Yin Yinxiang sent a fart!

General Nie Jun almost vomited blood, and his whole face was suffocated as if he had been constipated for many years.

He was unwilling to order the withdrawal of troops, thinking about how to explain it. Because the two armies fought for a short time, the actual casualties on both sides were not large, and this battle was not a failure. One thing has to be ignored, Jiang Pengji's successive slaps are equivalent to loud slaps, slapping Nie Jun in the face. They can quibble that Jiang Pengji is too shameless, but that doesn't change the fact that they were humiliated.

Nie Jun was obviously chasing Jiang Pengji's army into Zhanjiang Pass, but when he went back, he was like a group of defeated roosters.

The front-line military report reached Nie Liang's ears as soon as possible, and the general of the Nie army had not yet arrived, and he already knew the whole story.

Nie Liang's expression turned pale when he heard this, but the two people who were close could see that his fingers trembled slightly because of anger. Wei Xi and Fan Chen glanced at each other, and they both saw deep worry and scolding Jiang Pengji in each other's eyes.

Although the other civil and military officers under the tent didn't see it, they also knew that the atmosphere in the tent was not right, and they were silent for a while.

Nie Liang took a deep breath and suppressed the anger surging in his heart.

He wouldn't be furious because Jiang Peng Jipi was like this, but it was true that he was uncomfortable.

If it weren't for his excellent endurance, I'm afraid he would be angry.

After a while, Nie Liang asked.

"What's the weather going like tomorrow?"

A person under the tent arched his hand and said, "Looking at the recent climate and wind direction, tomorrow should be a sunny day and a southeast wind." ”

There is a drought and little rain in the north, and it is a hot summer at this time, so it is not difficult to speculate on the recent weather changes if you know some feng shui geography.

"Nowadays, the climate is dry, and dead wood is flammable...... The southeast wind is just right. Nie Liang lowered his eyes and said, "Order someone to prepare dry wood, firewood, and black oil, and send troops to attack Zhanjiang Pass at the right time tomorrow." Liu Xi is playing with us like this today, and tomorrow he will return the favor with fire. ”

Fan Chen was surprised, "The mountains and forests near Zhanjiang Pass have all been cut down by Liu Xi to the point that only wooden piers remain, and the fire is estimated to be ineffective. ”

Nie Liang said, "The smoke is burning, and I will pay tribute to one or two." ”

Everyone understood that this was not a serious 800 attack on the pass, but just a test of the depth, and by the way, they found today's field.

But—

They never expected that Jiang Pengji would be skinned, so where is the skin enough?

"Report - there are hundreds of prisoners of our army outside the camp......"

Nie Liang raised his eyebrows after hearing this, and always felt that things were not simple.

Since he was a prisoner, he should not have been a deserter in the middle of the battle, most of them were captured by the enemy before the battle.

What does it mean that the enemy captures the prisoners and releases them back?

"Prisoner, what kind of moth does Liu Xi want to make trouble again?"

Fan Chen subconsciously felt a little worried, from Jiang Pengji to Sun Wen, none of the people under her account were normal.

The soldier hesitated, "The captives are all dressed in women's shirts, and the small ones can't describe ......"

Ha?

The crowd didn't understand.

When they went out to take a look, they were immediately ashamed and angry, and decades of good cultivation were all in vain.

The captured captives were all the elite of the Nie clan who had been plundered before the battle, and their robes embroidered with the Nie clan emblem were stripped naked, and replaced by bells and whistles and extremely ill-fitting blouses. One by one, they were tied up in a row with a rope as if they were prey, and their feet were also imprisoned. According to the scout's reply, they were driven over by Jiang Pengji's cavalry with shepherd's whip—

The soldiers also found a brocade box hanging from the neck of one person, and the words on it were dancing and imposing.

"Kindness?"

For the lord Nie Liang?

One person took off the brocade box and secretly weighed the weight.

"Rong Mo will check it so as not to hide filth in it and hurt the lord. ”、

A general was so bold that he stepped forward to open the brocade box, and was almost blinded by the jewels inside.

If you look closely, you will see a set of ornate jewels on the head, and a whole set of intricate and ornate blouses pressed underneath, with sachets and accessories.

When the people saw that they were silent, their mouths were silent, but the anger in their hearts was soaring.

A set of blouses and jewelry, given to Guangshangong?

Immediately, a Qingliu celebrity fainted with morale, and everyone pressed for a while before they woke people up.

"It's too much to deceive!

The celebrity was so angry that his fingers were trembling, and he had an angry and aggrieved expression.

"Femme fatale, her mind is so filthy, vicious, vulgar and vulgar, how can she be half a gentleman?"

first sent someone to attack Nie Liang's only son, and the next day he brought someone to the door, but he didn't fight well, and he left in humiliation. At this time, the captives were dressed up as women's clothes, and they were asked to apply grease and powder, and they wore spicy-eyed red farts and blush, and gave Nie Liang a women's shirt......

The piles and piles can simply make one Buddha popular and two Buddhas ascend to heaven.

At this time, someone in the tent also said angrily, "It's better to give her a set of women's four books, so that she knows what a woman's duty is!"

Come on, hurt each other!

Although Wei Xi didn't look at the man, he felt a little disdain in his heart.

He flatly refused, "It's not good, it's inferior." ”

What is the fourth book of women?

The cancer that poisoned the edict for several years, and the evil things that plagued the edict came out after the death of the demon.

In the first few years, everyone shouted and beat it, but there were still some people who secretly enshrined it as a guide, and they didn't know what to do.

Jiang Peng Jipi is indeed disgusting these few times, but it is also a normal means of confrontation, if you send the fourth book of women to attack the other party's gender in order to disgust people, it is tantamount to offending women in the world, and in essence, it is inferior, and it is easy to recruit black for the lord Nie Liang.

When the man saw Wei Xi speak, he was a little indignant in his heart, but he didn't dare to open his mouth to refute.

In addition, some people don't like it, what does it mean to "fall behind"?

"Could it be that Liu Xi's thief humiliated the lord with a female shirt?"

Wei said, "You can send a men's shirt over." ”

Everyone: "......"

They all know that Jiang Pengji was initially shown as a man, and later changed to a woman when the Huangshui Guild League became famous. For her, there is really no difference between men's and women's clothing. Giving someone a men's shirt, maybe she will say thank you, and she has an extra set of clothes to change in the summer.

Can she say thank you without skin and face, and Nie Liang can respond by saying thank you to the other party for generously sending him a change of blouse?

Isn't that!

Probably had been very stimulated before, and in the face of this blouse and lady's head, Nie Liang was quite calm.

He said flatly, "The goddess has a heart, but King Xiang has no intention." ”

Wei Xi was silent for a moment, and instantly understood Nie Liang's way to deal with it.

"A set of heads, a pair of sachets, several pieces of fancy clothes, a pair of champas, and a pair of incense shoes...... Nie Liang counted calmly, and turned the situation around with a sneer, "Although it is Liu Xi's intention, but the two armies are facing each other, this earnest behavior is still avoided, and it is better to avoid it...... I have an old wife and a child. In terms of age, it is not very appropriate, but it is a good match with Qing'er. Take it down, and burn the sacrificial flag tomorrow. ”