Chapter 473: Swallow a stapler
The old people educate their children that they love to say a word, and it is easy to learn bad and difficult to learn. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
This sentence is actually quite reasonable, children go out to play, and they may not learn to be obedient, but they learn swear words very quickly. In fact, adults are the same, such as learning English, watching a few foreign language movies, and others may not be able to learn anything, and those swearing words that are not suitable for children will definitely be able to learn one or two.
Just like the boss in front of Yan Fei, he may not be based in that area in the south, but a scolding dialect is very smooth.
Yan Fei's face changed at that time.
A few words of grumbling in front of him can be different from him, but now this is pure death: "Don't you know what it means to be in trouble?"
"Boy, who are you talking about?" Hearing Yan Fei's words, the boss who didn't know where he came from suddenly became popular.
Yan Fei glanced at this person, felt the girl next to him grasping his arm, glanced at this person, turned his head expressionlessly and urged Xiao Li: "Okay, give me a receipt!"
He didn't say anything, but the boss came to the heart: "Boy, what about you? Who did you say just now? Whose little fart child, before his hair grows, knows to take Xiao Nier out...... Hmmm......"
As he spoke, he suddenly couldn't speak.
Whoever was talking, and a stapler was stuffed into his mouth, and he couldn't speak.
This is the place of registration, and the information of the registered company and enterprise must be ordered one by one, so it is natural to use a stapler. Other things can be saved, this kind of commonly used, small office supplies that don't cost too much, generally no one is too economical - the staplers are quite high-grade, big and sturdy.
It's just that no matter how good things are, they will feel good when used, but if they are stuffed in someone's mouth, it will not feel good.
The boss who was coaxing was stunned and didn't react, and he was talking energetically! Suddenly he felt that something was forced into his mouth, and he couldn't even close his mouth, and he didn't know what was going on.
After a moment, he reacted and quickly touched his mouth, and others could see the stapler in his mouth, but he couldn't see it. In the panic, I forgot that I was still holding a big brother in one hand, and with a bang, the stapler was smashed again.
"Uh-huh......"
In the panic, he used this strength a lot, and suddenly the expression on his face was distorted. After touching it, I realized that the upper and lower teeth in my mouth were full of pain. Actually, this stapler is really good, the whole outside is wrapped in a layer of plastic, but the plastic is also hard. What's more, the tooth had already been hit when the stapler entered, and it was good that it hadn't fallen off yet.
Hearing the sound of mumping, he had just finished writing the receipt, and casually tore off Comrade Xiao Li, who was about to hand it to Yan Fei, and was stunned as soon as he looked up: "This, boss, what are you doing here? That's a stapler, isn't it edible?"
What it means to have suffering and can't be said, this is. The boss, who was still arrogant just now, was covering his mouth at the moment, carefully taking the stapler outside--carelessly, it hurt to touch his teeth and teeth, and it hurt to touch his flesh, and it was estimated that he had been stuffed too rough just now, and now he could see bleeding from his mouth.
Stuffing the stapler into someone's mouth was naturally done by Yan Fei. It's just that he moved too fast, not to mention the people nearby, and even Xiao Li, who was writing the receipt, didn't know what was going on.
So Xiao Li really wondered, this boss doesn't look like a mental illness, why is he swallowing my stapler so hard there?
After finishing speaking, he finally reacted, hurriedly stood up, and went around the table to support the boss. He couldn't figure out what was going on, and he thought the man was mentally ill and swallowed a stapler! He held the man's hand hard and didn't let him move, for fear that he would continue to stuff it in.
It wasn't until this time that someone next to me noticed a little sudden situation here, and two staff members hurriedly trotted over and asked what was going on.
In fact, no matter how big this stapler is, how big it can be, it is absolutely easy to take it out if you want to.
The boss now has a toothache, and the stapler is still head-in, and after stuffing it in, it pops up again and gets stuck in his mouth. But there was a spring plate there, and it didn't have much strength, so I took it out after it hurt. But this boss looks tall and big, and he can't help the pain, so he tries there cautiously with his mouth open.
It's good now, the other two staff members came over, and Xiao Li turned around and said: "I don't know what's going on, he suddenly picked up the stapler and stuffed it into his mouth, and stuffed it inside, you guys help hold his hand......"
Yan Fei stood next to him for a long time, holding the receipt that Xiao Li had torn off just now and hadn't had time to hand over, and asked, "I can leave with this, right?"
Xiao Li was busy pulling people, and said without raising his head: "Yes, just remember to keep it and don't throw it away...... Don't move...... You take his hand, I'll take out the stapler and ...... first."
"Alright, let's go first. Yan Fei stuffed the receipt into his bag, pulled the girl and left, and didn't forget to fan the flames before leaving. "Be careful, he looks like a psychopath, be careful not to bite you. Forget it, let's go...... Don't you even know that this person is sick? and he still runs around alone, really, how scary!"
As soon as the boss saw that Yan Fei wanted to leave, and then listened to his 'whisper' cool words, he subconsciously began to sigh. He moved, and the two people who helped pull his arm pushed harder: "Don't move, don't move...... Hurry up and have someone else to help hold him down...... Hey, I said, why don't you have any sympathy? Didn't you see this person getting sick, and you didn't come to help?"
Yan Fei, who had walked two steps, turned around and expressed deep regret: "It's not that I don't help, this person just now thought that we were delaying his time in doing business, and he was nagging and scolding us! Scolding and scolding that he was sick, can you blame us? You little Brother Li have a good heart, but I am not so generous." Let's go, lest I really be bitten by him for a while......"
After speaking, he pulled the girl away.
At this moment, the other people in the hall gradually noticed the sudden situation here, and immediately discussed: "What's the matter?"
"Didn't you hear what the young man just said? It seems that he has a sudden mental illness, and the man is holding a stapler and wants to eat a stapler...... "Someone next to him replied.
"Tsk, it looks like a boss, how can there be such a problem?"
"It's just that he doesn't know that he has this problem?
"Oh, don't talk about it, hurry up and call an ambulance?"
"Yes, yes, hurry up and call, who knows the phone number of the nearby hospital, I have a phone here?"
"I have it too, I don't know the phone?"
"120 Ah! Hurry up! Psychotic, such a big man, but it's hard to get ......"
In the blink of an eye, the entire hall came over, and Yan Fei had already walked to the door of the hall with Xu Xiaoyan at this time.
Xu Xiaoyan muttered in a low voice: "Did you do it just now?"
Yan Fei was moving too fast, she was staring at the chattering boss angrily, only to feel that in a flash, there was an extra stapler in the person's mouth. This is still her eyes are good, and she just happens to be staring at people all the time, and it is estimated that even if another person keeps staring, she may not be able to see it.
"You're not sick...... Immortal big stapler, it's him...... Tie him...... It's just him...... "The stapler in the boss's mouth was finally taken out, and others didn't know what he looked like, and the upper and lower gums in his mouth were bleeding, and it looked quite oozing anyway."
Originally, he really didn't understand what was going on, but Yan Fei pulled the girl away as if nothing happened, and didn't forget to say a few cool words. He felt that he was talking about Yan Fei just now, and suddenly felt a trance in front of him, and a stapler was stuffed in his mouth, this must have been done by that young man - or how could he pretend to be in such a hurry to leave?
This is the same reason as the suspicious neighbor stealing the axe, anyway, no matter what Yan Fei does now, he will think so. Even if he stood there and watched the excitement, he would think that this man had fooled himself and gloated here—though he was right.
Seeing that Yan Fei and the others had already walked out of the hall, this person couldn't care about his mouth hurting, and shouted towards the gate while trying to come over and catch up with the two. But now he was surrounded by a crowd of warm-hearted people, pulling him for fear that he would hurt himself again - this time on a stapler, in case he got some other dangerous goods and stuffed them in his mouth?
So the more he struggled, the more people around him pulled him, and in the end he couldn't just hold his hands behind his back like the prisoner, and there were people who kept comforting him: "Don't get excited, don't get excited, we're all for your good, someone has already called an ambulance, and we'll be ......there soon."
Someone was shouting: "He's in such a serious situation, don't wait for the ambulance, everyone is driving outside, whose car is more spacious, send him to the hospital directly!"
"I drove a big van when I came...... "Someone immediately shouted enthusiastically.
"You'd better wait for an ambulance, right? You have to send it to a psychiatric hospital, right?" someone reminded again.
"Don't have mildew, don't have a disease, don't put Kai in the mud, don't bend which two people ......" The mentally ill boss struggled even more, looking at the two people who were about to disappear, their eyes were on fire.
It's a pity that this is useless, now there are a lot of enthusiastic people, and there are a lot of staff in the hotel rushed over, and two security guards took the initiative to come to help, and pressed people more firmly.
There are many people who sympathize with the patient next to him: "Alas, this is not very old, he is still a boss, how can he have such a problem." If you don't say that your body matters, alas, it's pitiful......"
"Yes, yes, look, it's all like this, and I still say that I am not sick......
"The illness is really not light, I didn't hear him just shout about cannibalism...... "I don't know how to listen to it, I obviously shouted 'go chase people', he was stunned to hear that he wanted to eat people.
The people next to him didn't hear what the boss was shouting vaguely, but when they heard this reminder, they involuntarily began to think that this psychopath was shouting to eat people, and they immediately shuddered.
Now there are more people who are eager to help, just kidding, if he really breaks free from this psychosis, there are so many people in the hall, what if he bites people indiscriminately?