"I don't think I'm so pessimistic, you see! Aren't you seeing him now? Is the black shadow in the distance that is being blasted by the five thunderbolts Yang Chen? I said that the underworld is very effective. There's a good show to watch now!haha......"

Just when I was in a deep self-reproach, the old Pixiu suddenly said in surprise.

Princess An and I looked in the direction of the old Pixiu's eyes, and there was indeed a disgraced boy running wildly in the distance, and above his head was chasing a dark cloud, from which five bolts of lightning shot out continuously, and it happened to be above the poor boy's head......

"Damn! It's really Yang Chen's stinky boy! No, isn't it? This underworld is also a god, right? The joke is also serious? No wonder it's called the underworld! It's really a yin world!"

When I looked closely, I saw that the boy who had been hit by the five thunderbolts was constantly gesturing on his chest as he ran, apparently praying for himself. So I'm 100% sure it's Yang Chen.

Because Yang Chen is most afraid of thunderstorms, I remember that every summer during the thunderstorm season, as long as there is a sudden lightning and thunder in the middle of the night, and there is a violent storm, our entire boys' dormitory building will definitely be awakened!

Of course, he was not awakened by thunder and rain, but by the sleepwalking Yang Chen's dream words of crying father and calling his mother. Every time we all turned on the lights and ran out to take a look, we saw Yang Chen running around in the dormitory corridor like crazy, gesturing crosses on his chest as he ran, so I could be so sure that the little black shadow dancing in the distance was Yang Chen.

"Ah? It's really Yang Chen! What a poor baby! Husband, I'll accompany you to give him a silent mourning, right? But, husband, you can't talk about us in the underworld! This only shows that we are in the underworld, think about it, yesterday at noon in the bathroom of the yang dormitory, casually joked with me that you wanted to marry me on the spot, didn't I immediately sign a soul contract with you at that time? And I married you that night and gave birth to a daughter for you. ”

Princess An He glanced at Yang Chen sympathetically, and then took my arm and retorted seriously.

"Haha! It's really Yang Chen! What a poor baby! Husband! Ahh ”

The old Pixiu laughed so much that tears were about to come out, and pointed at An and Princess Ann.

"Please? Ahh

Princess An He pointed at the old Pixiu and scolded without showing weakness.

"What a stupid ghost girl with one tendon! If there is no tofu in the underworld, you won't go to the yang world to buy it? If the tofu is too tender to touch you, it won't be difficult. Haven't you heard that there is a kind of frozen tofu in the yang world that is harder than a stone?

Old Pixiu sneered while clasping his nose.

"You...... Husband, didn't you see it bullying me? Why don't you say a word to help me scold it! By the way, is there really frozen tofu in the yang world? Why haven't I heard of it? Is it delicious? When you return to the yang world, can you take me and my daughter to eat it?"

An and the princess said that she couldn't talk about the old Pixiu, and said coquettishly to me, and suddenly licked her tongue with a longing look on her face, and actually forgot to be angry with the old Pixiu!

"Do you think I still have a chance to take you back to the Yang World to eat tofu? Even if I don't get trampled to death by the army of the undead today, I will be scolded to death by Yang Chen. Even if Yang Chen didn't have time to scold me and was killed by thunder, I would have to be angry with you, a stupid ghost. You're all working hard, and you're still thinking about eating tofu?

"Silly wife, you stay and don't move, I have to find a way to rescue Yang Chen first, as for how to deal with the army of the undead, I can only take one step at a time!"

After listening to the conversation between Ann and the princess and the old Pixiu, I felt countless black lines popping up on the door of my head. I couldn't cry or laugh, I knocked lightly on the door of Princess Anhe's head, taught her a few words, and then turned around and rushed towards Yang Chen, who was still being struck by lightning.

"Husband, you dare to beat me! I'll take my daughter back to her parents' house and never come back!

Princess Ann rubbed her head and grinned, but when she saw me rushing out, she shouted worriedly, "Husband, you're back." There's thunder and an army of the undead over there, aren't you going to send them to death? Come back! Can't I stop eating frozen tofu?"

"Don't stop your big foolish and flowery radish husband! It's okay if he's dead, he loves tofu the most! A person like him will only eat the tofu of you little beauties when he lives! And then let you give him a lot of little tofu! If you can't finish it for a while, you can freeze it and make it into frozen tofu to eat! Haha......

Old Pixiu said in a sowing discord.

"Does my husband like tofu? Why don't I know? Can a little beautiful woman also eat tofu as tofu? Great! After that, I don't have to buy tofu when I go back to my house in the yang world, I let my husband eat tofu every day! Then I will make my daughter into frozen tofu for my husband to eat!"

Princess Ann and Princess Ahn said with surprise and excitement.

"Ahh

I ran half the way towards Yang Chen, and after hearing the conversation between An and the princess and the old Pixiu, I was suddenly scorched by thunder!

I thought to myself, why did I marry such an innocent stupid ghost? When I think of my even crazier daughter, who left so many small footprints in the dormitory when she was born, I felt a chill in my heart!

Apparently it's not a fuel-efficient lamp anymore!It seems that even if I can escape from the iron hooves of the undead army this time, I will die at the hands of Ann and their mother and daughter!

"Stinky lightning! Do I have a grudge against you? Why do you only split me? You don't split so many terrible undead behind you! Are you still human? Damn! Am I confused? This lightning is not a human being, it understands human language! Oh! It hurts me to death! God! The Virgin Mary!

"I think I, Yang Chen, have always only done good deeds and not bad things, my academic performance has always been the first in the class, and I am filial to my parents, I care about my classmates, and I love my friends, but I am a little bit of a nymphomaniac, why will I be struck by lightning? No! Someone must be deliberately harming me! If I let me know who it is, I swear that I will let him walk and fall on his heels! Let his wife and children become ghosts! I must let him ......"

Before I could get close to Yang Chen, I heard him pointing at the five thunders above his head and scolding angrily from a distance.

When I heard him swear later, I knew it was bad! Sure enough, when he had just told him who had hurt him and was going to make him fall while walking, I somehow gave up on my legs, and rolled forward, falling several times in a row.

Fortunately, what he said later was to make his wife and children become ghosts, and I was relieved. Because my wife and children are ghosts.

However, in order to prevent him from swearing indiscriminately in the future, I decided that the first priority was to stop him from swearing again. Otherwise, if he said something poisonous like death without a place to be buried, then I would really die without a place to be buried.

So I hurriedly shouted: "Yang Chen, don't say it! The thunder in the underworld is spiritual, and you can't scold it! Let me persuade it well." ”

After saying that, I jumped up from the ground, suddenly covered Yang Chen's mouth with one hand, and blocked the top of Yang Chen's head with the other hand, so as to prevent the lightning from slashing on his head again.

"Hmm...... Woo...... Wow......"

Yang Chen, who was covered by me hard, shook his head back and forth desperately, as if he wanted to break free, I hurriedly covered it tighter, because I was afraid that if he talked nonsense again, not only would I not be able to save him, but even I would have to get in.

"Didn't you tell you to stop talking nonsense? Why don't you understand?"

I covered his mouth and said eagerly. But when I saw that his face suddenly turned red and his eyes were foggy, I reacted and quickly let go of the hand covering his mouth.

"Oh my god! you want to ...... Murder me? You ...... again. If you don't let go, I won't be killed by thunder, but I'll be killed by you!" As soon as I let go, Yang Chen complained breathlessly.

"Ahem...... Oh...... This one...... I'm not worried that you're grumpy and you've collided with the gods, ha! Look, if you don't scold, won't this thunder not split?"

I explained with some humility, and even more humbly glanced at the dark clouds above me, worried that the thunder would kill me with me.

Fortunately, the thunder above his head didn't know if he was tired of chopping, or if my hand was behind Yang Chen's head, Lei didn't want to split the wrong good person, and he really didn't emit lightning anymore, so I took the opportunity to find the best excuse.

"Hey! I really didn't split it! I finally escaped the catastrophe! Oh my god, I was scared to death! Su Feiyang, thanks to you for appearing in time to save me! You said that I was wronged, I was struck by lightning for no reason, what kind of thing is this! It must be a thousand knife ......."

Yang Chen glanced at the dark clouds that were gradually dissipating above his head in surprise, and then came to his senses and said to me.

When I heard him say that he was going to curse his killer again, I quickly covered his mouth again, and if he was to say this sentence with a thousand cuts, I would be done with the game!

"I almost forgot if you didn't ask! I still want to ask you! I just left to order food, why are you gone? It caused me, Meng Po, Huang Dong, and those waiters to look for you everywhere! Suddenly, after a huge explosion under the bridge, Meng Po and I rushed to the side of the bridge to take a look, and found that a blown up dragon boat actually appeared out of thin air under the bridge!

"We also saw that you had turned into a transparent body! After that, Meng Po and I were worried that something had happened to you, so we all rushed over to save you. I didn't expect to see you getting smaller and smaller before I got to you, as if I was sucked in by a wrench on your finger. Then there was a huge suction force, and a few of us were sucked in by the wrench.

"Later, when I woke up, I found that the undead with black skeletons were all around me, and if it weren't for the dark clouds and lightning above my head, I guess these undead would have eaten me a long time ago, right? I knew that you were my lucky star and would only bring me good luck. ”

Yang Chen said with palpitations as he recalled, and stared at me gratefully at the end.