Chapter 3: You're embarrassing my fat tiger
Fat Tiger, as its name suggests, gives people an oncoming 'tough' feeling.
Fat Tiger is 26 years old this year, with a height of 1.7 meters, but he weighs more than 200 pounds, and his horizontal development has not yet met an opponent. The flesh on his face was so crowded that his eyes couldn't see it, and Wu Qingdu screamed for the fat tiger's eyes.
Don't get me wrong, Wu Qing is not in estrus when he sees a woman.
Don't look at Fat Tiger like this, but his sister is really beautiful, and her body has no taste, Wu Qing suspects that these two brothers and sisters are not the same father and mother.
It's just that his sister is a little clingy.
"Fat Tiger, you're embarrassing me! I'm working, it's going to be overtime, don't you have nothing to do with me to recognize my relatives, it's okay for the two of us." Wu Qing picked up the motorcycle and glanced at the meal distressedly.
It's okay, I didn't sprinkle it.
Fat Tiger looked angry: "Wu Qing, you are embarrassment for my Fat Tiger." You slept with my sister, who is my brother-in-law, and I didn't dislike you for being a stinky food delivery person. Don't be embarrassed, come back with me and marry my sister. ”
"Fat Tiger, you're not right. Wu Qing said, taking a step forward: "Everyone, you love me, I want to say that I am happy, and the rivers and lakes are gone." If you do this, you still have to embarrass me.
"Bullshit, you love me, my fat tiger's sister, you said it's over after sleeping? I don't care, anyway, my sister said that you won't marry, you'd better go back with me obediently." The fat tiger looked angry, and the flesh on his face shook and shook.
Wu Qing was helpless, this reasoning still didn't make sense.
"Fat Tiger, you don't inquire about my Wu Qing's rules, what does my Wu Qing live by? That is, honesty and trustworthiness! Go back with you? You are going to smash my honest and reliable Xiaolangjun's signboard!" Wu Qing is not weak at all.
What a signboard for God!
The bastard is using this as a signboard!
You're asleep, you're still reasonable!
The fat tiger was not light, and he felt helpless deeply, and felt that he couldn't talk anymore this day.
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 50 points. ”
Fat Tiger clapped his hands, and four strong young men walked out of the corner.
"Rules, tell me the rules, you're embarrassing my fat tiger. Here, what my fat tiger said is the rule. ”
The fat tiger pointed viciously at his feet.
"Wu Qing, my fat tiger doesn't like to embarrass people, I'll give you two choices. One is to go back with me obediently, and the other is that I will beat you up and carry you back, you choose!"
Wu Qing sneered: "Childish, children make choices, everyone adults, be mature." ”
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 50 points. ”
I'll go, that's embarrassing for you?!
The fat tiger was helpless, pinching his waist and walking around: "You... You don't choose it, do you? That's okay, I'll choose it for you. Give me.. Get him for me. ”
The four brothers listened to the order, rushed up, and pressed down Wu Qing is a punch and kick.
"Damn, don't slap your face, my sister should cry when she sees it. The fat tiger had a fierce face, but he was helpless.
Why was his sister hooked by such a thing?
Wu Qing lay on the ground and let it be ravaged.
As for why not resist?
One, a harmonious society, don't fight and kill, it's boring.
Second, although you and I are willing, but after all, I slept with someone's sister, strictly speaking, as a man, it is a loss. Let the family beat up, and it can be regarded as venting the anger for others. With his own physique, he suffered this beating, and there was no.
However, Wu Qing also has his own bottom line.
That is, there is one, there is no two.
violates his bottom line, and a harmonious society can't save you.
It's okay to beat me up and get angry with you, if you want to beat me a second time, I agree, my dignity doesn't agree.
For fighting, Wu Qing not only has a bottom line, but also has a lot of principles and experience.
The principle is: if you can fight, you will fight, and if you can't fight, you will run.
The experience is: I can beat because of my high skills, but I can't beat the flour yet!
"Wu Qing, are you convinced!" the fat tiger walked back and forth anxiously.
If this is a good fight, I can't explain it to my sister!
"In my life, Wu Qing, I drank too much and didn't even support the wall, I will serve you? ”
Holy!
What the is this brain circuit!
"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 50 points. ”
Wu Qing's eyes rolled, this fat tiger won't still be a virgin, right? Why is it so easy to be embarrassed!
"Alright, let's kill again. I can't let my sister stay alive. Fat Tiger was distraught and waved his hand to stop the four brothers.
The fat tiger's eyes turned, walked to the back of Wu Qing's motorcycle, opened the incubator and took out the meal delivered by Wu Qing.
Wu Qing hurriedly got up and wanted to rush over.
"Fat Tiger, don't embarrass me, don't touch my job. ”
He didn't move two steps before he was stopped by the four brothers.
"What are you sending? rice noodles?" Fat Tiger opened the meal and picked up the chopsticks and took a bite.
This bite, I directly ate half of it, and what a big mouth it must be.
Then, the fat tiger spit back intact.
THIS FEELING ...
"Give it back to you. The fat tiger stretched out his hand and handed it out, and signaled not to stop Wu Qing.
Wu Qing was angry in his heart, but he still resisted the urge to do it.
Then, 'staggering' walked towards the fat tiger, looking like he had been beaten lightly.
Not far from the fat tiger, it happened to be next to the motorcycle.
Wu Qing stretched out his hand, just touching the meal.
Suddenly, his hand lifted hard.
"Fuck you!"
The rice noodles were buckled on the top of the fat tiger's head, and the hot soup was sprinkled on the head and face.
Taking advantage of everyone's lack of reaction, Wu Qing jumped on the motorcycle and started up.
At this time, the four brothers reacted and wanted to stop Wu Qing.
Wu Qing grabbed the accelerator and slammed it out.
Someone couldn't react, and was pulled and fell into a dog eating.
"Stop chasing!" Fat Tiger covered his face and stopped the four brothers.
"I can run away from the monk, but I can't run away from him Wu Qing. Quick, take me somewhere to wash my face. It's still spicy, and it's in the eyes. ”
Fat Tiger said, tears were left.
The four brothers were helpless, and they all stepped forward to support the fat tiger and walked in the opposite direction.
Wu Qing, who came out of the alley, glanced back, but no one caught up.
A monk who was made to run away from the desert is really no one.
There's no way, who let Wu clean up the loss.
God, you see, this time Fat Tiger and I don't owe each other.
Next time you trouble me, I'll do it.
Saying goes
People are doing it, the sky is watching, and there is monitoring when you raise your head.
Forget it, don't talk about it, this alley is too remote, there is no coverage monitoring, and it is disturbing.
Wu Qing, who was only thinking about things, didn't notice at all that he was riding a small motorcycle across the road with cars coming and going.
"Bang!"
With a loud bang, a car that couldn't brake hard hit the back buttocks of Wu Qing's motorcycle.
Luckily, a little further on, I hit my leg!
What a fart!
This is Wu Qing, who was in mid-air, roaring in his heart.
The sedan had a low chassis and a low body, and after hitting the small motorcycle, the driver Wu Qing was thrown into the air by a strong inertia.
"Boom!"
At this moment, there was a sudden explosion in the sky.
Wu Qingren was in mid-air, raising his eyes to take a look.
"me!"
How did a big hole appear in the sky?
Before Wu Qing could think about it, he felt that he was in mid-air and was sucked into the big hole.
"Going to die, going to die!"
The speed was too fast, and the wind whistled in his ears, blowing out Wu Qing's tears.
Wu Qingbiao burst into tears.
It was so terrible that Wu Qing was so frightened that he closed his eyes and didn't dare to look at it.
Suddenly, Wu Qing felt his body stop.
Moved, but couldn't move.
Wu Qing opened his eyes and looked around.
Forehead!
"Help! Kaka is stuck, I'm stuck in the sky. ”
So unlucky for Mao today?
"Come on, let me go, I still have a date!"
It is in vain to shout!
What's even worse is that Wu Qing feels that something is being pulled out of his body.
"I'm going to it, because Mao came out of my body by myself?"
"Ding, congratulations, the system has been fully unlocked!"
"Woo woo ... At this point, don't bother me with your broken system. ”
Wu Qing really cried this time.
Well?
Wait a minute?!
Fully unlocked?