Hearing Ao Xiaojun's words, Ao Muyang smiled, he waved warmly and said, "Do you want to pass the time? That's not easy, go, come to my house." ”

"Are you going to work?" Ao Xiaojun said with a smile, "Don't even think about it, I will never enter your house again, and there is no good thing every time I go." ”

Ao Muyang Yin swished and said, "Young man, you have to be responsible for your own words." ”

Ao Xiaojun patted his chest and said: "I'm not an adult yet, I can't be responsible for my words, if you want to be held responsible, you go to my father!"

This pot is shaken off neatly.

Ao Muyang admires this kid a lot, he can throw the pot out like a flying saucer when he throws the pot, and he is right, he is really a good hand.

He finally went to the house and took two bottles of drinks and handed them to the two of them, Ao Xiaojun burped with satisfaction after pouring half a bottle, and said, "For the sake of you inviting me to drink—let's go, Uncle Xiaoyang, I'll take you to catch shrimp crickets." ”

Ao Muyang said disdainfully: "No need, I just ate shrimp crickets yesterday, so big!"

It is not an exaggeration to use both hands to compare the length of thirty centimeters, and the fierce shrimp crickets in the fishing ground can grow to such a terrifying scale.

Ao Xiaojun laughed and said, "What kind of shrimp cricket are you eating? Oh, I know, it's so big after being congested, right?"

Ao Muyang waved his hand and said: "Get out, you are young and full of swords, you will definitely be a second-rate person in the future." ”

Ao Xiaojun said with a hippie smile: "How can it be? Have you ever heard a word? Every time you slaughter dogs, most of them are scholars, what does this mean? People show the opposite of your heart on the outside, how imserious a person's appearance is, how affectionate he is in his heart......

Listening to his eloquent words, Ao Muyang sighed: "You kid is really, as long as you understand everything that has nothing to do with learning, stop, don't talk about it, you go play." ”

Ao Xiaojun took his arm and said, "Oh, what's the point of me going to play by myself?" Let's go, Uncle Xiaoyang, let's go play together." ”

Ao Muyang shook his head and said, "I'm not interested, I'm going back to clean up the housework." ”

Ao Xiaojun didn't know what was going on, and suddenly entangled him, and wanted to take him to shrimp fishing.

Ao Muyang had no choice but to say, "Okay, shut up, Uncle Xiaoyang will accompany you to fish for shrimp crickets." ”

Ao Xiaojun glanced at him and said, "What do you mean to accompany me? You are old with me, I know that there are a lot of shrimp crickets in one place, and you must have shrimp crickets to eat at night when you fish with me." ”

He said this a little arrogantly, but he also has a little confidence, there is no child in the village who loves to play more than him, and there is no more understanding of Dalong Mountain than him, which water has fish, which mountain has wild fruits, he knows everything well.

Crossing the entrance of the village to the beach, Ao Xiaojun stopped, and the child who followed him also stopped, and then looked at the girls in bikinis on the beach and blushed.

Ao Xiaojun said: "Xiao Wu, what are you looking at?"

Ao Xiaowu said embarrassedly: "No, no, no, I didn't see anything." ”

Ao Xiaojun pouted and said, "When my brother is blind, your two eyes pierce people's sons." ”

Ao Xiaowu stiffened his neck and argued: "Nonsense, you slander people, I, I'm short, I'm just level-eyed, I saw people's chests at first sight, so aren't you different? Don't you also look at people's chests at first glance?"

Ao Xiaojun said: "Of course not, I first looked at whether my father was here, and found that he was not here, and I only looked at their long legs at the second glance." ”

Speaking of this, he also despised Ao Xiaowu: "What a milk baby, what's so bad about a woman's breasts? You have to look at the legs, whether it's beautiful or not depends on the thighs, understand? Little stupid pig!"

Ao Xiaowu thought that he had been insulted, and he said angrily: "I don't want to understand, you big pig, big boar!"

Ao Muyang pulled the two apart and said, "Don't quarrel, you are all the same kind, how bad is it to hurt the harmony?"

Ao Xiaojun snorted and walked eastward, he didn't let Ao Xiaowu follow, Ao Xiaowu was also angry, spat and walked in the opposite direction.

Neither of them stayed on the public beach outside the village, where there were many tourists and the pressure of competition was high, so Ao Xiaojun went to the turtle sanctuary and ran into the beach of the reserve, bypassing the wooden fence set up in the reserve.

Ao Muyang followed him in and said, "Tourists are not allowed to enter here." ”

Ao Xiaojun said: "Am I a tourist? Of course I'm not. ”

"Idlers are not allowed to come in, don't you see what is written on that sign? Non-staff are not allowed to enter!" A figure appeared not far away, just in time to hear the conversation between the two.

Ao Xiaojun waved his hand enthusiastically and said: "Big handsome guy, I also belong to the staff now, now there are shrimp crickets in the sand by the sea at this time, I will catch them, otherwise when the turtles lay eggs in the sand, they will be destroyed." ”

This reason is quite valid, and the doctor thought for a moment and reluctantly said, "Okay, don't touch the turtles." ”

The sanctuary has been training turtles to stay away from humans, so neither tourists nor villagers are allowed to come into close contact with turtles to avoid affecting the turtles' perception of humans.

Ao Xiaojun was not interested in turtles, he ran to the beach and began to look carefully, at this time two three or four-year-old girls also ran in hand in hand, and the doctor on patrol wanted to send the two of them out after seeing it, but the two little girls were very clever, and each hugged Ao Xiaojun one leg and shouted brother.

The doctor thought they were together, so he didn't ask much - he gave Ao Muyang face, and the reason why Ao Xiaojun came in so happily before was because Ao Muyang was by his side.

Naturally, Ao Xiaojun knew this, and he wanted to pull Ao Muyang to fish for shrimp crickets, just to use him as a pass, and he knew that he couldn't get in.

Seeing the doctor leaving, the two white and tender little girls immediately let go of their arms and grimaced at Ao Xiaojun.

Ao Muyang looked at the two little girls and asked, "Where did you come from?"

A little girl with braids said, "My mother said I picked it up from the garbage. ”

Another girl in a little princess tutu giggled and said, "Auntie lied to you, sister, you are so stupid, I know where we got out, I saw it on TV!"

Ao Muyang was shocked: What kind of TV program did the child's parents watch?

The tutu skirt continued: "We all came out of the stones, and the Monkey King is like this, I watched TV carefully that day." ”

Ao Muyang wiped a cold sweat, ashamed and ashamed, he was dirty.

Ao Xiaojun smiled at the two girls with bad intentions: "You both guessed wrong, do you want my brother to tell you the correct answer?"

Ao Muyang frowned and said, "Do you want to be beaten, don't you?" And little sister, I didn't ask where you were born, but ...... your parents."

"You can't call us sister. Braided said seriously.

"You are an uncle, not an elder brother, you want to call us little pot friends. The tutu skirt said more seriously.

Ao Muyang was stunned: "What? uncle? I'm really—I don't care where your parents are, bear child!"