Chapter 16/4 The Unexpected First Result
Originally, there were twenty-four people in the big tent, and there may have been nearly twenty people watching Hua Duxiu flirt with memorial Ze, and there were a few "honest and loyal" people who disdained to watch it.
But now Hua Duxiu came to Bei Guo Tieyi and said greetings, and everyone looked at him.
Twenty-four people, twenty-three looked over, and one was Young Master Hua himself.
Beiguo Tieyi lay back, his two arms were naturally stretched, and Erlang's legs were comfortably cocked:
"Hua Duxiu, let it go if you have a fart, don't hold it back. ”
Hua Duxiu didn't laugh angrily: "Okay, then you open your mouth." ”
As he spoke, Hua Duxiu turned around, quickly lifted the back hem of his shirt, and pretended to fart.
Of course, how could a person who is so particular about Young Master Hua fart in public?
No, no, no, even if he was alone, he wouldn't.
Master Hua, a delicate person.
Bei Guo Tieyi's face immediately fell.
He really wanted to kick Hua Duxiu's ass and kick him to a shit.
But this is the rest area for the players, and it is the most taboo to use it.
If he makes trouble, he will be immediately expelled from the barracks and disqualified from participating in the martial arts tournament.
Alas...... Endure it.
Hua Duxiu waited for a while, and found that Beiguo Tieyi didn't kick his ass, and there was still a little pity on his face.
"Brother Tieyi, why didn't you open your mouth, what you said was good to eat fart?"
Beiguo Tieyi: "......"
Hua Duxiu said: "My Hua Duxiu is so talented, even the fart is fragrant, I don't believe you leaned over and smelled it well." ”
As he spoke, Hua Duxiu pouted his buttocks and approached Beiguo Tieyi slightly.
Bei Guo Tieyi's forehead already had green tendons that began to beat, and his big hand grabbed the armrest of the chair and grabbed a deep handprint.
Hua Duxiu regretted again: "Don't smell it, forget it, you won't have a chance to smell it if you want to smell it in the future, my Hua Duxiu's fragrant fart is not something that anyone can smell if they want to." ”
Beiguo Tieyi said coldly: "What is the matter with you?"
Hua Duxiu turned around and faced Beiguo Tieyi and said:
"It's nothing, just small talk. I forgot who it was last time, and you said about me like you just said. Alas, don't you people know the most basic politeness? In public, people fart at every turn, pollute the air, affect everyone's mood, and play abnormally in a moment, who is responsible?"
Beiguo Tieyi's face was ugly and he didn't say a word.
Hua Duxiu said: "I came to warn you." ”
"Memorialize Ze is my woman, you can fight how you want to play in a while, but now you are looking at her with old squints, what do you mean?"
"When I don't exist, openly molesting a married woman, do I want to make a face?"
Beiguo Tieyi snorted heavily, his eyes were a little scary: "Get out!"
Hua Duxiu said: "How to get out, you give me a sample." ”
As he spoke, Hua Duxiu reached into his arms and took out a few silver tickets:
"Come on, come on, perform one, get out of here, young master, I have a lot of rewards. ”
After speaking, Hua Duxiu slammed the silver ticket in his hand on Beiguo Tieyi's face.
Young Master Hua was also angry.
Young Master Hua was angry, and the consequences were serious.
Beiguo Tieyi stood up "Teng", glared at Hua Duxiu viciously, and his face rose like pig's liver.
was slapped in the face with a silver ticket, and no matter how good his temper was, he couldn't stand it.
He was already dark-skinned, but now he is red in black, and black in red.
It's like a mulberry that's almost ripe.
Hua Duxiu was not afraid at all, squinting at Beiguo Tieyi in front of him.
The two of them were only a few inches apart, and even the tip of their noses could touch each other, and they could both feel the sound of each other's heavy breathing.
The onlookers didn't expect that they would evolve to this point when they were talking, and no one spoke, they all watched quietly.
They wished that the two second-class goods would fight quickly, and then they would both be expelled from the game.
Memorial Ze didn't speak, she believed in Hua Duxiu.
I don't believe that the two of them are in a hurry, and Hua Duxiu can win the fight.
Hua Duxiu will definitely win, there is no doubt about it.
She believes that Hua Duxiu does things in a measured manner, will never break through the bottom line, and will not let the situation develop in an uncontrollable direction.
Sure enough, not long after the two confronted each other, the samurai outside came in and shouted:
"What are you doing, what are you doing, do you know the rules, sit down for me!"
Hua Duxiu quickly sat on Beiguo Tieyi's seat, and his face changed to an underbeaten look.
Now it's okay, only Bei Guo Tieyi is still standing stupidly in the big tent.
There was once a philosopher who said: Take the path of others, let others have no way to go.
Young Master Hua's move is very philosophical: sit in your seat, so that you have no seat to sit.
The samurai frowned and asked, "What's your name?" Don't you hear me, what are you doing standing?"
Beiguo Tieyi's head was dizzy.
His chair was taken up by Hua Duxiu, although there was still a vacant seat next to him, but where was he willing to just walk away?
I can't say that my place was openly robbed.
Say, it's a report.
Everyone is a warrior, a chic person, and a dignified person, your position was robbed, and you are still looking for a military master to report?
Is there a shame in it?
But don't say it, sitting on the sidelines, isn't it equivalent to admitting that you have lost to Hua Duxiu?
The samurai shouted again: "Are you deaf? If you do not obey the rules, I ask you to go out at once!"
Bei Guo Tieyi stomped his feet and sat down on the chair next to Hua Duxiu.
The moment he sat down, Hua Duxiu kicked him in the leg of the chair without a trace.
Fortunately, Young Master Hua was wearing a son's suit, and the hem of the robe blocked his small movements.
No one saw it.
The moment Beiguo Tieyi sat down, tragedy happened.
"Click!"
The chair collapsed......
Beiguo Tieyi almost sat on the ground, but fortunately he reacted quickly enough, and immediately an iron plate bridge jumped up again.
The movements are clean and natural, not too embarrassing.
Hua Duxiu shook his head and sighed: "Brother, you have practiced your iron buttocks skills well, such a sturdy chair, you will collapse in one go." ”
Everyone covered their mouths and chuckled.
The contestants present are all elite disciples of various sects, and their vision is not bad, and everyone can see that there is a trickster in it.
But no one said.
The warrior was just about to turn around and leave, when he heard the sound of the chair shattering and turned around again, staring at Beiguo Tieyi with anger on his face.
"I sit, I sit ......"
Beiguo Tieyi hurriedly arched his hand, held back his anger, and quickly sat down in a place far away from Hua Duxiu.
He was afraid that this military master would be mad again, and he would really drive him out. That would be too miserable, wouldn't he have no place to cry?
The Iron King Temple is a cow batch, a super cow batch, in the ancestral Miao world, it is like thunder, even if it is the government, it must be polite for three points.
It's a pity that this is the Mobei Realm, and it is still in the most respected martial arts conference.
The Iron King Temple is menacing, and it is bound to take advantage of this conference to establish a prestige in the northern realm of Mobei.
He must not spoil the plans of the Cult.
If this little thing causes him to become the first player to be removed from the competition for unruliness, then the Beiguo family is really famous.
You have to bear with it.
The samurai snorted heavily, his indifferent eyes scanning the crowd, and turned to leave.
Hua Duxiu got up calmly, "Ha, ha, ha!" chuckled three times and returned to Memorialze's side.
"Daughter-in-law, do you see it? This kid is a casserole head, do you understand the casserole head?"
"This is the local dialect of our Trapped Demon Valley, which means that this person has soup and water in his head, and the slurry is mushy, even if he is roasted on the fire below, it is useless, fool!"
Beiguo Tieyi stood up again, his teeth gurgling.
Hua Duxiu ignored him and continued:
"Fight with a fool, take it so seriously, you can win casually. ”
Beiguo Tieyi lowered his voice and roared angrily: "Hua Duxiu!"
Hua Duxiu turned around and was about to speak, but immediately sat down next to Memorial Ze like lightning.
Outside the big tent, the military master went and returned......
Beiguo Tieyi is really going to cry.
Memorialize couldn't help but cover his mouth and smile.
My God, if anyone messes with Hua Duxiu, they will really be.
What kind of person is this, and how do brain circuits grow?
At this moment, a loud roar suddenly came from outside.
Everyone in the big tent was shocked: what happened in the arena?
Why is there such a loud noise in the auditorium?
Could something big happen?
Even the military master who rushed in angrily forgot to reprimand Bei Guo Tieyi for a while, and turned around to look in the direction of the arena.
Beiguo Tieyi took the opportunity to quickly sit back in his chair and quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
And Young Master Hua looked at him with a smile and ill will, and even bowed his head frequently.
Bei Guo Tieyi turned his face, he really didn't want to look at Hua Duxiu, a slut.
Soon a samurai came running briskly and ordered:
"The first game is over, please play the second contestant!"
The crowd was shocked.
It's only a quarter of an hour or so over?
Who is so perverted?
Finished the game in a quarter of an hour?
Could it be the third player in the Blood Knife Gate?
The military master said, "Who won?"
The herald samurai said: "Disciple of Gaozong, King Gao!"
Everyone was stunned: is it the rumored little fool?
No, the seeded player in this match is a disciple from the Blood Knife Gate.
Even if he didn't win an upset, wouldn't it be as long as seven people held out for a quarter of an hour and lost all?
The victory of King Gao also means that the big hit of this conference, the Blood Knife Gate, all three disciples were defeated.
I don't know how many people will cry and faint in the latrine, because they have lost all their money.
One of the twenty-four people present was full of joy and smiled.
Hua Duxiu arched his hand and said, "Senior Brother Wang Fei, congratulations." ”
Gao Wang Fei stood up and said, "You're polite, you're welcome." ”
The herald samurai shouted again: "Players of the second game, please come with me!"
The eight figures stood up, and a solemn atmosphere permeated.
The stage that belongs to them is coming.
Of the eight people, only one can stand to the end. He will be greeted by a more challenging stage and greater honors.
Hua Duxiu patted Memorial Ze on the shoulder:
"I can't go out, you can't see me when you're playing. ”
Memorialize nodded, the expression on his face was a little complicated, as if he was empty somewhere.
At that moment, she seemed to understand why Shen Lijia insisted on facing the stands where Ji Zong was when he was fighting.
Hua Duxiu said: "However, I am with you. ”
Memorial Ze's body was shocked, and he raised his head slightly and glanced at Hua Duxiu.
Hua Duxiu gave her an affirmative look: "When you can't hold it, think about what I tell you every day." ”
The contestants in the second game had already left with the herald samurai, and Memorial Ze was also leaving, and Hua Duxiu looked at her with eyes full of trust and encouragement.
Memorialize took a few steps and turned back and said, "Thank you." ”
Hua Duxiu smiled brightly: "Old husband and wife, thank you." ”
Memorialize glared at him fiercely, raising his fist to hit someone.
Then turn around and leave.
At the same time as her, there is also the resentful Beiguo Tieyi.
Hua Duxiu watched the back of Memorial Ze leave, and slowly sat down on the chair.
I didn't expect that the first one to qualify was Gao Wangren?
That fair-skinned, tiny second fool?
Although he has good swordsmanship and great insight, he can even face himself head-on.
But let him come to the martial arts tournament?
Hey, hey, hey, it's not a joke, is it?
It's also a bad brain, and people are just paranoid, but aren't they stupid?
Gao Wangren, that's stupid and stupid.
The hearts of those bigwigs in Gaozong are really big, aren't they afraid that King Gao will be calculated and hurt by others?
Well, he's coming.
But what is going on in a quarter of an hour?
What about the explosive noise in the audience just now?