161 Landing in 17th Middle School (3)
"What do you mean?" the taxi driver stepped on the brakes and looked at me with a grim face, threatening, "I'm paying for the crab for this car... Crabs, you should know who they are..."
"Crab?haha..."Not only did I laugh this time, but even Lu Shuai and his wife sitting in the back seat burst into laughter, and the driver was dumbfounded.
"Wouldn't you be excited if I told you that the carload you pulled had just unloaded your nephew's leg at the hospital?" I took a puff of my cigarette and blew the smoke on the driver's face and said with a faint smile: "Do you think that if the crab knew that the taxi driver he was protecting was pulling a cart of culprits, wouldn't it be too much fun?"
"I don't believe it, don't scare me with this... Do you really think I'm scared?" the taxi driver's face finally changed, and the expression that had taken us in for sure was long gone.
"Feel free! I don't intend to convince you that you can take your own time to inquire about the door of the rental! If we accidentally let the crab catch it, don't worry, I'll be able to provide my own escape tools!tsk..."I yawned as I leaned comfortably on the back of the car.
The taxi driver took out the walkie-talkie in the car unbelieving and asked for a long time, and finally collapsed on the back of the driver's seat like ashes, and looked at the roof of the car with a muttered blank look: "It's over... It's over..."
"What, big brother, you charged us the fare, do you have the responsibility to send us to our destination safely?" Looking at the other party's dejected appearance, I was suddenly happy and worried in my heart, and I believed that in a few minutes, this driver would definitely beg grandpa to sue grandma to refund the fare to us, and even give us some more money in order to seal his mouth, and the worry is that it is not difficult to find the crab's obscenity in Nancheng from an ordinary taxi driver.
"Brother, I don't know Taishan with my eyes! This is your fare, and I will refund you a lot of money... Let's act like we've never seen anyone today, get out of the car, please..."The taxi driver pulled out the seven red tickets we had paid him earlier and stuffed them into my pocket and begged for mercy.
"How can we do that! Since we are doing business, we have to be honest, right? If you think the money is small, we can add another two hundred to you... We must be sent back to Daha safely..."The identity was reversed in an instant, I almost didn't laugh directly, turned my head and said with a wink at Lu Shuai, who had already understood in the back seat, and returned the fare stuffed by the other party...
"Don't be hard for me, brother... These 700 are your travel expenses! These 500 are the cigarette money I pay for my filial piety to my brothers!" The taxi driver cried, first put our travel expenses into my pocket, and then took out another 500 yuan from his inner pocket and put it in my palm, clasped his hands into fists and prayed: "Don't worry, I promise not to go out and talk nonsense... I don't know anything about today, I see everything..."
"Don't mind... Big brother, you can talk about it at will! The news of your taxi is spreading quickly, and we are worried that no one will help our brothers become famous!" I took all the money when I saw it, smiled and waved at the taxi driver, opened the car door and teased: "Big brother, do you know what it means to be fucked instead of pretending to be forced to be fucked? That's you... In the future, the cover will be bright, don't bully the young man to be ignorant!" After saying that, he whistled at Lu Shuai and a few people, and got out of the car and slammed the car door heavily.
"Haha... It's really enjoyable!" Seeing the taxi driver slowly leaving with his broken car brushing our bodies, the four of us couldn't help but smile at each other and leaned back and laughed.
"Stupid fly, I don't see that you kid is getting more and more dogs..."Lu Shuai laughed and patted my shoulder and stretched out a thumbs up.
"Get out of the calf, labor and management are called wisdom! You know a basket..."I glanced at Lu Shuai angrily, turned around and asked Cao Shuai, who had been bleeding from his nose since he was in the hospital just now, and asked: "Brother Lewd, aren't you a big aunt, there's nowhere to come out! A stream of brains squirted out of my nostrils, walking all the way, flowing all the way... Tsk, there's no one left!"
"Brother Hei, if you don't develop with me, you really give in to your talents! How about thinking about it, how about our brothers create brilliance together at the Nancheng Temple Fair next year?" Cao Shuai stuffed two balls of toilet paper into his nostrils, and he buzzed when he spoke.
"Forget it, let's talk about world peace!" I teased Cao Shuai's interest suddenly, and he shrunk his neck and hid behind Lu Shuai, for Cao Shuai such a Tang monk-like character, Lu Shuai's hard stubble is his only nemesis.
"Stupid Fei, what should we do next?" After Lu Shuai glanced at Cao Shuai, the latter didn't dare to squeak anymore.
"Of course it's home! But before we go home, let's take a shower together... My mother in the province looked worried!" I looked at my whole body, my hands were covered with blood scars from myself and others, not to mention Lu Shuai and Cao Shuai, the most embarrassing thing was Hao Nan, the big back was condensed by sweat and blood into a handful, which was more reliable than hairspray.
"Then open the way, puppy, do we have any bathhouse to make do with the big annex?" Lu Shuai turned around and slapped the back of Hao Nan's head and asked.
"Yes! Samsung bathing is very good, the price is fair, and there are special services..."Hao Nan didn't know what he was stunned for, and he reacted after being patted by Lu Shuai.
"Samsung bath, Samsung help the bad guys..."As soon as I heard the name, I knew that this bathhouse must be the product of the bad guys, and when I thought of the "Mohican" hairstyle boy who was not much older than myself but was extremely indifferent, I felt uncomfortable, especially when I thought of his cobra-like eyes, I felt goosebumps on my body, and after all, I was still very jealous of the bad guys.
"Yes... But it seems that the bad guys don't come over often, anyway, I've been taking a shower so many times and haven't touched it once!" Hao Nan nodded and replied.
"Then let's go...", I nodded helplessly and said.
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Sitting in the comfortable bath, I comfortably leaned against the edge of the pool wall and closed my eyes slightly, the movie in my mind seemed to replay all the things that happened throughout the day, thinking about what my own shortcomings, or what was wrong, suddenly inexplicably remembered Feng Huo, thinking that this wise guy may live every day the same as now, will think over and over again how to go next, whether this step is right, and may even be more than I thought, when I think of this, I suddenly feel that I understand Feng Huo very much, because at this moment I also have a feeling that I don't like to tell people everything about everything, I am too tired...
"Brother Fei..."Just as my mind was overpowering and I was about to remember, Hao Nan slowly leaned over and whispered next to me.
"Hmm? What's wrong... Hao Nan!" I asked as I opened my eyes and looked at him.
"I have a question in my head... I don't know whether to say it or not..."Hao Nan wiped his wet hair, looked at me and hesitated.
"Say, I'm afraid you're suffocating... Wait left and right to consume the handsome man and the obscene brother, you must have been holding it back for a long time..."I looked at Hao Nan with a smile and shook my head and said, Hao Nan had something in his heart In fact, I saw it when I got off the car just now, and I wanted to talk and stop all the way, especially after entering the bathhouse, I observed him for a long time, and he kept looking at Lu Shuai and Cao Shuai with thief eyebrows before slowly sitting next to me.
"Actually, it's gone... I just want to talk to you casually, if you find it inconvenient, I'll talk about it next time..."Hao Nan laughed dryly and didn't like to admit it.
"Okay, I'll go to the pedicure with Shuaizi..." I deliberately stood up and pretended to leave.
"No, Brother Fei, do you think there's something wrong with Cao Shuai..."Seeing that I was really ready to leave, Hao Nan hurriedly grabbed my wrist and spoke.
"I'll just say, you must have something in mind!" Let's talk about it..."Seeing that Hao Nan successfully cheated out, I sat down again satisfied, took out a cigarette from the side of the pool and handed it to Hao Nan, lit one myself, raised my head and spit out a smoke ring and asked with a smile: "Tell me what you think..."
"I can't say it, it's just that I feel this way! Cao Shuai is not as simple as he appears... When I was in the hospital, you still remember that he obviously left and came back, in fact, I don't think it's necessary at all, the feeling is more like, he came back to accompany us to be beaten... As long as a person has no defects in his brain, who would be stupid and waiting to be beaten..."Hao Nan scratched his side face and looked at me embarrassedly and said.
"That's why you targeted him everywhere before?" I nodded amusefully and continued: "Actually, there is no problem with your guess, Cao Shuai is really not simple..."I simply told Hao Nan about the fraud I saw Cao Shuai and his gang in the White Horse Temple before, and said after lighting the second cigarette: "You said that a master who has the courage to cheat hundreds of people at a temple fair will be afraid of a big bastard in a school? Anyway, I don't understand..."
"That's it, Cao Shuai must have some intentions for us..."Hao Nan nodded approvingly.
"This is what I don't understand the most, what can we be tried on now? He tried so hard that he didn't hesitate to be beaten and mixed with us, what is the hell about us?" I touched my chin and thought about it.
"Brother Fei, if you don't understand, don't think about it first, anyway, let's be more careful ourselves in the future..."Hao Nan nodded, "Hula...", he got up from the pool, opened his legs and ran towards the lounge: "Is it possible that someone pays for a pedicure, and if you don't go, you can't help yourself... Haha, Brother Fei, I'll go first!"
Looking at Hao Nan's back, I was speechless for a while, and silently prayed for him in my heart not to be beaten out by the people in the lounge later: "I dare to run to the lounge with my ass just slipped away, and my brother Nan's courage in the society is indeed a little fat..."
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