The biography of the cowherd and the

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"Legend has it that a long, long time ago, in a remote alley, there was a cowherd shop with two of the most popular cowherds. ”

Cowboy:

No. 1: Handsome but with low emotional intelligence, played by Lu Zhanbo.

No. 2: Ugly, but he can speak well, and he is very good at coaxing people to be happy, played by Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Wait a minute, why should I play the ugly one?" Zeng Xiaoxian stopped Lu Ziqiao's script and said.

"Then you can exchange it with Zhanbo yourself. Lu Ziqiao said impatiently.

"I don't change. Lu Zhanbo hurriedly shook his head and joked, I'm so handsome, of course I have to play the male No. 1.

But...... Lu Ziqiao didn't say that Lu Zhanbo's one is the male number one!

"Don't talk nonsense, listen to Ziqiao. Hu Yifei said.

"Where did you just talk about?" Lu Ziqiao paused and said, "And right next to this street, there lives a girl named. ”

"Wait a minute...... Forget about the cowherd in front, what the hell is the? Guo Jialin said.

"Oh! Isn't it the Qixi Festival today! If you don't talk about this, what else can you talk about? Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies!" Lu Ziqiao shrugged his shoulders and said.

As soon as Lu Ziqiao wanted to continue, Chen Meijia interrupted: "Wait a minute. ”

"What's wrong again?"

"Why is it me?" Chen Meijia said angrily.

"Who told you to be a nymphomaniac!"

"Then you are also a nymphomaniac!" Chen Meijia said unconvinced.

"Ziqiao has become an idiot?...... It seems to have a trick! That's it. Hu Yifei said happily.

"I ......"

"Huh?" Hu Yifei looked at Lu Ziqiao viciously, staring at Lu Ziqiao as if you disturbed my interest, I would kill you.

"Okay!" Lu Ziqiao decisively admitted, he couldn't be provoked, he couldn't be provoked.

But if you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust.

......

"No. 1, how is business today?" asked Cowherd No. 2.

"It's ok. Number 1 nodded and said it was okay.

"I met a big client today, so I went to drink with her and earned a thousand yuan. "No. 2 shows off.

"Hmm!" 1 continued to nod.

After getting off work, No. 1 happened to meet a.

"Wow, what a beautiful woman!" exclaimed No. 1 when he saw the.

But No. 1 didn't dare to go up to the and ask for a phone number.

......

"Wait a minute, how can I think Ziqiao is good-looking?" Lu Zhanbo said unconvinced.

"What can I do, I'm also desperate! If you don't accept it, go find Yifei!" Lu Ziqiao said.

"Isn't it true that you're a?

Lu Ziqiao looked at Guo Jialin, don't be complacent, I'll do it for you later.

......

When I returned home on the 1st, I couldn't sleep thinking about the.

So he planned to go out for a walk.

No. 1 came to a barbecue restaurant, and suddenly felt a little hungry, "Let's eat something!"

Barbecue restaurant owner: Sekiya ornament

"Boss, I want a pork chop rice. Number 1 said.

"I'm sorry, this is a barbecue restaurant, it doesn't sell pork chop rice. ”

"Then bring me a pork kidney. ”

"Sorry, there are no pork kidneys in the store. ”

"Then a pig's ear. ”

"I'm sorry ......"

"Why don't you have anything?"

"I'm sorry, but we have beef, chicken, lamb, duck, dog, snake...... There is just no pork. ”

The boss pointed to the signboard of the barbecue restaurant, "Hui barbecue restaurant." ”

"Then bring me a piece of beef. ”

It didn't take long for the boss to bring over a cow, "It heard that you are going to eat its meat, and it wants to talk to you." ”

Niu: Hu Yifei

......

"Wait a minute, why did I turn into a cow?"

"Hmph, you've made me a!" Lu Ziqiao said.

A gentleman takes revenge, it's too late.

......

"Young man, I was surprised to see your bones, I'll hand over this pickle girl book to you!"

After speaking, the cow threw a notebook to No. 1, on which were crookedly written the four big characters of the pickle girl book.

When No. 1 took over the pickle girl book, the surroundings disappeared like foam, leaving No. 1 sleeping on the road with a book in his arms.

When he woke up the next day, Number 1 found himself trapped in a room, chained from top to bottom.

"What's going on?" Number 1 shouted.

"Don't scream, you got the pickle girl book, then you only have two choices, one is to become a giant ugly like No. 2. The other one! Just want me to be like this, become a, you can choose for yourself!" the said with a smile next to her.

"I haven't read yet!" said 1.

"After you choose, you can naturally look at it. Number 2 said with a grin.

"I....... I choose the second option, even if I die, I can't let my handsome face be hurt. Number 1 said.

......

"Wait a minute, how could I possibly choose the second option. Lu Zhanbo said.

"Zhanbo, this is just a story, there is no need to be more serious. Lu Ziqiao appeased.

yes, it's just a story, so you're all my playthings in it...... Ahahahaha.

......

Although No. 1 has his face retained, he has lost the most important part of his body. There is no place for his pickle girl book.

And he, no, it should be said that she was also fired by the Cowherd Shop.

She is taken by the to a house next to the street, but the original is gone, and No. 1 can only let another cowherd become a before he can leave the house.

So No. 1 passed by the Cowherd shop day after day, trying to find a replacement.

Until one day...... She met a handsome cowherd......

......

"Is the story over?" asked Hu Yifei.

"That's right!"

"Dig a pit and don't bury it, Ziqiao, if you write a novel, you will be killed by readers. Guo Jialin said.

"Didn't you say we're all going to play? Why didn't we play when it ended?" Yu Xiaomeow asked.

"It's out! You can choose one of the handsome cowherds in the future!" Lu Ziqiao said.

.......

At this point, I wish you all a happy Qixi Festival one day in advance!

(It is said that the established sub-volume is easy to affect the search for updates, so I will repost it at the end of the chapter.) )