Chapter 52: Hug your thighs
With vigorous strides.
Chen Xu once again stood in front of the rental room familiarly, took out the key, and immediately, after hearing the sound, Zhou Zifan's raised eyes met.
Obediently, Chen Xu didn't look at it, and he was immediately happy when he saw it. He immediately threw the box away and ran over. He wants to thank God, and he has to talk to each other, and that's right, it's too good luck.
In this slut's original judgment, even if Zhou Zifan stayed in the house at this time, Jin Yan's evil woman must have been extremely annoying.
It's good now!
It's really a godsend, only Zhou Zifan is sitting on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, such a God-given opportunity, it's like God specially turned on the green light.
The one-on-one that I dreamed of.
Rushing to the front, Chen Xu immediately lowered his body and hugged Zhou Zifan's legs, crying: "God have mercy, I finally see you again." ”
The excited appearance of crying made Zhou Zifan a little dumbfounded, and said in a daze: "What's wrong with you?" Saying that, he suddenly reacted, and his three fingers quickly twisted Chen Xu's ears, and said angrily: "Just say when you speak, what are you holding my legs for?"
"Ouch, tap, my ears are going to break. Chen Xu shouted in his mouth, thinking diligently in his heart: "As the old saying goes, if you don't fight, don't scold, don't love each other, you get used to holding it." Men are not bad...... Women don't love it!"
"Smack!" Zhou Zifan smacked Chen Xu in the eye with a pink fist, and said fiercely: "Don't let go, why are you thicker than the city wall?" ”
It seems that this scene reminded Zhou Zifan of the scene where he pretended to be a ghost and was hugged, and his little face was suddenly embarrassed, but he saw that Chen Xu didn't mean to let go at all, and put his chin on her thigh with a happy face, and suddenly became angry, stretched out his hand fiercely, and covered Chen Xu's face with five fingers.
"If you don't let go, I'll buckle your eyes!"
Chen Xu was taken aback. How can you take risks with your eyes? Hurriedly got up and patted his aching knee, but saw Zhou Zifan lifting the teacup on the table to splash himself. Chen Xu immediately called innocently: "Don't, it's just that I haven't seen you for a long time, and I was too excited for a while, and I didn't care about respecting each other." ”
"Whew!"
The more Zhou Zifan listened, the more ghostly he became, and finally couldn't help but a cup of tea flew on Chen Xu's face, and scolded: "The idiot who can't spit out ivory in the dog's mouth, who respects you like a guest." ”
In Chen Xu's wail, Zhou Zifan became annoyed, picked up a bottle of drink on the table, and said hatefully: "Say, where have you been for more than a month, and I can't get through to your phone?"
Tut!
So you're thinking about me, huh?
The flattered Chen Xu was suddenly very happy, and he couldn't care about wiping the tea on his face, and said with a flattering face: "So that you can know that this time I almost couldn't get out, I used a hunger strike to protest, so I got rid of my parents who insisted on giving me a blind date." You see, I'm hungry and thin. ”
As he spoke, he wanted to get closer.
"Stop. You're hungry and thin, you're hungry, what's the matter with me?"
Zhou Zifan couldn't cry or laugh, smashed this hippie smiling slut open with a bottle, and asked, "Are you going on a blind date?" ”
Hearing this, Chen Xu didn't know whether he was dead or alive again, and shouted: "But, I want to have a cub with you, don't you know my intentions?"
"Chen Xu!"
Zhou Zifan was almost angry, grabbed the glass plate on the table, crossed the table and charged at Chen Xu, and said angrily: "You are looking for death today, right? Okay, I'll fulfill you!"
"I can't live this day!" Chen Xu felt that something was wrong, turned around and ran, shouting as he ran: "This girl is crazy." I'm going to murder my husband. ”
"You're crazy. Zhou Zifan slammed behind.
Chen Xu felt a little broken. Knock knock knocked downstairs, didn't think about it, only turned a flight of stairs, and saw Jin Yan standing around the corner, a little dumbfounded.
When the savior appeared, Chen Xu immediately rushed over like a frightened lizard and hugged Jin Yan's leg and cried: "Help, the purple demon barrier is here, she wants to kill me!"
"Shut up!" Zhou Zifan shouted, rushed down the stairs, and shouted to Jin Yan, "You get out of the way." ”
Jin Yan was speechless, kicked this stubborn scoundrel away, and asked Zhou Zifan, "Why is this two-skinned face back?"
Zhou Zifan glanced at Chen Xu, who was hiding behind Jin Yan in poor baba, and also had a headache: "This laipi guy, said that he went on a blind date." ”
"Oh?"
Jin Yan was a little strange, this slut would actually tell Zizi about his own blind date, which is a bit like the sun coming out of the west.
That's what he said. Zhou Zifan explained.
"Yes, yes, if I hadn't gone on a hunger strike to scare my parents, my parents would have forced me to get married, but fortunately I was resolute and finally escaped from the clutches of that woman. ”
Hearing this, Jin Yan and Zhou Zifan rolled their eyes at each other, and said in their hearts: "If that woman really marries a slut like you, will she really jump into the fire pit and fall into the clutches of the devil?"
"Okay, it's not a problem to talk here, let's go back to the house first. Jin Yan said lightly.
"Oh. Zhou Zifan responded.
The two walked upstairs, but they didn't greet Chen Xu.
Chen Xu was very happy, it didn't matter if there was anyone to greet him, this tacitly accepted that it was a first-class joy to be able to go back to the house together. hurriedly followed.
This kind of behavior like a fart worm, the two women know it. After arriving at the house, Jin Yan was not polite at all and pointed to the kitchen.
"Go yourself, hurry up. ”
"Okay!
Finally being able to wait for a place where it could be used, Chen Xu was so happy that he almost jumped up. Immediately a cheetah jumped into the kitchen, and the speed was amazing. However, after some inspection, he saw that there was nothing in either the refrigerator or the cabbage, and he felt bitter in his mouth.
He looked for it, and if he could find small animals with meat such as cockroaches and rats in the kitchen at this time, he would definitely not mind frying them into a pot of umami delicacies.
It's a good thing to be able to satisfy the appetite of the two daughters, and nothing else matters.
Then, he walked out with a look of regret.
"What are you running out there for? Cook. Jin Yan glared, this guy didn't cook well, and actually ran out of the thief's eyebrows.
Chen Xu said with a smile: "I want to do it, but there is nothing in the kitchen." ”
"No, I don't care, you can figure it out yourself. Jin Yan said irresponsibly.
"Yes. Zhou Zifan also helped as a matter of course.
"What do you think?"
Chen Xu waved his hand angrily, angry.
Jin Yan said: "Idiot, when you see that there is no food, then you should hurry up and buy it." ”
Zhou Zifan said: "That's it." ”
Urging with his eyes as he spoke.
All right.
These two little sissies, standard lazy mothers-in-law!
Chen Xu walked out and tried very hard to make himself happy, he thought: "Damn, it's just a leg run, I'm afraid of a bird." ”
"During this time, I will feed you with big fish and meat every day, and when you both grow into big fat people, you still want to order me?
Typical spiritual victory
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