Chapter 1: Wedge - Immortal King Fart Collapse Space
The fairy king didn't hold back and let out a fart.
Fart is not a big deal, the key is to stand at the South Heavenly Gate.
"Hmm~, comfortable, this fart has been holding back for a year. You see, the vision is clear. Huh, where is this?" The cloud was shrouded in mist and was blown away by a fart.
The fairy king naturally concealed the embarrassment of inappropriate behavior in public.
The Immortal King pointed down suspiciously.
Ho~!
This fart that has been held for a year tastes really domineering!
The immortals looked disgusted and took a step back.
An immortal with gray hair and beard was helpless, and looked up and down with a dark face.
"King, that is the Nether Mortal Realm, which you inspected last year. One of the immortals stroked his gray beard and said.
The Immortal King turned his head and glanced at the immortal: "Of course Lone knows, what Lone is asking is that? It wasn't like this scene a year ago." ”
The white-bearded immortal followed the immortal king's point and took a closer look: "Wang, it's a high-rise building, a house made of reinforced concrete. ”
"Can you eat reinforced concrete?" asked the Immortal King, puzzled.
"Eat your sister! The fairy king can't eat dirt!" the whitebeard immortal's voice doubled.
"Ahem, pay attention to your identity, Lone is the fairy king, and he is in public. The fairy king coughed twice in embarrassment.
"I'm sorry, it's rude, King. The white-bearded immortal was helpless and gave a salute: "The world below is developing rapidly, and it has become a world of unique scientific and technological civilization." ”
"This is too fast, has it only been a year, and it has developed like this?" the Immortal King continued.
The white-bearded immortal glanced at the immortal king with disdain, with your IQ, it is really a miracle that you have been an immortal king for tens of thousands of years.
"O king, one day in the upper realm, and one year in the lower realm. It's been a year since your last inspection, and the Nether Realm is more than three hundred and sixty years old. ”
"Ouch, that, that, what? The fairy king looked curious, ignored the white-bearded immortal, and pointed to the following and inquired vigorously.
The white-bearded immortal glanced at it: "King, those four wheels seem to be called cars, and the cubes in the hands of mortals seem to be called mobile phones." ”
"Alas, our immortal realm is lagging behind, how can we not have such a fun thing?" the immortal king shook his head.
Then he turned around: "Whoever is that, go down and get some up, study and study." ”
The named immortal looked helpless: "Wang, three years ago in the Immortal Calendar, you ordered all the nether passages to be destroyed, and we can't go down. ”
"Really, are you sure it was Lone's order, why doesn't Lone remember?" the Immortal King looked puzzled.
"It's you!" the immortals said in unison, their tones full of complaints.
can't go to the lower realm, suddenly there is a lot less fun, and it's strange that the immortals don't complain.
The white-bearded immortal spoke, "O king, at that time you said that the world below should have its own development. We just want to ensure its steady development, and we should not interfere too much. ”
"Therefore, you ordered the destruction of all the nether passages. ”
The Immortal King looked understanding, and nodded: "It's just, how many years have it been? ”
The immortals looked at each other and shook their heads, indicating that they didn't know.
The white-bearded immortal sighed: "For thousands of years after the passage was destroyed, without the teachings and inheritance of our immortals, the cultivation resources of the lower realm have been relatively scarce, and the exercises have become incomplete, and the cultivation can be described as difficult. Most people have given up their spiritual practice. ”
"Moreover, the current Nether Realm is deliberately concealing the existence of cultivators. And we, the immortals, have become myths and legends. ”
The Immortal King also sighed: "How can anyone practice without cultivation? There is no new blood injected into our Immortal Realm, no wonder it has never developed." ”
"Lonely, did you make a wrong decision?"
"Yes!" all the immortals said in unison, not saving the immortal king any face.
The fairy king looked embarrassed, his boss, he didn't have any majesty at all.
The fairy king who farted in public, what more majesty do you want?
"Huh?" The Immortal King suddenly frowned suspiciously: "You tell Gu that the Nether Passage has been closed. So, what's that?"
The Immortal King pointed downward.
The whitebearded immortal looked down, and a large mouth was revealed in the sky above the Nether. From that big mouth, there were constantly heavenly soldiers and generals who were curious.
The white-bearded immortal's face was shocked: "I have a big groove, why did the barrier between the fairy realm and the nether realm break through?"
After speaking, he glanced at the fairy king with a reproachful face.
The fairy king felt that this look was not good: "Old man, don't look at Gu like this, as if Gu has done something bad." ”
"King, you fart... Got into trouble. The white-bearded immortal said.
The fairy king looked angry: "Don't slander Lone, Lone has farted before, and this kind of thing has not happened." If you want to laugh at Gu Dating's farting in public, just say it!"
"It's not really slandering you. The white-bearded immortal pinched his fingers and spoke.
The fairy king's eyelids jumped, it's over, this is still on the line. This guy pinched his fingers, and the results were basically very accurate. This is equivalent to closing the coffin.
"I'll analyze the principle of analysis with you, and there is a scientific basis for us to speak. The white-bearded fairy said, gesturing to his feet.
"Where is this? It is the only place where the Nether can be observed, and it is where the Nether Passage used to be. It can be said that it is the weakest place in the fairy world. ”
"As the fairy king, if you fart, that's also the output of spells. Usually there is nothing in other places, but in this South Heavenly Gate, the space barrier has directly collapsed. ”
When the white-bearded immortal said this, he raised his eyes and looked at the immortal king, and the meaning was already obvious.
"Old man, can't you talk to Gu about this alone?" the fairy king looked embarrassed.
The public farted in public, and finally covered up the past. This old man did not shy away from analyzing it. At this moment, how can the majesty of the immortal king exist!
However, the Immortal King seems to have never been majestic.
"Look, isn't this just right? I can't go over to play, but this time, I can pass. "The fairy king is also big-hearted, and he took advantage of the small slope to lead the donkey down.
The white-bearded immortal hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no! The world below has developed and has its own inherent worldview. Think about it, what will happen to the sudden appearance of the immortals in myths and legends, and it will cause panic among the people of the nether realm. ”
"Fortunately, there are no casualties so far, and it is not too late to make amends. ”
"What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and see whose subordinates dare to run out without permission? Catch them yourself, and by the way, punish you for covering up the incident and repair the leaky copper. ”
The whitebearded immortal roared.
"Go, go!" the fairy king was helpless and gave an order.
All the immortals behind you, hurry forward, don't care whose subordinates are, let's go.
The immortals glanced back at the immortal king with resentment, and rushed to the loophole.
Looking at the immortals who were busy catching people and mending cracks, the fairy king breathed a sigh of relief.
I've been holding back for a year, and I've made such a big move with a fart, so why don't I be reasonable.
"King, there's a guy stuck in the cracks. However, it seems to be a mortal, and, for some reason, its body is disappearing... ”
The white-bearded immortal pinched his fingers and counted, and his face changed.
"It's not good, this mortal is going to be sucked into the space gap, so the body will slowly disappear. There, but it's a realm that even we can't reach. ”
"You keep working, and I'll deal with it right away. ”
The white-bearded immortal said as he went.
The Immortal King suddenly spoke: "A mortal, is it worth your anxiety?"
"If it weren't for this incident, this mortal should have lived in peace. Things started because of the fairy world, how can the fairy world let it go. ”
"If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world. If one person ignores it, how can he ignore the world. ”
"Okay, okay, let's go quickly, don't bury the lonely here, the lonely one is wrong, right?"
The white-bearded immortal smiled and went to the netherworld.
The fairy king looked at the back of the white-bearded immortal and thought thoughtfully.