Chapter 49: Stopping the War with War (9) [Thank you Brother Dog for the crown reward]
More than two weeks went by in the blink of an eye.
I stretched my waist and lay comfortably on the desk, still the last row in the corner of the classroom, I was bored flipping through a broken book of "How Bad Guys Are Made", Xie Wendong in the story and his group of life and death brothers who don't tell right and wrong, only ask about friendship make me yearn for it, looking at Lu Shuai who has a full table next to him, I kicked on his stool leg in anger.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Lu Shuai got up in a panic and looked at me blankly.
"The teacher asked you to go up and erase the blackboard...", I pointed to the English teacher "Menopause", and whispered to Lu Shuai with a blackboard word that he had just worked so hard to write.
".. This thing is!" Lu Shuai touched his freshly scraped head and stood up, and rushed to the podium in a hurry, "rubbing.." After wiping all the words she had written out for less than five minutes, she raised her eyebrows triumphantly at "menopause", and the underbeaten appearance made people itch when they looked at it.
"Lu Shuai, what are you doing?" Menopause is like an old cat with its tail stepped on, and its voice is so sharp that it can cut through the glass in the classroom.
"Teacher, didn't you tell me to wipe the blackboard clean?" Lu Shuai touched the back of his shiny head and smiled innocently at the English teacher.
"Get out... Get out of here immediately!" the English teacher picked up the textbook in his hand and smashed it into Lu Shuai's head.
"Fuck you, stupid fly... Pit teammates!" Lu Shuai ran out of the classroom with his head in his hands.
Without Lu Shuai's thunderous snoring next to me, I can finally calm down and study my extracurricular readings...
It has been more than two weeks since He Lei's incident, which means that it has been almost two weeks since the incident in front of the fisherman's hotel. Just as Feng Huo had calculated at the beginning, it was only the next day that a few uniformed policemen routinely asked us about the transcript for a long time, but they were all covered up by the surveillance video arranged in advance and Qin Lele, who can speak well and be coquettish.
After a few days of anxiety, just like the leopard master originally chartered the ticket, nothing happened! This relieved to start the normal life of going to school during the day and going to work at night, except for the nightmares for several days in a row and the sequelae of trembling at the sight of the fruit knife, in general, everything was in danger, and my missing suspended heart slowly withdrew into my stomach.
The steps at this stage are that Lu Shuai and I will carry a travel bag every two days, bring a dozen or twenty cigarettes of different prices to the back warehouse, and then hand them over to the handlers of each class in batches, and settle the bill for us after they have bought all the cigarettes.
This is also Feng Huo later mentioned, to maximize the benefits of these people can both sell their best and have no complaints to serve us, no cigarettes, we only smoke two yuan, as for how much the handles of each class go back to sell is not our concern, according to Feng Huo's implementation of this plan, indeed we also received unexpected results, at first it was expected that a day to survive at most is to sell about six or seven, I didn't expect that now at least ten a day can be sent out more than ten, there is a small branch in the third middle school golden signboard, we don't need to work at all, just wait every night before self-study to the back warehouse to collect money。
There is also Feng Huo, a self-depraved "good seedling" who moved to my front seat under repeated requests with menopause, our villainous trio that has begun to take shape, still playing their shameful game of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger with a weak mind, in the class we are three soft-footed shrimp who are cowardly to the bones, and even girls will despise them, but as long as we are out of our sixth class classroom, we are "calling the wind and rain" in the eyes of the whole third middle school bastard Most of the people in the class don't know about this situation, what they know is the pseudo-"handle" Xie Bo and his two or three little followers in the class who also took the goods from us, and of course the "goddess" Shen Yu who I once thought about.
However, we have a tacit understanding with each other and have not exposed each other's disguises, Xie Bo got his wish and withstood the halo of his sixth-class "carrying the handle", Shen Yu is still the "goddess" who is clear and jade in the eyes of others, and we are also at ease with the "Liu Adou" who pretends to be muddy and can't support the wall! Everything seems to be happy, at least on the surface.
Just as I was absent-mindedly flipping through the pages of the underworld textbook in my hand, "Shhhh Shh
I took the crumpled note and unfolded it: "Please take a pee leave, let's go to the toilet to study the matter of selling cigarettes to boarding students!"
After seeing me nodded, Feng Huo raised his hand to cover his stomach and asked for leave from menopause before menopause: "Teacher, my stomach hurts! I want to go to the toilet..."
The "menopause" who was talking eloquently frowned, and looked at Feng Huo, who was about to suffocate internal injuries on his face, and finally nodded unwillingly and reluctantly and said, "Go!"
Feng Huo tore off a few pieces of paper from his homework book, blinked at me while bending over, covered his stomach with his eyes in his eyes, and trotted out of the classroom.
"Fuck, I actually let this force get ahead of me!" I scratched my head, and in embarrassment, I also stretched out my hand to stand up and was about to speak, "Menopause" waved his hand towards the classroom door with a facial expression and shouted: "No need to please, you can just get out!"
"Thank you, Lord Longen!" Ignoring the ridicule on the face of menopause and the ridicule of my classmates, I arched my body towards "menopause" and quickly ran out of the classroom, and went straight to the direction of the toilet at the top.
Jumping into the toilet, the first thing I saw was Feng Huo who was leaning against the window with a bag on his face, and next to him stood Lu Shuai, who was tall and shaved his head, and there were several other classes with prickly heads, squatting next to the urinal and smoking with a look of enjoyment, if you were not familiar with the situation, you would think that four or five bad students were bullying the honest Feng Huo.
Seeing me come in, a few prickly heads squatting next to the urinal stood up and said hello: "Brother Fei!" Before we knew it, our small gang of three people had become the upstart among the three bastards, although I enjoyed this feeling of being respected, but I always kept in mind Feng Huo's reminder to me, "In front of outsiders, we are ordinary students who rely on Shaoke to sell cigarettes!"
"What... Brother Long, can you take Brother Fei out for a walk!I have something to discuss with Brother Fei!" Feng Huo pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, his voice seemed to be soothing, but his tone was an unquestionable rebuttal.
"Okay! Brother Feng..."A few stupid roe deer with prickly heads, who were not without eyesight, looked at each other and left the toilet one after another.
"Stupid fly, you're really bad! Pit teammates..."After watching a few people leave, Lu Shuai, who had been holding back, immediately hugged me with a bear hug, and shook vigorously and yelled.
"My handsome guy, I am angry and angry! I must have hallucinated in my ears just now, I thought that menopause made you erase the blackboard, really! Do you think, you look so handsome! We are brothers who can I pit my own people, is this reason?" At this time, I couldn't admit that I deliberately cheated Lu Shuai, so I hurriedly clenched my hands and fists and begged for mercy.
"Really?" Lu Shuai let go of me, touched the back of his shiny head, and looked at me.
"I saw deception and contempt for you in his eyes!" Lu Shuai said slowly after pulling a hair from his head and blowing it away.
"I knew it was fake..."I just breathed a sigh of relief, and I was grabbed by Lu Shuai again as if I had taken an aphrodisiac.
"My handsome guy, I'm really wronged..."Ignoring my hoarse pleas, Lu Shuai left a few big bags of sugar-fried chestnuts on my head, and then he waved his fist triumphantly at me, and the corners of his lips barely let me go.
"You wait, Ershuai! Waiting for the day when labor and management can beat you, I have to break off your front teeth!" I covered the new bags on my head, glared at Lu Shuai angrily, and then turned to Feng Huo, who was staying aside and watching the excitement, and shouted: "And you, the despicable villain who is crazy and sowing discord! Sooner or later, one day Lao Tzu will have to pull out all your hair..."
"Cut..."
Ignoring my threat, Lu Shuai and Feng Huo stretched out their insulting middle fingers at me at the same time.
"Okay, Lao Tzu ordered you to apologize to me immediately as the leading brother! Otherwise..."Before I finished speaking, Lu Shuai and Feng Huo surrounded me together, and said with a wicked smile: "Otherwise, what's wrong?"
"Otherwise, or I won't give it to you! I hate it..."Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to go to the tiger mountains, in my understanding it is a masochistic behavior, I hurriedly soothed at the two fierce and vicious guys.
"Okay, let's stop making trouble! Feizi, let's talk about something serious!" Seeing that the joke was almost over, Feng Huo took off the "ink bottle" on his face, closed the door of the toilet, and said in a low voice: "Let's talk about selling cigarettes to the dormitory of the dormitory!"
"Just learn to be like a day student, find a few dormitories that are better mixed and send them directly in! What is there to study!" Lu Shuai said disapprovingly, pulling the door of his brain twice.
Thanks to all the brothers for their tips and votes, I can only work hard to write every word to repay the brothers!