The lewd man coughed twice with an unnatural face and said, "Then what buddy, you are free at this time, can you take the time to call my family and send me the money, I am in a hurry, and besides, I can't play this movie well with you next to me..."

"What movie...", Fluttershy's delicate face was so shy that it was about to drip water, deliberately changing the subject.

"Of course it's a romance action movie... Let me tell you, I used to have a horse who was a nurse in the health school, and every time I went to the hospital to find him during her internship, I gave the ward a tumultuous meal, and there was no one..."The lewd man raised his neck with a lewd face and chattered, and suddenly patted his head and reacted: "Deviated, you two are really not things, take me to the ditch, hurry up! Brother and sister-in-law, hurry up and call someone to send money, my mother is still at home waiting for me to go back to eat..."

"Poof..."I'm really afraid that I'll not control the blood spurting out, not to mention his pair of teeth, I don't believe he can get a girlfriend if he is killed, and Nima's ward is full of clouds and rain, and he is a **silk young man who is poisoned by the culture of the island country. But after all the trouble, I still asked Bai Xiaodie to call Lu Shuai.

Twenty minutes later, Lu Shuai kicked the door open and broke into the ward, followed by Hao Nan and a group of five or six people carrying machetes and pickaxes, and shouted when they entered the door: "Who the did it..."

And my clinical "lewd man" jumped up from the bed almost as a conditioned reflex, and plunged under the bed, the speed was staggering, and the skillful movements, not only Lu Shuai, who had just entered the door, but even me and Bai Xiaodie, who were close by, were dumbfounded, "Brother, was there a person lying on this bed just now?" Lu Shuai rubbed his eyes in disbelief and looked at me and asked.

At that moment, I almost wondered if I was delusional, and there might not be anyone at all in clinical practice.

"Brother Lewd... Come out... It's my brother who is here!

"Are you sure?" asked the lewd man, who crept out and looked at me.

"I have to make sure! what the hell are you doing?" I felt messy.

"Damn, I'm scared to death! I wonder who found out that I lost my money and found the hospital!" The lewd man slowly crawled out from under the bed, patted his dusty hands casually, stretched out his hands to Lu Shuai, nodded with a smile, and spitted Xingzi said, "Take it... It's a total of three thousand five hundred and one, and you can give me three thousand six if you make a whole..."

"Brother Lewd, can you be more shameless? Three thousand five hundred and one can't be three thousand six even if it is converted according to rounding!" I joked, to be honest, I really haven't met such an interesting buddy for a long time.

"Damn, don't you need to pay for a taxi? Don't you have to lose money if you bleed a taxi from someone's taxi... And do you know how many red eggs you need to eat to make up for the blood that labor and management have given you? I've never seen such a stingy person as you, Mom! It's too picky..."Brother Lewd stretched out his index finger and waved his face, especially the last few words are simply "Little Shenyang" upper body, and the appearance of the sissy is simply no one.

"Dude, thank you for saving my brother! It's four thousand dollars... That's all there is to it, it's more difficult for my brothers now, you give me the phone when you turn around, if you say hello, we'll definitely help!

"Uh... Big brother is welcome! Little brother should... Or you'll give me three thousand five... In fact, it didn't cost so much money, so you don't have to be so polite..."It is estimated that the person who looks at Lu Shuai is tall and big, plus he is a big bald head and a bandit, and the lewd man hurriedly waved his hand and spoke in a tone that became submissive, and he didn't dare to reach out to take the money for a long time...

"Brother, you deserve it! Don't take it politely..."Lu Shuai took another step forward, forcibly stuffed the banknote into the arms of the lewd man, waved his hand cleanly and said: "Don't mind how much, we don't have much money in our hands now, I'll call me later, let's make friends..."

"Uh... No, big brother, the road was uneven, and if I hadn't helped the in that situation, ah... No! It's this young man, his situation is very dangerous! There's no need for a phone call or something, everyone is a son and daughter of the rivers and lakes! It's really nothing..."The lewd man's face was sallow, and he waved his hand vigorously, and I saw the gauze on the back of his hand, probably because of my blood transfusion, or maybe Lu Shuai's momentum was too compelling, in short, the lewd man looked very weak now, and his speech became a little donkey's lips against the horse's mouth.

"If you give me a phone, how can you talk to my boss!

"Get out of the calf, go out and buy some fruit for Feizi!How can you talk to your life-saving benefactor!" Lu Shuai raised his hand and threw a big slap on the back of Hao Nan's head, which looked terrifying but didn't hurt at all, the former was a matter of course, and the latter was used to it, and it could be seen at a glance that it was obviously after a long run-in.

"Whew... Big brother, here you go..."The lewd man moved slowly Lu Shuai took out an old Nokia mobile phone and handed it to Lu Shuai pitifully, to say that this lewd man is really amazing, he is also wearing a hospital gown, I didn't find that he hid the phone in the crotch of his pants, I believe that this habit is definitely not developed in a day.

"Ahh

"Didn't you want my phone?" the lewd man gave people a feeling that they wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry.

"Haha..."Bai Xiaodie and I laughed instantly, this pair of living treasures is simply a natural pair, the two of them do not form a group to go to the Spring Festival Gala is definitely a huge loss for CCTV, because I laughed too excitedly, accidentally touched the wound on my lower abdomen, and it hurt me bared my teeth and grinned "hiss...", this should be the legendary "happiness and sadness".

On the other side, Lu Shuai quickly wrote down the phone number of the lewd man, and when he saved his name, he touched his face with an embarrassed face and asked embarrassedly: "What do you call buddy?" I just heard my brother call you lewd brother, are you surnamed Wei?"

"Phew... Don't listen to his nonsense! Big brother, my surname is Cao Dan, and my name is handsome! Isn't it very in line with my temperament?"

"Poof... Super handsome?" Lu Shuai shook his head and patted the lewd man's shoulder excitedly and smiled: "Dude, we are also quite fateful, and I also have a handsome character in my name! Lu Zhishen, uh no, Lu Xun's Lu..."Lu Shuai thought for a long time, and finally found an ancestor for himself who had a literary point, but it seemed that he was still a relative who couldn't be beaten.

"Handsome guy, Lu Xun and Lu Zhishen are the same Lu, but they don't seem to be the same thing as your Lu!" Bai Xiaodie couldn't help it, and spoke out to expose Lu Shuai.

"Don't worry about the details! I want to show that this guy and I are very handsome! Super handsome! From today onwards, I will be the big handsome, and you will be the second handsome, how about it? No problem..."Lu Shuai looked like he had found a confidant and friend, and excitedly hugged the lewd man's shoulders and said.

"Yes, big brother, to be honest, I feel very kind and kind when I look at your appearance, just like the big brother in my neighbor's house when I was a child!

"Me too, buddy! I think you're very eye-catching... Really, after so many years, you are the only person I feel like seeing other than Silly Fei!" Lu Shuai was also full of excitement, the two of them seemed to be closer and closer when they met the cow dung ball, and they almost knocked one of them to the ground, and they swore brothers on the spot, not only me and Bai Xiaodie, but even the little brothers who came with Hao Nan couldn't help it, and desperately covered their mouths to prevent themselves from laughing.

"Rub, patronizing, I almost forgot to get down to business!" Lu Shuai slapped the back of his head suddenly, instantly reverted to the murderous appearance he had when he came, and the lewd man who let go of his grip walked to me and frowned and asked, "Which bastard hurt you like this... You tell your brother that he's going to abolish him now! his grandmother... What about Hao Nan? I can't come back for half a day to buy some fruit on a dog day..."

"Brother, don't be so impulsive! That group of people should be inquiring, you wait for me to get better, I have to avenge this revenge myself..."I nodded and covered my lower abdomen, which was still hot and sore at the moment, and said viciously, those puppies are really too deceitful, teasing Bai Xiaodie in front and stabbing me in the back, if I don't take revenge, I can't help myself.

"... Can you listen to me?" said the lewd man weakly beside him.

"What's wrong?

"Honestly, let's eat this loss, it's better to have more than one thing! To be honest, if you alone rely on a few of you to find someone to take revenge, it is really not enough to deliver food..."The lewd man grabbed his messy hair, and looked at me and Lu Shuai at a loss.

"What's the matter, those guys are pretty awesome?" Lu Shuai raised his unbelieving arm and roared roughly.

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(Tianjin)