Chapter 14: Immortals Have Toothaches?

Wu Qing has been explaining to Sister Fang very seriously, and he didn't feel any abnormalities in his body at all.

Until, as soon as Wu Qing turned around, he saw Sister Fang's strange expression.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

Wu Qing saw Sister Fang glaring at herself, and thought that she had blossomed on her body, so she glanced at her body.

Hiss!

It's embarrassing!

The body blossomed but not, Wu Qing felt that he might squirt blood.

The most important thing is that when Wu Qing reacted, the thing shook uncontrollably.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

It may be that she was afraid that the space in the bathroom was too small and she couldn't make a 720-degree vomiting and whirling action, so Sister Fang directly picked up Wu Qing and threw it out.

Then he closed the door, leaned against it, and touched his hot face.

The immortal heart was shaken more and more intensely, and it seemed that death was getting closer and closer.

Outside the door, Wu Qing took a deep breath and calmed down.

Wu Qing, who was not sleepy, sat on the sofa and turned on the TV.

On TV, a high-pitched and passionate voice came out, Wu Qing almost didn't squirt saliva, this is live TV?

Okay, he pulled out an indescribable stick, entered her indescribable place, and unconsciously increased his strength with her indescribable voice that seemed to be painful and comfortable. ”

Finally, under her increasingly high-pitched indescribable voice, he pulled out the indescribable and brought out a little of the indescribable. And she sat weakly in her chair. ”

"Okay, successful one, next. ”

The next one is your sister, will you pull out a tooth?!

If it weren't for Wu Qing looking at the picture and only listening to the sound, this cliff would be an indescribable action scene commentary!

But, do you need to describe it so thought-provokingly?

It's so easy to make people's brains open, and the picture of the plump brain unconsciously makes up for it, even if you describe it so vaguely, it will alarm the Emperor of Harmony, right?

Today's TV stations, in order to retain the audience, are so attentive to advertising, it's really hard for you!

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

Wu Qing hurriedly changed the station, and watching an advertisement was so thrilling. It seems that Sister Fang in the bathroom heard it.

She really only has sound, no pictures.

Even if it is an immortal, for these things, it is definitely not a mountain cannon!

After a while, Sister Fang walked out wrapped in a bath towel and glanced at Wu Qing viciously.

Wu Qing's heart was furious: "Sister Fang, let's watch TV together." ”

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

Ben Xian doesn't understand high technology, but he still understands this kind of thing! What is your intention to invite Ben Xian to show you that kind of indescribable thing?!

Then again, what is a TV?

Looking at Sister Fang's expression, Wu Qing felt that Sister Fang had really misunderstood: "Sister Fang, it was a TV commercial just now, and the tooth was extracted." ”

"Tooth extraction, are you really an immortal who doesn't even know how to extract teeth?" Sister Fang glared at Wu Qing angrily.

Wu Qing knew that explanations were superfluous.

Then, he turned the stage back.

Thank you for the TV series during the commercial, and the advertisement is not over yet.

"Okay, he pulled it out again..."

With the host's explanation, a new round of tooth extraction began.

Is it really a tooth extraction?!

Sister Fang looked surprised.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

"Speaking of tooth extraction, Ben Xian recently had a tooth decay that also needs to be extracted. Sister Fang sat on the other end of the sofa and spoke.

A fairy, wrapped in a bathrobe, sits on a couch.

Even if the 404 part is covered, it's easy to make people think about it!

However, Wu Qing listened to Sister Fang's words and looked surprised: "Tooth extraction?

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

Sister Fang wondered, just pulling out a tooth, as for this reaction?

"Ahem!" Wu Qing looked at Sister Fang's expression and explained, "I'm sorry, it's my expression that has a problem. I mean, immortals can have tooth decay and need tooth extractions?"

Immortal immortal body, immortal! For Mao will also get such a mortal disease?!

A hint of gloom flashed in Sister Fang's eyes: "Immortality is just a concept, not real immortality. Mortals become immortals and go against the sky. Heaven and man decay, body and soul extinguished. ”

"However, compared to the hundred-year lifespan of mortals, the lifespan of immortals of tens of millions of years or even longer is indeed immortal. ”

It turns out that the immortals will still die.

Wu Qing looked at Sister Fang and felt a hint of haggardness.

"However, this immortal only has the initial symptoms of the small five decays, and there are still ten or eight mortal lifespans away from death. Besides, it is enough to survive for 10,000 years. Sister Fang smiled and added.

Holy!

Can you collect your own embarrassment value?

Obviously not!

A man said to you, "He is dying." Then, you live to be 100 years old, and then your son, your grandson...

However, this dying man, is still alive!

Isn't it annoying?

"Wu Qing, tomorrow take Ben Xian to find a Lang Zhong to extract teeth. Sister Fang said.

"I'm sorry, now there is only a hospital, there are doctors in the hospital, there is no Langzhong. "Wu Qing was in a very bad mood, just now a person who could live for about a thousand years told him that he was dying.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

"What is the doctor?" Sister Fang asked embarrassedly.

"It's the kind of person on TV, modern Langzhong. Wu Qing replied.

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

The person on TV?Sister Fang remembered the explanation of the ecstasy.

"Okay, then you can take Ben Xian to the hospital tomorrow and go there to extract the tooth. Sister Fang said.

Wu Qing sighed helplessly.

Sister, it costs money to go to the hospital!

Wu Qing felt extremely worried about his small treasury.

"Okay, no problem, Sister Fang. Wu Qing wanted to cry without tears.

Sister Fang stood up and said slowly: "This immortal went down to earth this time, just to completely experience the life that immortals do not have, and to experience the ups and downs of being a mortal. As a woman, Bensen also wants to experience the life of a normal woman. I don't want to leave with regrets. ”

Sister Fang said, took the initiative to tear off the bath towel on her body, and stood in front of Wu Qing with an unobstructed view.

Wu Qing was stunned by the sudden change of the cold immortal sister, and then turned his back with a red face.

The nosebleed came out very cooperatively.

"What, aren't you such a person, haven't you always coveted the body of this immortal?" Sister Fang sat next to Wu Qing and said softly.

Wu Qingteng stood up suddenly and took two steps away from Sister Fang.

"Are you disgusting this immortal? rest assured, this immortal is a perfect body. ”

Wu Qing didn't know what to say, he wasn't ready?

"Well, I'm a bastard and don't want to get into trouble with any woman. As the saying goes, love comes over time, so I'm used to lifting my pants and leaving. But... Wu Qing didn't finish his words, but the meaning was obvious.

Sister Fang wants to spend seven days with him, it's too long!

"Ding, harvest embarrassment worth 100 points. ”

What the hell do you misunderstand the meaning of this idiom?

Sister Fang stood up and rewrapped herself in a bath towel.

"Okay, then this will be our repertoire. Tomorrow, take Ben Xian to have his teeth extracted!" Sister Fang finished speaking and went back to her room.

Wu Qing was in a trance.

Keep the show?!

Good boy!

I'm going to sleep with a fairy?!