Chapter 8 My eldest brother has a hole in his brain
In a large room that imitates a classroom, the third round of the Ding Sword Sect's entrance assessment, the written exam, is in full swing.
A densely packed test paper on both sides of the front and back, with a total score of 25, 40 multiple-choice questions totaling 10 points, 20 true/false questions totaling 5 points, and four question-and-answer questions totaling 10 points......
Ye Zheng came back to his senses.
The classroom was full of the rustle of serious writing, and a group of candidates were either struggling to write or thinking sadly, which almost made him think that he had taken the college entrance examination in advance.
lowered his head, held the pen and looked at the exam papers-
Multiple choice, first question.
[Which of the following peaks does not include the seven peaks of the Ding Sword Sect?] A, Jade Emperor Peak, B, Aolai Peak, C, Heavenly Candle Peak, D, Jade Girl Peak.
Well, this question is relatively normal, I heard Zhang Heng introduce it when I first came, and it is right to choose D.
Further down.
Multiple choice, second question.
[Judging from the portrait silhouette, which of the following is the current sect master of the Ding Sword Sect?] (Note: The correct silhouette has been on the "Today's Xiuzhen" Sect Master Interview Column)
Ye Zheng: "......"
Map selection, ABCD four options are about the same size, and people who are not familiar with the sect master of the Ding Sword Sect can't recognize it at all, okay?
Also, what's the difference between this hint and not? Is this question an advertising fee for "Today's Cultivation of Truth"?!
Spit and complain, you have to continue to take the exam, Ye Zheng casually chose a B and continued to look down.
Multiple choice, question 3.
[Which of the following titles is most in line with the temperament of the people of Xiaobaijianmen?] A, drunkard, B, rotten person, C, parallel goods, D, all of the above.
Ye Zheng: "......"
For the sake of scores, silently choose D.
But......
He now has excellent eyesight, secretly glanced at other people's test papers, and suddenly found that other people's test papers seemed to be a little different from his?
Look at the brother dei on the left, the volume is neat, there are four sides of an exam paper, there is only one question and answer question on each side, there are no multiple choice questions and judgment questions at all, at this time this brother dei's brows have been wrinkled into Chuanchuan Chuanchuan......
glanced at the other party's question, question and answer question, the first question -
[Please explain the importance of the twenty-four gods to the eighteen styles of the Heavenly Dao Academy's basic swordsmanship based on the "Taiwei Emperor Jun's Twenty-four Divine Qi Sutra", and calculate the spiritual power ration of each type with the spiritual power of one spirit pill as the total.] (Note: Diagrams can be used.) )
Ye Zheng: "......"
I'm sorry, I haven't learned basic swordsmanship, so I'll do my multiple-choice questions quietly......
Multiple choice, question 4.
[When the master and the Taoist companion are captured by the disciples of the Little White Sword Sect at the same time, who do you save first?] A, Shizun, B, Daoist, C, disciples of the Little White Sword Sect, D, yourself.
All the way down, all the way is "......", the more Ye Zheng does it, the more he can't cry or laugh, except for the first one, there are no more normal multiple-choice questions.
For example, this nineteenth multiple-choice question is accompanied by a full-body photo of a fairy, and the topic is [May I ask what is more attractive to you about this little junior sister of the Ding Sword Sect Yi Jianjun?]
A, big breasts, B, white skin, C, beautiful, D, backstage.
Another example is question 37 -
[When there is no one around, Shizun blinks at you twice in his left eye, what do you think?] A, he wants to subtly rule you, B, ask you for pocket money and be embarrassed to speak, C, go to the room at two o'clock in the morning, D, there will be more second masters in the future.
At the end of the forty multiple-choice questions, the more the questions came out, the more free they became, there was basically no objective correct answer, and it was obvious that the other party had begun to target him again.
After Ye Zheng learned that the task was exposed, he had already regarded this introductory assessment as entertainment, and Lin Yuanzhou's boss didn't let him have to be admitted to the Ding Sword Sect to complete the task, and his mentality was very relaxed......
He continued to write, and the question was solved.
True/False, Question 1.
[Ding Jian Sect is the strongest sect in China. (parentheses)
True/False, Question 2.
[The fairies of the Ding Sword Sect are the most beautiful. (parentheses)
It was "......" all the way, Ye Zheng was already numb, and he simply slipped all the √.
The last four questions remained-
Q&A question, question 1.
[Please state your background.] (Note: The more miserable the better, and there will be extra points for tear-jerking.) )
Full of Huaxia talent show routines, Ye Zheng thought about it and directly put pen to paper: "I come from a poor town, and 50,000 words are omitted here." ”
Q&A question, question 2.
[Please state the life story of the girl who came with you.] (Note: The more brilliant the better, and the effect that can trigger your green leaves will be a plus.) )
Emmm……
Ye Zheng wrote the word "rich" concisely.
Q&A question, question 3.
[The third round of the assessment, what is your impression of our Ding Sword Sect?] (Note: If you say the wrong thing, you will die.) )
He thought seriously about this question for a while, and slowly put it down: "I don't dare to say the truth, and I don't want to say the falsehood." ”
Question 4.
[Say you love me.] (Note: 10 points are added for that.) )
Ye Zheng: "......"
Ma chicken, dignified Ding Sword Sect entrance assessment, can you be normal? What kind of immortal did he deliberately give him a scroll, do you like to let go of yourself so much?!
Fortunately, this question has a big loophole, and his mind turned sharply and he hurriedly wrote down the words "love me".
With a long exhalation, Ye Zheng pressed his temples, and most of the candidates around him who were doing normal exam papers only wrote the second question, in order not to make a head bird again, he honestly waited and did not hand in the papers.
The examiners of the third round were two D-level disciples of the Ding Sword Sect, who purely played the role of invigilators, one sat on the podium and kept watching, and the other kept moving.
The latter went around in a small half circle, and just walked to Ye Zheng's side, with a narrow expression on his face: "Are you done?" Why don't you hand in the papers?"
Ye Zheng was stunned and replied, "I want to check ...... again."
"No need to check, you ...... exam papers" The disciple knew that his exam paper was special, and he couldn't hold back, and laughed loudly, this time Ye Zheng, who finished it early, once again became the target of everyone, and one after another intriguing eyes pierced his body, so he couldn't be congested......
"You hand in your papers now, and I'll take you directly to the fourth round. The man couldn't help laughing, and couldn't help but say that he took away his exam paper, and led Ye Zheng out directly.
When all eyes were cut off from the door, this disciple named Jiang Axe patted Ye Zheng on the shoulder and solemnly admonished: "The fourth round is personally checked by our senior brother Yueguanfeng, you be careful, my senior brother has a hole in his brain......"
Ye Zheng: "???"
Ha???
……
"Ahem, this is my senior brother. Jiang Axe pointed ahead, looked disgusted, silently took a few steps back, and ran away without Ye Zheng's complete surprise.
Ye Zheng: "......"
In front of the antique seven-story attic, an elegant man smiled and hurriedly walked down the steps to greet him: "Oh, I'm here to participate in the fourth round so soon, and I deserve to be the protagonist." ”
Ye Zhengxiao's heart twitched: "What? protagonist?"
"Don't admit it, I've looked into you, look at yourself. ”
The elegant man clenched his fist in one hand, and broke his fingers with the other hand, "Growing up in an orphanage, with a tragic past, he has been inconspicuous since he was a child, and he has not made any achievements, but his life is so good that this white rich and beautiful girl upstairs is willing to help you......"
The five fingers were all broken, and the elegant man clenched his fists again: "Let's calculate it for you, I suddenly woke up more than a month ago and my strength soared, I gained a lot from the ruins twice, I made friends with a group of big guys with strange magic weapons, and I was targeted by evil forces like Kong Sang, and I defeated the big boss like Short Ziqing by chance......"
The five fingers were all broken apart, and the elegant man finally withdrew his hand, his eyes lit up with envy: "Isn't this the kind of routine that the protagonist walks in fantasy, and you keep encountering things that can pretend to be X and slap your face on the way from Taiqing Mountain to Dingjian Sect, including the entry assessment, which completely verifies the conjecture that you are the protagonist~ So ......"
Ye Zheng subconsciously answered: "So ......"
"In the fourth round of assessment, the eyes of the senior brother ......," the elegant man said seriously, "zero points." ”
He began to wreak his fingers again: "10 points in the first round, 25 points in the second round, 24 points in the third round, 0 points in the fourth round......" The elegant man arched his hand, "Congratulations to this classmate, 59 points, just failing, Ding Jianzong can't accept you~"
Ye Zheng: "......"
Wait, what the hell?!
What is the protagonist for a while, and the protagonist for a while, and he doesn't play cards according to the routine?
Shouldn't you accept me as the protagonist to revitalize the sect?
And those so-called pretending to be X slapping in the face along the road, it must be you, the senior brother who is disliked by your junior brother, who is doing ghosts!
"Do you think my decision is unscientific?" the elegant man smiled.
His smile was very sincere, with a handsome face, which made people feel like a spring breeze, Ye Zheng didn't know how to answer for a while, so he could only nod.
"Oh, there's no way, who told you to restrain me, don't believe me to give you the math. ”
The elegant man began to snap his fingers, "My identity is the senior brother of Yueguanfeng, my parents are healthy and the family is happy, there is no tragic past, I am a genius when I practice all the way, and my master is above 1......0,000 people under the Ding Sword Sect alone."
This time, after all five fingers were broken, he did not take it back, but began to stretch out his fingers with his other hand: "I am valued by the sect, beauty and wisdom coexist, it is the dream of the girls of the entire Ding Sword Sect, and the junior disciples also respect me, and I am the best choice for the future sect master......"
The ten fingers of both hands were all spread out, like two peonies in front of Ye Zheng's eyes, and the elegant man looked at the stunned young man with a smile and asked, "So, do you understand?"
"......" Ye Zheng rubbed his eyebrows, not knowing what expression to use to face him, he could only ask rhetorically, "What should I understand?"
"What else? Of course you're me......"
The elegant man earnestly taught, "According to the fantasy routine, after you enter the sect, you will definitely hang everyone, including a glamorous cannon fodder character like me, I don't want to be cannon fodder by you, or because of you, my mentality collapses and betrays the sect and then be cannon fodder by you, so I want to eliminate this possibility from the source!"
By the end of the words, the elegant man had already begun to clench his fists to cheer himself up.
The corners of Ye Zheng's mouth twitched: "This reason...... Reasonable...... But according to the fantasy routine, aren't you afraid that I, the protagonist, will hold a grudge and enter other small sects to counterattack the Ding Sword Sect?"
"I'm afraid, but I can save ......"
The elegant man had an expression of wisdom bead in his hand, "In order to put an end to this situation, I have a plan that will neither treat you badly nor let you join the Ding Sword Sect cannon fodder, I have decided to ......"
"Escort you into the Little White Sword Gate!"