turned her head and looked for a helper: "Zizi, this guy doesn't want to share a house with us anymore, what do you say?"

I'm rubbing!

Isn't it just a scrambled egg and egg rice, I'm scrambling, can't I fry it?

Chen Xu was speechless, immediately moved, and decided.

When you add chili peppers for a while, you should add them fiercely, and it is best to choke a pot of chili peppers with warm oil first, only take chili oil, and not see chili peppers, so that you can get it

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