Chapter 17 Sanitary napkins on the military training ground

Stand in a military posture, kick the right step, stand up and take a break, turn to the left and turn right, sit in a circle and play a song, and experience the way again I feel more interesting than hard.

It's singing time again.

From unity is strength, to returning from target shooting, from our soldiers, to one, two, three, four songs, from the girl opposite, to my sister you boldly move forward, from true heroes, to Northeast people are living Lei Feng, all kinds of teasing.

Then the group shouted: One battalion comes! One battalion comes!

Seeing that the opposite side did not accept the recruitment, the third battalion where Bian Xuedao was located began to play by himself. Except for a few freshmen who like to express themselves and take the initiative to sing, the instructor mobilized several times and no one came out, okay, then make a game.

Drumming and passing flowers.

The game is starting to have fun. The talents of the students who were caught were simply full of tricks. What kind of poetry recitation, tai chi, magic, Xinjiang dance, space walking, Ai Feng actually knew ventriloquism, and he was completely defeated while learning Taoism.

When the drum and flowers were played until the second day, Bian Xuedao was caught, because he didn't find Xu Shangxiu, he was a little angry and made his throat hurt, so he asked the instructor if it was okay to do push-ups? The instructor said that if there were less than 40, he would change the program, and he did 50 of them.

On the third day of drumming and passing flowers, Li Yu was caught. This kid's song "I have no money, I'm shameless" shocked the 3 nearby teams. I usually can't hear what I say, but as soon as I opened my voice, I found that Li Yu's voice was very similar to Wu Qixian, with enough breath and high notes, no matter how I listened to it, I had practiced. And Li Yu's singing is not restrained at all, like being on stage, which has a special appeal.

Military training continued.

Bian Xuedao originally prepared 3 pairs of insoles, but on the second day of military training, Li Yu and Yang Hao robbed two pairs. By the time he wanted to buy it again, the insoles near the school were out of stock.

There was no choice but to make a ruthless move.

I was too lazy to go far, so Bian Xuedao wandered around the supermarket on campus for a long time, and when there was no one nearby, he quickly took two packs of Shubao, put them in the shopping basket, and covered them with newly bought towels. Seeing that there were fewer people in front of the cash register at the door, he moved forward after the most sluggish line.

As a result, I was still watched at the door. Bian Xuedao handed over the money with a smile, packed the bag, turned his head, and saw an unexpected acquaintance.

Song Jia, Dong Xue's good friend, the first 6 people took turns to invite guests before the college entrance examination, and Bian Xuedao really didn't expect to see Song Jia here.

In his previous life, Bian Xuedao was also admitted to Eastern University, and his high school classmates who were admitted to Eastern University together had dinner in college a few times, and Bian Xuedao remembered that there was no Song Jia.

"You also took the test?" asked Bian Xuedao.

"Hmm. ”

"Which department?"

"International trade. ”

Seeing that Bian Xuedao was stunned, Song Jia continued: "I originally wanted to apply for a foreign place, but after the head teacher Mr. Chen saw your volunteer, he said that this school and this department are not bad, so I suggested that I also apply for this." To be on the safe side, I changed my mind temporarily. ”

The two walked to the door of Bian Xuedao's apartment together, and Bian Xuedao asked Song Jia: "Do you have a girl surnamed Xu in your bedroom?"

Song Jia shook her head.

"You help me pay attention to the girl surnamed Xu in this class. ”

"What's Xu?" Song Jia asked.

Bian Xuedao shook his head, "I know that Lu Dao's surname is Xu." ”

Song Jia looked at Bian Xuedao and said, "It's only been a few days since school started, so let's start?"

Bian Xuedao smiled and didn't speak.

Back in the bedroom, Yu Jin's eyes were sharp, and he saw Hu Shubao in the bag that Bian Xuedao brought back, and shouted on the spot: "I'm."

Bian Xuedao ignored him, methodically stuffed Hushubao into his shoes, put on his shoes and stepped on them, feeling good.

A few people who understood that they were going to grab the remaining sanitary napkins, and Bian Xuedao was afraid that these people would touch their military quilts, so they immediately hid in the bathroom, locked it, and let a few people slam the door outside. Until Chen Jian proposed, if Bian Xuedao didn't come out again, he would dismantle his military quilt. Bian Xuedao shouted in the bathroom: "These two packs are used up, change people to buy them." ”

The door was closed, and several boys began to study a sanitary napkin in each hand.

Chen Jian said: "It is not easy for many female students, there is such a fixed expense every month, and it is enough to improve the food twice in the four canteens." ”

Tong Chao flipped the sanitary napkin in his hand, "Which side of this thing is in the shoes?"

Yu Jin watched it for a long time, tore off the sticker on it, and said seriously: "You said how uncomfortable it is to stick this thing to your ass......

Kong Weize had been talking on the balcony just now, and when he came in and heard Yu Jin's words, he said with a smile: "Big brother, who said that this thing is stuck to the ass?

Yu Jin rolled his eyes when he heard this, "If you don't stick to your ass, then where do you say it's sticky?"

Bian Xuedao knew how to use this thing, but he didn't say it, he was afraid that these cowards would take off their pants and demonstrate it live. Sitting on the bed and thinking about it, it seems that when I first went to college, I didn't know how to use sanitary napkins.

Yu Jin's military shoes are a bit big, and there are 3 blood blisters on his feet, and there are three layers of sanitary napkins in his shoes. The next day of military training, I walked all morning, and in the afternoon, the sanitary napkin on my right foot came out of the back of the shoe. Just in time to catch up with the instructor to let the row kick the right step. Mixed in the phalanx, you can still fool around, walking in a row, there are people watching in front and behind, so everyone is very serious, and Yu is also working hard, kicking the ground, stepping, and shaking his legs.

After Yu Jin's platoon walked over, he saw that the instructor didn't shout "turn back" for a long time, but found that the boys in the front row who were facing them had strange expressions.

Finally, the instructor's command to "turn back" came.

Today, like everyone else, I saw a white sanitary napkin lying in the middle of the training area that was still clean just now.

Where did this thing come from? Instructors who are about the same age as these freshmen don't know at all.

There is even a red dot on the sanitary napkin, which looks as eye-catching as a plum blossom embroidered on the white silk handkerchief, and the whole team is silent when they look at this sanitary napkin.

The instructor wanted to pick up the sanitary napkin and throw it away, and thought that it might be a girl who fell out of it, which felt a little inappropriate. So he shouted out the most classic sentence of the 2001 military training with the tone of the usual shouting password: "Whoever has a sanitary napkin on his body falls out, come out and pick it up." ”

In the future, my neck will be sweaty. The phalanx next door happened to be the first row of girls kicking the right step, and on the opposite side was a group of boys with burning eyes, which was not very natural, and when they encountered this powerful sentence, their movements were immediately deformed.

Yu Jin, who was in a cold sweat, struggled to control his facial expressions. I can't admit it, I can't admit it! I'm a big boy, and everyone says that he has a sanitary napkin on him, even if he says that he uses it as an insoles, who believes it? If this is a perverted reputation, how can he find a girlfriend in four years of college?

The matter ended with the instructor taking action. But in fact, except for the 717 dormitory, several boys around Yu Jin knew that the road fell out of his shoes, but they didn't say it. This incident directly led to Yu Jin's name being maliciously changed to Yu Jin, especially in front of girls, everyone loves to call him "Brother Towel". Later, Yu Jin's actions proved that he was worthy of the name "Brother Towel".

From this day on, after eating at night, Bian Xuedao went to stand opposite the 11A dormitory building where a small number of senior sisters and a large number of freshman girls lived for a while, watching the girls go in and out with rice bowls and kettles, searching for Xu Shangxiu's figure.

Rumors immediately spread in the girls' dormitory building that a freshman boy was infatuated with waiting for a girl at the door of the dormitory every night.

Hearing this, the girls had mixed reactions.

"Really, it's only been a few days since school started, I'm so anxious, aren't you?"

"Yes, yes, what does it look like, is it handsome?"

"I'm waiting for my high school girlfriend!"

"Tomorrow he'll come back, you remind me, I'll look through the window. ”

Bian Xuedao also realized that he was dressed in green, and standing at the door of the girls' dormitory was too dazzling and coquettish. So he went back to bed after dinner and changed into a set of clothes.

A few days later, the boys in the 717 dormitory heard that Bian Xuedao went to the girls' dormitory building every day to guard the door, and when he saw the sky, he asked him who he had a crush on, and where he fell in love at first sight, and Bian Xuedao just didn't say it.

At night, some bold and cheerful girls will take a few steps to walk in front of Bian Xuedao and deliberately look at him. As for the upstairs pointing at him through the window, it can't be found.

The boys in the 717 dormitory found that they didn't like to talk lately. Although most of the time he still laughs while learning the Tao, there is an aura of not approaching people all over his body.

The information sent back by Song Jia was that she had almost asked all the bedrooms on the first floor, and only found two surnamed Xu, but when Bian Xuedao asked about the details such as height, she immediately judged that it was not Xu Shangxiu.

When the military training was about to end, through various relationships, Bian Xuedao saw the list of freshmen of this year's International Trade Department, counting the preparatory class, there was no Xu Shangxiu in the 7 international trade classes.

It is like a traveler who has been chasing an oasis in the desert for a long time, only to find that what he sees is nothing more than a fantasy that he has weaved. Bian Xuedao asked again and again in his heart: Why is this happening? Why is it different from the previous life?

After thinking about it for a few nights, Bian Xuedao thought of a possibility.

He and Song Jia were not in this major in their previous lives, but now they are both here, and the enrollment quota for each major in each province is certain, if Xu Shangxiu's score is exactly on the admission score line, then it is very likely that he or Song Jia will be squeezed out of the quota.

On September 29, all the freshmen marched and trained, and the destination was the Tiger Regiment on the edge of the exit from the city.

When I arrived at the place, I visited the barracks and housekeeping, saw the soldiers' activity room, and the teacher who led the team informed everyone to gather and go to the opposite shooting range to shoot targets.

The students immediately split into two camps, half excited, half apprehensive.

Shooting targets? Bian Xuedao remembers that he didn't have this project in his previous life. But it's not important anymore, it's good to be able to touch the gun, but I don't know how many bullets a person has.

Seeing the instructor of his battalion in front, Kong Weize asked loudly: "Instructor, how many shots do you have?"

Li Yu then added: "Don't you issue body armor?"

The audience was silent.