Chapter 11 Since ancient times, there have been many troubles
"What is this?" asked Sister Fang, looking at the shiny pattern on her hand.
"Fluorescent stamps, children know it. Wu Qing said casually.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”
Forehead!
Wu Qing looked at Sister Fang's expression and sighed for a while.
Therefore, being a tour guide for immortals is a high-risk profession, and at the same time, it is accompanied by high returns.
The high yield is because the immortals are mountain cannons, they don't understand anything, and they are easy to get embarrassing values.
The high risk is because after all, he is an immortal, and it is not easy to be too ruthless. Otherwise, the 720-degree vomiting maneuver is estimated to be the lightest punishment.
"Fluorescence is something that emits light in the dark or under special lights, similar to fireflies. Wu Qing hurriedly opened his mouth to explain, and his desire to survive caused him to react very quickly.
"Firefly, I see. Sister Fang suddenly realized, and then fell into doubts again: "That, what is the light?"
Wu Qing looked helpless, this tour guide did it, and he had to start from scratch.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 50 points. ”
Sister Fang looked at Wu Qing's expression with an embarrassed expression, is this another question that asks a very mountain cannon?
"The light is the light that comes from the lamp that shines. Why do lamps shine? It's because people invented electricity based on thunder and lightning, and by lighting it, the lamp glows. Accept it when you see it, Wu Qing hurriedly began to explain.
His purpose was to collect embarrassment, not to die to the immortals.
As soon as I entered the door, it suddenly became extremely noisy.
Jumping lights, roaring music, and crazy dancing crowds.
Sister Fang frowned unconsciously.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”
Sister Fang looked at the scantily clad woman on the stage, and the woman dancing with the man on the dance floor, her face was even more embarrassed.
Wu Qing smiled secretly, so this is the harvest season.
In this situation, Wu Qing didn't have to do anything, he could collect embarrassing value while lying down.
Wu Qing took Sister Fang to the bar and asked for two cocktails.
Looking at Sister Fang's puzzled eyes holding the cup, Wu Qing drank it all.
Sister Fang frowned and took a sip.
"What is this?" Sister Fang asked loudly.
Wu Qing was squirming around with the music at the moment, and did not listen to Sister Qingfang's words.
"What did you say?" Wu Qing leaned close to Sister Fang's ear and asked.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”
This is the first time someone has spoken in his ear.
The peculiar smell of a man, with the faint smell of what is in the cup.
"Smack!"
The body hung diagonally in the air, vomiting blood at 720 degrees.
Sister Fang was very uncomfortable with this and didn't control it.
Under the cover of roaring music, few people noticed this scene.
Wu Qing rubbed his face, his eyes full of resentment.
"What is this?" Sister Fang raised her glass to gesture to Wu Qing and asked again.
Wu Qing's mouth opened: "Wine, you still need to ask." ”
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”
Sister Fang is so angry in her heart.
I don't know what wine is.
Just like this, this taste, can this be wine?
You really use this immortal as a bun!
Wu Qing looked at Sister Fang's expression and knew what Sister Fang was thinking.
Syllable!
Wu Qing snapped his fingers and asked for a cocktail again.
"Tell the lady what it is. Wu Qing pointed to the wine in his hand and said to the bartender.
The bartender smiled slightly: "This is wine, I didn't know this when I came to the nightclub, Tu Baozi." ”
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”
Sister Fang's face flushed, and she looked at the liquid in the cup again, this is really wine? It seems that this immortal is really a dirt bun.
"Let's go, this immortal is not used to this environment, this music, such a loud sound, what kind of magic weapon is released? I haven't seen any musical instruments?" Sister Fang complained, but she was a little curious.
Wu Qing forgot to glance at the DJ on the high stage, and even the discing machine under his hand became a magic weapon.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”
Sister Fang saw Wu Qing's expression and knew that she was a mountain cannon again.
"Let's go dance, they've all come in, and it's expensive to spend money. Wu Qing said, drank the wine in the cup again, and invited Sister Fang to dance.
Sister Fang didn't drink the glass of wine in the end and put it on the bar.
Wu Qing picked it up again and drank it all.
"This one is more expensive than the ticket. Wu Qing pointed to the empty cup and said.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 50 points. ”
Accompanied by music, Wu Qing kept twisting his body and took Sister Fang to the dance floor.
Looking at Sister Fang, who was stiff and at a loss, Wu Qing shouted: "Sister Fang, don't pestle, you are here to dance." Come on, get moving!"
Accompanied by the music, Wu Qing's body writhed even more wildly.
No, the wine is up!
Sister Fang looked around, she didn't move, she was a little out of place.
Then, gritting his teeth, he moved.
Hiss!
Wu Qing was suddenly stunned.
There is no one else in the eyes, no music and no noise in the ears.
In the world in his eyes, only Sister Fang danced in front of him. So beautiful, so remarkable.
However, this is not an illusion. The scene was indeed quiet.
The crowd also quieted down, and even the DJ forgot the movements in his hands and looked at Sister Fang blankly.
Sister Fang, who was dancing, also noticed it and stopped with a red face.
My own dance seems to be even more out of place.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”
Sister Fang is dancing, but she is dancing that kind of classical dance. It's out of place with the music, with the environment.
However, if the dance is beautiful, the people are even more beautiful.
Everyone stopped moving, stunned.
This dance, this girl, should only be in heaven.
It's a pity that they don't know that Sister Fang is a fairy.
Hearing the system prompt, Wu Qing reacted, and applauded unconsciously.
Then, even more sensational applause was remembered around them. Everyone applauded.
"Wu Qing, let's go. Sister Fang stretched out her hand and pulled Wu Qing's sleeve, and said with a red face.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”
"Ah, good. ”
In a round of applause, Wu Qing walked out with Sister Fang.
"What a talented woman. ”
There was a sigh from the crowd.
The people who came together looked at each other.
Men show dissatisfaction with their female partners in their eyes, and women also show disdain for their male partners in their eyes.
But in contrast, it is more ashamed of oneself.
Wu Qing took Sister Fang and walked just two steps when he was stopped.
A group of angry thugs, smoking cigarettes, showed indecency towards Sister Fang in their eyes.
"Beauty, let's go, let's have fun. ”
"That's right, can you take you to play? ”
"This little white face, is it satisfied with you?"
The gangsters released and ridiculed Sister Fang and laughed at Wu Qing.
The crowd did not disperse, but gloated and looked lively.
"Wu Qing, help me teach them a lesson, Ben. Miss Ben was unwell and inconvenient to shoot. Sister Fang originally wanted to talk about this immortal, but in front of the public, she quickly changed her words.
Wu Qing lit a cigarette very handsomely and took a deep breath: "No problem, Sister Fang." ”
His eyes were full of contempt for these little gangsters, that action, that expression, and inexhaustible arrogance.
Damn, pretending to be forced in front of a beautiful woman, Lao Tzu is doing it!
"You deflated three, even Lao Tzu's dried tofu is teasing, I don't want to live anymore!" Wu Qing took another puff of cigarette and said slowly.
Syllable!
The body hung diagonally in the air, vomiting blood at 720 degrees.
"Fight, fight, squirt, who's your chick!"
Sister Fang said with a cold face.
Wu Qing in the air burst into tears.
Ancestor, your inconvenience is just for others.
Hit me, you're so sloppy!