134, slap in the face!
"Let's go, your wounds need to be treated. ”
"You call me a taxi, I can't get to the hospital. ”
"Don't go to the hospital, I'll find a friend to treat you. ”
I was holding on hard with one breath just now, but now I have reached my limit, I have lost too much blood, and I am hot and cold all over my body, which is very uncomfortable.
Harayasu stopped a few taxis, and the driver didn't want to take me when he saw the blood on my body, for fear that we were hooligans fighting, and at the same time afraid that I would dirty the inside of the car.
I don't blame them, compare my heart to my heart, if it were me, I wouldn't dare to pull two men who were covered in blood, had a big hole in their stomachs, and were still wandering around outside in the middle of the night.
In the end, the actions of the two of us directly attracted a police officer from the joint defense team, who didn't know me and tortured us, thinking that we were fighting, but I insisted that I was injured by a fall.
The officers of the Joint Defense Team looked at me suspiciously, but they didn't believe me.
"Comrade policeman, if you don't believe me, let me go to the hospital, or I'll die on your motorcycle. ”
"Less fucking poor mouth, do you have any family members?"
I thought about it, in the middle of the night, who else could I find besides Wang Jianfeng, so I told him Wang Jianfeng's phone number, and it just so happened that I also needed to see Wang Jianfeng and discuss some things with him.
"Stay honest and call an ambulance for you. ”
Yuan Kang and I sat on the road, and I sighed: "As a result, I still have to go to the hospital, and I have been associated with the hospital for more than half a year." I sometimes laugh at myself, I should go to the hospital to help me get a VIP card, maybe I can get a discount on my belly sewing in the future. ”
Yuan Yasu was preoccupied, smoking a cigarette with an expressionless face, and said, "No, my friend will be here soon." ”
After less than three minutes, a light lit up in the distance, this light is the headlight of the battery car, and it stands to reason that no one should ride the battery car on the road in the middle of the night.
"Lack of morality, I turned on such bright high beams in the middle of the night, I want to shine on anyone. ”
I couldn't keep my eyes open from the high beams, but the car was still coming at us, and the lights almost blinded me.
When I turned my head to avoid the light, I saw that Hara Yasu was calmly facing the direction of the high beam, and his eyes were red, but he didn't hide at all, and it seemed that he could see things clearly against the light.
"Yuan Kang, did you practice this eye in the Shaolin Temple or in the army?"
I asked, muttering in my heart, if these eyes were practiced in the Shaolin Temple, then I guess the Shaolin Temple is not for martial arts, but for cultivating some special mutants. Haraha's vision is also surprisingly good, and he can see people's movements clearly in the dark place.
"Troops. ”
"You're not a special soldier, you're a special person. ”
Yuan Kang said coldly: "My friend is here. ”
He stood up on the ground, and the police were a little surprised when they saw the battery car stop in front of us, and wanted to go up to negotiate, Yuan Kang said: "Comrade, he is my personal doctor, let him show my friend." ”
The police wanted to stop it, but when they heard the words of the private doctor, they laughed and scolded in a low voice: "You can really pretend to be a coercion, a barefoot doctor is a barefoot doctor, and a private doctor." ”
Yuan Kang didn't hear it, and then with a snap of the electric door, the light of the battery car that could illuminate the blind eyes dimmed, and I jumped up from the ground: "Ye Ye." ”
Ye Ye said angrily: "Damn, it's you again." ”
"Do you know him?" asked Harayasu, looking at the two of us.
Ye Ye sneered: "He is Wang Jianfeng's brother, you won't forget Wang Jianfeng, the son of Wang Sheng's old bastard." ”
I roared, "Ye Ye, you clean your mouth for me." ”
Even if I can't beat Yuan Kang, I won't let people insult Wang Sheng in front of me like this.
The first few times I didn't bother with Ye Ye, it was because Ye Ye saved Liu Xiaohu, and I didn't want to hurt Liu Xiaohu, but this time it was different.
Ye Ye sneered: "You fucking beat someone, didn't you?" Your face is swollen like a pig's head. Yuan Kang, if you have this kind of good show in the future, ask me to come out and take a look, I see that he is swollen like a pig's head, and I feel relieved. ”
I opened my mouth and wanted to scold him, I felt powerless, at this time I especially hoped that Lin Qianqian was by my side, so she could help me scold him directly.
I have written down this Liangzi today, as well as Ye Ye's words, I have memorized all of them without missing a word, and when Lin Qianqian comes back, I will find him to come back, so that he can also experience what it means to be bloody.
I took a look at Yuan Kang, and some people were nervous, since Yuan Kang's sister was surnamed Ye, she and Wang Sheng also had a grudge, but I don't know if Yuan Kang would vent this anger on my head.
Yuan Kang said: "Okay Yezi, treat him." ”
"What? you let me!" Hano opened his mouth in surprise, and I was also very surprised.
Yuan Kang couldn't say anything: "Well, let's do it." ”
Ye Ye seemed to listen to Yuan Kang's words, and when Yuan Kang said this, he suddenly looked very unhappy, but he couldn't help but listen to Yuan Kang, so he had to baa in front of me.
I smiled immorally: "I'm sorry for you, I don't have any money for you this time, you have to treat me for nothing." ”
Ye Ye glared at me, and said angrily: "Shut your mouth, or I'll look at your face rotten!"
I said, "Then you come, as long as you are not afraid of Yuan Kang." ”
Yuan Kang said: "Don't make trouble, hurry up." ”
Ye Ye was angry and couldn't do anything, so he had to take out a few medicine bottles from his pocket.
I knew that he couldn't have seen my face rotten, because when Harayasu told him, he didn't know that this injured person was me, and the few medicines he carried with him must have been good medicine for wounds.
I've seen Ye Ye's medical skills, and this kid's medical skills are absolutely fine.
"Hey, I said you guys, let's wait, don't get some three-nothing herbs and rub them on your face, you are careful to really cure your face. ”
The police couldn't stand it anymore at this time, so they came over and said something. In fact, it's no wonder that he has this kind of thought, anyone who sees Ye Ye's hanging appearance and such a young appearance will not believe his strength.
Ye Ye glanced at him and snorted coldly: "Fart." ”
The police didn't have a seizure, probably because of his own police skin, but he didn't say angrily: "Kindness is like a donkey's liver and lungs, I'll sit here and see how you cure your face, don't blame me for not reminding you." ”
Ye Ye said: "If I am cured, you can call me grandpa." ”
The policeman frowned: "Are you bored?"
"Then you learn to bark, why should I make you suspicious for no reason?"
Seeing that the police were already about to have a seizure, Hara Yasu hurriedly stopped Ye Ye.
Ye Ye really listened to Yuan Kang's words, even if he was very unhappy in his heart, but as long as Yuan Kang said a word, this kid would no longer talk nonsense, I looked a little dumbfounded, and I admired Yuan Kang a little in my heart.
Ye Ye took a bottle of green medicine and pasted it directly into my face, his movements were very heavy, as if he was deliberately trying to hurt me. My face was already very badly injured, not to mention pushing it with my hands, it would hurt even if I took a breath, this kid deliberately couldn't get along with me.
But I knew that his herbs were useful, so I held back, but I had a grudge in my heart. When Lin Qianqian comes back, you must let Lin Qianqian bury him a few words.
Finally, after five minutes, the medicine was applied.
The policeman stared at my face and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Half of your face looks like that lotus leaf chicken now. It's the kind that is wrapped in lotus leaves and roasted. Okay, I said don't toss, the ambulance is coming, follow me on. ”
I still have a wound on my stomach, if Ye Ye treats me, it will be fine, but if the doctor sews it up for me, it will not be cured in ten days and half a month, and it will leave a scar.
Of course I wouldn't go with the doctor.
Two doctors got out of the ambulance, and at this time Hano really squatted on my face, intending to give me medicine on my stomach.
When the police saw that we didn't move, they were anxious and came to drag me: "Are you two hundred and five, I think you are very clever, and you still believe in this kind of deceptive Chinese medicine." ”
Ye Ye said: "What the fuck are you talking about, I've put up with you for a long time, who told you that Chinese medicine is a lie?"
The policeman also said angrily: "I have put up with you for a long time, just a liar like you, I can catch 80 if I don't catch 1,000 a year, you dare to say that you are not cheating? You look like a fucking deceitful face." ”
In fact, it's no wonder that this little policeman has no knowledge, Ye Ye is the youngest academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences! He can't get along with the liar at all.
Ye Ye was already in a bad mood, but he laughed angrily at these words, stood up and asked the little policeman: "If I wasn't a liar, would you be able to slap yourself in the face?"
The little policeman was annoyed and angry: "You go to the bureau with me, whether you are a liar or not, you will know by investigating and investigating." ”
Ye Ye broke free of his control and said fiercely: "You don't have to go, you can prove it here." You fucking remember, if it turns out that I'm not a liar, you're going to slap yourself in the face!"
After saying that, Ye Ye grabbed my head and pulled the things on my face that were just laughingly called "lotus leaf chicken" by the little policeman.