Chapter 8 Sanitary napkins, used!
"Baba, I'm sleepy!"
"Grandpa, I'm sleepy too!"
Yuzu and Jiang Hu's grandson spoke at the same time, their bodies swaying, their eyes narrowed slightly, and they fell asleep after crawling on the table in the courtyard.
"Little immortal, is my grandson okay?" Jiang Hu asked worriedly, the entire Jiang family is just one seedling, how can he be worthy of his ancestors if something happens to his grandson?
Lu Jing waved his hand, took off his coat and put it on Yuzu, fortunately he was wearing a windbreaker, and the two children were still young and could be completely covered.
"Do you think I'm going to harm my own daughter? Don't worry, your grandson has eaten the elixir I refined, if nothing else. Whether it is intellectual or physical strength, it will far surpass others!"
Qianling Pill, the top elixir in the God Realm, is still from the hands of Demon Venerable Lu Jing! The effect has been increased by several grades, otherwise Lu Jing would not have broken half of it and given it to Yuzu, which is too small, so he would eat Qianling Dan and go to bed immediately.
She's absorbing the nutrients of the elixir!
"That's good!Little fairy, I'm sorry for you!" Jiang Hu breathed a sigh of relief, his grandson was fine, the most important thing at the moment was to eradicate the evil ghosts that were haunting him.
"Well, tell your daughter to go and get me six used sanitary napkins!"
Lu Jing crossed Erlang's legs and said to Jiang Yan in a dignified manner.
Sanitary napkins? or used?
Jiang Yan's little face was flushed, this person was so shameless, how did he say it?
"Phew!stinky rascal!" Jiang Yan snorted, but when she saw her father nodding in agreement, she didn't dare to say anything, and walked into the toilet without saying a word.
I guess I'm looking for used sanitary napkins!
"Little fairy, what do you want to do here?"
Jiang Hu asked curiously, he originally thought that Lu Jing had just refined the pill for him, who would have thought that eradicating evil spirits would require sanitary napkins, and it was also used sanitary napkins, do you dare to believe it? Jiang Hu has lived for most of his life, and it is not that he has never seen strange abilities.
They either have magic weapons in their hands, or they have unique formulas, in short, they have everything.
But Lu Jing has never seen anything like this.
"Your daughter is a virgin, right?" Lu Jing asked coldly.
"Uh... The old man didn't know. "Jiang Hu is full of black lines, Jiang Yan is his daughter, but the ghost knows if she is a virgin? After all, her daughter has grown up and has her own private life. He has no right to intervene.
"Haha, you don't know, I can see it!"
Lu Jing smiled mysteriously.
"Hurry up and find a son-in-law with your daughter, this girl has a temper twenty-four and no man, and she laughs at me to death!"
Jiang Hu: "......"
If it weren't for the fact that Lu Jing was a little immortal, Jiang Hu would have wanted to strangle him!
Can you look like a fairy?
"Well, women are yin, especially virgins. Sanitary napkins are not called sanitary napkins, they are called red dragons in ancient times, and they are extremely harmful to ghosts! Of course, only sanitary napkins used by virgins can be called red dragons!"
Lu Jing no longer had a hippie smile on his face, and said seriously.
"No! Here you go! stinks to death!" Jiang Yan covered her nose and frowned. Hanging a plastic bag from a clothes rack, he said with disgust.
"Cut! Why don't you say it stinks before using it!"
Lu Jing took the plastic bag indifferently and motioned for Jiang Hu to stand in the middle of the courtyard.
Six sanitary napkins, according to the placement of the five elements of the bagua, and the remaining one is placed on the table.
"Wait!" Lu Jing glanced at the two sleeping children.
"You! Carry the child to the room and go to sleep, it may be very noisy for a while! It is a great sin to disturb my daughter's sleep!"
Jiang Yan didn't refute, and carefully carried Yuzu and her nephew to the bedroom, thinking that this god was squinting, but he was still very good to his daughter.
……
"Old man, I'm starting!"
Lu Jing pinched a complicated hand decision, and silently recited the Wuji killing decision.
"There are three thousand avenues, and all things have spirits... Break!"
Scream!
The five red dragons surrounding Jiang Hu burned instantly, Jiang Yan stood at the door, her eyes widened, she vaguely saw a woman behind her father, bleeding all over her body, holding her head in her left hand, wailing in pain.
"Oh my God!
The red dragon burned for more than ten minutes before it stopped, and Jiang Hu stood in place in an old state, he only felt that his body was crispy and numb, and there was an indescribable feeling.
"Alright, you sit back in your chair!"
Lu Jing stretched his waist and opened his eyes by the way.
"I'm going to kill you!"
When I opened my eyes to the sky, I could naturally see the female ghost, and the female ghost in front of me was covered in black smoke, which looked even more disgusting than before! Although she was weak, she still had teeth and claws, and she seemed to be very unwilling to die by herself.
"Little girl's family, don't you go out to reincarnate and harm people?believe it or not, I will punish you on behalf of the moon?" Lu Jing said playfully, a smile rising at the corner of his mouth, pointing to the last red dragon on the table.
It's very simple to kill the female ghost, put the red dragon on Jiang Hu's chest, and the female ghost will be wiped out, and there will be no place to bury her!
"Kill you, kill you!" the female ghost said unrelentingly, leaving Jiang Hu's body, her sharp nails scratching Lu Jing frantically.
It's useless!
"Can you say something else?"
Lu Jing shrugged his shoulders and asked, he opened his eyes to the sky, but his soul was not out of his body.
Hell if you can hit yourself.
"Kill you, kill you!"
Lu Jing: "......"
"I'll give you one last chance to say something else!"
"Kill you, kill you!" the female ghost said repeatedly, holding her head with both hands, and hugging Lu Jing's back with blood flowing from the corners of her mouth.
"Do you really want to go up in smoke?"
A sharp light erupted in Lu Jing's eyes, like a knife stuck in the heart of a female ghost, and his fingers turned into fire and ignited the red dragon.
Rise!
The red dragon burned, so frightened that the female ghost immediately left Lu Jing's body.
"Please spare my life! ”
"Hmph, don't you threaten me, I'm Garfield?" Lu Jing looked at the female ghost who knelt on the ground and begged for mercy dissatisfied, Lao Tzu is also a man with a temper!
"Why do you want to hurt the old man?" Lu Jing was a little curious, and heard Jiang Hu say that the female ghost had been entangled with him fifteen years ago, but fortunately, he had escaped by meeting a master and giving him a talisman.
He is really not the only cultivator in this world!
"The little girl was originally a talented woman in the Qing Dynasty, and she appreciated it for a showman, who knew ......"
"Stop!
Lu Jing interrupted the words of the female ghost, in ancient times, a talented woman was a prostitute to put it bluntly, so there was no need to guess.
It must be a female ghost who fell in love with a poor sour scholar, and the poor sour scholar said that when I got my fame, I would take the female ghost openly and honestly, and then break my promise! The female ghost hanged herself, and her resentment grew and she didn't go to reincarnation.
became a powerful ghost and scourge Jiang Hu.
"Didn't you hear clearly? What I'm asking is why you want to harm Jiang Hu!"
Lu Jing stared down at the red dragon that had not yet burned clean, tilting his head, as if to hint at believe it or not, and then talk nonsense, I will kill you?
"Because he's the liar!!"