Chapter 83: I'll Hack You to Death!
There is a murderous aura in the crotch, which is a very real problem.
Ye Zheng smiled awkwardly, and motioned for Lin Chu to take out the muscular hunk camouflage ball and hold it in his hand.
Bang~
White smoke curls.
Ye Niu Xiaojian Zheng was successfully upgraded to Ye Niu Xiaojian Muscular Hunk Zheng.
Huai Zhen held his chin with one hand: "Illusion......?
Reach over and pinch the real muscles.
Huai Zhen pointed at Lin Chu again: "This is how his muscles also come from?"
Ye Zheng nodded.
Huaizhen was stunned for a while, and muttered: "Even Hong didn't find a problem in person, it's amazing......"
Ye Zheng smiled: "It's just with the master, it's not worth mentioning." ”
Huaizhen: "......"
Shameless.
"So what? muscles are muscles, and how is gender disguised?" asked Huaizhen.
Ye Zheng held the small ball in his hand and held it up to Huai Zhen at close range: "This thing is called a muscular hunk camouflage ball, do you understand? ”
"Muscular, macho, disguise ball......" Huaizhen scratched his bulging forehead, and suddenly suddenly.
Involuntarily glanced at Lin Chu's murderous crotch, Huaizhen's mouth trembled, and he stammered: "You, you, your meaning, what do you mean...... Fierce, macho?"
Ye Zheng showed a kind and relieved smile, and the children can be taught.
Huaizhen: "......"
"Terrible...... How long?" Huai Zhen grasped the man's main concern.
Ye Zheng raised his hands and compared, comparing the length of eighteen centimeters: "It's about this long." ”
Huai Zhen's eyes widened, and he let out an exclamation of surprise.
"Ahh
Bang!
Two figures swirled and flew in response.
"Hmph, I can't understand the Xudu language, can't I understand your obscene eyes? Two short scum, a man's shame!"
Lin Chu scolded and patted his trousers, as if the serial leg just now had dirty feet.
Rubbing his buttocks, Ye Zhenghuai really got up one after another, looking at each other helplessly, quite sympathetic.
It's okay if you don't have Lin Chuchang, but you can't beat it, and you're aggrieved......
……
Lu Shanmin crouched in the treetops.
The leaves of the trees were layered on top of each other, covering the leopard-like body of Lu Shanmin.
The breeze pierces the forest and the trees sway.
The sound in his ears, the green leaves brushing his ears, itchy, Lu Shanmin gritted his teeth, stretched his face, and grabbed the bark with his hands, not daring to move.
The leaves covered his eyes, and Lu Shanmin didn't move to remove them.
The chest rises and falls slightly, and the breath moves with the breeze, which is continuous and long, as if completely absorbed into nature.
In the wind, there was an unusual smell of danger approaching.
As the top hunter in the village, Lu Shanmin is well aware that his prey is taking the bait.
This young hunter, who was just over twenty years old, had a weather-etched face and a resolute look in his eyes, and he had a way of sophistication that did not belong to his age.
There was a low roar, and it came with the sound of the wind.
Lu Shanmin's pupils shrank, and his fine breathing was completely contained.
That's it!
As long as he kills the blind bear who is causing trouble to his neighbors, Lu Shanmin can overwhelm all the hunters of his generation and obtain the qualification to marry the village flower......
Lu Shanmin silently set up the flag.
It's close!
The ground is the rustle of trampling leaves, and the heavy footsteps are like drums, knocking on the hearts of the people of Lushan.
Click!
Dry branches break off and sink into the dirt.
Moments later, the ground shook, and it seemed that something heavy had slammed into the ground.
The blood was angry, and Lu Shanmin's hand holding the knife stiffened.
“???”
No follow-up?
The bear's earth-shattering roar when he stepped on the trap, he stabbed into the back of the neck like a god, and his hand fell with a knife, and he successfully reached the top of the day.
None of the expected steps happened, could it be that the blind bear died when he stepped on the trap?
Legend has it that the fierce beast that roamed the mountains and fields and tore apart at least fourteen hunters turned out to be so weak?
Lu Shanmin was overjoyed, his heart was pounding like a drum, he pushed aside the leaves, and jumped ......
Thump!
Lu Shanmin's feet slipped and fell upside down.
"You, you, who are you?" Lu Shanmin stood up with a roll, raised his knife on guard, and looked vigilantly at the young man who was about to drag away the blind bear's hind paws.
Ye Zheng, who incarnated as Niu Xiaojian, put his hand on the scabbard, and was also vigilant: "Who are you?"
The green-skinned man in front of him was silently hidden in the tree, and he didn't even notice it.
After carefully sensing the strength of the other party, he was just an ordinary person with no spiritual power.
Strange thing, could it be an awakened person like Bai Su who can hide his breath?
The green-skinned man holding the knife had a cold expression, clenched the short knife, his leopard-like body was straight, ready to burst out and kill the enemy at any time: "Lu Shanmin, the hunter of the mountain village, which village are you from?"
Hunters in the village?
Ye Zheng was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "Are you a heavenly favorite?"
"Heavenly Favorite?" Lu Shanmin read it again in confusion and shook his head, "Don't divert the topic, who are you?"
"Niu Xiaojian, from the northern realm of Puming. Ye Zheng did not hide his identity at all.
"Puming North?" Lu Shanmin frowned and thought for a while, his face changed slightly, "Are you from outside the mountain?"
In Lu Shanmin's short life, he has not heard of anything about Puming in the north and Puming in the south, and if he thinks that if the people of Xudu are distinguished by region, there are only two kinds of people in the mountains and people outside the mountains.
Ye Zheng nodded, this hunter named Lu Shanmin did not have any other abnormalities except for the peculiar concealment aura.
Whether it's a weather-etched face or a hand as rough as tree bark, it shows the hunter's true identity.
Letting down his guard and following Lu Shanmin's gaze, Ye Zheng looked down at the big black bear like an iron tower at his feet, and then looked at the trap hidden under the fallen leaves one step away from the black bear.
Think of Lu Shanmin's joy when he jumped down with a knife......
Ye Zheng scratched his head in embarrassment: "What's inside, did I rob your prey?"
Hearing the roar of the bear from a distance before, Queen Lin Chu drooled, saying that she wanted to eat the bear's paws, so she plucked herself to catch the bear.
And this big black bear was slashed open by his own throat before stepping on the trap, and he was killed instantly.
Lu Shanmin was still vigilant, and said in a deep voice: "It's true that it was originally my prey, but since you killed it, it is your prey, and I won't fight with you." ”
As a seasoned hunter, his incomparably sharp intuition told him that Niu Xiaojian might not be easy to mess with.
And the bloody vision of the black bear's throat told him that Niu Xiaojian was really not easy to mess with......
So, he sane intimidated.
Ye Zheng smiled kindly and slowly drew the knife.
Lu Shanmin's eyes widened, and he took a few steps back from the ground, his expression was shocked and afraid: "What are you doing!"
"Calm, calm. Ye Zheng pressed with one hand and waved the knife with the other.
Swish!
Lu Shanmin didn't see the shadow of the knife at all, but saw the flash of the knife, and the four paws of the blind bear were separated in an instant.
The cross-section is as smooth as a mirror.
The bear's blood paused before it began to flow out slowly.
Looking at the long knife with a cold glow, there was not a trace of blood on the blade.
"Good knives!"
Lu Shanmin's lips opened slightly, and he couldn't help but sigh, and then he woke up like a dream, and hurriedly stretched out his other hand, from holding the knife tremblingly with one hand to holding the knife tremblingly with both hands, "You, you, what ......are you doing?"
Ye put the knife into the sheath and spread his hands very generously: "Obviously, the bear's paw belongs to me, and the rest belongs to you." ”
In Lu Shanmin's clear eyes that belonged to the simple mountain people, a flash of joy: "Really?"
"Seriously, all I need is a bear's paw. ”
Ye Zheng picked up the bear's paw one by one, his face full of disgust.
The bear's blood was sticky and greasy, with an indescribable fishy smell, and it was disgusting on the hands.
Lu Shanmin's eyes struggled for a moment, put away the knife, and waved his hand: "No, no, no, it's your prey that is yours, it's useless, I can't accept it, you can drag this bear blind away." ”
Ye Zheng: "???"
It's strange, this young hunter named Lu Shanmin obviously has two words written on his face - want.
But why......
"Bad reviews from Lu Shanmin, I want to fish for law enforcement, no way!"
Ye Zheng: "......"
Ya also knows how to fish law enforcement......
This is to think that I am a demon who wants to find a reasonable excuse to kill people, send a bear and then immediately turn his face and pretend to be robbed and stabbed to death?
Obedient......
Brother dei, am I Ye Niu Xiaojian Zheng like this kind of unreasonable person?
"Brother Lu, I really want to give it to you, I really just want a bear's paw, haven't you heard of the dish of the pearl in the palm?"
Lu Shanmin was surprised and said: "The pearl of the palm, the dish, you want to eat, eat the bear's paw?"
"Uh...... It's just to eat bear's paws, what's the problem?"
"There's no problem, Brother Niu's taste is very unique......" Lu Shanmin tried his best to pretend to be friendly.
I, Lu Shanmin, have lived for a full twenty years, and have been in the company of wild beasts in the mountains and forests since I was a child, and I have a hunting career of fifteen years, and I have never heard of the disgusting things like bear paws that can be eaten, and the Niu Xiaojian in front of me is properly making excuses to scold people, fishing and law enforcement, and I didn't run away!
"Bad reviews from Lu Shanmin, don't be fooled, slightly!"
Ye Zheng: "......"
"Brother Niu, in fact, bear meat is more suitable for cooking, you might as well take it away, I really don't want to ......"
Carry back the blind body of the bear = obtain the qualification to marry the village flower = the other party succeeds in fishing law enforcement and will die.
Give up the blind corpse of the bear = lose the qualification to marry the village flower = the other party fails to fish and enforce the law, and can live.
Two equations in one column, Lu Shanmin did not give up the village flower and chose to save his life.
It doesn't matter if the village flower is gone, it's a big deal to settle for the next best thing, and wait for the next village flower to grow up~
Anyway, the middle-aged Orion who has a depth lately is very popular with young girls.
Middle-aged hunters are skilled in hunting skills, skilled in cooking, generally accumulate small family property for many years, talk maturely, can take care of the girl's mood, and dress appropriately, unlike young people who are sloppy and sloppy in animal skin, which is completely the ideal development direction of Lu Shanmin in the future.
Ye Zheng rubbed his eyebrows, realizing that Lu Shanmin thought that he was fishing for law enforcement and wanted to lend Xiong to death, since he wanted to die so much, he simply fulfilled his wish?
Just do it.
Ye Zheng smiled kindly .jpg: "Let me ask you one last thing, don't you really want the bear that was given away for nothing?"
Lu Shanmin's head shook like a rattle: "I understand Brother Niu's kindness, the eldest husband has something to do and something not to do, I didn't hunt it, I resolutely can't ask for it." ”
"Very well, I am satisfied with your answer. ”
Ye Zheng slapped the scabbard, choked and quickly drew the knife, and the knife was bright and blind: "If you don't want it, I'll hack you to death!"
Lu Shanmin: "......"