Chapter 19: Jokes
Coming to Allure International, Huang Xie walked into the hall directly this time, leaned against the front desk and asked the front desk lady: "Beauty, may I ask, what floor is the sales department on?"
The front desk lady subconsciously said, "Tenth floor!" and then came back to her senses, isn't this the beggar who came to President Song last time?
The front desk lady glanced up and down at Huang Xie, at this time Huang Xie was wearing a suit, his hair was trimmed, and the edges were trimmed, giving people the feeling that he was a sunny man!
But...... Huang Xie's gaze and smile were still too discordant, so that the front desk lady immediately recognized that this person was the person from last time!
There was no way, Huang Xie didn't want to wear this suit, but Father Song insisted on asking that he should set up a good image on the first day of work, and he finally said yes, so he wore the suit he just bought to "work"!
"What's the matter, beauty, don't you think I'm handsome!" said Huang Xie very narcissistically.
"Are you here to find President Song?" looked at Huang Xie, and the front desk lady asked in a very unfriendly tone.
"No, I'm not here for her this time, I have other things to do this time. Huang Xie reached out and took out a card from his pocket, and said in front of the front desk lady.
"Allure International Sales Manager...... Sales Manager!?" The front desk lady squinted at the reader slightly, she didn't notice anything at first, but after a second, she reacted instantly, and looked at Huang Xie in disbelief.
"Okay, goodbye beauty, work hard!" When the front desk lady came back to her senses, Huang Xie had already walked into the elevator and pressed the button on the tenth floor.
"No, I'm going to talk to the president!" The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, so the front desk lady took out her mobile phone and contacted the president's secretary's office.
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On the tenth floor of Allure International, where the sales department of Allure International works, Huang Xie looked at the bunch of employees in front of him in confusion.
"Well, where is the manager's office?" asked Huang Xie as he grabbed an employee.
"You're new here?" the employee asked, glancing at Huang Xie.
"Yes, I just came, I have something to do with the manager!" Huang Xie nodded.
"The innermost, but I advise you to wait a minute!" the employee pointed to an office with shutters closed.
"Why?" When Huang Xie wanted to ask why, he found that the employee didn't know where to go.
Huang Xie scratched his head, then walked to the office that the employee was pointing to, and was about to reach out and knock on the door when he suddenly heard a voice in the office.
"Mr. Tang, what is the matter with you calling me here?" The person who spoke was a woman, who seemed to be a female clerk.
"Xiao Liu, seeing that your recent performance is quite diligent, I think you need to be promoted. "The other voice is a man, it should be the woman shouting Mr. Tang.
"Really!?"
"It's just that this opportunity for promotion is ...... There is only one, you have a lot of competitors, I guess ......" Mr. Tang was a little embarrassed and said hesitantly.
"How come, Mr. Tang, you must have a way to make me successfully enter the election, please help me!" the woman pleaded with Mr. Tang and said.
"I do have a way, but it depends on whether you are willing to pay a little price......" Mr. Tang's voice was a little hurried, and he began to hint at something.
"Forget it! If I rely on this to get elected, I don't want that chance!" The woman seemed to have guessed what Mr. Tang's hint was, and her face instantly turned pale and refused.
"Xiao Liu, I heard that your mother has been sick and hospitalized recently, and you need money for this promotion, if you are favored by the president, you will have a bright future, and when the time comes, it will not be a dream to be promoted and raised!" Mr. Tang gradually calmed down and said calmly.
"This ......" The woman was obviously a little hesitant, her mother really needed money to be hospitalized, and her salary was not enough for the cost of treatment, and what Mr. Tang said was right on her heart.
"If there is no accident this time, the position of sales manager will be mine, and when the time comes, the position of this vice president...... It's yours!" Mr. Tang's voice became lower and lower, and in the end, it seemed as if he was talking into the woman's ear.
Huang Xie rubbed his nose, he could hear it, this Mr. Tang just wanted to use the promotion as an excuse to uncover the rules of female staff!
And he said that he wanted to become a sales manager? What is he? It seems that it is necessary to come forward!
"Ahem, I'm sorry, Mr. Tang, I have something to look for you!" Huang Xie directly twisted the door open, and then walked in, and said to Mr. Tang, who was hurriedly preparing to make a move on the woman.
"Didn't I say it, don't bother me now!" Mr. Tang glared at Huang Xie and scolded angrily.
"Look at your appearance is very fresh, are you a newcomer, what's going on, you go out first, I'll look for you later!" Mr. Tang looked at Huang Xie's unfamiliar face, a little impatient.
Huang Xie became more and more headed, and slowly raised his tone: "You are in my office now, and now I have the right to let you out!"
"Your office?" Mr. Tang said with a burst of laughter, "This is the funniest joke I've ever heard!"
"Oh, is that funny?" asked Huang Xie with a smile.
"This is the manager's office, but there is no manager in the sales department now, but I'm the assistant manager, and you're telling me that this is your office? Could it be that you're the manager!? Isn't that funny?"
At this time, there were already a large number of employees watching the excitement outside the office, all of whom were talking about each other.
"Who is this man?
"It looks like it's a newcomer, and as soon as he comes, he will top Mr. Tang, and it looks like he doesn't have to mix!"
"Yes, yes, the newcomer is too arrogant. ”
Ignoring the discussion outside the office, Huang Xie didn't pay attention to them, but took out the card, smashed it on Mr. Tang's face, and said slowly: "Do you think my joke is really so funny?"
"What is this?Huang Xie, manager of Allure International Sales Department...... Wait!Manager!?" Mr. Tang was thrown into the card by Huang Xie, and said with some anger in his heart, and then took the card and glanced at it casually.
I don't know this look, I was startled when I saw it, Mr. Tang's face slowly froze from anger, and gradually turned into shock, and finally looked at Huang Xie with an unbelievable expression, and suddenly shouted loudly.
"This guy is the manager?"
"No, he looks young, but he's actually a manager!"
"It must be, otherwise you dare to talk to Mr. Tang like this, it must be!"
The onlookers outside set off a new high discussion, and the scene was very hot, and there were already people praying for Mr. Tang's pity.
Grunt!
Mr. Tang secretly swallowed a mouthful of spit, his back was already soaked with sweat, and he gradually sobered up.
Also, if he dares to speak to himself like this, and disturb his own good deeds, and even say that this is his office, he is absolutely sure.
And this card can be forged, but behind the card, the chairman's seal must not be forged, that is to say, the seemingly strange person in front of him is the manager of the sales department, and it is authorized by the chairman himself!
As soon as he thought of this, Mr. Tang didn't dare to continue thinking about it, and hurriedly bowed his head and apologized: "I'm sorry, my subordinates don't know your identity, what I just said, you just treat me as a fart, let it go!"
"Hehe, using the promotion as a reason, and using the identity of the vice president, and also using my office, the unspoken rules of female staff? You are very bold, it looks like I am going to talk to the chairman. Huang Xie sneered, he could see that this Mr. Tang was relying on patting people on the back door to become the vice president!
"My subordinates don't dare anymore, please raise your noble hand and spare me!" Mr. Tang instantly knelt down and kowtowed to Huang Xie for a detour.
"Get out of here, don't let me see you do something like this a second time!" Huang Xie pointed out of the office, angrily scolding.
"I'm going to get out, I'm going to get out!" Mr. Tang said, and really rolled out, rolling all the way to the outside of the office, and then stood up in embarrassment under the gaze of a bunch of employees, and ran away with a smoke.
"You...... Let's go out, don't think too much about these things in the future, this is impossible!" Huang Xie looked at the same woman, she looked good, she was slender, and her appearance was also outstanding, but compared to Song Chengcheng, it was too much worse.
"Yes. The woman nodded hurriedly, and then walked out of the office.
"What are you watching, don't you have anything to do?" glaring at the staff who were still watching the play outside, Huang Xie said in a solemn voice.
Then these staff members who watched the play were like fish, and they dispersed in an instant, and the speed was so fast that Huang Xie was surprised, which was too fast.