During this time, Qin Shousheng was worse than death, and he felt uncomfortable all over his body.

He wanted to go to the hospital for examination N times, but he was worried about being recognized, after all, his illness was too disgraceful. If he accidentally was known by his colleagues and students, he was a teacher who was looking for flowers and willows, and he contracted a flower willow disease because of it, don't expect to continue to mix in school in the future.

A few days ago, he saw this clinic in a small advertisement on the street, and although he was also worried that it might be a scammer, he still came, after all, there was no other hope at the moment.

The problem is that the clinic is so shabby, with all kinds of miscellaneous items piled up everywhere, including old shoes, washbasins, sewing machines. The only indication that this is a clinic is a blood pressure monitor on the table, and a large number of medicines with unnamed names and no labels in the cabinet next to it.

There was only one person in the entire clinic, the old military doctor, who couldn't tell how old he was, with a big back comb, a goatee under his chin, and a blue Tang suit. With his outfit, as long as he changes the sign at the door, he will immediately become a fortune teller.

Qin Shousheng looked frightened, looking at the veteran military doctor for many years, and his voice was crying: "You must save me......"

The old military doctor's face was calm and steady, first checked Qin Shousheng's pulse, and then said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, I have an ancestral secret recipe, you just need to go home and eat it for three days." ”

"Really?"

"Of course. The old military doctor said mysteriously: "My medicine is a national secret formula, and I don't usually take it out, seeing that you are in such a hurry, the two of us are also fateful, so let's give it to you." ”

Qin Shousheng suffered all kinds of physical and mental torture, and when he heard this, he seemed to see a bright light in the darkness, and hurriedly asked: "Doctor, is it really effective?

"You doubt me?" said the old medic, pointing to a large pile of pennants on the wall, "If you don't believe me, trust the other patients as well." ”

These pennants probably have words written on them, such as "rejuvenation of wonderful hands" and "the heart of the parents of the doctor".

Chinese people have some peculiar thinking, they like to send pennants when they are favored by others, and they like to display pennants when they are favored.

The more pennants, the more good this person is, in fact, this thing has no authority at all, dozens of dollars can be customized on one side, and the content is universal.

Speaking of which, the content on the pennant is the same as a woman's promise, and it can basically be sold at three folds.

After all, Qin Shousheng was an intellectual, and he wouldn't easily believe these things, so he asked suspiciously, "What can this prove?"

The old military doctor seemed to have anticipated this kind of questioning, and immediately opened the drawer and took out a newspaper clipping, dipped it in saliva and opened it for Qin Shousheng to read: "This is an interview given to me by the newspaper...... The above detailed analysis of the miraculous effect of my family's ancestral secret recipe, saying that I am the reincarnation of Bian Que, the resurrection of Hua Tuo, and the return visits of many patients, can there be a fake in black and white?"

Qin Shousheng looked at it carefully: "Which newspaper is this?"

"There are several newspapers, but you don't know what they are. His eyes rolled, and the old military doctor said: "I am an ancestral old Chinese medicine doctor, and I won't deceive people!"

"Aren't you an old medic?"

"Ah...... I am an ancestral old Chinese medicine doctor, and because of my outstanding contributions, I was specially recruited into the army to engage in medical research. ”

"Oh. Qin Shousheng thought for a moment, and finally decided to believe it, and looked at the old military doctor eagerly: "Then you can see how my disease is treated." ”

"The medicinal herbs I use are all precious Chinese herbs, and there are no side effects, but they are not easy to come by. Seeing that another fish was hooked, the old military doctor couldn't help but be overjoyed: "I'll prescribe three courses of treatment for you first, each course of 10,000 yuan ......."

Qin Shousheng was taken aback: "So expensive?"

"It's already very cheap, if you go to a big hospital, you will have to pay 180,000 yuan for a course of treatment. The old military doctor looked at Qin Shousheng with a bitter expression: "This is just medicine money, you still have to do all kinds of examinations, and you have to do everything you don't have." B-ultrasound, CT, MRI ...... An MRI costs 18,000 yuan, and if you have too much money to spend, just go to that big hospital!"

The old military doctor flew around, and he looked like he was engaged in pyramid schemes, but he accurately grasped Qin Shousheng's psychology.

But most of the people who come to this kind of clinic to see a doctor do dishonorable things, but they are afraid that others will know about it. Therefore, as long as their eloquence can keep up, they will basically obediently keep the money in their pockets.

"10,000 yuan ......" Qin Shousheng didn't have much savings, he was deceived by Si Hongchu so much, and now he has very close hands. He looked at the old military doctor and said in a consultative tone: "I don't have that much, can you get a little discount?"

The old military doctor waved his hand and used a trick to capture the old man: "Then you go and find another cheap place!"

"But......" Qin Shousheng was very embarrassed, hesitated for a while, and asked: "You didn't check anything, just prescribe medicine to me, maybe I'm not sick!"

The old military doctor said in his heart: "The people who come to me are all sick ...... brains" He hasn't opened for a long time, and finally a Qin Shousheng came today, and the fat sheep sent to the door is not slaughtered for nothing, so he bites the price and does not let go: "Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to looking, hearing, asking, and cutting, as soon as you enter the door, through your complexion, and then understand your condition, give you a pulse, and basically know the situation." If you can't believe me, go to a big hospital for a check-up, maybe 350,000 yuan can be diagnosed. As for this medicine, at this price, it can't be cheapened at all. ”

"What medicine is so expensive?"

"I told you, a variety of precious Chinese herbal medicines......" The old military doctor recited the names of a lot of medicinal materials, a large part of which Si Hongchu had never even heard of. Then he told Qin Shousheng: "My medicine is to cure diseases, strengthen the body without diseases, and can nourish yin and aphrodisiac, replenish kidney yin deficiency, kidney yang deficiency, kidney yang deficiency." If you are sick, no matter how rotten the thing becomes, as long as you take it internally and externally every day, keep it and restore it to its original state, you can still ...... ten times a night."

After that, the old military doctor took out a pack of medicine and showed it to Qin Shousheng, Qin Shousheng didn't know medicine at all, even if the old military doctor took out a bunch of grass root bark, he couldn't see why.

However, after all, after seeing the real thing, Qin Shousheng believed sixty percent in his heart. He had the mentality of giving it a try, and began to bargain, he was such a picky person, he had already practiced good bargaining skills, and finally talked about each course of treatment to 2,000 yuan.

The old military doctor reluctantly agreed, but Qin Shousheng still kept an eye on it, and only took a course of medicine, saying to see the curative effect.

When Qin Shousheng left, the old military doctor came out immediately, looked around to see that there was no one, took off the sign at the door, and hung another piece.

Recently, the license plate of military vehicles has been rectified, and the old military doctor is worried that the military doctor will also be rectified, and the new sign reads "Ancestral old Chinese medicine, specializing in the treatment of gynecological diseases".

At this time, Si Hongchu walked into the clinic and smiled at the old military doctor: "I have SARS AIDS cancer, how to treat it?"

The old military doctor was happy to count the money, glanced at Si Hongchu, opened his mouth and said: "SARS AIDS cancer? You have come to the right place, I have been practicing medicine for decades, specializing in the treatment of SARS AIDS cancer!"

"Do you know what SARS AIDS cancer is?" Si Hongchu was a little angry, and the other party actually deceived Qin Shousheng, isn't this tantamount to stealing his own job.

The old military doctor was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered that he had never heard of this disease. However, he has been cheating for decades, and he still has the ability to adapt: "Is this...... It's a rare kind of sex

The disease is mainly caused by human milk

The cephalovirus causes genital blisters

Rash ......"

"!" Si Hongchu almost laughed angrily: "This is a disease made up in Guo Degang's cross talk, why don't you practice medicine in Deyun Club!"

"Huh?" Huo Ran, the old military doctor, stood up: "You're here to make trouble!"

"That's right. Si Hongchu nodded honestly: "I'll give you an afternoon to move all the things, and the clinic will close tomorrow." ”

"Why did you ask me to close the clinic? What are you doing?"

"I'm doing it for the heavens!" Si Hongchu said, kicking the table, and the table slid against the ground, making a screeching sound, pushing the old military doctor against the wall.

The things on the table fell to the ground, the blood pressure monitor shattered, and the mercury flowed out.

Si Hongchu punched over, hitting the old military doctor's cheek, and a stream of blood arrows flew out with two front teeth.

"If you provoke you, you will come and smash the field......" The old military doctor looked at Si Hongchu in horror, because he was missing two teeth, and he was full of wind when he spoke: "You are mentally ill!"

"I'm an ancestral mental illness, specializing in treating old Chinese medicine doctors!" Si Hongchu smiled coldly: "I don't want to be difficult for you, but if you don't get out, you will have to vomit twice as much as you eat in the past!"

After leaving the clinic, Si Hongchu returned to school, and it happened that the physical education class was also over.

From afar, Si Hongchu found that Wang Zi was chasing Lan Xuan, as if he was saying something.

Lan Xuan shook her head with a smile, ignored Wang Zi, and left alone.

In the afternoon, Lan Xuan took a leave of absence and never saw anyone.

It was only at this time that the classmates began to discuss Qi Yunhao's case, and Zhang Yilei sighed: "My boyfriend is involved in such a case, I didn't expect Lan Xuan to be so calm......"

"What do you know!" Liu Li glared at Zhang Yilei and said thoughtfully: "Between Lan Xuan and Qi Yunhao, there must be something!"

Zhang Yilei hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"

"Qi Yunhao's case broke out too suddenly, various departments acted quickly, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau revoked the enterprise license, and the Public Security Bureau arrested the parties...... What have they been doing in the past ten years?" After a pause, Liu Li continued: "This shows that someone is rectifying Qi Yunhao!"

Zhang Yilei immediately nodded: "Makes sense!"

"What's more, Lan Xuan's family has such a big force, and it can completely help Qi Yunhao settle down, why hasn't Lan Xuan's family done anything?"

Zhang Yilei asked stupidly: "Why?"

That's why I said that there was something between the two of them, maybe Lan Xuan didn't want to continue, so she deliberately made such a thing to break up with Qi Yunhao. ”

"Damn!" Zhang Yilei was dumbfounded: "Be a son-in-law for the family...... Isn't it dangerous?"

Liu Li is worthy of being a social sister, and she can get a lot of gossip. This remark was not her original, and it had already been analyzed by a master in the school, which surprised Si Hongchu, because it was very close to the truth.

On the second day, Lan Xuan came to class normally, and a morning passed quickly, and she was as light and breezy as she was yesterday, and she couldn't see anything unusual.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of class at noon, Shen Peng came to Si Hongchu with a sneer and asked, "Have you forgotten something?"

Without waiting for Si Hongchu to answer, Cao Jian immediately said, "What about your sponsorship?"

The agreement with Jin Dabiao is at this time, Jin Dabiao is busy with shows all day long, and I don't know if he will be concerned about this matter, Si Hongchu really doesn't have much support for this maternal uncle.

Si Hongchu was about to make a call to Jin Dabiao, when the door of the classroom was suddenly pushed open, and Jin Dabiao strode in: "Students, I'm here!"

Jin Dabiao is a media celebrity, and few people in the class don't know about it.

Seeing the celebrity appear in their class, all the classmates were stunned because the celebrity was actually wearing a green hat.