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Chapter 050: The Dog Bites [Page 1/1]

Chapter 050: The dog bites "Hehe, the young master is really a silver talent, obscene enough." Hey hey ......"

The old man hiding in the shadows smiled, and disappeared into the night as soon as he moved.

"Phew, how can this little guy be so shameless? ”

A masked black figure in the darkness tore off the stockings covering his head, and he was a stunning beauty. "Oh, sister, the stockings I just bought!" the woman sighed and disappeared into the night.

After Wei Xiaobao finished venting, he limped and picked up Xiao Liang on the ground and dragged it into the sports car, fortunately Wang Keke didn't have any accidents, otherwise, Wei Xiaobao was afraid that he would have to die to apologize.

"Shhh

As soon as Wei Xiaobao sat down, there was a heart-piercing pain in his buttocks.

Nima, shameless Youmu, inhuman Youmu, Damn, what the hell is the little devil thinking about all day, this is the chrysanthemum that wants to explode my brother!

Wei Xiaobao looked at the torn slacks, very depressed, finally Sun Jie bought herself a pair of pants, but she was damaged by the little devil before she wore it for a few days, what can you do now?

"Well, when I went back, I said I was bitten by a dog. ”

As he spoke, Wei Xiaobao started the car and drove towards the Pujiang community.

During this period, Wei Xiaobao did not forget to call Atai to find out about the situation of his injured brother last night.

"If only I could watch you sleep like this for the rest of my life. ”

The car stopped at the door of the villa, and Wei Xiaobao looked at the sleeping Wang Keke blankly, his eyes full of softness.

Even if he had just experienced the catastrophe of life and death, Wei Xiaobao was in a good mood at this time. After all, killers have a different view of life and death than ordinary people.

"I didn't expect that the person is handsome, and the character is good, there are still people secretly protecting me, is it the old man?" Wei Xiaobao muttered to himself, stretched out his hand and nodded at Wang Keke, and said, "Coco, I'm home." ”

"Why did it take so long to get here? I feel like half a century has passed. ”

Wang Keke was woken up by Wei Xiaobao, slowly took off the frame, and rubbed his eyes.

But in the next second, when he saw the blood on Wei Xiaobao's pants, he suddenly screamed.

"Stinky rascal, what did you do to me?

Ga!!!

Wei Xiaobao suddenly fainted, where is this?

God, if it doesn't snow today, how can you be worthy of me? I'm even more wronged than Dou E!

"Eldest sister, please see clearly, this is my own, okay? Wei Xiaobao stretched his old face, he didn't expect Wang Keke to disbelieve his character so much.

Is she evil, or am I lewd?

Wei Xiaobao affirmed the former without hesitation.

"Well, that'...... Xiaobao, what's wrong with you?" Wang Keke's brain reacted a little sluggishly for a while, and then he saw that the blood was indeed left from Wei Xiaobao's pants.

"It's okay, I got out of the car halfway just now, but I was attacked by a dog from behind. Wei Xiaobao said, but his body still hurt and he gasped.

"You say...... Were you bitten by a dog?" Wang Keke looked incredulous.

"Hey, I said that you two are home, and you are still reluctant to get out of the car, can't you be doing something dirty?" Sun Jie stood at the door of the villa and said to the two people in the car, with an evil smile on her face.

"Cousin, what nonsense are you talking about? Xiaobao was bitten by a dog, you should come over and take a look. ”

Wang Keke's face was slightly red, and he got out of the car first and threw Wei Xiaobao's hot potato to his cousin Sun Jie.

Unless it's a roaring dog, what kind of dog can bite him Wei Xiaobao?

Sun Jie also looked unbelieving, but if she didn't believe it, Sun Jie finally opened the car door and helped Wei Xiaobao out of the car.

"Damn, rabies has attacked so soon?" Sun Jie looked at Wei Xiaobao, who was always leaning towards her, and said, "Xiaobao, don't die!"

Flutter!

Even if Wei Xiaobao can pretend at this time, he will be thundered to the ground by Sun Jie's words, spitting blood!

God, is this what people say?

Wei Xiaobao was helpless, so he could only cough dryly: "Don't worry, I am immune to rabies." ”

This is true, when I was a child, what naughty things did Wei Xiaobao do in the village? Once I peeped at night when Aunt Wang was taking a bath, she was bitten by his pet dog several times, and then Wang Erya found a miracle medicine from her grandmother and gave it to him, and I heard that after eating the magic medicine of the cow fork, he was no longer afraid of dog bites.

"Well, it's really more than a beast. Sun Jie glanced at Wei Xiaobao with strange eyes.

In this way, Wei Xiaobao was embarrassed to lean on Sun Jie again, at most, he just admired the other party's figure up close.

Don't say it, the scale on Sister Sun Jie's chest is getting more and more gratifying. Wei Xiaobao glanced at the mountain peaks that trembled slightly with Sun Jie's steps, and said secretly: "It's so strong!"

Entering the villa, Sun Jie walked into a small room and took out an oversized medicine box.

"Are you sure you don't want to get vaccinated?"

Wang Ke was terrible about blood, but he still leaned over cautiously, he couldn't really see it in the car just now, and when he saw most of Wei Xiaobao's blood-stained pants at this time, Wang Keke couldn't help but worry.

"Hehe, I really don't need to. Hey, do you care about me?"

Wei Xiaobao smiled shamelessly.

"Cut, I'm afraid that when you get sick, you will chase me and my cousin to bite. ”

Wang Kekeqiao blushed and quibbled.

"Don't you two quarrel, Xiaobao hurry up and sit down, I'll help you bandage your wounds. Sun Jie opened the medicine box and greeted Wei Xiaobao.

"Ahem, no, no, I'll do it myself. ”

Wei Xiaobao laughed dryly and hurriedly hid in his room.

Just kidding, my brother's wound is on the ass, not to mention that my brother is known as Xiao Langjun, a pure little king, and people are very shy.

"Don't let them know that I have a mysterious, domineering tattoo on my butt. Wei Xiaobao touched the wound on his buttocks with one hand and took out his duffel bag from the closet.

"Hehe, it's still good to do this. ”

Wei Xiaobao took out a small porcelain vase with a strange shape from his worn-out duffel bag, and smiled coquettishly.

A special version of YN Baiyao!

Wei Xiaobao took off his pants three times and five by two, even the coquettish little underwear in the innermost part was no exception, although Wei Xiaobao liked SpongeBob SquarePants very much.

"I rub I rub rub rub...... Nima, why did they all fall to the ground!"

Wei Xiaobao found that because he couldn't see the wound, the medicine powder shook up.

"Don't bring such a cheat!" Looking at the medicinal powder scattered on the ground, Wei Xiaobao felt distressed for a while.

"Okay, get out of the way, cheap these two chicks. In the end, Wei Xiaobao was very helpless, and had to put on his pants and walk out of the bedroom, just ...... The underwear with SpongeBob SquarePants printed on it was still lying on the bed, and SpongeBob's smile on it was yellow and silver.