"Ahem! I'm going to start talking!"

Lu Jing pretended to cough a few times and said, closing his eyes and recalling the joke he saw from the connotation paragraph.

"A long, long time ago, Snow White escaped from the palace and came to a wooden house in the forest. There were seven small beds lined up inside, and Snow White lay down to sleep. In the evening the seven villains returned. Snow White looked at the seven dwarfs expectantly and asked, "You are the seven dwarfs in my life, right?" Who knows that the seven little ones are all faces: "You may be mistaken, we are gourd babies, and we will go to save grandpa later!"

Poof!

Yuzu didn't laugh yet, but Xiaomei laughed out loud, shook her hand and directly smeared the white powder on Lu Jing's neck, and then quickly apologized.

"It's okay, let's put on makeup when you've laughed enough. Lu Jing shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile.

"Hahahaha!"

"Giggle~~~"

Xiaomei hugged Yuzu and the two of them lay on the sponge cushion on the ground and laughed wildly, especially Xiaomei, tears of laughter came out.

"Giggles, hiccup~" Yuzu hiccuped and then looked at Xiaomei suspiciously.

"Sister Xiaomei, what are you laughing at?"

Lu Jing: "..."

So what are you laughing at?

"I saw you smiling, and I laughed inexplicably. Yuzu said milkily, and then the little face stopped talking, crawling on the sponge mat and looking at the bear in the mobile phone with relish.

Sometimes Lu Jing admires women very much, and when she goes out to shop and eat, she has to put on makeup even if she goes to a convenience store to buy something. And it takes two or three minutes to go to the convenience store to buy something, and it takes about half an hour to put on makeup.

What the hell is the picture?

"I don't think it's necessary to be so careful!" Lu Jing said with a wry smile to Xiaomei who was focusing on makeup next to him, in fact, makeup didn't have much effect on Lu Jing, it was nothing more than tidying up his hairstyle and applying something on his face.

Xiaomei didn't speak, immersed in her work. Lu Jing was embarrassed to continue, so he had to sit straight on the chair and close his eyes to recuperate.

"Mr. Lu... You and... My ex-boyfriend looks like him. Xiaomei looked at Lu Jing and said stupidly, her tone was a little sad, and she could hear that Xiaomei was a little uncomfortable with shiitake mushrooms.

This sentence made Lu Jing a little embarrassed.

Is this seducing yourself?

Do you blame me for being handsome?

"Broke up?" Lu Jing looked at Xiaomei suspiciously.

"Yes!"

Xiaomei nodded.

Lu Jing: "..."

I feel that which pot is not opened and which pot is mentioned.

"If you don't mind, you can say it. Lu Jing squinted at himself in the mirror, with a knife-like face and deep eyes, Lu Jing's skin was slightly dark, but it was a little white under Xiaomei's makeup. The hair also turned into oblique bangs.

The powder room fell into a deathly silence except for the occasional childish laugh from Yuzu lying on a sponge mat.

A few minutes later, tears appeared on Mei's face.

"Don't cry!" Lu Jing was most afraid of seeing the woman crying and shrugged helplessly, knowing that he wouldn't speak.

The atmosphere became a little eerie.

Long.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, but there's not much to say. It's him who brought me a green hat!" Xiao Meimei stared at Lu Jing with beautiful eyes, and then sighed.

"It's really like that. ”

"Don't pay attention to that scumbag, your life is not very good now. Lu Jing said to Xiaomei, rubbing his hands, and a rose appeared in an instant.

"For you!"

"So you can do this kind of magic, and so will my ex-boyfriend. Xiaomei first had a surprised expression on her face, and then she held the roses tightly in her hands and sighed deeply.

"My boyfriend and I were together in college for three years, and he used to perform magic tricks for me. ”

"Yes, I can't figure it out, you're pretty and have a good personality. Why is your boyfriend cheating?" Lu Jing couldn't help but say, looking at Xiaomei's expression with some inexplicable distress.

First of all, in the short contact with Xiaomei, Lu Jing saw that Xiaomei was a very gentle and considerate girl, and she was very lively. Why would a man cheat on such a girl who is hard to find with a lantern?

"We have been together since college, and then when I graduated from college, I got a job in customer service. And he went to work in a certain company. There was a time when he was particularly short of money, and then I asked my parents to lend him money to spend, who knew that he actually spent 30,000 yuan to reward the female anchor when he watched the live broadcast, and then they were together and I was green!"

Xiaomei soothed her mood and said with a strong smile.

Click!

Lu Jing crushed the chair, and his face was extremely cold.

I've never seen such a damn scumbag before!

"Where is he?" Lu Jing said in a very cold voice, and the dressing room in the air, which was originally heated, instantly lowered by dozens of degrees, becoming extremely cold.

Lu Jing is very angry, you are a scumbag, and you cheat other girls out of their money. The key is to have a face similar to yourself to harm other girls, do you lose the face of men?

"It's okay, it's all over anyway!" Xiaomei's delicate face appeared a little bitter, obviously she also hated that scumbag.

"Tell me! I'll take you over and humiliate him in the evening!"

Lu Jing said domineeringly.

This kind of scumbag can't be humiliated, if he doesn't humiliate, he's sorry for Lu Jing's handsome face, and he can't swallow this breath if he doesn't humiliate Lu Jing!

"Working in a small company in the magic capital. Xiaomei said weakly.

Originally, she also chatted because she saw that Lu Jing missed her ex-boyfriend too much, who would have thought that Lu Jing would lose such a big temper!, but Xiaomei didn't expect Lu Jing to take revenge.

A few minutes later, the makeup on Lu Jing's face was finally painted, and he walked into the dressing room and put on an ancient white robe, and he wore a wig behind him and became an ancient person, and he was a delicate-looking ancient person.

Sword eyebrows, knife-like face, deep eyes, and a smile that seems to be good and evil at the corner of the mouth.

"Mr. Lu, I think you can be a male model, you will definitely make a lot of money! This appearance is much more handsome than those Lu Han and Wu Fan people!"

Cameron clapped his hands and said.

"Uh-huh, you let me be a duck?" Lu Jing was a little unhappy, praising me for being handsome, why do you say that I am going to be a duck? In Lu Jing's impression, it seems that Chinese people treat male models as ducks, right?

Liu Tie hurriedly walked to Lu Jing and explained.

"Uncle, don't be angry! There is a difference between China and the West, Director Cameron said that you should be a male model on the catwalk, not the kind of duck in a nightclub!"

"I guessed!" Lu Jing said with a smile.

Brush Brush Brush!

Out of the dressing room, more than a dozen young people who were about sixteen, seventeen or eighteen years old, all wearing ancient black robes, looked quite handsome like a scholar, but exuded cold. These are all disciples of the Bombing Heaven Gang, and they are also good seedlings carefully selected by Li Wanru from the ghost world.

"The first scene of "Those Things About Me and Dinosaurs" started filming!" Cameron shouted while holding the director's card, and then heavily put the director's card on the ground, remotely controlling the camera plane, staring intently at Lu Jing's performance.

Lu Jing, who was suspended in mid-air with the magic sword, naturally looked up at the sky.

"Huh, what am I going to say next?"

Something embarrassing really happened, Lu Jing forgot the words, and then Lu Jing thought about it and chose to give up.

"Say whatever you want!"

On the beautiful Dragon Vein Mountain, the soft wind blew on Lu Jing's wig, and countless geese returned from the north to the south appeared in the sky! They spread their wings and flew freely, exhaling deeply and moving their lips.

"My name is Lu Jing, I am the sect leader of the first gang in the world, the world is calm on the surface, but in fact the waves are turbulent!" Lu Jing calmly looked at the camera opposite and said lightly.

"Bomb the sky to help all the disciples obey the order!"

Shout!

The camera focused on the entrance of the dragon vein cave below, rustling, and the sound of hurried footsteps appeared, and more than a dozen teenagers in black robes flew into the air and knelt down on one knee respectfully to face Lu Jing.

"Sect Master, what do you command?"

"Yesterday I watched the sky at night, and there will be great chaos on the same day of the two moons! It should be that the evil faction has made a big move, and tomorrow I am ready to take the initiative to attack and restore peace to China, so as to prevent the evil faction from fighting and killing civilians and harming the common people! Are you willing?"

"Obey the Sect Master's orders!"

The disciples of the Bombing Heaven Gang said in unison.

"Perfect! Ensemble, take out your swords behind your backs and aim them at the sky and shout three kills!

Brush Brush Brush!

More than a dozen teenagers drew their swords and aimed them at the sky.

"Kill!"

"Kill!!"

"Kill !!"

(End of chapter)