Chapter 229: Like a Monkey Ass

Xu Xiangbei secretly complained in his heart, although Ouyang Jiahui is a girl, pursues fashion, and has become the editor-in-chief of a trend magazine, but she has the genes of the ancient martial arts family in her bones, which makes her look like a female man, very strong.

Whether it is the water and electricity toolbox at home, or the fitness dumbbells that the man struggles to pick up, they all show her strength as a woman.

When drinking with her, you must not treat it as a woman, but as an ancient martial arts master.

Xu Xiangbei took a deep breath, stinky girl, dare to challenge me, I will fight with you today.

Just when Xu Xiangbei was forced to fight with Ouyang Jiahui, a piercing ridicule sounded next to him.

"Yo, isn't this David, you kid is here to drink, can you drink?

Five tall, strong men, red from alcohol and spurting wine from their mouths, staggered past David, who they recognized.

David also recognized them as players from another club football team.

"Lu Lin, are you also coming to dinner?"

The big men found Xiao Lin sitting next to David, and their eyes immediately stared at Xiao Lin, all moved by her beautiful and charming appearance.

It's an open secret that David can't drink, and the five of them, with a kind of jealousy, pointed at David and laughed: "You drank as much as you wanted, and you lost our man's face." ”

If it was usual, David wouldn't care about them, they could laugh if they wanted, and it was a fact that they couldn't drink.

But today, in front of Xiao Lin, the goddess of first love, they laughed at themselves like this, and stared at Xiao Lin with that kind of gaze that made him hateful, which made him unbearable and extremely annoyed.

David's face suddenly turned red as if he was drunk, all the way to his neck, and his eyes flashed with anger.

Seeing that David blushed, several big men laughed more unscrupulously and harshly: "You see that his face doesn't look like a monkey's ass." ”

"It's not like, it's monkey ass. ”

"He actually drank with a big beauty, what a waste, beauty, he is a soft bun, he can't drink, why don't you go and drink two drinks with our brothers?"

David was furious and rushed straight to his head, and punched Lu Lin, who was closest to him and took the lead in mocking him.

But Lu Lin's eyes shot a cold gaze, and as soon as he raised his hand slightly, he blocked David's fist, and the fist that looked fierce hit the middle of Lu Lin's thick palm, like a grasshopper shaking a tree, and it didn't have any effect.

Xu Xiangbei's eyes lit up, and he calmly took David's angry punch, this Lu Lin had two blows.

Lu Lin sneered: "David, you are so bold, dare to do it with me, have you forgotten who I am?" ”

A hint of fear flashed in David's eyes, knowing Lu Lin's details very well.

The Lu brothers have been practicing martial arts since they were children, and they have won the provincial martial arts championship, they came to Dihai, and their younger brother Lu Lin joined the Tianguang Yunhai Club to play football.

Brother Lu Yan's kung fu is better, and he joined the martial arts team of Qinghai Film and Television, and his kung fu is also one of the best among martial artists.

Qinghai Film and Television and Qinghai Football Club are both owned by the same owner, Huang Qinghai, so David understands the fierceness and cruelty of the brothers.

Lu Yan once had an argument with a fellow martial artist, and broke the other party's leg, Lu Yan was deeply reused by the boss Huang Qinghai, Huang Qinghai spent money to let the martial artist leave Dihai and settle the matter, and Lu Yan became more arrogant and domineering from then on.

Ouyang Jiahui paused the wine glass on the table: "Lu Lin, don't be so domineering, your eldest brother Lu Yan will call me Sister Hui when he sees me." ”

Lu Lin glanced at Ouyang Jiahui contemptuously, and his attitude was arrogant: "Sister Hui, today's matter has nothing to do with you, it is my matter with David." Don't you see that he dares to beat me? Everyone in our team knows that whoever dares to do something to me, I will beat him down, and this is the rule of our Lu family brothers. ”

Smack, as soon as he finished speaking, the left side of his face, which was covered with traces of youth beans, was slapped hard, and five bright red finger prints appeared on his face.

And the handprints are stained with oil, especially a black sweet noodle sauce, which is the most conspicuous.

Brush, everyone's eyes were focused on Xu Xiangbei, because Xu Xiangbei, who was closest to Lu Lin, was gnawing on a big bone of sauce, and the corners of his mouth and hands were stained with black sweet noodle sauce.

Seeing that everyone was looking at themselves, Xu Xiangbei was like a great man who had attracted much attention, and stretched out his hand and beckoned to Lu Lin: "Hello, the sauce bones here are really delicious, Ouyang Jiahui said, I still don't believe it, hehe, I only know that it is delicious when I eat it." ”

Lu Lin was extremely shocked in his heart, he had been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and he didn't see clearly how Xu Xiangbei hit his mouth, his movements were too fast, he only felt a gust of wind, and then his face hurt suddenly.

Lu Lin and the others looked at each other, Lu Lin touched his swollen face, and looked at Xu Xiangbei suspiciously.

This young man is mediocre in appearance, nothing special, is this slap in the mouth from him? Not quite like it.

He pointed at Xu Xiangbei and scolded: "Stinky boy, you, are you ......?"

Bang, he was hit in the mouth on the right side of his face again, this time the two sides were completely symmetrical, and ten finger prints, evenly imprinted on his face like a brand, and they were all stained with black sweet paste.

This time he saw it clearly, and everyone saw it clearly, it was indeed Xu Xiangbei who hit it.

Lu Lin was painful, angry and disgusting, Xu Xiangbei's hands were stained with oil, and there was sweet noodle sauce, which was really disgusting.

He quickly took out a wet towel and wiped the black oily sweet noodle sauce off his face.

Just when he was about to fight back, he pounced, and a big bone was violently stuffed into his mouth, and the big bone was forced into his mouth, he felt like a girl who had been insulted, there was no way to refuse and resist, and his heart contained the sadness of humiliation.

The big hard bones squeezed his lips and tongue out, and even a few of his front teeth were loosened, if he hadn't opened his mouth wide in a familiar way, I am afraid that all the teeth in his mouth would have been shattered by bones.

What frightened him even more was that the big bones were inserted deep into his throat, making his stomach twitch and almost vomit.

His eyes widened, and he went to buckle the big bone, and it took almost all his strength to buckle out the big bone that was stuffed into his throat.

Then he felt his stomach tumble for a while, and he vomited when he lay on the ground, and he vomited the blood in his mouth, the food he ate, and even his two front teeth.

A sneer of contempt flashed on Xu Xiangbei's face, and he said disdainfully: "If you want to eat bones, just tell me, I'll help you order a piece with meat, why do you want to grab the bones I have gnawed, it's really cheap." ”

Because Xu Xiangbei moved too fast, no one saw that it was Xu Xiangbei who stuffed the bones into Lu Lin's mouth, only saw Lu Lin holding the bones with both hands.

His movements give the illusion that he doesn't want to snap the bones out, but rather like he is holding on to the bones and gnawing desperately.

(End of chapter)